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Last quarter check in - 2.1 million net so far (CSLG)
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:00 AM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin Paid myself 700K in April, took 55K in SEP, and took 913K in July. Have about 500K in profits left that I haven't taken (and I also have about 150K in after-tax profits in the company as a buffer).
As for my pipeline: Right now I have three 5-10 million dollar TBI cases I'm co-counseling with Carpenter Zuckerman and Rowley (50/50 fee split) and about 15 spinal surgery cases worth 500K-1 million each. I have one strange case where my client and her husband were in a motorcycle accident and she has painful menstruation, tears in her hip and knee, tinnitus, and a positive tesla 3 MRI showing brain bleeds and shearing. Husband had four broken bones. That one is going to mediation in a few weeks and should settle for 1 million. I have a dozen or so 100-250K cases and the rest are 100K or less (many settle for 15K because that is state minimum). I make most of my money doing a high volume of 50-100K cases.
I got an office in May so my expenses went up about 2K per month for rent (although the first 2 months were 50%). I also am hiring a 4th full-time staff member (plus the part-time law student I already have). I still have about 350 files, I'm just clearing them out faster now with more staff and I have 40-50 new files a month instead of 30-40. My firm with Kenny and Chandler is up to about 220 files now. I send them 10-15 cases per month consistently.
Shit has been insane this year. At my current growth projections I should have 500 files or so by end of next year and about 7-8 total staff (up from 4 full time and 1 part time).
Taking questions.
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:01 PM Author: big saffron shrine associate Lol, but none of that changes the fact that you're 5'4" though.
Verne Troyer made more than that and he still wound up drinking himself to death. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:03 AM Author: Pink famous landscape painting area 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36861973) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:06 AM Author: Racy mother The fact that you go April, SEP, then July drives us biglawyers fucking bonkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36861976) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:07 AM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin I was on law review if you can believe it. None of that shit matters IRL though lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36861978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:10 AM Author: comical infuriating internal respiration theater stage lol I thought this was a flame imposter because I read the OP to read negative 2.1 million.
anyways 180 and congrats bro |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:26 AM Author: insecure chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862205) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Thirsty Thriller Brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862212) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:33 AM Author: filthy principal's office You're a piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862216) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:44 AM Author: Racy mother You're racist and use the n-word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862235) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:45 AM Author: filthy principal's office And...? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862236) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM Author: Racy mother You're a piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862244) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:47 AM Author: filthy principal's office nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862248) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 5:51 PM Author: sooty kitchen Don’t forget earl, who dominated you in basketball, sends him cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36864898) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin Earl sent me 3 cases already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865731) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Ultramarine vivacious bawdyhouse marketing idea what lawl school? or at least band of similar LS profiles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862222) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating love of her life range He went to Tejas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862271) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM Author: Bonkers people who are hurt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862233) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:45 AM Author: filthy principal's office The guy is a literal piece of shit preying on society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862241) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:47 AM Author: Thirsty Thriller Brunch Lol you do this every time he makes a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862249) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:48 AM Author: filthy principal's office I think this is the first time I have seen a thread of his (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862251) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Thirsty Thriller Brunch Find a new board nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862275) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:01 AM Author: filthy principal's office Eat a dick, bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862288) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:16 AM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862339) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Bonkers people who are hurt as sure as the sun will shine, I'm gonna get my share right now what's mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862405) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:43 AM Author: Provocative dead ratface elastic band U mirin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862565) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:10 PM Author: slimy coffee pot jew what the actual fuck are you talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865400) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Diverse Emerald Alpha 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862298) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Orange garrison travel guidebook Can I have money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862408) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:01 AM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin Are you a lawyer? If yes, send me cases and I can give yoyou cocounsel fees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862474) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Orange garrison travel guidebook How much we talking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865545) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:13 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin I paid a 40k fee on a case last year to a referring lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865738) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:58 AM Author: fishy passionate candlestick maker I also have an excel file where I made 20 million.
Want to see? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:08 AM Author: mind-boggling snowy corner sound barrier You are poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862481) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:09 AM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin You got me =( Next time I'll add a zero to make it 20 million when I create my fraud spreadsheet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862487) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Indigo adventurous home that makes it 21 and puts u above the dood
well done |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:37 AM Author: Glittery Glassy Sanctuary Round Eye Can this bloodsucking kike go a day without bragging? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862553) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:26 PM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36864016) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:11 AM Author: Chocolate frum gaping negative 2.1M seems like a lot of debt. hope you get out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862639) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:19 AM Author: Racy mother He must have 9000 case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36862651) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:25 PM Author: Slippery stag film 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36864010) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Dashing field weed whacker $142 on meals in a month?
do you do your own accounting?
nice cash flow, man. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:35 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin I don't really write off very many meals. My biggest write offs are my car, gas, internet, cell phones, computers, auto insurance, etc.
