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Me: aggressively shorting Tesla because logic. U: ask about retarded coins

Lololololol
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/18/18
Enjoy the squeeze
abusive mexican
  09/18/18
I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I&rs...
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/18/18
i understand and respect the rational argument for why to sh...
abusive mexican
  09/18/18
I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal ve...
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/18/18
just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason....
abusive mexican
  09/18/18
I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Th...
hairraiser trailer park chad
  09/18/18
...
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/18/18
...
Flirting Internet-worthy Senate
  09/29/18
one of the hardest self-pwns ever
cerebral red parlor mad cow disease
  02/23/20
cp
Hateful hall brethren
  09/18/18
...
hairraiser trailer park chad
  09/18/18
...
hairraiser trailer park chad
  09/18/18
We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re...
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/18/18
It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and cr...
hairraiser trailer park chad
  09/18/18
I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to h...
hairraiser trailer park chad
  09/18/18
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
Grats
Flirting Internet-worthy Senate
  09/27/18
Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly...
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/29/18
Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too
Flirting Internet-worthy Senate
  09/29/18
Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220
Flirting Internet-worthy Senate
  09/29/18
...
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/29/18
elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.
topaz parlour giraffe
  09/29/18
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topaz parlour giraffe
  10/08/18
What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a fr...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
lol another $TSLA victim seen so many of you suckers get b...
ivory corn cake
  10/24/18
To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bun...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
lol yes you do monkeyface
Bateful Wild Forum
  10/24/18
“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anyth...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes a...
Bateful Wild Forum
  10/24/18
Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing w...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
this thread is in no way interesting it is just you being...
Bateful Wild Forum
  10/24/18
I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of m...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet ta...
Bateful Wild Forum
  10/24/18
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do ...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out o...
Bateful Wild Forum
  10/24/18
...
Iridescent stead
  10/24/18
Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you ...
Bateful Wild Forum
  10/25/18
classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losin...
ivory corn cake
  10/24/18
Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke a...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/24/18
Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person any...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  10/25/18
Really just brutal thread. Ive been following Tesla only ...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  10/25/18
You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/25/18
Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  10/25/18
If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my ...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/26/18
Updates?
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/04/20
must suck to be retarded and an incel :(
topaz parlour giraffe
  05/22/19
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=1...
up-to-no-good gaping fanboi
  10/31/18
Absolutely devastating
crawly idiot kitchen
  10/31/18
...
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  10/31/18
because logic!
up-to-no-good gaping fanboi
  10/31/18
...
Transparent Indirect Expression
  01/07/19
...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  11/01/18
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker I&rsquo...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/31/18
Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your c...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/31/18
...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/31/18
I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you n...
up-to-no-good gaping fanboi
  10/31/18
i feel smart people generally are more likely to change thei...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/31/18
You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about ...
crawly idiot kitchen
  10/31/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&fo...
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/31/18
fair
up-to-no-good gaping fanboi
  10/31/18
Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end dad...
crawly idiot kitchen
  10/31/18
Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars
topaz parlour giraffe
  10/31/18
This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  11/01/18
...
Transparent Indirect Expression
  11/01/18
Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent ...
topaz parlour giraffe
  11/01/18
Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumpi...
Burgundy coiffed personal credit line
  11/01/18
Literally perfect name/post synergy.
topaz parlour giraffe
  11/01/18
...
topaz parlour giraffe
  05/22/19
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splenetic contagious dilemma factory reset button
  02/23/20
as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because...
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  01/07/19
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  05/22/19
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  05/22/19
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topaz parlour giraffe
  05/22/19
Did u profit or long since get owned
rebellious excitant mediation dopamine
  05/22/19
I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a brea...
topaz parlour giraffe
  05/22/19
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops...
topaz parlour giraffe
  05/22/19
...
rebellious excitant mediation dopamine
  05/22/19
nice call, hope you held strong
Garnet community account reading party
  05/22/19
Elon with the reversal
up-to-no-good gaping fanboi
  01/08/20
Rough thread
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  01/08/20
...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/04/20
depends on when OP got out of the pozition
Big buck-toothed theatre knife
  02/04/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/04/20
jfc
Frisky Curious Digit Ratio
  02/04/20
...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/23/20
...
Concupiscible pearly pisswyrm
  02/23/20
Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&a...
heady twisted area
  02/23/20
...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/23/20
And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar...
heady twisted area
  02/23/20
Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/23/20
(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat...
heady twisted area
  02/23/20
lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry
Mind-boggling lodge faggot firefighter
  02/23/20
Lololololol
Poppy hairless chapel
  02/23/20
Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because o...
histrionic travel guidebook meetinghouse
  02/23/20
OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this m...
Nudist menage organic girlfriend
  02/23/20
I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embar...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/23/20
“ No one can see the future.” Then stfu about...
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/23/20
...
heady twisted area
  02/23/20
Because logic
splenetic contagious dilemma factory reset button
  02/23/20
LMAO
Yellow Indian Lodge
  02/23/20
...
Poppy hairless chapel
  02/23/20
...
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  02/23/20
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Fragrant potus
  02/29/20
This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride
Emerald elastic band
  02/23/20
now looks like a great time to short tsla
Gaped drab gaming laptop
  02/23/20
tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now
Appetizing Glassy Spot Sandwich
  02/28/20
i thought tesla sold cars?
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/28/20
Tesla sells Musk
Yellow Indian Lodge
  02/28/20
*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc
Appetizing Glassy Spot Sandwich
  02/28/20
😬😬😬 I think the reversion to value only happens ...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/27/20
this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating h...
Poppy hairless chapel
  02/27/20
before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even ...
topaz parlour giraffe
  02/29/20
Have fun at the “gym” lol
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  02/29/20
describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week
aggressive private investor cumskin
  02/29/20
...
Lascivious indigo haunted graveyard fat ankles
  11/21/20
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Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  11/27/20
Amazing thread
pale coffee pot liquid oxygen
  11/27/20
still lol @ this thread
Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  04/06/21
lmao who is this retard OP
Flesh pontificating tank regret
  04/06/21
...
up-to-no-good gaping fanboi
  04/06/21
...
Garnet community account reading party
  04/18/21
I fucking love logic
Disrespectful box office persian
  04/18/21
RIP
Low-t Odious Internal Respiration
  11/28/21
Holy shit
Ruby Hunting Ground Stock Car
  11/28/21
...
Racy honey-headed milk
  11/29/21
lol
Milky Useless Brakes Office
  11/29/21
180
medicated theater stage cuckold
  11/29/21
shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about mo...
Carnelian alcoholic church
  11/29/21


