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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Blathering nudist fanboi
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Soggy tanning salon coldplay fan
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Vibrant field sneaky criminal
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Soggy tanning salon coldplay fan
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
appetizing theater
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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Jade Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
underhanded stain rigpig
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Vigorous Nursing Home
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Jade Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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wonderful jet parlour
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Vibrant field sneaky criminal
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
wonderful jet parlour
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
wonderful jet parlour
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Blathering nudist fanboi
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
wonderful jet parlour
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
wonderful jet parlour
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
wonderful jet parlour
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Blathering nudist fanboi
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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Sickened Overrated Sex Offender
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Blathering nudist fanboi
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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hideous milky twinkling uncleanness
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Frisky Violet Half-breed
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Bossy laughsome knife
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
hideous milky twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
arrogant buck-toothed center
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This needs a vocaroo
trip office mediation
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Coincidence that crows are black?
hairraiser disgusting market
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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heady fluffy native yarmulke
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Soggy tanning salon coldplay fan



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Vibrant field sneaky criminal

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Soggy tanning salon coldplay fan

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: appetizing theater

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: hairraiser disgusting market

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: citrine boyish hospital macaca



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Cordovan useless brakes antidepressant drug



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: opaque self-absorbed trailer park



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Contagious insane filthpig



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: trip office mediation

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Jade Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Sienna glittery blood rage



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Jade Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: underhanded stain rigpig

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: citrine boyish hospital macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Jade Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like dopamine hunting ground

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: olive gaping turdskin



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Cordovan useless brakes antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant field sneaky criminal

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: wonderful jet parlour

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Sickened Overrated Sex Offender

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Sickened Overrated Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: swollen puppy preventive strike

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Lake house-broken ratface stead

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: hideous milky twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Frisky Violet Half-breed

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: slap-happy menage pervert

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Bossy laughsome knife



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: hideous milky twinkling uncleanness

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: arrogant buck-toothed center

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: trip office mediation

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: hairraiser disgusting market

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Walnut Outnumbered Locale Community Account

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: wonderful jet parlour



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: swollen puppy preventive strike

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: heady fluffy native yarmulke



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Blathering nudist fanboi

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467947)