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Where is the draft? 3rd Request!!! You're not in your office. SEE ME ASAP

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Electric theater gunner
  09/19/18
*takes cyanide pill out of fake tooth*
Insanely creepy geriatric property jew
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Comical Jet National Philosopher-king
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*boss replaced pill with caffeine so you get back to work*
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Insanely creepy geriatric property jew
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zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant
  09/19/18
*adderrall
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topaz titillating locale nowag
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zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant
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Cheese-eating Brethren Hell
  09/19/18
John, Have had a lot going on with my wife's death and my...
alcoholic amber home son of senegal
  09/19/18
I understand. Please make this a priority though. Thnaks
buff bespoke base gaping
  09/19/18
*resumes panicked Westlaw research in back of funeral parlor...
alcoholic amber home son of senegal
  09/19/18
priests cellphone rings. "hello, yes, yes, understood.&...
Electric theater gunner
  09/19/18
"Can it at least wait until after the mass?" Pr...
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Electric theater gunner
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alcoholic amber home son of senegal
  09/19/18
The firefighters said they cleared the bodies of your family...
Electric theater gunner
  09/19/18
lmfao
Brindle Stimulating State
  09/19/18
John, Again, I apologize. This was an unplanned series o...
alcoholic amber home son of senegal
  09/19/18
Update on ETA?
Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib
  09/19/18
Working it up. Sorry I need to do the eulogy but I'll be ba...
alcoholic amber home son of senegal
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Electric theater gunner
  09/19/18
We're all hands on deck right now. You really need to resch...
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Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib
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zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant
  09/19/18
High quality work ITT.
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glittery hilarious abode
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do biglaw faggot bosses actually write "SEE ME"? I...
Green goal in life
  09/19/18
Yes. Or "CALL ME ASAP."
Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib
  09/19/18
did you get a lot of these during your biglaw career tmf?
ruby hospital blood rage
  09/19/18
Specifically with one partner that LOVED to do this to every...
Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib
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All the time
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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Electric theater gunner



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy geriatric property jew

*takes cyanide pill out of fake tooth*

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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Comical Jet National Philosopher-king



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Electric theater gunner

*boss replaced pill with caffeine so you get back to work*

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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze bbw



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: topaz titillating locale nowag



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Jade cowardly haunted graveyard gas station



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy geriatric property jew



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Brethren Hell



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: ruby hospital blood rage

*adderrall

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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: topaz titillating locale nowag



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Brethren Hell



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: alcoholic amber home son of senegal

John,

Have had a lot going on with my wife's death and my own surgeries following the fire. Nonetheless, I know this is a priority. I'll have a draft out for your review by end of the business day.

Thanks,

HR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840366)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: buff bespoke base gaping

I understand. Please make this a priority though. Thnaks

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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: alcoholic amber home son of senegal

*resumes panicked Westlaw research in back of funeral parlor visitation room as tearful guests pass by wife's closed casket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840434)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Electric theater gunner

priests cellphone rings. "hello, yes, yes, understood."

priest hangs up phone "uhm, john you need to call back the client on the hoffman case by 4pm. thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840471)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic amber home son of senegal

"Can it at least wait until after the mass?"

Priest: {dead silence}

"Okay, understood."

Priest: "Good. Give unto God what is God's. But give unto Caesar what is Caesar's."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840493)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Electric theater gunner



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: alcoholic amber home son of senegal



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Electric theater gunner

The firefighters said they cleared the bodies of your family after you gave positive IDs by 3am. It's now after noon. Is your heart still in this job? Really not acceptable behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840431)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Brindle Stimulating State

lmfao

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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: alcoholic amber home son of senegal

John,

Again, I apologize. This was an unplanned series of disruptive events. I'll get a draft for your review ASAP. I'm fully committed.

HR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840445)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib

Update on ETA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841010)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: alcoholic amber home son of senegal

Working it up. Sorry I need to do the eulogy but I'll be back in pocket in about 15.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841163)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Electric theater gunner



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib

We're all hands on deck right now. You really need to reschedule that eulogy for another time and prioritize the current assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841343)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Brethren Hell



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Jade cowardly haunted graveyard gas station



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Mauve Motley Really Tough Guy



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: zombie-like multi-colored clown immigrant

High quality work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36840476)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: glittery hilarious abode



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Green goal in life

do biglaw faggot bosses actually write "SEE ME"? I used to fucking fume with my elementary school teachers pulled that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841018)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib

Yes. Or "CALL ME ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841025)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: ruby hospital blood rage

did you get a lot of these during your biglaw career tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841342)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo box office shitlib

Specifically with one partner that LOVED to do this to everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081295&forum_id=2#36841361)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: house-broken volcanic crater

All the time

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