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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832482)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: abusive mexican

Enjoy the squeeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832500)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I’ve never seen a more obvious short in my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832509)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: abusive mexican

i understand and respect the rational argument for why to short $TSLA. As a trader, however, I must advise you that prices are often irrational and such is the case with $TSLA. Everyone and their grandma has been short this thing from 250 for the past four years

my advice is to take your profits quickly on days like today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832564)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal vehicle for profiting from the Tesla shitshow has been out of the money long dated puts (which spike violently on days like today)

Fundamentally I’m swinging for a home run here though. They owe 11 billion with $1.3 billion of converts maturing in March. They’ve also never not burned a billion dollars of cash in a quarter and only had less than $1bn of unrestricted cash in the bank as of last June.

This feels like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I want major returns here. There is literally no rational argument to support its valuation and innumerable potential catalysts for a sudden drop to like $20 a share

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832614)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: abusive mexican

just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason. a lot of people are making the same bet as you, and there are A LOT of short equity positions that will need to be covered between here and your strikes. even if things go according to your plan, this won't be a smooth ride back to 50.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832688)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park chad

I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

There'll be plenty of shares for the shorts to cover after TSLAQ and Tesla is delisted from the major exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833321)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835906)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Flirting Internet-worthy Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921488)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: cerebral red parlor mad cow disease

one of the hardest self-pwns ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638717)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Hateful hall brethren

cp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832695)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833527)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36834859)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re: this investment? Mine is that Tesla somehow scrapes together an objectively shitty Q3 that is still marginally less shitty than expected (SOUND THE ALARM MODEL 3 FINALLY HAS A 3% gross margin - never mind that similarly priced cars typically earn ~15%) and the price goes into another idiotic frenzy.

In the long run these guys are fucked. But like the other poster says, there could be lots of zig zags on the way to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835940)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park chad

It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and criminal matters. It cannot get more obvious than this. The class action suits are billions in liability.

