Another time, I was at a kabob place run by Iranians. They had an Iran-Mexico world cup match on the TV. This guy walks in, looks at the TV and shouts, "Hey! Gimme some TACOS and BURRITOS!"

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Answered Nov 10, 2017 · Author has 830 answers and 15.3m answer views

I first saw a grown man’s penis when I was 11 years-old. It was early one Saturday morning. My mom had had one of her “boyfriends” over for a “sleepover.” I didn't know he was in the house so I woke up early and went downstairs to ask my mom if I could go the the mall with a friend that day. Her bedroom door was ajar so I just pushed it open and walked in. He was standing by her bed and she was lying in the bed. They were both naked. I froze and gasped a deep breath. For a moment we all just stared at each other and then I blurted out “Sorry!” and ran back upstairs.

The sight of his penis was burned into my memory, the way it hung down from his pubic bush . I think he was pretty well endowed, but then it was the first penis I’d ever seen so it seemed huge to me even flaccid. It seemed so weird, so alien, like a snake hanging from inside him. Yet it also fascinated me, like it was a secret part of a world grown-ups knew about but I didn’t.

Later on the only thing my mom said to me was I should always knock before entering her bedroom. Her “boyfriend” visited our house several times later. I’d find myself embarrassed as I’d imagine his penis tucked away inside his pants. He didn’t seem embarrassed at all and always smiled when he saw me.

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