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Bert and Ernie (Seasame Street)which one was the top?

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soul-stirring church
  09/07/18
Ernie
Abnormal angry corn cake stag film
  09/07/18
whats your reasoning here
soul-stirring church
  09/07/18
He's more in control and Bert is more of the bitch. I don't...
Abnormal angry corn cake stag film
  09/07/18
lInteresting. While I can see why Bert’s neuroticism and rig...
soul-stirring church
  09/07/18
Fair. I can see both sides here. Maybe they're vers?
Abnormal angry corn cake stag film
  09/07/18
Bert is a big ol asshole in the real world and so he needs h...
Aromatic laser beams orchestra pit
  09/07/18
tyft.
laughsome indigo pervert tanning salon
  09/18/18
Bert is the one in control. See https://m.youtube.com/watch?...
aggressive medicated home prole
  09/07/18
Like I said, power bottom.
Aromatic laser beams orchestra pit
  09/07/18
Bert is the classic power bottom.
Aromatic laser beams orchestra pit
  09/07/18
I never considered this but it makes a lot of sense.
soul-stirring church
  09/07/18
They were vers
Bronze shrine
  09/07/18
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soul-stirring church
  09/18/18
WOW HOW DARING
chestnut domesticated university
  09/18/18
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soul-stirring church
  09/18/18


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Date: September 7th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring church



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Date: September 7th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Abnormal angry corn cake stag film

Ernie

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring church

whats your reasoning here

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Abnormal angry corn cake stag film

He's more in control and Bert is more of the bitch. I don't picture Bert taking charge and telling Ernie that he has 15 seconds to get down on all fours, pull down his pants, and lube up (maybe). I also think that Ernie is a man of more simple pleasures--little giggles, etc. -> simple penile orgasms--while Bert enjoys the more challenging and intellectual stimulation of his anus and prostate.

P.S. I have a Bert t-shirt that I wear around the house for my daughter. He's my favorite Sesame Street character, although he's watered-down in the new seasons.

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring church

lInteresting. While I can see why Bert’s neuroticism and rigidity point to him being more of a bottom, I feel that it may indicate he’s a top. Bert clearly has anal retentive traits (Ernie, of course, anal expulsive) and I think he would be extremely uncomfortable with the idea of Ernie cramming his penis into Bert’s asshole—the mere thought likely disgusts Bert on a fundemental level. The only way I see Ernie being a top is without Bert’s consent. But Bert is taller and clearly in better shape. Also, Bert’s bone structure is clearly higher T. He’s balder, larger forehead, unibrow, thick neck, etc. which leads me to believe that while he may not be socially dominant he is sexually dominant and even if Ernie wanted to rape him, he lacks the physical dominance necessary to do so. Ernie’s simple and freewheeling nature indicates, to me, that hes much more comfortable with being fucked in the ass and has no problem with enjoying it.

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Abnormal angry corn cake stag film

Fair. I can see both sides here. Maybe they're vers?

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Aromatic laser beams orchestra pit

Bert is a big ol asshole in the real world and so he needs his asshole made big behind doors.

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Date: September 18th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: laughsome indigo pervert tanning salon

tyft.

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: aggressive medicated home prole

Bert is the one in control. See https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5pAtgubMY

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Aromatic laser beams orchestra pit

Like I said, power bottom.

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Aromatic laser beams orchestra pit

Bert is the classic power bottom.

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring church

I never considered this but it makes a lot of sense.

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Date: September 7th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Bronze shrine

They were vers

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Date: September 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring church



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Date: September 18th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: chestnut domesticated university

WOW HOW DARING

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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring church



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