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Rate this litigation skill (hit and run)

Got charged with hit and run, anyone want to know how I beat...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Just noting that OP has been banned due to his horrible comm...
histrionic crackhouse incel
  09/22/18
What’s that you say?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Only you can see your latest poasts, no one else. sry
histrionic crackhouse incel
  09/22/18
Humm.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
why are you responding to blank bumps?
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
Yes.
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
So I had a cop come to my house looking for me. I was not t...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
I don’t answer of course. Asshole cop calls my father (...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Takes the rap.
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
No
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
He narcs me out and confirms my address, but says nothing el...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Tell him to talk to Drunkard.
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Lol
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Ok so I get charged with hit and run. What do I do?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Hire a lawyer of course.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Does this involve your knowledge of cars, somehow?
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Surprisingly no.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Jump
chocolate razzmatazz turdskin
  09/22/18
Ok so now I am building my defense. I have a witness (w...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Narc your dad out.have him taje the fall
onyx soggy legal warrant
  09/22/18
He was hundreds of miles away.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Sounds like a good alibi, but he'll have to contradict your ...
onyx soggy legal warrant
  09/22/18
Lol. My father does not lie.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
, except this one time. I like your thinking. Build trust...
onyx soggy legal warrant
  09/22/18
No, it’s true.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
So now it is TIME FOR TRIAL. Me, my lawyer, my witness,...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
I will give this, they call me to the stand. What do I do...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Tell us man
chocolate razzmatazz turdskin
  09/22/18
What would you do?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
I'd tell my lawyer to read this thread
chocolate razzmatazz turdskin
  09/22/18
Please do so
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Say you were in accident that day, but not the one the pros ...
Cowardly carmine alpha
  09/22/18
So admit to one crime to get out of another?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
I dunno. Maybe you have a police report from that one, and y...
Cowardly carmine alpha
  09/22/18
To be clear I have the body part and it is off the vehicle w...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
You guys don’t seem interested. Anyone who can predict ...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
You looked in the box?
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Lol But no.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
lurking but interested.
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
...
Fuchsia Temple
  09/22/18
No idea. Something to do with the panel?
contagious costumed point
  09/22/18
I would love to answer these but now that I have put the sta...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
ok but to be fair, please recap what we know already.
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
I am charged with hit and run and it is trial day. I did no...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
you have to perjure or take the Fifth, so you decline to tes...
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
Once again, I am innocent and was not involved in the hit an...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
that's not what a Hobson's choice is.
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
Beep beep beep
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Just tell us dood
bossy school dog poop
  09/22/18
yeah, sure, the prosecution opened by calling you to the sta...
haunting orchid tattoo theater
  09/22/18
100% true.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
kind of pathetic to make up litigation fantasies
haunting orchid tattoo theater
  09/22/18
sarc, I will order and send you the transcript. I am not ma...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
This is a weird thread. How about don't out yourself and jus...
Harsh abnormal elastic band field
  09/22/18
What’s the fun in that?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
This thread is an abortion
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
A Mexican one?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
is the witness willing to say anything u tell them? do they...
bull headed national
  09/22/18
No, yes.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
mechanicmo comes in and testifies the damage is inconsistent...
bull headed national
  09/22/18
The witness is a woman and does not drive. And not a mecha...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
i don't understand what's going on in here.
beta newt selfie
  09/22/18
I beat a hit and run charge and xoxo tries to figure out how...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
I will give one hint. There is an xoxo twist/influence in h...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Just poast it
Fuchsia Temple
  09/22/18
10pm
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
she was on way back from brunch and ibs farts made her ding ...
bull headed national
  09/22/18
Lol. Witness DOES NOT DRIVE so could not be the driver.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
she was in the car with you when you got the damage?
bull headed national
  09/22/18
Nope
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
she caused the damage? (with a shopping cart or something)
bull headed national
  09/22/18
Nope. She told the prosbro she did not witness the accident...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Is she known to or related in any way to the person you supp...
Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt
  09/22/18
She is not
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Is witness a bluff?
Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt
  09/22/18
The witness has relevant but perhaps not dispositive testimo...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Were you cheating w her and the other driver was her husband...
Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt
  09/22/18
No
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Is she asian or underaged?
Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt
  09/22/18
cq
Vibrant Stag Film
  09/22/18
Yes Asian, not underaged.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
NIGGER, I READ THIS FAR AND I AM OUT I'VE READ MORE ENTERTAI...
Emerald laughsome main people
  09/22/18
The witness is a woman you were sleeping with at the time of...
thriller bbw
  09/22/18
