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“Touch base with....” “Reach out to...”
motley coral den
  09/20/18
Thanks
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info...
motley coral den
  09/20/18
best regards, but otherwise cr
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be e...
Chestnut Tattoo
  09/20/18
actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if yo...
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-em...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server sp...
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
it's douchey, faggot
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
fuck you bitch
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
[full name], esq. actually
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. sig...
Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib
  09/20/18
(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
...
Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib
  09/21/18
that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!
Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib
  09/21/18
you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in a...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
Ping
olive azn step-uncle's house
  09/20/18
ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  09/20/18
Attached please find
Elite Point
  09/20/18
I take pride in having never used that.
stirring state roommate
  09/20/18
Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that ...
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  09/20/18
Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as po...
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding...
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  09/20/18
...
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
I wasn't marked on that email
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
...
Milky Alpha
  09/23/18
pleathe fuk ass
Razzle-dazzle alcoholic orchestra pit toaster
  09/20/18
hard stop
Nighttime selfie locale
  09/20/18
circle back
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
ran here
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it
Poppy Twisted Property
  09/20/18
do not hesitate to contact me with any questions
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmat...
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
tmf pls respond
iridescent business firm
  09/20/18
Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
...
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
...
Nighttime selfie locale
  09/20/18
...
olive azn step-uncle's house
  09/20/18
Please respond, FYI, Please handle
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
...
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
Lol that’s a good one
motley coral den
  09/20/18
“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
I think we work together
Multi-colored Field
  09/20/18
I trust this settles the matter
alcoholic church building giraffe
  09/20/18
“Cooks in the kitchen”
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
“Take the lead”
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
Please think of the environment before printing
smoky beady-eyed circlehead
  09/20/18
I haven't seen that in a while.
stirring state roommate
  09/20/18
MAGA
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  09/20/18
...
bipolar sanctuary french chef
  09/20/18
...
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
...
Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib
  09/21/18
"every part of the buffalo"
Lemon milk
  09/20/18
amazing
iridescent business firm
  09/20/18
whawt is an example of this?
iridescent business firm
  09/20/18
“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”
Slate theater messiness
  09/20/18
You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of...
smoky beady-eyed circlehead
  09/20/18
going forward please advise
Vivacious Prole Range
  09/20/18
To OC: "We were surprised by ..."
smoky beady-eyed circlehead
  09/20/18
...
puce stage main people
  09/20/18
"Chime in"
smoky beady-eyed circlehead
  09/20/18
I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If ...
Mauve Talented Hospital Faggotry
  09/20/18
self-important faggots
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  09/20/18
followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "...
Mauve Talented Hospital Faggotry
  09/20/18
The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here
iridescent business firm
  09/20/18
“Cleanup comments”
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
Put a bow on this one Close the loop
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
I use these a lot they’re handy
Milky Alpha
  09/23/18
ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific s...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
(Not a transactional lawyer)
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like...
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go t...
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financ...
motley coral den
  09/20/18
A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs b...
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared...
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all mea...
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  09/20/18
...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
This. Tmf never ceases to amaze me
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...
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  09/21/18
...
puce stage main people
  09/21/18
Wtf, yes it does.
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/23/18
“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath ...
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  09/24/18
They all hate you
painfully honest site
  09/21/18
No they ask how my weekend was and everything!
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/23/18
lol i can picture it. "Better have legal review the ...
Chestnut Tattoo
  09/20/18
...
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
...
comical translucent trust fund nowag
  09/20/18
I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the ...
motley coral den
  09/20/18
credited
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
...
Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea
  09/20/18
CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily
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  09/20/18
...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to ...
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire
  09/20/18
mm tell me more about this mutual release
bipolar sanctuary french chef
  09/20/18
...
Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard
  09/20/18
...
bipolar sanctuary french chef
  09/20/18
...
Multi-colored Field
  09/20/18
...
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
Reconnect or if Indian revert
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  09/20/18
Out of pocket
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  09/20/18
I hate this one so much
Hyperventilating garrison cuck
  09/21/18
Open Kimono Please
mind-boggling public bath
  09/20/18
revert
salmon national corn cake
  09/20/18
Stet this comment
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
[senior associate] has my proxy
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
Can you run a blackline? Redline? No, blackline. Wh...
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  09/20/18
...
lascivious mustard old irish cottage
  09/20/18
circle the wagon
Slate theater messiness
  09/20/18
Need to run to ground
odious drunken headpube
  09/20/18
Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.
Heady potus
  09/20/18
...
Aphrodisiac menage
  09/20/18
"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"
vibrant office stock car
  09/20/18
*you wake up* “Many thanks for the draft. We will revert ...
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take th...
wonderful flushed son of senegal gaming laptop
  09/20/18
“I’m underwater right now”
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
my plate is full right now
Khaki balding twinkling uncleanness gaping
  09/20/18
I don't have any visibility as to xyz
Khaki balding twinkling uncleanness gaping
  09/20/18
With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."
mind-boggling public bath
  09/20/18
Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight." Ok; pleas...
learning disabled white wagecucks
  09/22/18
Belt and suspenders
Multi-colored Field
  09/20/18
...
salmon national corn cake
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...
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Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  09/20/18
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Maize curious stead goal in life
  09/21/18
...
Milky Alpha
  09/23/18
Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea
Multi-colored Field
  09/20/18
"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get th...
Multi-colored Field
  09/20/18
just some nits
lascivious mustard old irish cottage
  09/20/18
Opens, as in open issues
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/20/18
nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit ...
Chestnut Tattoo
  09/20/18
Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment ...
godawful kitty
  09/20/18
Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft ...
odious drunken headpube
  09/20/18
Make hay. Get it over the finish line.
high-end halford
  09/21/18
People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback thi...
painfully honest site
  09/21/18
Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth
razzle plaza
  09/21/18
get comfortable with sign up
razzmatazz beta private investor
  09/21/18
What’s the first one used for
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/21/18
first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortab...
razzmatazz beta private investor
  09/21/18
...
Multi-colored Field
  09/21/18
"They told them to go pound sand"
Maize curious stead goal in life
  09/21/18
Good with us No further comments When do you need this...
bright rigor abode
  09/21/18
Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....
orange sex offender genital piercing
  09/21/18
“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”
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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: motley coral den

