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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844161) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard No lighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844182) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: crimson supple gas station windowlicker use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844177) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Dashing Emerald Meetinghouse Filthpig you fucking libs use a flat edge and pop those open fucking pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844178) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844190) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845815) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Yapping dull love of her life Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one by one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844256) |
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But I have cut myself doing it when the key slips off one of the ridges. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: Bistre exhilarant home If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening works without issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844303) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:01 PM Author: crystalline public bath LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845780) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: azure menage i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle with my hand against the dresser, I smashed the entire top off the bottle, went to put it to my lips, my friend was like "bro that's full of broken glass", probably saved my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844296) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: Dashing Emerald Meetinghouse Filthpig you actually drank it and died. now you poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844301) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: Swashbuckling Dog Poop Cuckoldry Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basically admitting you are a huge pussy and likely retarded too
Look around the room. There has to be something metal with a flat edge. Check the wet bar area and also the bathroom for any metal trays. See if the bedframe has a metal edge. Keep going until you solve this like a man. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: Lemon Spectacular Native Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto the tile in the bathroom. Hopefully the bottle breaks in your ass.
FAGGOT. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: elite sanctuary depressive just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your throat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845591) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Razzmatazz Mahogany Church Building Wrinkle Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or the deadbolt but I'd disinfect that first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845612) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: blathering provocative double fault theater stage its been 2.5 hours can we get an update (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845617) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845664) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: blathering provocative double fault theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845723) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: fear-inspiring useless brakes mediation nice that sounds easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845726) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:58 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845751) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: shaky flickering heaven once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and bought a bottle of wine that looked like a twist off
I got back to the hotel and realized it was a cork. Unhelpful bitch at the front desk said they didn't have a corkscrew (there's a restaurant in the hotel).
I found some youtube video with instructions for getting a cork out of a wine bottle and, after 30 minutes of struggle, got it done. If you can't get a simple beer bottle cap off, you deserve sobriety |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: blathering provocative double fault theater stage The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sediment, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845728) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantling a hotel hanger and then destroying the cork into the wine 45 min later making it near undrinkable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845768) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: 180 roast beef doctorate Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845809) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Awkward brethren Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845789) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:59 PM Author: Lemon Spectacular Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845760) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:02 PM Author: Olive School Cafeteria Affirmative Action did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottle with another bottle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845787) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard Six pack... Never tried that method. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845797) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Olive School Cafeteria Affirmative Action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ basically just like using a lighter. i think it's easier, but you end up left with one unopened beer |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:25 PM Author: crawly silver property bbw Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850774) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Awkward brethren Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845790) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: orange sweet tailpipe Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork screw. I was using a screwdriver to pry it out and the bottle broke so i poured all the wine through a coffee filter to get the glass shards out then drank it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845793) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: Brass hall haunted graveyard (guy who drank glass sediment) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845805) |
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