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I would have made a great Navy SEAL

I'm alpha as fuck, have an ingrained "killer instinct,&...
Racy Carnelian Striped Hyena
  09/18/18
This means you would make a terrible SEAL. HTFH.
Ungodly mildly autistic pocket flask step-uncle's house
  09/18/18
(Michael from office space)
Laughsome Out-of-control Office Voyeur
  09/19/18
There was a great documentary series on BUDS many years ago
passionate indigo lay
  09/18/18
Here is part one, I think all six parts are on youtube: h...
passionate indigo lay
  09/22/18
Class 273 here, sup
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/18/18
OOH RAH!!!
Racy Carnelian Striped Hyena
  09/18/18
...
fishy bossy temple immigrant
  09/18/18
Hoo ya, actually.
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/18/18
fuck yourself up?
mewling motley old irish cottage
  09/19/18
No.
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/19/18
why
cheese-eating brunch
  09/19/18
Failed a qual multiple times.
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/19/18
which one
cheese-eating brunch
  09/19/18
Jfc no doobs, it’s land warfare so one of the land warfare o...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/19/18
sure buddy. I'm sure doobs would be able to out you base on ...
cheese-eating brunch
  09/19/18
I was rolled twice. Once in second phase and once in third. ...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/19/18
what was the hardest test in pool comp
cheese-eating brunch
  09/19/18
That it was so goddam subjective. Just you and whichever ins...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/19/18
Most likely that was just an excuse. It seems subjective be...
honey-headed aphrodisiac quadroon locale
  09/21/18
Yeah I think the instructor who ding-fagged me the first tim...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/21/18
not totally limp on the ascent? that's just swimming up from...
mewling motley old irish cottage
  09/21/18
After you have followed all protocol but cant unfuck your re...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/22/18
sorry it didn't work out for you. sucks. did you enjoy you...
mewling motley old irish cottage
  09/22/18
I ended up doing intel. Made the most of it and got good dut...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/22/18
cool man. O or E?
mewling motley old irish cottage
  09/22/18
Swabby second class
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/22/18
...
mewling motley old irish cottage
  09/22/18
...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/22/18
this one's for you doodikoff https://imgur.com/a/yiLOxtZ
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/21/18
Wow 180 I take back my skepticism. What were the guys...
cheese-eating brunch
  09/21/18
Guys who made it were just hard nosed bro types for the most...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/21/18
isn't that the name of the jewish org that launders cash thr...
wonderful effete milk partner
  09/19/18
I would never make it *wheeze*
Bronze friendly grandma point
  09/18/18
expected this to be a MIG thread
180 unhinged trust fund stage
  09/18/18
let me guess - you're a 2nd year biglaw associate
Spectacular Sanctuary
  09/19/18
typical of most posters.
bateful henna home pozpig
  09/19/18
...
Laughsome Out-of-control Office Voyeur
  09/19/18
Seems like the best ones are twinks that can jog and do pull...
Deranged vibrant stag film
  09/19/18
Cr. 5’8” high school wrestler types
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/19/18
Heavy rucking at long distances and being fast as fuck are b...
marvelous swollen jap dilemma
  09/19/18
you also gotta be able to grow an alpha beard.
cordovan hissy fit
  09/21/18
https://www.navysealfoundation.org/our-fallen-heroes/ Che...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/21/18
thats crazy. all heroes. i dont get how guys like this end...
cordovan hissy fit
  09/21/18
there's like two officers KIA total. if you have the physica...
Provocative people who are hurt sweet tailpipe
  09/22/18
lol hot take. maybe you haven't met many master chief seals ...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/22/18
maybe we do need them but they're dumb as fuck proles as the...
glittery frum stage ratface
  09/22/18
You're basically done doing ops after you get past LT, but e...
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain
  09/22/18
...
cheese-eating brunch
  09/22/18
lol SEAL platoons are 7 to 1 enlisted
Onyx Alcoholic Theater
  09/22/18
cr
glittery frum stage ratface
  09/22/18
Good post. I randomly looked up this guy, who died in a trai...
arousing umber stock car patrolman
  09/22/18
All of them have incredible stories I’m sure The August 6...
cheese-eating brunch
  09/22/18
There were a lot june 2005. That was lone survivor incident ...
cordovan hissy fit
  09/22/18
If a navy seal asked/told you to give him a blowjob, is it d...
Slippery fragrant theatre
  09/22/18
*tiger woods*
Hairraiser narrow-minded roommate
  09/22/18
...
Racy Carnelian Striped Hyena
  08/18/20


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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Racy Carnelian Striped Hyena

I'm alpha as fuck, have an ingrained "killer instinct," and am impervious to pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836491)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Ungodly mildly autistic pocket flask step-uncle's house

This means you would make a terrible SEAL. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836808)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Out-of-control Office Voyeur

(Michael from office space)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841572)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: passionate indigo lay

There was a great documentary series on BUDS many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: passionate indigo lay

Here is part one, I think all six parts are on youtube:

https://youtu.be/mTb4kN1C024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861342)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Class 273 here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836539)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Racy Carnelian Striped Hyena

OOH RAH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836627)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: fishy bossy temple immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836630)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Hoo ya, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836661)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: mewling motley old irish cottage

fuck yourself up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841626)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841649)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating brunch

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841707)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Failed a qual multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841767)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating brunch

which one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841797)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Jfc no doobs, it’s land warfare so one of the land warfare ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841805)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating brunch

sure buddy. I'm sure doobs would be able to out you base on a qual that you failed at BUD/S third phase. I'm sure all of the other Navy SEALs posting here would know exactly who you were. Are you Dan Bilzarian, perhaps?