My biggest fear is the amount of STUPID money out there. The worse case scenario is that Elon reveals the massive fraud behind everything -- 420,000 reservations are fake, his Curaçao fund, etc. and the response is... NOTHING.

The Gene Munsters of the world rationalize away everything, it costs money to "save the world" after all. They throw $5B at Elon. Tesla will still go bankrupt, but all shorts/puts out through at least 2020 are wiped out.

The second worst outcome is stupid money throwing about $2B at Elon so that Tesla survives long enough for shorts/puts to be margin called or wiped out.

I don't believe that will happen. Based on Elon's behavior, his best maneuver was "funding secured". This suggests he's out of tricks. I have bet accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836096)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park chad

I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to have a second crack at shorting. The stock will randomly surge to $10 or above for no reason due to fanbois.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836148)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088577)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Flirting Internet-worthy Senate

Grats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36905990)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly high and there’s still lots of money to be made on tesla’s demise.

The efficient market hypothesis is a fucking joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921405)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Flirting Internet-worthy Senate

Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921414)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Flirting Internet-worthy Senate

Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921416)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921394)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36923405)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36984990)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088570)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: ivory corn cake

lol another $TSLA victim

seen so many of you suckers get burned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088580)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bunch of backlog and simultaneously told his suppliers “funding secured lol.” I remain unmoved.

I just don’t mind making fun of myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088594)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Bateful Wild Forum

lol yes you do monkeyface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088600)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anything to say on the topic at hand so lemme just call you a name.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088610)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Bateful Wild Forum

I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes and act like an MFE and a smug fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088647)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing worth listening to? I literally couldn’t care less about anything you think about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089738)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful Wild Forum

this thread is in no way interesting

it is just you being a smug and annoying faggot with zero insight like in every thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089760)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of mostly retarded racist people that call me nigger. Ive changed my mind and take you seriously as a human being now.

Happy now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089818)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Bateful Wild Forum

Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet taking me seriously? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089828)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do you think saying NIGGER enough times is gonna make some KKK grand dragon appear in my apartment like candyman? I suppose you might because you’re actually retarded.

you can say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER a hundred thousand more times and you’ll still be poorer and dumber than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089880)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Bateful Wild Forum

lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out on your keyboard?

I win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090030)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Iridescent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090036)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’m posting on my phone. And nigga i don’t care about you. I would literally tap dance for you like an actual reconstruction era minstrel in public to avoid what happened to my net worth today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090105)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Bateful Wild Forum

come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you

also for what its worth ive always had the same thoughts as you about crypto and tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090229)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: ivory corn cake

classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losing money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089790)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke and this is a last ditch effort to avert bankruptcy by getting the stock price over the $360 strike price of the $1.3bn converts that mature in March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089831)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person anywhere to think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090202)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Really just brutal thread.

Ive been following Tesla only to see the OP btfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094301)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I remain unmoved that Elon may have employed all kinds of shenanigans to finally turn a profit (pretty nice when you owe $11 billion to other people)

I’m just laughing at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094974)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong ITT that its made for a great thread to come back to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37095441)



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Date: October 26th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my argument. I literally said last September itt that Tesla might scrape together a solid q3 that triggers a price frenzy.

I’ll consider myself wrong if Tesla manages to thrive over the next 2 years in a higher interest rate environment with stiff competition in the electric vehicle a space. This is still a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37100949)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540211)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

must suck to be retarded and an incel :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271770)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gaping fanboi

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=12&forum_id=2#33939065

Date: August 7th, 2017 10:20 PM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

I poured $5,000 into tezos with the 20% bonus. You really think it'll be worth $50k by year end???? Goddamn that gives me a boner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&forum_id=2#33939065)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133818)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: crawly idiot kitchen

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133821)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Location Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133837)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gaping fanboi

because logic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133840)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Transparent Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37544806)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139791)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker

I’ve long since cashed out with a 5x profit. Cry now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133952)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your capacity to reason (ie, should I not assume he’s already cashed out?) and third grade math (I wonder how much he might’ve made vs his implied entry price w the 20% bonus) rivaled your stalking ability



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133965)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133973)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gaping fanboi

I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you now deride xo cryptomos as dumbasses for speculating when you were salivating over some scam just a little bit ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133974)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

i feel smart people generally are more likely to change their minds, revisit assumptions and admit to being wrong.

