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Me: aggressively shorting Tesla because logic. U: ask about retarded coins

Lololololol
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/18/18
Enjoy the squeeze
swashbuckling aqua antidepressant drug striped hyena
  09/18/18
I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I&rs...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/18/18
i understand and respect the rational argument for why to sh...
swashbuckling aqua antidepressant drug striped hyena
  09/18/18
I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal ve...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/18/18
just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason....
swashbuckling aqua antidepressant drug striped hyena
  09/18/18
I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Th...
infuriating home
  09/18/18
...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/18/18
...
jet station
  09/29/18
one of the hardest self-pwns ever
mind-boggling mad cow disease trailer park
  02/23/20
cp
Narrow-minded Comical Plaza
  09/18/18
...
infuriating home
  09/18/18
...
infuriating home
  09/18/18
We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/18/18
It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and cr...
infuriating home
  09/18/18
I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to h...
infuriating home
  09/18/18
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
Grats
jet station
  09/27/18
Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/29/18
Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too
jet station
  09/29/18
Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220
jet station
  09/29/18
...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/29/18
elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  09/29/18
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Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/08/18
What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a fr...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
lol another $TSLA victim seen so many of you suckers get b...
Copper pozpig tattoo
  10/24/18
To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bun...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
lol yes you do monkeyface
motley electric furnace business firm
  10/24/18
“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anyth...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes a...
motley electric furnace business firm
  10/24/18
Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing w...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
this thread is in no way interesting it is just you being...
motley electric furnace business firm
  10/24/18
I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of m...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet ta...
motley electric furnace business firm
  10/24/18
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do ...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out o...
motley electric furnace business firm
  10/24/18
...
Iridescent dashing parlor
  10/24/18
Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you ...
motley electric furnace business firm
  10/25/18
classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losin...
Copper pozpig tattoo
  10/24/18
Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke a...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/24/18
Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person any...
effete topaz chad chapel
  10/25/18
Really just brutal thread. Ive been following Tesla only ...
effete topaz chad chapel
  10/25/18
You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/25/18
Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong...
effete topaz chad chapel
  10/25/18
If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my ...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/26/18
Updates?
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/04/20
must suck to be retarded and an incel :(
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  05/22/19
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=1...
Pontificating Useless Hell
  10/31/18
Absolutely devastating
disturbing box office place of business
  10/31/18
...
adventurous lemon church mad-dog skullcap
  10/31/18
because logic!
Pontificating Useless Hell
  10/31/18
...
Vigorous Generalized Bond
  01/07/19
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effete topaz chad chapel
  11/01/18
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker I&rsquo...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/31/18
Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your c...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/31/18
...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/31/18
I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you n...
Pontificating Useless Hell
  10/31/18
i feel smart people generally are more likely to change thei...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/31/18
You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about ...
disturbing box office place of business
  10/31/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&fo...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/31/18
fair
Pontificating Useless Hell
  10/31/18
Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end dad...
disturbing box office place of business
  10/31/18
Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  10/31/18
This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.
effete topaz chad chapel
  11/01/18
...
Vigorous Generalized Bond
  11/01/18
Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent ...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  11/01/18
Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumpi...
Aggressive Step-uncle's House
  11/01/18
Literally perfect name/post synergy.
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  11/01/18
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Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  05/22/19
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aphrodisiac rigpig
  02/23/20
as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because...
Orange vibrant gay wizard
  01/07/19
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bat-shit-crazy spot psychic
  05/22/19
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galvanic tantric heaven
  05/22/19
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Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  05/22/19
Did u profit or long since get owned
nighttime self-absorbed locale
  05/22/19
I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a brea...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  05/22/19
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  05/22/19
...
nighttime self-absorbed locale
  05/22/19
nice call, hope you held strong
deep genital piercing
  05/22/19
Elon with the reversal
Pontificating Useless Hell
  01/08/20
Rough thread
effete topaz chad chapel
  01/08/20
...
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/04/20
depends on when OP got out of the pozition
transparent idiotic shrine
  02/04/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&...
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/04/20
jfc
Hyperactive Forum
  02/04/20
...
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/23/20
...
confused stage
  02/23/20
Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&a...
Glittery library
  02/23/20
...
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/23/20
And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar...
Glittery library
  02/23/20
Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/23/20
(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat...
Glittery library
  02/23/20
lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry
180 twinkling gaping abode
  02/23/20
Lololololol
Costumed office
  02/23/20
Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because o...
provocative dead indian lodge
  02/23/20
OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this m...
underhanded dilemma
  02/23/20
I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embar...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/23/20
“ No one can see the future.” Then stfu about...
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/23/20
...
Glittery library
  02/23/20
Because logic
aphrodisiac rigpig
  02/23/20
LMAO
multi-colored cream public bath fortuitous meteor
  02/23/20
...
Costumed office
  02/23/20
...
Soul-stirring temple
  02/23/20
...
Splenetic rehab
  02/29/20
This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride
Razzle fishy cuckoldry kitchen
  02/23/20
now looks like a great time to short tsla
Drab Newt
  02/23/20
tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now
titillating resort
  02/28/20
i thought tesla sold cars?
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/28/20
Tesla sells Musk
multi-colored cream public bath fortuitous meteor
  02/28/20
*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc
titillating resort
  02/28/20
😬😬😬 I think the reversion to value only happens ...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/27/20
this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating h...
Costumed office
  02/27/20
before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even ...
Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit
  02/29/20
Have fun at the “gym” lol
effete topaz chad chapel
  02/29/20
describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week
light lettuce
  02/29/20
...
Hilarious marvelous clown
  11/21/20
...
effete topaz chad chapel
  11/27/20
Amazing thread
charismatic idiot national
  11/27/20
still lol @ this thread
effete topaz chad chapel
  04/06/21
lmao who is this retard OP
clear mentally impaired becky address
  04/06/21
...
Pontificating Useless Hell
  04/06/21
...
deep genital piercing
  04/18/21
I fucking love logic
Concupiscible piazza
  04/18/21
RIP
Racy Purple Pit Candlestick Maker
  11/28/21
Holy shit
bat-shit-crazy spot psychic
  11/28/21
...
cerebral headpube
  11/29/21
lol
stirring bawdyhouse
  11/29/21
180
Exciting windowlicker base
  11/29/21
shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about mo...
Cowardly hospital
  11/29/21


