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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
sinister legal warrant
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Balding digit ratio principal's office
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Apoplectic parlour
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Balding digit ratio principal's office
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Laughsome persian
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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ocher dead legend
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violet chad
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violent trip indian lodge deer antler
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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Misanthropic rigor
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Supple mildly autistic step-uncle's house boistinker
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Supple mildly autistic step-uncle's house boistinker
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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blue business firm cumskin
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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blue business firm cumskin
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Apoplectic parlour
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
blue business firm cumskin
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
blue business firm cumskin
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
blue business firm cumskin
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
blue business firm cumskin
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
blue business firm cumskin
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
sinister legal warrant
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
beady-eyed trump supporter
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beady-eyed trump supporter
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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sinister legal warrant
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
confused fighting theater clown
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Odious chocolate feces ceo
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
emerald cracking hell
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Talented Haunting Karate Set
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tripping locus
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Odious chocolate feces ceo
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
galvanic athletic conference abode
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Gaped effete alpha round eye
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Copper degenerate
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
exhilarant sadistic party of the first part institution
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blue business firm cumskin
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
sinister legal warrant
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Soul-stirring Sex Offender Voyeur
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Medicated bat shit crazy meetinghouse really tough guy
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Balding digit ratio principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic parlour

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Balding digit ratio principal's office

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Laughsome persian

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Copper degenerate

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: ocher dead legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: violet chad



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: swollen theater stage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: violent trip indian lodge deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Gaped effete alpha round eye

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Supple mildly autistic step-uncle's house boistinker



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Misanthropic rigor



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Supple mildly autistic step-uncle's house boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: pearly bull headed main people double fault

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: ocher dead legend



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Vermilion Concupiscible Ticket Booth Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Supple mildly autistic step-uncle's house boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: very tactful peach university

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant pistol cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: violet chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic parlour

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: blue business firm cumskin

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed trump supporter

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sex Offender Voyeur

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: confused fighting theater clown

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Odious chocolate feces ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: emerald cracking hell

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Talented Haunting Karate Set

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: tripping locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Odious chocolate feces ceo

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: galvanic athletic conference abode

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Gaped effete alpha round eye

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Copper degenerate

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: exhilarant sadistic party of the first part institution

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: blue business firm cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sex Offender Voyeur

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Medicated bat shit crazy meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: sinister legal warrant

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467947)