I’m ashamed of my crypto experience. I readily admit to this. Doesn’t mean I don’t get to call people stupid for still HODLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133994)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: crawly idiot kitchen

You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about LOGIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133997)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&forum_id=7#36372401



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gaping fanboi

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134009)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: crawly idiot kitchen

Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end daddy!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134018)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134039)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139796)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Transparent Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37138698)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent stupidity of mankind.

My guess is the 10-Q (which still isn’t out) will show that Elon merely stopped paying the bills and jammed through a bunch of backlog this quarter to show positive cash flow. Assume I’m treating periods like this to double down on my bet UNLESS the stock price is still > ~$360 on March 15 (what’s the significance of this date and price you ask???? don’t worry about all that just stick to bumping threads when a wildly variable stock behaves like a...wildly variable stock).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139046)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Burgundy coiffed personal credit line

Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumping money into $TSLA right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139834)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Literally perfect name/post synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37140321)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271700)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: splenetic contagious dilemma factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640703)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Motley stubborn resort macaca

as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because logic” is absolutely insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37545145)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Ruby Hunting Ground Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271651)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Purple son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271647)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: rebellious excitant mediation dopamine

Did u profit or long since get owned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271722)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a break even at ~$230

Life is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271803)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops-to-36.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271649)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: rebellious excitant mediation dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271690)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Garnet community account reading party

nice call, hope you held strong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271730)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: up-to-no-good gaping fanboi

Elon with the reversal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398815)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Rough thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398828)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540203)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Big buck-toothed theatre knife

depends on when OP got out of the pozition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540217)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&forum_id=2#37100949

Its been almost 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540232)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Frisky Curious Digit Ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540215)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638057)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible pearly pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638058)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: heady twisted area

Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638060)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638061)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&forum_id=2

😳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638079)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&forum_id=2

This was a cool 20% pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638084)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: heady twisted area

And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar calling a stock that can't even keep up with its own index.

And more gems of wisdom? Tell us more about all the money you made but never poasted a thread title about E*Trade Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&P (up 12ish% since then) is a sign of high intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638455)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: heady twisted area

(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat the index, and whose short went 200% against “him”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lodge faggot firefighter

lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638090)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: Poppy hairless chapel

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638093)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: histrionic travel guidebook meetinghouse

Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because of logic.

You: probably the same but with a lot less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: Nudist menage organic girlfriend

OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this miscue when reading this record of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638737)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embarrassed. No one can see the future. short covering, delta hedging and a retail frenzy combined to drive Tesla to Jupiter. That’s fine congrats everyone that made money. I still think it’s an awful long term investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639014)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

“ No one can see the future.”

Then stfu about your reddit level predictions and boasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639113)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: heady twisted area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640368)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: splenetic contagious dilemma factory reset button

Because logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640385)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Yellow Indian Lodge

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639116)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Poppy hairless chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640600)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: tan public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640609)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Fragrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39673913)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Emerald elastic band

This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640418)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Gaped drab gaming laptop

now looks like a great time to short tsla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640421)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Appetizing Glassy Spot Sandwich

tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669674)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

i thought tesla sold cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669842)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Yellow Indian Lodge

Tesla sells Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669845)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Glassy Spot Sandwich

*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669872)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

😬😬😬

I think the reversion to value only happens in a downturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39660948)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Poppy hairless chapel

this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating his thread title like a reddit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39664243)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: topaz parlour giraffe

before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even 0.0000000000000000001% ashamed of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674017)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Have fun at the “gym” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674267)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: aggressive private investor cumskin

describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674335)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Lascivious indigo haunted graveyard fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41408986)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448004)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: pale coffee pot liquid oxygen

Amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448012)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: Charismatic mint friendly grandma step-uncle's house

still lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228863)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: Flesh pontificating tank regret

lmao who is this retard OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228890)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:58 AM
Author: up-to-no-good gaping fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228906)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: Garnet community account reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302690)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Disrespectful box office persian

I fucking love logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302694)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: Low-t Odious Internal Respiration

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524882)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Ruby Hunting Ground Stock Car

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524962)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Racy honey-headed milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525277)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: Milky Useless Brakes Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525326)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: medicated theater stage cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525329)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Carnelian alcoholic church

shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about money including crypto. now I realize my flaw was just not detecting the rudolph AI (dozens of pumos implementing the core rudolph directives) and filter that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525394)