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“Touch base with....” “Reach out to...”
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  09/20/18
Thanks
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  09/20/18
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  09/20/18
best regards, but otherwise cr
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yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-em...
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yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server sp...
swashbuckling church building
  09/20/18
it's douchey, faggot
scarlet useless meetinghouse
  09/20/18
fuck you bitch
swashbuckling church building
  09/20/18
(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)
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  09/20/18
[full name], esq. actually
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  09/20/18
...
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  09/20/18
esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. sig...
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  09/20/18
(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)
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  09/20/18
...
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  09/21/18
that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck
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  09/20/18
oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!
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  09/21/18
you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in a...
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  09/20/18
Ping
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  09/20/18
ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here
Thirsty Address
  09/20/18
Attached please find
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  09/20/18
I take pride in having never used that.
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  09/20/18
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  09/20/18
Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as po...
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  09/20/18
cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding...
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...
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  09/20/18
I wasn't marked on that email
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...
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hard stop
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circle back
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ran here
swashbuckling church building
  09/20/18
i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it
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  09/20/18
do not hesitate to contact me with any questions
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  09/20/18
phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmat...
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  09/20/18
tmf pls respond
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  09/20/18
Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.
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...
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...
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...
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Please respond, FYI, Please handle
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...
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  09/20/18
“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
Lol that’s a good one
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  09/20/18
“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
I think we work together
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  09/20/18
I trust this settles the matter
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  09/20/18
“Cooks in the kitchen”
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
“Take the lead”
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
Please think of the environment before printing
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  09/20/18
I haven't seen that in a while.
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  09/20/18
MAGA
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  09/20/18
...
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...
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...
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  09/21/18
"every part of the buffalo"
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amazing
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  09/20/18
“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”
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  09/20/18
You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of...
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  09/20/18
going forward please advise
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  09/20/18
To OC: "We were surprised by ..."
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...
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"Chime in"
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I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If ...
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  09/20/18
self-important faggots
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  09/20/18
followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "...
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The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here
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“Cleanup comments”
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
Put a bow on this one Close the loop
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
I use these a lot they’re handy
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  09/23/18
ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific s...
scarlet useless meetinghouse
  09/20/18
(Not a transactional lawyer)
Snowy Kitchen
  09/20/18
No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like...
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  09/20/18
True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go t...
Snowy Kitchen
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  09/20/18
A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs b...
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  09/20/18
Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb
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  09/20/18
They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared...
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...
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  09/24/18
They all hate you
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No they ask how my weekend was and everything!
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  09/20/18
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...
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CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily
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...
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  09/20/18
mm tell me more about this mutual release
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I hate this one so much
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Open Kimono Please
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  09/20/18
revert
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  09/20/18
Stet this comment
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  09/20/18
[senior associate] has my proxy
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...
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“I’m underwater right now”
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  09/20/18
my plate is full right now
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  09/20/18
I don't have any visibility as to xyz
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  09/20/18
With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters
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  09/20/18
Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."
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just some nits
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Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth
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  09/21/18
get comfortable with sign up
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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Maize potus quadroon

“Touch base with....”

“Reach out to...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848305)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848309)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Maize potus quadroon

Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info including fax, law firm website, and email address from which the email was sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848338)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

best regards, but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hateful location psychic

ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be exiled to a remote island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848347)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if you dont include that, then fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848370)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-email back and forth chain to the guy down the hall from you. very useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848394)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling church building

yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server space. That costs money you know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848482)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

it's douchey, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848486)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building

fuck you bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848528)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848536)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building

[full name], esq. actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848553)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848573)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: histrionic shitlib

esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. signing off with "esq" is like introducing yourself as "mr. surname"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851736)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851966)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: histrionic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859514)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building

that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852200)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: histrionic shitlib

oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859510)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in another city the firm has an office in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848360)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: pontificating slimy menage useless brakes

Ping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848351)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Thirsty Address

ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848742)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: disrespectful hairless house faggotry

Attached please find



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848365)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Wine cracking knife organic girlfriend

I take pride in having never used that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848600)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Thirsty Address

Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that used "PFA" to mean "please find attached."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848735)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as possible thank yu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848777)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Thirsty Address

cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding as fuck and very inconsiderate of the total PITA time zones, but polite while doing so. Also ridiculous corporate formalities with the stamping, 5 long notices and waivers and "disapplications" needed for the simplest task, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848794)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848892)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

I wasn't marked on that email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848935)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867436)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Aqua Space Foreskin

pleathe fuk ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850174)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: frozen pit

hard stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848369)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

circle back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848373)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling church building

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848441)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Blathering tattoo

i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848979)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

do not hesitate to contact me with any questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848378)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmatively saying 'we're signed off' is one of the more beta ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848396)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Cream Toilet Seat Den

tmf pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848401)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station

Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Snowy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848406)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: frozen pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848446)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: pontificating slimy menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848517)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

Please respond, FYI, Please handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848398)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848483)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848405)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Maize potus quadroon

Lol that’s a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848410)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848415)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: opaque wonderful hissy fit son of senegal

I think we work together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851715)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: fragrant twinkling hunting ground university

I trust this settles the matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848475)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“Cooks in the kitchen”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848495)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“Take the lead”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848504)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: flirting market

Please think of the environment before printing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848513)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Wine cracking knife organic girlfriend

I haven't seen that in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848610)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Thirsty Address

