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Watching 40-something y/o men trying to charm a hot young 20s spinner bartender

JFC. She’s like 4’11” and 85 lbs. Naturally cute & innoc...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
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Ultramarine son of senegal newt
  09/18/18
I like spinner chicks, not flame.
self-absorbed area potus
  09/18/18
180, friend. They are my favorite. You can just throw them a...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
Sounds Cr
self-absorbed area potus
  09/18/18
Also, my tiny dick looks enormous in their tiny hands
Fuchsia swashbuckling abode
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citrine metal dragon jew
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razzle house
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heady idea he suggested
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Histrionic ratface
  09/18/18
lolll
Alcoholic mad cow disease point
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citrine metal dragon jew
  09/18/18
There are some really short chicks who are sluts for tall (6...
citrine metal dragon jew
  09/18/18
Very true
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
A guy that age can probably charm an early 20's girl (althou...
lake abusive step-uncle's house
  09/18/18
She must get hit on 100s of times per day. She clearly has z...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
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citrine metal dragon jew
  09/18/18
Is the skin on your Scalp youthful, faggot? haha
indigo boistinker
  09/18/18
God damn it. Spinner bartender rolled her shirt sleeves to a...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
It is a really sad trend
razzle-dazzle insanely creepy candlestick maker main people
  09/18/18
The worst thing about millennials... and shrews. Was expl...
Fuchsia swashbuckling abode
  09/18/18
It makes logical sense. But I’m sure her bird brain is still...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
It's like spray-painting graffiti on the Mona Lisa.
Hyperactive Cuckold Market
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shimmering cuck whorehouse
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citrine metal dragon jew
  09/18/18
Sad!
self-absorbed area potus
  09/18/18
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heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
So basically you're seething at a bunch of dudes who dont gi...
electric wine orchestra pit
  09/18/18
Not sure where you concluded I was “seething.” I was lamenti...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
There's no such thing as "hitting on" a waitress. ...
electric wine orchestra pit
  09/18/18
As is readily apparent in my other posts, I talk to wait sta...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
As long as you're not grabbing their asses or asking for the...
electric wine orchestra pit
  09/18/18
She was just cheerfully talking to me about a dish on their ...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
Holy shit. The shrew 5 wife just ordered MORE food while the...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
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passionate awkward striped hyena
  09/18/18
Another odd situation played out. A probably late 40s couple...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
are you hitting on this girl?
Marvelous Black Woman
  09/18/18
Her bf showed up 30 minutes ago. He looks slightly like I do...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
I see this all the time. Flirt a little with these forlorn o...
unholy electric furnace fortuitous meteor
  09/18/18
LMAO at mid 30s alcoholic fuckup dr. thunder sitting at some...
contagious pearly indirect expression
  09/18/18
sad but fair. DT I used to look up to you, what happened to ...
Magical rusted sex offender school cafeteria
  09/18/18
strong poast/moniker synergy.
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
you caught me. please proceed, governor
Magical rusted sex offender school cafeteria
  09/18/18
180
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
damn, bro. you seem the frenzied one. (and probably the one ...
heady idea he suggested
  09/18/18
brother I am rooting for you but you have a bad blindspot fo...
contagious pearly indirect expression
  09/18/18
first, thank you for rooting for me. i appreciate it. but i'...
heady idea he suggested
  09/19/18
great thread without even a single pic
chrome temple
  09/18/18
cr. OP can we get some screenshots of chinese text messages ...
Gold Beta Dilemma Elastic Band
  09/19/18
don't b mean to corp slave
Orange bossy gaming laptop
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OP why da fuck you at a bar for two hours by urself?
dashing jade new version circlehead
  09/18/18
eating dinner, drinking, and people watching. i thought i pr...
heady idea he suggested
  09/19/18
male attractiveness peaks at 50 this is scientifically prov...
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Bull headed stead
  09/19/18
*as measured by quantity at 50 you too can beat off thous...
Magical rusted sex offender school cafeteria
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

JFC. She’s like 4’11” and 85 lbs. Naturally cute & innocent. Glasses. Every guy in the place seems utterly helpless to not try to flirt with her, even one guy directly in front of his 5 shrew wife.