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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832482)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling aqua antidepressant drug striped hyena

Enjoy the squeeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832500)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I’ve never seen a more obvious short in my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832509)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling aqua antidepressant drug striped hyena

i understand and respect the rational argument for why to short $TSLA. As a trader, however, I must advise you that prices are often irrational and such is the case with $TSLA. Everyone and their grandma has been short this thing from 250 for the past four years

my advice is to take your profits quickly on days like today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832564)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal vehicle for profiting from the Tesla shitshow has been out of the money long dated puts (which spike violently on days like today)

Fundamentally I’m swinging for a home run here though. They owe 11 billion with $1.3 billion of converts maturing in March. They’ve also never not burned a billion dollars of cash in a quarter and only had less than $1bn of unrestricted cash in the bank as of last June.

This feels like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I want major returns here. There is literally no rational argument to support its valuation and innumerable potential catalysts for a sudden drop to like $20 a share

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832614)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling aqua antidepressant drug striped hyena

just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason. a lot of people are making the same bet as you, and there are A LOT of short equity positions that will need to be covered between here and your strikes. even if things go according to your plan, this won't be a smooth ride back to 50.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832688)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: infuriating home

I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

There'll be plenty of shares for the shorts to cover after TSLAQ and Tesla is delisted from the major exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833321)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835906)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: jet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921488)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease trailer park

one of the hardest self-pwns ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638717)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Comical Plaza

cp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832695)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: infuriating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833527)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: infuriating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36834859)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re: this investment? Mine is that Tesla somehow scrapes together an objectively shitty Q3 that is still marginally less shitty than expected (SOUND THE ALARM MODEL 3 FINALLY HAS A 3% gross margin - never mind that similarly priced cars typically earn ~15%) and the price goes into another idiotic frenzy.

In the long run these guys are fucked. But like the other poster says, there could be lots of zig zags on the way to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835940)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: infuriating home

It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and criminal matters. It cannot get more obvious than this. The class action suits are billions in liability.