That said, why weren't you just rolled back if its just a qual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841897)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

I was rolled twice. Once in second phase and once in third. Two rolls was he limit at that time. This would be oddly specific flame, esp bc I’m not claiming to ever have been a seal, but believe what you want to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841927)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating brunch

what was the hardest test in pool comp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841983)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

That it was so goddam subjective. Just you and whichever instructor you ended up with. Some fucked with you much harder than others. My first roll back was for pool comp and the reason I failed my last go was for not being totally limp and blowing a steady stream of bubbles on the FSA at the end. Just retarded.

All the other stuff in pool week really is nbd, knot tying, the 50m underwater, drown proofing etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36842031)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac quadroon locale

Most likely that was just an excuse. It seems subjective because a lot of what they're grading are things like military bearning, resilience, "warrior ethos," etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861140)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Yeah I think the instructor who ding-fagged me the first time around didn't like me. I passed on my first attempt the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861154)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: mewling motley old irish cottage

not totally limp on the ascent? that's just swimming up from a bell, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861199)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

After you have followed all protocol but cant unfuck your rebreather, you have to request permission to surface and get the okay, then you kiss the bottom of the pool and you're supposed to go limp and the instructor grabs the back of your shirt and drags you to the surface. On the way you have to blow a steady stream of bubbles but you've already been off the air and trying to follow protocol for 90-120 seconds so it's gay, plus they surface slow as fuck to mess with you. There's not diving bell, you're in a fairly normal pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: mewling motley old irish cottage

sorry it didn't work out for you. sucks. did you enjoy your time in at least? become a SWO officer or something?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861425)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

I ended up doing intel. Made the most of it and got good duty stations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861550)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: mewling motley old irish cottage

cool man. O or E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861610)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Swabby second class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861614)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: mewling motley old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861649)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861679)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

this one's for you doodikoff

https://imgur.com/a/yiLOxtZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861100)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating brunch

Wow 180

I take back my skepticism.

What were the guys like who made it? What did they say about the experience years later? I imagine you guys made some tight bonds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861152)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Guys who made it were just hard nosed bro types for the most part. I wouldn't have been able to guess who was going to make it and who wasn't looking back at it though, because that describes most people there.

I'm actually fairly out of touch with the guys from the classes I was in. Post hell week 90% of attrition has already happened, so most of the guys I got closers with became SEALS, but since I dropped we all went our separate ways and life went on. I didn't make the kind of bonds there that I would have had I gone on to the teams and done a few pushes. I am in contact with 3-4 guys who went to the teams, all but one are now out of the Navy. It's a rough life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861190)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: wonderful effete milk partner

isn't that the name of the jewish org that launders cash through KARS 4 KIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841819)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Bronze friendly grandma point

I would never make it *wheeze*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836632)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: 180 unhinged trust fund stage

expected this to be a MIG thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36836637)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary

let me guess - you're a 2nd year biglaw associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841541)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: bateful henna home pozpig

typical of most posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841553)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Out-of-control Office Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841627)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Deranged vibrant stag film

Seems like the best ones are twinks that can jog and do pull ups all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841774)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

Cr. 5’8” high school wrestler types

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841821)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: marvelous swollen jap dilemma

Heavy rucking at long distances and being fast as fuck are baseline. Dudes have to be lean with no show muscle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36841822)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: cordovan hissy fit

you also gotta be able to grow an alpha beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861108)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

https://www.navysealfoundation.org/our-fallen-heroes/

Check the NSW KIA since 2001. Really can't afford to be losing Chads like this in modern America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861146)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: cordovan hissy fit

thats crazy.

all heroes. i dont get how guys like this end up in that line of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861171)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Provocative people who are hurt sweet tailpipe

there's like two officers KIA total. if you have the physical capacity to be a SEAL and you're not retarded (i.e., can finish SOME kind of college degree) you're 95% not gonna die on some hill leading SEAL missions.

enlisted fags are cannon fodder in every service. i 100% have no problem with these "master senior chief petty officer of the watch" proles being mowed down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861259)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

lol hot take. maybe you haven't met many master chief seals but I have, and America needs as many men like them alive and around as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861284)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: glittery frum stage ratface

maybe we do need them but they're dumb as fuck proles as there's a reason they make up 95% of the dead, whereas there's like two lieutenants and one mid-grade officer total in the entire batch of dead SEAL fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861307)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone stain

You're basically done doing ops after you get past LT, but enlisted guys are going out even as master chiefs. When they go out it's probably 6-8 enlisted for each officer usually. I'd guess that the average IQ for chief and above SEALS is about 115. Surprising number of guys who resign commmissions/have college degrees enlist because there are so few officer slots. There are plenty of dumb AF proles that slide through BUDS and SQT, can't argue against that, but you can't be a total retard SO and make E-7 and above.

Also, show some respect you faggot motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861339)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: cheese-eating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861513)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Onyx Alcoholic Theater

lol SEAL platoons are 7 to 1 enlisted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861419)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: glittery frum stage ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36861588)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: arousing umber stock car patrolman

Good post. I randomly looked up this guy, who died in a training parachute accident (after doing 900 successful jumps earlier in his life). https://heavy.com/news/2017/05/remington-peters-navy-seal-parachute-death-video-hudson-river-new-york-photos/

I bet every one of those guys has an interesting story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36862603)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: cheese-eating brunch

All of them have incredible stories I’m sure

The August 6 2011 ones are sad. I’m guessing those are the 20 guys killed in a shot down helicopter. All SEAL team 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36862629)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: cordovan hissy fit

There were a lot june 2005. That was lone survivor incident and helicopter shotdown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36864159)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Slippery fragrant theatre

If a navy seal asked/told you to give him a blowjob, is it disrespectful to refuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36862643)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser narrow-minded roommate

*tiger woods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#36864172)



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Date: August 18th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Racy Carnelian Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080823&forum_id=2#40775863)