You have such a bizarre communication style. Reminds me of t...
violet dragon lay
  09/22/18
you (1) demonstrate that the panel is not, in fact, damaged,...
crimson casino famous landscape painting
  09/22/18
https://www.reddit.com/r/classic4chan/comments/24php0/anon_g...
Vibrant Stag Film
  09/22/18
lol what? I believe that's a way to measure body fat
Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt
  09/22/18
Lol, dammit Drunkard
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Not I
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Dude, your story makes exactly as much sense as why your sis...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
...
motley rigpig personal credit line
  09/23/18
You challenge the admissibility of the evidence, chain of cu...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
Very close
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
i was at dinner i meant to follow up more specifically but i...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
OP is taking way too fucking long to respond
Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt
  09/22/18
10pm
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
17 minutes. i've been sitting at my computer the entire time...
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
10pm
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
damn. what's your time zone?
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
why would anyone find this interesting
magical wagecucks
  09/22/18
fyi nobody gives a shit who you are irl
bossy school dog poop
  09/22/18
Ok times up
violet dragon lay
  09/22/18
...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
"get the registration" WTF does this mean? W...
umber violent hospital
  09/22/18
The cop who obtained the registration was not there to be a ...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
JFC bro. Are you okay? Saying "obtained the registra...
umber violent hospital
  09/22/18
I'm not a lawyer and I don't understand wtf any of this mean...
bossy school dog poop
  09/22/18
wait, i said up above you'd take the 5th and you denied it.
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
I did not, I said it was not a valid hobson’s Choice.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Dude, can you retell the story tomorrow when you're sober? ...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Yes, and your conclusion applies to all of xoxo.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobson%27s_choice A Hobson'...
peach flatulent striped hyena
  09/22/18
Beep beep beep
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
So your “skill” was the prosecution calling the wrong cop to...
maize whorehouse
  09/22/18
I had no skill, it was my lawyer who had skill.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
What was the point of the box and the witness then?
bull headed national
  09/22/18
To prove my innocence.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/23/18
So some shithead family member or friend of yours did a hit ...
amethyst masturbator
  09/22/18
1. ROE are substantive, not procedural. 2. Ethical duty is...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Who was drunkard ‘s client here?
maize whorehouse
  09/22/18
I had no client.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
1. Thanks. Noted. 2. I was using ethical in the broad se...
amethyst masturbator
  09/22/18
...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Why the blank bump and no response?
amethyst masturbator
  09/22/18
Confirmation = support
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
OP has to be banned for his horrible writing/communication s...
histrionic crackhouse incel
  09/22/18
:-)
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
banned
histrionic crackhouse incel
  09/22/18
What that you say?
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
...
violet dragon lay
  09/22/18
...
mischievous cruise ship jap
  10/21/18
120
Fuchsia Temple
  09/22/18
this was a good hypo i wish xo had more. lol at the m&A ...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
No hit and run is federal but good point none the less.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
yea i meant to say whatever state youre in. arent most state...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
A REGISTRATION WAS OBTAINED ty I enjoyed this thread
Exciting shrine
  09/22/18
Thanks. That line was so xo I immediately elbowed by lawyer...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
...
Exciting shrine
  09/22/18
Literally everybody else posting itt missed that line
Exciting shrine
  09/22/18
Yup. Xoxo has gone so far downhill.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/23/18
Also, almost everybody missed the obvious hearsay implicatio...
Exciting shrine
  09/23/18
My lawyer is 180. Known him for 15 years. First call. No ...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/23/18
180
Exciting shrine
  09/23/18
To round this out, the allegedly damaged body panel had no d...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Drunkard, so you were actually the person charged with the c...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
Yes, because the vehicle was registered to me.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
cop who you embarrassed is gonna stake out ur house and get ...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
I am currently living at my other house to address this poss...
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
That arrest'll be by the book.
Flushed toaster knife
  09/23/18
Lol. Not likely.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/23/18
what were you going to do if they had the right officer ther...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/22/18
No witnesses so directed verdict.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/22/18
Seems like they should have non-suited or continued when you...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/22/18
They tried to continue the trial but we opposed it.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/23/18
Did you ever actually get arrested? Do you have to get your...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/23/18
I mean I have an arrest but also an acquittal so IDGAF.
Wild wrinkle associate
  09/23/18
who was your witness and waht were you going to have them te...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/23/18
I'm genuinely interested in understanding this story but I s...
bossy school dog poop
  09/23/18
the state had to prove that the car involved in the hit and ...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/23/18
can't the prosbro just seek admission of the registration th...
Frum 180 heaven
  09/23/18
i would imagine so but doesnt look like they did in this cas...
Sable vigorous locale
  09/23/18
The trial had started.
Flushed toaster knife
  09/24/18
No wonder law attracts the autists
chocolate razzmatazz turdskin
  09/23/18
(Guy who is satisfied with idiocracy level attorneys, aka, g...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/24/18
They'd also have to prove Drunkard was driving. They didn't...
Flushed toaster knife
  09/24/18
...
Titillating Disrespectful Trailer Park
  10/07/18


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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Got charged with hit and run, anyone want to know how I beat it?

