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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: laughsome partner mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844161) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: laughsome partner mother No lighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844182) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: flirting university dragon use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844177) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: violet costumed heaven you fucking libs use a flat edge and pop those open fucking pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844178) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: laughsome partner mother Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844190) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: flirting university dragon pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844193) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: Low-t school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850813) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: Talking pervert base lol cmon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844985) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM Author: bat shit crazy death wish genital piercing consider checking yourself into a mental institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845670) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: laughsome partner mother To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845815) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone spot jfc I can't believe you have to explain this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850804) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: grizzly box office marketing idea Desk easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844208) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: laughsome partner mother People say this but it never fucking works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844214) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:11 PM Author: effete toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845143) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: 180 office (not a good alcoholic) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845696) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: Bonkers principal's office goyim Break off the top like Belushi in 1941 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844221) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: effete toaster Buzz downstairs and ask for one. Easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844225) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: Crusty talented hell philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844326) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:17 PM Author: arrogant charismatic orchestra pit idea he suggested lol try opening it with your vagina you fucking pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844243) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Light Lascivious Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844294) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Provocative wild native Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one by one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844256) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: odious rehab This. Takes some dedication, but it works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844300) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: frozen supple den weed whacker CR. I've been there and this is what I do.
But I have cut myself doing it when the key slips off one of the ridges. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Flesh meetinghouse faggot firefighter been there opening them in the bathroom door sideways puts beer all the fuck over ended up slamming the tops off of a divider in the room and leaving gouge marks all over it got anal that night before you ask, franklin |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: bronze impressive incel mad-dog skullcap If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening works without issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844303) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:01 PM Author: Medicated theater corn cake LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845780) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: black love of her life Just call down to the front desk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844295) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: ruddy chapel internal respiration i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle with my hand against the dresser, I smashed the entire top off the bottle, went to put it to my lips, my friend was like "bro that's full of broken glass", probably saved my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844296) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: violet costumed heaven you actually drank it and died. now you poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844301) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: odious rehab welcome to heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844310) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: laughsome partner mother Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845004) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: razzmatazz balding puppy Call the front desk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844436) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression market Good. Alcohol = poison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844439) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: passionate fortuitous meteor hominid YOUR FUCKED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844520) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: aquamarine round eye cumskin Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basically admitting you are a huge pussy and likely retarded too
Look around the room. There has to be something metal with a flat edge. Check the wet bar area and also the bathroom for any metal trays. See if the bedframe has a metal edge. Keep going until you solve this like a man. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:56 PM Author: Crusty talented hell philosopher-king *Uses Coke bottle from minibar as opener* *breaks it and spills it everywhere* |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845181) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: Disgusting Bipolar Resort Haunted Graveyard *charged $12.00 for opening minibar beverage* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845581) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage Lol jfc man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845184) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: kink-friendly property rigpig Literally bite it off with your molars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845353) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: ungodly bateful site hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845598) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:39 PM Author: elite impertinent therapy liquid oxygen LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845484) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: Translucent Telephone Abode Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto the tile in the bathroom. Hopefully the bottle breaks in your ass.
FAGGOT. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Disgusting Bipolar Resort Haunted Graveyard just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your throat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845591) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: ungodly bateful site hunting ground Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or the deadbolt but I'd disinfect that first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845612) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Duck-like Vivacious Senate Cuck its been 2.5 hours can we get an update (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845617) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM Author: laughsome partner mother Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845664) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: Duck-like Vivacious Senate Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845723) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: elite impertinent therapy liquid oxygen nice that sounds easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845726) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:58 PM Author: laughsome partner mother Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845751) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed Selfie once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and bought a bottle of wine that looked like a twist off
I got back to the hotel and realized it was a cork. Unhelpful bitch at the front desk said they didn't have a corkscrew (there's a restaurant in the hotel).
I found some youtube video with instructions for getting a cork out of a wine bottle and, after 30 minutes of struggle, got it done. If you can't get a simple beer bottle cap off, you deserve sobriety |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: Duck-like Vivacious Senate Cuck The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sediment, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845728) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: laughsome partner mother I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantling a hotel hanger and then destroying the cork into the wine 45 min later making it near undrinkable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845768) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: Histrionic brindle sanctuary Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845809) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: nighttime salmon regret national Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845789) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:59 PM Author: Translucent Telephone Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845760) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:02 PM Author: Talking pervert base did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottle with another bottle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845787) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: laughsome partner mother Six pack... Never tried that method. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845797) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Talking pervert base https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ basically just like using a lighter. i think it's easier, but you end up left with one unopened beer |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:25 PM Author: Insecure set Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850774) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: nighttime salmon regret national Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845790) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Vermilion digit ratio Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork screw. I was using a screwdriver to pry it out and the bottle broke so i poured all the wine through a coffee filter to get the glass shards out then drank it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845793) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: laughsome partner mother (guy who drank glass sediment) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845805) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: Low-t school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850821) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Insecure set Lol dummies you can just use another beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850116) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone spot this is the saddest thread
like I've mocked corp slave in the past but I never realized he grew up in a home without a father |