One guy said, “What’s your name?” She said, “Anna.” He said, sadly, “That’s a pretty name!” as his hair dye metaphorically ran down his face.

The other bartender I’ve met before. She is pretty, & also young 20s, but 5’11”, broad shoulders, husky voice. Probably a dyke, though she actually actively flirts with me. Almost certainly was an athlete. Would provide alpha sons.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835396)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine son of senegal newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835397)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed area potus

I like spinner chicks, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835420)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

180, friend. They are my favorite. You can just throw them around in bed. Unnnnnnnngh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835436)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed area potus

Sounds Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835455)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling abode

Also, my tiny dick looks enormous in their tiny hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835460)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: citrine metal dragon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835477)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: razzle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835490)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835566)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Histrionic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836017)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease point

lolll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837802)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: citrine metal dragon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835446)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: citrine metal dragon jew

There are some really short chicks who are sluts for tall (6'4"+) guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835450)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

Very true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835570)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: lake abusive step-uncle's house

A guy that age can probably charm an early 20's girl (although maybe not a bartender who gets hit on constantly). But these guys forget that they need to focus on youthfulness. I saw one guy doing this routine once. He was a huge, jacked dude who clearly lifted. But he had standard middle aged skin, didn't seem to use moisturizer or sunscreen, certainly not Retin-A. He could have picked up a woman his own age for sure. But not a young chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835451)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

She must get hit on 100s of times per day. She clearly has zero interest in these middle aged men.

One of them is a tall guy with good hair who was probably alpha in his day. He’s the one with the shrew 5 wife or gf. The wife appears to have pretty big tits hidden under her cardigan. She was probably pretty hot in her day. Now she’s shoveling appetizers down her aged gullet. Poor guy. He no doubt can do better for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835555)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: citrine metal dragon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835562)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: indigo boistinker

Is the skin on your Scalp youthful, faggot? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835936)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

God damn it. Spinner bartender rolled her shirt sleeves to a few inches above her dainty wrists, revealing part of what obviously is an extensive full sleeve tattoo. Wtf is wrong with her that she’d do that to her naturally cute, feminine self at age 22ish?

Jfc millennials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835486)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle insanely creepy candlestick maker main people

It is a really sad trend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835507)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling abode

The worst thing about millennials... and shrews.

Was explaining this to sleeved shrew... "I actually liked tattoos when they were taboo. Now, it's taboo to not have tattoos, and I REALLY like that." Surprisingly, she said "Actually makes sense."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835535)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

It makes logical sense. But I’m sure her bird brain is still drawn to the tribal nature of men with tats, as it taps into her innate desire for the highest status tribe members, who used body markings & trinkets to signal their rank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835661)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive Cuckold Market

It's like spray-painting graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835523)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835559)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: shimmering cuck whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835947)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: citrine metal dragon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835537)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed area potus

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835542)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835561)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: electric wine orchestra pit

So basically you're seething at a bunch of dudes who dont give a fuck flirting with a bartender who has seen more action than a 90s pornstar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835572)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

Not sure where you concluded I was “seething.” I was lamenting about how sad the aging process is. I looked at their pathetic efforts to flirt, & her lack of interest, & couldn’t help but think I must look the same way when I hit on women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835633)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: electric wine orchestra pit

There's no such thing as "hitting on" a waitress. They don't want to sleep with 99.99999% of customers. No shit. But food service people exist to be...dear god...spoken to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835658)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

As is readily apparent in my other posts, I talk to wait staff, including this spinner. I hope I’m not looking as pathetic as these other guys, but I probably am, which was the point of my sad observation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835685)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: electric wine orchestra pit

As long as you're not grabbing their asses or asking for their numbers it's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835699)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

She was just cheerfully talking to me about a dish on their menu.