My biggest fear is the amount of STUPID money out there. The worse case scenario is that Elon reveals the massive fraud behind everything -- 420,000 reservations are fake, his Curaçao fund, etc. and the response is... NOTHING.

The Gene Munsters of the world rationalize away everything, it costs money to "save the world" after all. They throw $5B at Elon. Tesla will still go bankrupt, but all shorts/puts out through at least 2020 are wiped out.

The second worst outcome is stupid money throwing about $2B at Elon so that Tesla survives long enough for shorts/puts to be margin called or wiped out.

I don't believe that will happen. Based on Elon's behavior, his best maneuver was "funding secured". This suggests he's out of tricks. I have bet accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836096)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: infuriating home

I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to have a second crack at shorting. The stock will randomly surge to $10 or above for no reason due to fanbois.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836148)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088577)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: jet station

Grats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36905990)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly high and there’s still lots of money to be made on tesla’s demise.

The efficient market hypothesis is a fucking joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921405)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: jet station

Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921414)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: jet station

Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921416)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921394)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36923405)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36984990)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088570)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Copper pozpig tattoo

lol another $TSLA victim

seen so many of you suckers get burned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088580)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bunch of backlog and simultaneously told his suppliers “funding secured lol.” I remain unmoved.

I just don’t mind making fun of myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088594)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: motley electric furnace business firm

lol yes you do monkeyface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088600)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anything to say on the topic at hand so lemme just call you a name.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088610)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: motley electric furnace business firm

I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes and act like an MFE and a smug fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088647)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing worth listening to? I literally couldn’t care less about anything you think about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089738)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: motley electric furnace business firm

this thread is in no way interesting

it is just you being a smug and annoying faggot with zero insight like in every thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089760)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of mostly retarded racist people that call me nigger. Ive changed my mind and take you seriously as a human being now.

Happy now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089818)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: motley electric furnace business firm

Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet taking me seriously? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089828)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do you think saying NIGGER enough times is gonna make some KKK grand dragon appear in my apartment like candyman? I suppose you might because you’re actually retarded.

you can say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER a hundred thousand more times and you’ll still be poorer and dumber than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089880)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: motley electric furnace business firm

lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out on your keyboard?

I win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090030)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Iridescent dashing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090036)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’m posting on my phone. And nigga i don’t care about you. I would literally tap dance for you like an actual reconstruction era minstrel in public to avoid what happened to my net worth today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090105)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: motley electric furnace business firm

come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you

also for what its worth ive always had the same thoughts as you about crypto and tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090229)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Copper pozpig tattoo

classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losing money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089790)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke and this is a last ditch effort to avert bankruptcy by getting the stock price over the $360 strike price of the $1.3bn converts that mature in March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089831)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person anywhere to think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090202)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

Really just brutal thread.

Ive been following Tesla only to see the OP btfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094301)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I remain unmoved that Elon may have employed all kinds of shenanigans to finally turn a profit (pretty nice when you owe $11 billion to other people)

I’m just laughing at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094974)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong ITT that its made for a great thread to come back to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37095441)



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Date: October 26th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my argument. I literally said last September itt that Tesla might scrape together a solid q3 that triggers a price frenzy.

I’ll consider myself wrong if Tesla manages to thrive over the next 2 years in a higher interest rate environment with stiff competition in the electric vehicle a space. This is still a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37100949)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

Updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540211)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

must suck to be retarded and an incel :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271770)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Pontificating Useless Hell

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=12&forum_id=2#33939065

Date: August 7th, 2017 10:20 PM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

I poured $5,000 into tezos with the 20% bonus. You really think it'll be worth $50k by year end???? Goddamn that gives me a boner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&forum_id=2#33939065)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133818)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: disturbing box office place of business

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133821)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: adventurous lemon church mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133837)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Pontificating Useless Hell

because logic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133840)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37544806)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139791)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker

I’ve long since cashed out with a 5x profit. Cry now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133952)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your capacity to reason (ie, should I not assume he’s already cashed out?) and third grade math (I wonder how much he might’ve made vs his implied entry price w the 20% bonus) rivaled your stalking ability



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133965)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133973)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Pontificating Useless Hell

I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you now deride xo cryptomos as dumbasses for speculating when you were salivating over some scam just a little bit ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133974)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

i feel smart people generally are more likely to change their minds, revisit assumptions and admit to being wrong.

