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Chipotle guac trick: while in line, pretend you're on cell phone call w/CEO

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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone sanctuary wagecucks

While you're in line, pretend to be on your cell phone and say things like: "Yeah, it's crazy to think I've been a high-powered attorney for this many years. It seems like only yesterday I started. What about you? How long have you been the CEO of Chipotle now? ...Wow, time flies! To think that you, my best high school and college buddy, now steer the helm of Chipotle! Amazing. Hey, by the way, did I tell you I'm in a Chipotle right now?...Yep, I'm ordering as we speak...Haha, I'm sure they'll treat me just fine. If you want, I'll call you afterwards and give you a full review. I know how you value my opinion, Blood Brother."

then ask for guac but after it lands say you change your mind and give them a death stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082728&forum_id=2#36853101)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: translucent adventurous filthpig degenerate



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Racy azure codepig locale



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Lilac dysfunction keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082728&forum_id=2#36853181)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone sanctuary wagecucks



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Date: September 21st, 2018 9:49 AM
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Date: September 21st, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone sanctuary wagecucks



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Date: September 21st, 2018 4:54 PM
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(guy at mythical chipotle were line workers speak English)

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Date: September 21st, 2018 4:54 PM
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Date: September 21st, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly stock car



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2018 5:31 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2018 6:19 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2018 10:40 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:08 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2019 8:55 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2019 12:57 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2019 12:57 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2019 1:07 AM
Author: Iridescent parlour

Someone post this on r/lifeprotips and see what reddit says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082728&forum_id=2#37740716)



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Date: February 7th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: primrose irradiated people who are hurt theater stage



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Date: September 4th, 2019 9:45 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:11 PM
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