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848778)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Thriller transparent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848821)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848835)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: histrionic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859571)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: ivory sadistic garrison idea he suggested

"every part of the buffalo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848520)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Cream Toilet Seat Den

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848523)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Cream Toilet Seat Den

whawt is an example of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848539)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: outnumbered submissive windowlicker immigrant

“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849211)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: flirting market

You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of this expression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848759)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: boyish unhinged alpha

going forward

please advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848526)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: flirting market

To OC: "We were surprised by ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848530)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848534)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: flirting market

"Chime in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848532)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Motley hilarious cuckold

I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If you need immediate assistance, please contact (shrew secretaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848554)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Thirsty Address

self-important faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848747)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Motley hilarious cuckold

followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "sent from my (brand of carrier/cell phone)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848860)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848556)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Cream Toilet Seat Den

oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“Cleanup comments”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848590)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Put a bow on this one

Close the loop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848721)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth

I use these a lot they’re handy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867443)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific stuff. disappointing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848737)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

(Not a transactional lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848772)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station

No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like this whether they are lawyers or not, and it certainly isn't unique to law firms. Law firm stuff is more like "all hands on deck" meaning you're fucked and likely pulling an all nighter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848883)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go the extra mile to sound like business people. They are extra dorky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Maize potus quadroon

I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financebros but I guess there is some overlap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848975)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station

A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs before law school. Also, a lot of in-house legal work is really a hybrid and includes a bunch of normal business work. I was reviewing a bunch of powerpoint presentations yesterday prior to public release. Most of my comments weren't really legal, but on the topic being presented.

Iow, it isn't exactly surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849341)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849345)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station

They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849502)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all meaningful from a business perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850238)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850269)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: lavender hairraiser area

This.

Tmf never ceases to amaze me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851673)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: adventurous ape national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854578)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854591)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: exhilarant gas station

Wtf, yes it does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867348)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath had comments? No that’s ok, I don’t need to look, just put his comments in, whatever. We need to get this out the door. “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36877716)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: adventurous ape national security agency

They all hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854587)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: exhilarant gas station

No they ask how my weekend was and everything!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hateful location psychic

lol i can picture it.

"Better have legal review the deck before it goes out the door"

*Legal tweaks wording on slide 7*

"I'm partially on the business side, a mix of everything really!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850259)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850267)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: lavender hairraiser area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851681)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Maize potus quadroon

I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the finance meme accounts, posting about whatever securities in a very status-signally way. Not that I give a shit who anybody follows but it seems kinda tryhard to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851865)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849358)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848838)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Curious native

CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850156)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850242)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Thirsty Address

To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to be held to our strict order



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848813)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Thriller transparent piazza

mm tell me more about this mutual release

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848825)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: scarlet useless meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848868)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Thriller transparent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848903)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: opaque wonderful hissy fit son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851739)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848938)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: turquoise beta cruise ship place of business

Reconnect or if Indian revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848839)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Bossy erotic double fault

Out of pocket



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848918)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: vivacious church cuckoldry

I hate this one so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859545)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: 180 temple patrolman

Open Kimono Please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848924)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kink-friendly puppy goal in life

revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848929)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Stet this comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849008)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

[senior associate] has my proxy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849072)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Confused Fortuitous Meteor Background Story

Can you run a blackline?

Redline?

No, blackline.

What's the difference?

*Silence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849164)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Diverse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852234)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: outnumbered submissive windowlicker immigrant

circle the wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849195)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: glittery sable kitty cat

Need to run to ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849322)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Sienna Cumskin Nursing Home

Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rough-skinned friendly grandma indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: soggy heaven

"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850280)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

*you wake up*

“Many thanks for the draft. We will revert with our comments in due course”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850287)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good deep round eye

"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take this on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850439)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

“I’m underwater right now”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850452)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Khaki site pervert

my plate is full right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850664)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Khaki site pervert

I don't have any visibility as to xyz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850666)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850669)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: 180 temple patrolman

Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850684)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Confused Fortuitous Meteor Background Story

Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

Ok; please brief and handoff assignments to kim. thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: opaque wonderful hissy fit son of senegal

Belt and suspenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851718)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kink-friendly puppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: coiffed trip stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851940)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: demanding laughsome locale elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851971)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852201)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Brass brunch masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859974)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867450)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: opaque wonderful hissy fit son of senegal

Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851724)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: opaque wonderful hissy fit son of senegal

"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get the chance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851729)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Diverse crackhouse

just some nits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851734)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Opens, as in open issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851760)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hateful location psychic

nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit when they do. i can see this becoming popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851949)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: pale alcoholic roommate lay

Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851963)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: glittery sable kitty cat

Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft by EOD today. (Judge takes under submission for 3 months)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852244)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: charismatic sneaky criminal

Make hay. Get it over the finish line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854604)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: adventurous ape national security agency

People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback this, get it across the goal line, zone blitz from a 2 deep safety look, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854656)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: alcoholic range

Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859605)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy blood rage

get comfortable with

sign up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859640)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

What’s the first one used for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859646)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy blood rage

first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortable with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859665)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: opaque wonderful hissy fit son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859666)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Brass brunch masturbator

"They told them to go pound sand"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859984)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Rebellious library generalized bond

Good with us

No further comments

When do you need this by?

Is there a dial in?

Can you check with

That was not our understanding

Confirmed

You misrepresent what was said on the call



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859986)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Snowy Kitchen

Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36860021)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: mewling senate

“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862433)