I’m ashamed of my crypto experience. I readily admit to this. Doesn’t mean I don’t get to call people stupid for still HODLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133994)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: disturbing box office place of business

You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about LOGIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133997)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&forum_id=7#36372401



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Pontificating Useless Hell

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134009)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: disturbing box office place of business

Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end daddy!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134018)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134039)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139796)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37138698)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent stupidity of mankind.

My guess is the 10-Q (which still isn’t out) will show that Elon merely stopped paying the bills and jammed through a bunch of backlog this quarter to show positive cash flow. Assume I’m treating periods like this to double down on my bet UNLESS the stock price is still > ~$360 on March 15 (what’s the significance of this date and price you ask???? don’t worry about all that just stick to bumping threads when a wildly variable stock behaves like a...wildly variable stock).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139046)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Aggressive Step-uncle's House

Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumping money into $TSLA right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139834)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Literally perfect name/post synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37140321)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271700)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640703)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Orange vibrant gay wizard

as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because logic” is absolutely insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37545145)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy spot psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271651)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: galvanic tantric heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271647)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: nighttime self-absorbed locale

Did u profit or long since get owned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271722)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a break even at ~$230

Life is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271803)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops-to-36.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271649)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: nighttime self-absorbed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271690)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: deep genital piercing

nice call, hope you held strong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271730)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Pontificating Useless Hell

Elon with the reversal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398815)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

Rough thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398828)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540203)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: transparent idiotic shrine

depends on when OP got out of the pozition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540217)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&forum_id=2#37100949

Its been almost 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540232)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive Forum

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540215)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638057)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: confused stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638058)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Glittery library

Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638060)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638061)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&forum_id=2

😳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638079)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&forum_id=2

This was a cool 20% pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638084)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery library

And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar calling a stock that can't even keep up with its own index.

And more gems of wisdom? Tell us more about all the money you made but never poasted a thread title about E*Trade Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&P (up 12ish% since then) is a sign of high intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638455)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: Glittery library

(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat the index, and whose short went 200% against “him”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: 180 twinkling gaping abode

lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638090)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: Costumed office

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638093)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: provocative dead indian lodge

Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because of logic.

You: probably the same but with a lot less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: underhanded dilemma

OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this miscue when reading this record of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638737)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embarrassed. No one can see the future. short covering, delta hedging and a retail frenzy combined to drive Tesla to Jupiter. That’s fine congrats everyone that made money. I still think it’s an awful long term investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639014)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

“ No one can see the future.”

Then stfu about your reddit level predictions and boasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639113)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Glittery library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640368)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rigpig

Because logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640385)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: multi-colored cream public bath fortuitous meteor

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639116)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Costumed office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640600)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640609)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Splenetic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39673913)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Razzle fishy cuckoldry kitchen

This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640418)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Drab Newt

now looks like a great time to short tsla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640421)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: titillating resort

tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669674)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

i thought tesla sold cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669842)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: multi-colored cream public bath fortuitous meteor

Tesla sells Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669845)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: titillating resort

*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669872)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

😬😬😬

I think the reversion to value only happens in a downturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39660948)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Costumed office

this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating his thread title like a reddit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39664243)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Shimmering Excitant Orchestra Pit

before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even 0.0000000000000000001% ashamed of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674017)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

Have fun at the “gym” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674267)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: light lettuce

describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674335)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Hilarious marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41408986)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448004)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: charismatic idiot national

Amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448012)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: effete topaz chad chapel

still lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228863)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: clear mentally impaired becky address

lmao who is this retard OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228890)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:58 AM
Author: Pontificating Useless Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228906)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: deep genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302690)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible piazza

I fucking love logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302694)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: Racy Purple Pit Candlestick Maker

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524882)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy spot psychic

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524962)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: cerebral headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525277)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525326)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Exciting windowlicker base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525329)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Cowardly hospital

shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about money including crypto. now I realize my flaw was just not detecting the rudolph AI (dozens of pumos implementing the core rudolph directives) and filter that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525394)