I do my own books every month but I have a CPA that does my taxes at the end of the year and goes through and adds things/re-categorizes things, etc in Quickbooks. I try to do as much as I can though to make it easy for her. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:51 PM Author: mahogany indian lodge hairy legs 500 files is rather insaen
180 (((friend))) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM Author: Azure cocky university What was the charity for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36864868) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:04 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin I donated to my wifes companys fundraiser. She needed to raise X dollars to get a day off. So I donated what they needed.
I also donate 3k a month to the LA Zoo. Havent done it yet though this year. You get crazy perks like private golf cart tours before the zoo opens and you get to go behind the scenes and feed animals. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Thirsty Thriller Brunch holy shit that's 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865390) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:18 PM Author: sadistic party of the first part stead You're an honorary goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865431) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:09 PM Author: arousing church 180 should I go solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865391) |
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Date: September 24th, 2018 9:22 AM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin Of course. Ill mentor you bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36876235) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Light Hell There is truly no shame in your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865398) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:11 PM Author: slimy coffee pot jew 180 billion bro, fuck the haters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865404) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:20 PM Author: lascivious disturbing fat ankles halford oh look, another juden taking money from the goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865441) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:22 PM Author: slimy coffee pot jew ? the insurance industry is about as jewish as it gets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865450) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:23 PM Author: wine exciting orchestra pit So we all pay high premiums to insurance company jews, and then they pay a portion of that money to shitlaw jews. Sounds great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865821) |
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Date: September 24th, 2018 9:35 AM Author: abusive nibblets base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36876282) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Thirsty Thriller Brunch Won't someone think of the insurance companies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865476) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease Ljl if you think he wouldn't go after assets if it was worth his while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865528) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:41 PM Author: slimy coffee pot jew if he would, then sure, he's a piece of shit. presumably he's had the opportunity to do so, so perhaps he can weigh in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865584) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:45 PM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease He's a piece of shit anyway for "working up" fraud injuries that run up the bills for our health and car insurance premiums. Of course a kike like him will salivate at the thought of taking advantage of a high trust white society, but I expected better of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865614) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Orange garrison travel guidebook Lol at you acting like you’re not Jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865617) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease Yeah real fucking kikey of me to call out the Jew menace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865625) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Glittery Glassy Sanctuary Round Eye Yea this kike makes up injuries fucks everyone over and sticks us with the bill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865633) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:17 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin All my clients say they are hurt and I believe them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865766) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease you don't have to convince us, shlomo. it's god you'll answer to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865814) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:16 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin Ive only gone after assets once and it was because it was some persian with 10 mil net worth and a 25k policy who broke my clients leg. He was a dick and severly underinsured. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865757) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Effete faggotry mad cow disease MAF kike goes after chill crypto-rich Luis. ljl at making up flame concepts like "underinsured" to deceive yourself into being able to sleep at night. you are the spitting image of shylock, hook nose and all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865801) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:44 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin Nah, I wouldn't sue Luis. I give him advice on the phone sometimes and will be sending him cases shortly. He is going to cover our NorCal depos too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36866960) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:19 PM Author: Learning Disabled Yapping Ceo hey bro do you need an IT department? or anything tech-related? im your guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865783) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:23 PM Author: excitant amber address becky he pays his staff close to minimum wage, no benefits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865813) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Racy mother He took them to Medieval Times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36865931) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:45 PM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin They had a lot of fun! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36866964) |
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Date: September 24th, 2018 9:27 AM Author: Narrow-minded cream hall international law enforcement agency you're not kidding - $10K in salary monthly for 4 paralegals? in south CA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36876252) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 3:44 AM Author: mahogany indian lodge hairy legs Are you based in LA? I know someone hiring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36989250) |
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Date: September 24th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Salmon mexican that is badass. congratulations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36876259) |
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Date: September 24th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: nighttime abode i bet you could sponsor a bunch of urban little league/AAU teams for a couple grand and get some great publicity and deal flow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36876266) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 1:49 AM Author: Exhilarant Ruddy Half-breed Prole reminder that CSLG refers cases to other attorneys and has offered to mentor people here. 180 dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36989076) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 7:02 AM Author: Wild point Yeah this is 180 shit. Fuck the haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36989388) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Exhilarant Ruddy Half-breed Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36990613) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 3:24 AM Author: umber frozen tattoo forum any threads on how you got started? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36989225) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Cumskin There are tons. Plus I am starting an online course targeted to starting your own firm. If you e-mail me I'll send you the URL. The course should be ready in about 2 more months. Still making the content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36989881) |
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Date: October 9th, 2018 6:28 AM Author: dun shitlib double fault 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4083795&forum_id=2#36989349) |