BTW it was not me, but the way I won is so much more 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865044)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: histrionic crackhouse incel

Just noting that OP has been banned due to his horrible communication style here and will no longer be able to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866811)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

What’s that you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866839)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: histrionic crackhouse incel

Only you can see your latest poasts, no one else. sry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866874)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Humm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

why are you responding to blank bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865051)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

So I had a cop come to my house looking for me. I was not there.

Came back the next morning at 8am banging on my door, what do I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I don’t answer of course.

Asshole cop calls my father (I have no land line). What does he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865073)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Takes the rap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865078)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865083)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

He narcs me out and confirms my address, but says nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865079)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Tell him to talk to Drunkard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865075)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865084)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Ok so I get charged with hit and run. What do I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865092)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Hire a lawyer of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865099)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Does this involve your knowledge of cars, somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865100)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Surprisingly no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz turdskin

Jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865102)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Ok so now I am building my defense.

I have a witness (what the witness may or may not know the pros does not but I have a witness).

I also pull the body panel referenced in the police report off the vehicle which was allegedly involved. I put it in a giant box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865121)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: onyx soggy legal warrant

Narc your dad out.have him taje the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865127)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

He was hundreds of miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865129)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: onyx soggy legal warrant

Sounds like a good alibi, but he'll have to contradict your testimony that ur dad confessed to the hit and run to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865489)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Lol. My father does not lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865499)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: onyx soggy legal warrant

, except this one time.

I like your thinking. Build trust with the officer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865601)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

No, it’s true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865683)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

So now it is TIME FOR TRIAL.

Me, my lawyer, my witness, decided to leave the box outside so I could bring it in later as needed.

How does the prosecution open its case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865162)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I will give this, they call me to the stand. What do I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz turdskin

Tell us man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

What would you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865244)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz turdskin

I'd tell my lawyer to read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865256)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Please do so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865263)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Cowardly carmine alpha

Say you were in accident that day, but not the one the pros bro is talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865267)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

So admit to one crime to get out of another?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865280)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Cowardly carmine alpha

I dunno. Maybe you have a police report from that one, and you were hit? Hence why you have the panel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865296)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

To be clear I have the body part and it is off the vehicle which was allegedly in the hit and run accident. To be clear this vehicle is registered to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865305)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

You guys don’t seem interested.

Anyone who can predict how I won by 10pm I will provide my real name to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865183)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

You looked in the box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865206)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Lol

But no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865221)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

lurking but interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865215)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865225)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: contagious costumed point

No idea. Something to do with the panel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865240)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I would love to answer these but now that I have put the stakes on the line I will only give credit to the right answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865250)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

ok but to be fair, please recap what we know already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865262)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I am charged with hit and run and it is trial day. I did not talk to cops, I have the allegedly damaged body part in a box outside the courtroom, a witness (with unknown knowledge), the police report, and a lawyer. The pros opens the case by calling me to the stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865275)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

you have to perjure or take the Fifth, so you decline to testify. the unknown witness is Mona Lisa Vito and she explains convincingly that the body part shows no hit and run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865350)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Once again, I am innocent and was not involved in the hit and run (at least I was acquitted). So your Hobson’s choice is a false choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865366)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

that's not what a Hobson's choice is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Beep beep beep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865903)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: bossy school dog poop

Just tell us dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865351)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: haunting orchid tattoo theater

yeah, sure, the prosecution opened by calling you to the stand. totally believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865368)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

100% true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865372)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: haunting orchid tattoo theater

kind of pathetic to make up litigation fantasies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865396)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

sarc, I will order and send you the transcript. I am not making this up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865402)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Harsh abnormal elastic band field

This is a weird thread. How about don't out yourself and just tell the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865359)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

What’s the fun in that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865362)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

This thread is an abortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865609)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

A Mexican one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865686)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: bull headed national

is the witness willing to say anything u tell them? do they have a fixed story?