“Touch base with....”

“Reach out to...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848305)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: puce stage main people

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848309)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: motley coral den

Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info including fax, law firm website, and email address from which the email was sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848338)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: puce stage main people

best regards, but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Chestnut Tattoo

ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be exiled to a remote island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848347)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: puce stage main people

actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if you dont include that, then fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848370)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-email back and forth chain to the guy down the hall from you. very useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848394)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server space. That costs money you know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848482)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

it's douchey, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848486)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

fuck you bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848528)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848536)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

[full name], esq. actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848553)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848573)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib

esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. signing off with "esq" is like introducing yourself as "mr. surname"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851736)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851966)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859514)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852200)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib

oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859510)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in another city the firm has an office in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848360)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: olive azn step-uncle's house

Ping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848351)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire

ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848742)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Elite Point

Attached please find



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848365)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: stirring state roommate

I take pride in having never used that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848600)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire

Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that used "PFA" to mean "please find attached."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848735)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as possible thank yu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848777)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire

cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding as fuck and very inconsiderate of the total PITA time zones, but polite while doing so. Also ridiculous corporate formalities with the stamping, 5 long notices and waivers and "disapplications" needed for the simplest task, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848794)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848892)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: puce stage main people

I wasn't marked on that email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848935)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Milky Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867436)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic orchestra pit toaster

pleathe fuk ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850174)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Nighttime selfie locale

hard stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848369)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: puce stage main people

circle back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848373)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848441)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Poppy Twisted Property

i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848979)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: puce stage main people

do not hesitate to contact me with any questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848378)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: puce stage main people

phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmatively saying 'we're signed off' is one of the more beta ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848396)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: iridescent business firm

tmf pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848401)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea

Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848406)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Nighttime selfie locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848446)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: olive azn step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848517)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

Please respond, FYI, Please handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848398)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848483)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848405)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: motley coral den

Lol that’s a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848410)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848415)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field

I think we work together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851715)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: alcoholic church building giraffe

I trust this settles the matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848475)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“Cooks in the kitchen”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848495)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“Take the lead”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848504)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed circlehead

Please think of the environment before printing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848513)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: stirring state roommate

I haven't seen that in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848610)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848778)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848821)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848835)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Spectacular maroon chapel shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859571)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Lemon milk

"every part of the buffalo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848520)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: iridescent business firm

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848523)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: iridescent business firm

whawt is an example of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848539)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Slate theater messiness

“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849211)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed circlehead

You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of this expression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848759)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Prole Range

going forward

please advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848526)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed circlehead

To OC: "We were surprised by ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848530)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: puce stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848534)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed circlehead

"Chime in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848532)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Mauve Talented Hospital Faggotry

