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ITT: we think up ORIGINAL ideas for vampire movies
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:39 PM Author: ruby parlor Or has it all been done? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766282) |
Date: September 7th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: electric whorehouse Dracula biopic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766286) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: ruby parlor Is it highly critical of Dr. Van Helsing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766304) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: Grizzly hunting ground we travel to a future where vampirism has become a very dull and bureaucratic process, requiring a lot of credentialing and forms and continuing-education courses. the film is a character study of a successful vampire whose home and professional life is gradually brought to ruin through office backstabbing and harassment allegations, leading to a shocking and violent response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766305) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: ruby parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766309) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Low-t stage incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766334) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: Citrine coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766344) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: outnumbered black woman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766470) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: Stimulating Cruise Ship Idiot (Writer for True blood season 3) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766483) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:32 PM Author: Sickened razzle national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766500) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Up-to-no-good bat shit crazy trust fund dilemma A depressed vampire who neglects to drink blood, stares at his non-reflection in the mirror, and only goes out during the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766328) |
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Date: September 8th, 2018 3:02 PM Author: Wine Very Tactful Box Office Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36770103) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Lascivious mad-dog skullcap vampire law teens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766330) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: ruby parlor Law teen becomes a vampire at age 13 and is trapped in eternal high school, unable to fulfill dream of law school despite being perfect candidate (loves to argue) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766345) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Lascivious mad-dog skullcap try again b/c that was pretty obviously one of the subplots of Kirsten Dunst's Interview with the Vampire performance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766354) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:48 PM Author: Sickened razzle national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766597) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: outnumbered black woman 'no kill' vampire who 'gets by' drinking teen girls' menstrual blood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766333) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: pearly piazza Lestat did this in Memnoch the Devil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766340) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:12 AM Author: sepia circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36861632) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: pearly piazza Kindred the Embraced had a 180 take on this and then the TTT lead actor died in a car crash and the series was cancelled just as it was getting good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766336) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: Citrine coffee pot i got an idea, make a movie about vampires in space, and call it PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES.
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:20 PM Author: sepia circlehead homosexual anal vampires (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766459) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Black lay indian dracula done in by his love of garlic naan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766466) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Insane thriller messiness Romantic comedy in a world where vampires have fully exterminated all non-vampires and drink artificial blood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766494) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:32 PM Author: Sickened razzle national Vampire romantic comedy. Alucard has it all: a great crypt, a fast horse-drawn carriage, and he's the top phylactery crafter in the state, with more human death cult devotees than any other unliving given the dark kiss in the past century. Little did he know how much his world would be turned upside-down and topsy-turvy when he met Drusilla, a manic-pixie-dream-bloodsucker who wears quirky patchwork capes and transforms not into a bat, but into a wombat. Though Drusilla is older and not as hot as Alucard's consort, Nova, she has this adorable, quirky way of holding Alucard's hand in sunlight to momentarily cook his flesh ("lighten up!") that he just finds irresistible. Though Drusilla initially rejects Alucard because she worries that he'll just never kill like nobody's watching, Alucard has a plan to win her over...
Feat. Hugh Grant as Alucard; Bella Thorne as Nova; and Winona Ryder as Drusilla. |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM Author: ruby parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766541) |
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Date: September 8th, 2018 2:51 PM Author: Contagious property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36770021) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM Author: Amethyst range A vampire who identifies as werewolf isn't allowed to pee on grass because his small town finds his trans-crypto-speciesism to be an repugnant. Shitlibs take up his cause and the entire vampire community must come to grips with its prejudiced ways in 2018. He takes it to the Supreme Court and Wins. BTW, Jon Lovitz is the vampire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766512) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM Author: Insane thriller messiness I Am Legend, but with the book plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766513) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: Sickened razzle national Blood Actually. It's the story of nine intertwined lives--or should we say deaths--that examine the complexities of that one substance that unites us all: blood. This movie has it all: an old dowager vampiress who was turned into her "forever body" at 55 who can't believe her raven-haired husband has eyes for a younger succubus; her husband, who can't believe how long it takes a human courtier to gift wrap the fleshy heart of a just-killed virgin eunuch; and more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766527) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Insane thriller messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766617) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM Author: Sickened razzle national There Will Be Even More Blood. In the spirit of "Scary Movie," the Wayans Brothers are at it again. These madcap vampires drip DELICIOUS iron-y as they stand dramatic convention on its head! Steve Buscemi plays Daniel Maimview, who is forced to explain, in laborious detail, to a perplexed Anna Faris how bloodsucking works. "I ... DRINK ... YOUR ... BLOOD! I DRINK IT UP!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766555) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Sickened razzle national Maim Night. Jason Bateman is a mild-mannered vampire name Max, who, along with an ensemble cast of legendary monsters, finds himself drawn into the most epic night of roleplaying in his life when a mysterious vampire hunter named The Romanian shows up to his country chateau. Little do they know that their game of make-believe? Just got real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766572) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Insane thriller messiness During the 1913 Gettysburg Reunion, veterans get more than they bargained for when an ancient curse causes thousands of war dead to return as vampires. Can the blue and grey put old grudges aside and survive this night of terror? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766578) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Sickened razzle national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766585) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: ruby parlor shit, this one could actually be good with the right director at the helm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766650) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 9:11 PM Author: Low-t stage incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766761) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 10:11 PM Author: Sickened razzle national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36767065) |
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Date: September 7th, 2018 11:06 PM Author: Rambunctious den 3 old vampire buddies go to Thailand, discover ladybois and moon parties, decide to open a tourist agency that specializes in night tours, but they never bargained for this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36767349) |
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Date: September 8th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: sepia circlehead I technically poasted this above already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36768031) |