(will blank this if u want)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865386)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

No, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865389)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: bull headed national

mechanicmo comes in and testifies the damage is inconsistent with the hit and run?

the witness says HE caused the damage

(both of these are not a reason for a thread, just want to rule out)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865415)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

The witness is a woman and does not drive. And not a mechanic. Seriously, I can’t make this shit up it is so weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865420)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: beta newt selfie

i don't understand what's going on in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865393)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I beat a hit and run charge and xoxo tries to figure out how and, if a poster does, I email them my real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I will give one hint. There is an xoxo twist/influence in how I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865429)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia Temple

Just poast it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865438)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

10pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865463)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: bull headed national

she was on way back from brunch and ibs farts made her ding your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Lol. Witness DOES NOT DRIVE so could not be the driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865464)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: bull headed national

she was in the car with you when you got the damage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865498)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865503)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: bull headed national

she caused the damage? (with a shopping cart or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Nope. She told the prosbro she did not witness the accident. (At that point I was not pleased).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865522)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt

Is she known to or related in any way to the person you supposedly hit? Did you supposedly hit another car or a person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865631)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

She is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865646)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt

Is witness a bluff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865651)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

The witness has relevant but perhaps not dispositive testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865689)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt

Were you cheating w her and the other driver was her husband?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865695)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865709)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt

Is she asian or underaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865719)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Stag Film

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865839)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Yes Asian, not underaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866166)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Emerald laughsome main people

NIGGER, I READ THIS FAR AND I AM OUT I'VE READ MORE ENTERTAINING THREADS ABOUT MORNING POOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866192)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: thriller bbw

The witness is a woman you were sleeping with at the time of the accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865767)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: violet dragon lay

You have such a bizarre communication style. Reminds me of this brain damaged bass player I used to know who microdosed LSD for 15 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865779)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: crimson casino famous landscape painting

you (1) demonstrate that the panel is not, in fact, damaged, and (2) confess to being Drunkard and show them that you were posting during the alleged hit and run. You then get convicted of distracted driving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865780)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Stag Film

https://www.reddit.com/r/classic4chan/comments/24php0/anon_gets_weighed_underwater/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865838)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt

lol what? I believe that's a way to measure body fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865864)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Lol, dammit Drunkard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866186)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Not I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866201)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Dude, your story makes exactly as much sense as why your sister put her up and enjoyed being weighed in water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866661)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: motley rigpig personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867185)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

You challenge the admissibility of the evidence, chain of custody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865865)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Very close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866203)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

i was at dinner i meant to follow up more specifically but i would not have guessed registration. congrats on the V.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866775)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Vivacious claret kitty people who are hurt

OP is taking way too fucking long to respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36865888)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

10pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866168)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

17 minutes. i've been sitting at my computer the entire time, waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866187)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

10pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866206)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

damn. what's your time zone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866263)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: magical wagecucks

why would anyone find this interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866223)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: bossy school dog poop

fyi nobody gives a shit who you are irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866262)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: violet dragon lay

Ok times up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866267)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866397)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: umber violent hospital

"get the registration"

WTF does this mean?

Why in the fuck did they charge you with this?

EDIT:

Use the FAST test to check for the most common symptoms of a stroke in yourself or someone else.

Face: Smile and see if one side of the face droops.

Arms: Raise both arms. Does one arm drop down?

Speech: Say a short phrase and check for slurred or strange speech.

Time: If the answer to any of these is yes, call 911 right away and write down the time when symptoms started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866492)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

The cop who obtained the registration was not there to be a witness, therefore the fact that the registration was to a vehicle I own was inadmissible hearsay.

They charged me because they were trying to find out who was driving. But I kept my mouth shut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866639)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: umber violent hospital

JFC bro. Are you okay?

Saying "obtained the registration" makes no sense. What investigation took place for the cop in question to look into the ownership of a particular vehicle, and what is your relationship to that vehicle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866751)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: bossy school dog poop

I'm not a lawyer and I don't understand wtf any of this meant. Please explain to me what the hell actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866522)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

wait, i said up above you'd take the 5th and you denied it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866563)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I did not, I said it was not a valid hobson’s Choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866633)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Dude, can you retell the story tomorrow when you're sober?

I'm assuming that the issue was that the office who got the plate and connected your name to the car was not the same officer who went to arrest you and they forgot to subpoena Kenny. So the hearsay was your name was on the registration and/or what the plate was.

But this was not worth the time and effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866653)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Yes, and your conclusion applies to all of xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866679)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: peach flatulent striped hyena

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobson%27s_choice

A Hobson's choice is a free choice in which only one thing is offered. Because a person may refuse to accept what is offered, the two options are taking it or taking nothing. In other words, one may "take it or leave it". The phrase is said to have originated with Thomas Hobson (1544–1631), a livery stable owner in Cambridge, England, who offered customers the choice of either taking the horse in his stall nearest to the door or taking none at all.