I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If you need immediate assistance, please contact (shrew secretaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848554)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire

self-important faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848747)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Mauve Talented Hospital Faggotry

followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "sent from my (brand of carrier/cell phone)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848860)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848556)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: iridescent business firm

oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“Cleanup comments”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848590)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Put a bow on this one

Close the loop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848721)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Milky Alpha

I use these a lot they’re handy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867443)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific stuff. disappointing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848737)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

(Not a transactional lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848772)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea

No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like this whether they are lawyers or not, and it certainly isn't unique to law firms. Law firm stuff is more like "all hands on deck" meaning you're fucked and likely pulling an all nighter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848883)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go the extra mile to sound like business people. They are extra dorky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: motley coral den

I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financebros but I guess there is some overlap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848975)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea

A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs before law school. Also, a lot of in-house legal work is really a hybrid and includes a bunch of normal business work. I was reviewing a bunch of powerpoint presentations yesterday prior to public release. Most of my comments weren't really legal, but on the topic being presented.

Iow, it isn't exactly surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849341)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849345)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea

They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849502)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all meaningful from a business perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850238)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850269)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: comical translucent trust fund nowag

This.

Tmf never ceases to amaze me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851673)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: painfully honest site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854578)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: puce stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854591)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea

Wtf, yes it does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867348)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath had comments? No that’s ok, I don’t need to look, just put his comments in, whatever. We need to get this out the door. “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36877716)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: painfully honest site

They all hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854587)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea

No they ask how my weekend was and everything!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Chestnut Tattoo

lol i can picture it.

"Better have legal review the deck before it goes out the door"

*Legal tweaks wording on slide 7*

"I'm partially on the business side, a mix of everything really!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850259)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850267)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: comical translucent trust fund nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851681)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: motley coral den

I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the finance meme accounts, posting about whatever securities in a very status-signally way. Not that I give a shit who anybody follows but it seems kinda tryhard to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851865)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849358)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848838)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: House-broken dilemma organic girlfriend

CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850156)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850242)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire

To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to be held to our strict order



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848813)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary french chef

mm tell me more about this mutual release

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848825)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848868)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848903)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851739)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848938)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy patrolman indirect expression

Reconnect or if Indian revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848839)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: submissive supple tanning salon brethren

Out of pocket



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848918)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating garrison cuck

I hate this one so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859545)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling public bath

Open Kimono Please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848924)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: salmon national corn cake

revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848929)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Stet this comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849008)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

[senior associate] has my proxy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849072)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: learning disabled white wagecucks

Can you run a blackline?

Redline?

No, blackline.

What's the difference?

*Silence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849164)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: lascivious mustard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852234)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Slate theater messiness

circle the wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849195)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: odious drunken headpube

Need to run to ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849322)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Heady potus

Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: vibrant office stock car

"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850280)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

*you wake up*

“Many thanks for the draft. We will revert with our comments in due course”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850287)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful flushed son of senegal gaming laptop

"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take this on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850439)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

“I’m underwater right now”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850452)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Khaki balding twinkling uncleanness gaping

my plate is full right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850664)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Khaki balding twinkling uncleanness gaping

I don't have any visibility as to xyz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850666)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850669)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling public bath

Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850684)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: learning disabled white wagecucks

Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

Ok; please brief and handoff assignments to kim. thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field

Belt and suspenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851718)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: salmon national corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851940)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851971)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852201)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Maize curious stead goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859974)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Milky Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867450)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field

Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851724)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field

"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get the chance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851729)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: lascivious mustard old irish cottage

just some nits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851734)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Opens, as in open issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851760)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Tattoo

nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit when they do. i can see this becoming popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851949)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: godawful kitty

Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851963)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: odious drunken headpube

Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft by EOD today. (Judge takes under submission for 3 months)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852244)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: high-end halford

Make hay. Get it over the finish line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854604)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: painfully honest site

People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback this, get it across the goal line, zone blitz from a 2 deep safety look, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854656)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: razzle plaza

Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859605)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz beta private investor

get comfortable with

sign up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859640)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

What’s the first one used for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859646)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz beta private investor

first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortable with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859665)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859666)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Maize curious stead goal in life

"They told them to go pound sand"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859984)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: bright rigor abode

Good with us

No further comments

When do you need this by?

Is there a dial in?

Can you check with

That was not our understanding

Confirmed

You misrepresent what was said on the call



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859986)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: orange sex offender genital piercing

Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36860021)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: dull bespoke black woman library

“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862433)