The overweight guy next to me was asking “what she recommended,” & she raves about something, & only heard the end of it, & I asked her what she was raving about, then she ignored the shlub & started talking to me. I think he was pissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835610)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

Holy shit. The shrew 5 wife just ordered MORE food while the husband tried flirting with the bartender.

Their friends are a half AZN guy, his white shrew wife who is slightly more attractive than the tall guy’s wife, & the AZN guy’s wife is trying to subtly flirt with the tall guy while the AZN guy gets ignored, & the tall guy ignores both shrews while flirting with the spinner bartender.

This is 100% not flame. Can’t believe it’s playing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835781)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: passionate awkward striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836018)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

Another odd situation played out. A probably late 40s couple walked in. Seemed like they were in the early stages of dating. Divorcees, I’d guess.

The woman had a great body for her age, but not a great face. She flirted with me when asking if anyone was sitting next to me, which made me feel good, but I felt kind of bad for the guy. She is clearly still looking for Chad, & this guy, though not bad looking, isn’t it.

The bar had an air conditioner gust, though, that made her put on her jean jacket, & they ended up moving seats away from the vent. I jokingly said, “Scared you away already?” And she laughed & invited me to join them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835876)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Black Woman

are you hitting on this girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836058)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

Her bf showed up 30 minutes ago. He looks slightly like I do, but he’s younger & in better shape, I’m taller, broader shoulders, better hair. She got him a bunch of free food & apologized to me saying she didn’t want me to think she was giving others free food but not me, but that she “knew him.” Later overheard him saying they live together. Seems like a good guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836255)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: unholy electric furnace fortuitous meteor

I see this all the time. Flirt a little with these forlorn older dudes so they can delude themselves and make an extra couple hundred bucks a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836271)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: contagious pearly indirect expression

LMAO at mid 30s alcoholic fuckup dr. thunder sitting at some shitty bar projecting his feelings of inadequacy on the other tools drinking there while he sexually fixates on the prole-faced spinner bartender. he's indulging himself with fantasies of dominance while drinking himself into a frenzy, just another scarlet-nosed drunk yelling from the sidelines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837612)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: Magical rusted sex offender school cafeteria

sad but fair. DT I used to look up to you, what happened to you man get it together and start attending an LDS church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837650)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

strong poast/moniker synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837687)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Magical rusted sex offender school cafeteria

you caught me. please proceed, governor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837785)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837844)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: heady idea he suggested

damn, bro. you seem the frenzied one. (and probably the one "projecting feelings of inadequacy.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837679)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: contagious pearly indirect expression

brother I am rooting for you but you have a bad blindspot for your boorish, moronic, booze-fueled tendencies.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837714)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: heady idea he suggested

first, thank you for rooting for me. i appreciate it. but i'm not boorish & moronic. well, not 99% of the time.

i think corp slave was correct when he said before i have a good heart. sometimes that gets me in trouble because, as my father used to say, "the world is made for people with no self-awareness."

i've commented on here before i vacillate between chad and introspective. a very bright, pretty, girl once (complimentary in her opinion) called me a "niche market." if i were a genuine chad, i'd be the market for a majority of girls. but i've still done quite well. the best compliment i've repeatedly received is that i have "intelligent eyes." but i go through stretches of depression and drinking. i had a stressful childhood. to quote jimmy mcgill, "i guess that's my cross to bear."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837967)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: chrome temple

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837618)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Gold Beta Dilemma Elastic Band

cr. OP can we get some screenshots of chinese text messages in here STAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36841432)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Orange bossy gaming laptop

don't b mean to corp slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837625)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: dashing jade new version circlehead

OP why da fuck you at a bar for two hours by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837706)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: heady idea he suggested

eating dinner, drinking, and people watching. i thought i provided some good not-flame content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837979)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: frisky amber tattoo hospital

male attractiveness peaks at 50

this is scientifically proven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36841437)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Bull headed stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36841550)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Magical rusted sex offender school cafeteria

*as measured by quantity

at 50 you too can beat off thousands of 50-something single women with a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36843024)