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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: pontificating point mother

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: big-titted light field

lighter

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

No lighter

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: supple set brethren

use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle...

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Ivory bbw

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: supple set brethren

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Ivory bbw

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:26 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating area pistol

lol cmon

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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: razzle french chef national

consider checking yourself into a mental institution

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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck

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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: House-broken roast beef

jfc I can't believe you have to explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850804)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: cerise fantasy-prone university

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

People say this but it never fucking works

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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: idiotic bearded parlor stain



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine Racy Gaping Casino

(not a good alcoholic)

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine Trump Supporter House

Break off the top like Belushi in 1941

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: idiotic bearded parlor stain

Buzz downstairs and ask for one. Easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844225)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: galvanic embarrassed to the bone regret



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: adventurous judgmental wagecucks

lol try opening it with your vagina you fucking pussy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: comical unholy fat ankles hall



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:45 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:34 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: obsidian codepig meetinghouse

Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one by one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844256)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Sick chest-beating location haunted graveyard

This. Takes some dedication, but it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844300)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed space

CR. I've been there and this is what I do.

But I have cut myself doing it when the key slips off one of the ridges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844324)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Titillating ape



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: rambunctious center queen of the night

been there

opening them in the bathroom door sideways puts beer all the fuck over

ended up slamming the tops off of a divider in the room and leaving gouge marks all over it

got anal that night

before you ask, franklin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844287)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: dead dilemma

If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening works without issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844303)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: garnet spectacular rehab potus

LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845780)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated native digit ratio

Just call down to the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844295)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: fragrant flesh principal's office

i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle with my hand against the dresser, I smashed the entire top off the bottle, went to put it to my lips, my friend was like "bro that's full of broken glass", probably saved my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844296)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Ivory bbw

you actually drank it and died. now you poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844301)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Sick chest-beating location haunted graveyard

welcome to heaven

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: fragrant flesh principal's office



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:25 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Territorial legend



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: fragrant flesh principal's office

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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: glittery locus



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: exhilarant peach market



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: disgusting slate brunch

Call the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844436)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: orange sickened parlour famous landscape painting

Good. Alcohol = poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844439)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Indigo Balding Dog Poop Abode

YOUR FUCKED

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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: maniacal degenerate trust fund

Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basically admitting you are a huge pussy and likely retarded too

Look around the room. There has to be something metal with a flat edge. Check the wet bar area and also the bathroom for any metal trays. See if the bedframe has a metal edge. Keep going until you solve this like a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844840)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic embarrassed to the bone regret

*Uses Coke bottle from minibar as opener*

*breaks it and spills it everywhere*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845015)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Thriller idea he suggested



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Territorial legend

*charged $12.00 for opening minibar beverage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845581)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Thriller idea he suggested

Lol jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845184)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: cracking reading party station

Literally bite it off with your molars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845353)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: dun garrison



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845484)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: tantric church factory reset button

Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto the tile in the bathroom. Hopefully the bottle breaks in your ass.

FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845548)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Territorial legend

just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your throat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845591)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: dun garrison

Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or the deadbolt but I'd disinfect that first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845612)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Exciting narrow-minded menage preventive strike

its been 2.5 hours can we get an update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845617)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845664)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting narrow-minded menage preventive strike



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Underhanded Sound Barrier

nice that sounds easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845726)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845751)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: vigorous ebony piazza place of business

once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and bought a bottle of wine that looked like a twist off

I got back to the hotel and realized it was a cork. Unhelpful bitch at the front desk said they didn't have a corkscrew (there's a restaurant in the hotel).

I found some youtube video with instructions for getting a cork out of a wine bottle and, after 30 minutes of struggle, got it done. If you can't get a simple beer bottle cap off, you deserve sobriety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845633)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting narrow-minded menage preventive strike

The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sediment, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845728)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantling a hotel hanger and then destroying the cork into the wine 45 min later making it near undrinkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845768)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: mauve alcoholic trailer park keepsake machete

Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845809)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: burgundy odious prole state

Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845789)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: tantric church factory reset button



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: hyperventilating area pistol

did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottle with another bottle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845787)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

Six pack... Never tried that method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845797)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating area pistol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ

basically just like using a lighter. i think it's easier, but you end up left with one unopened beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Passionate den travel guidebook

Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850774)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: burgundy odious prole state

Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845790)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Black Shrine Tank

Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork screw. I was using a screwdriver to pry it out and the bottle broke so i poured all the wine through a coffee filter to get the glass shards out then drank it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845793)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Hot pungent site cuckold

(guy who drank glass sediment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845805)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: glittery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850821)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Passionate den travel guidebook

Lol dummies you can just use another beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850116)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: House-broken roast beef

this is the saddest thread

like I've mocked corp slave in the past but I never realized he grew up in a home without a father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850811)