A Hobson's choice is different from:

Dilemma: a choice between two or more options, none of which is attractive.

False dilemma: only two choices are considered, when in fact there are others.

Catch-22: a logical paradox arising from a situation in which an individual needs something that can only be acquired by not being in that very situation.

Morton's fork, and a double bind: choices yield equivalent, and often undesirable, results.

Blackmail and extortion: the choice between paying money (or some non-monetary good or deed) or risk suffering an unpleasant action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866674)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Beep beep beep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866676)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: maize whorehouse

So your “skill” was the prosecution calling the wrong cop to the stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866684)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I had no skill, it was my lawyer who had skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866835)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: bull headed national

What was the point of the box and the witness then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866875)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

To prove my innocence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867093)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: amethyst masturbator

So some shithead family member or friend of yours did a hit and run using your car and you beat the case on ROE procedural grounds?

A) not interesting. B) you in fact are the one who is not ethical for protecting whatever piece of shit hit some car/person and drove away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866723)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

1. ROE are substantive, not procedural.

2. Ethical duty is to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866774)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: maize whorehouse

Who was drunkard ‘s client here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866785)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I had no client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866814)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: amethyst masturbator

1. Thanks. Noted.

2. I was using ethical in the broad sense of ethics not the narrow legal sense. Same way Drunkard invokes ethics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866816)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866827)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: amethyst masturbator

Why the blank bump and no response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866848)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Confirmation = support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866858)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: histrionic crackhouse incel

OP has to be banned for his horrible writing/communication style. No other option here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866730)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866755)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: histrionic crackhouse incel

banned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866770)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

What that you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866865)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: violet dragon lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866780)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: mischievous cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#37068752)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Temple

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866786)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

this was a good hypo i wish xo had more. lol at the m&A whiners itt who can't follow the FRE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866790)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

No hit and run is federal but good point none the less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866821)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

yea i meant to say whatever state youre in. arent most states modeled on the FRE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866877)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Exciting shrine

A REGISTRATION WAS OBTAINED

ty I enjoyed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866873)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Thanks. That line was so xo I immediately elbowed by lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866884)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866905)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:57 PM
Author: Exciting shrine

Literally everybody else posting itt missed that line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867070)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Yup. Xoxo has gone so far downhill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867106)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Exciting shrine

Also, almost everybody missed the obvious hearsay implications and why the cop on the stand would formulate it this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867122)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

My lawyer is 180. Known him for 15 years. First call. No question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867128)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Exciting shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867144)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

To round this out, the allegedly damaged body panel had no damage on it so I believe I was the target of some scam from some POS African.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866876)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Drunkard, so you were actually the person charged with the crime and you were also factually innocent? Why did the cops think you did it? Trying to understand your statement here:

"Got charged with hit and run, anyone want to know how I beat it?

BTW it was not me, but the way I won is so much more 180"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866913)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:57 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Yes, because the vehicle was registered to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867069)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

cop who you embarrassed is gonna stake out ur house and get you for a dui

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36866926)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867001)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I am currently living at my other house to address this possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867084)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

That arrest'll be by the book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867089)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

Lol. Not likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867095)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

what were you going to do if they had the right officer there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867049)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

No witnesses so directed verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Seems like they should have non-suited or continued when you presented ready for trial if the entire thing was a bluff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867085)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

They tried to continue the trial but we opposed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867101)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

Did you ever actually get arrested? Do you have to get your records expunged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867111)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Wild wrinkle associate

I mean I have an arrest but also an acquittal so IDGAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867134)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

who was your witness and waht were you going to have them testify to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36867170)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: bossy school dog poop

I'm genuinely interested in understanding this story but I still don't understand any of the legal jargon. Can someone explain this to my little bird brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36869121)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

the state had to prove that the car involved in the hit and run was registered to drunkard. if it was not registered to drunkard, then they don't have the right defendant.

if you're going to bring a document to court and say that what the document says proves something, thats hearsay. if there wasnt a rule against hearsay then you could have anyone bring anything, an email, a note, whatever, and say hey look what i found and it totally incriminates this guy. it would be unfair.

to get around the rule against hearsay, the PO who got the registration needed to be there to say, this the registration, this is how i obtained it, this is standard procedure, there is no reason to doubt its authenticity. because its a govt document that might be enough. in some cases, you'd need the actual author of the document there to testify about it, or someone else who is involved with and can talk about how these documents are created.

"another guy gave this to me" doesnt cut it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36869185)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Frum 180 heaven

can't the prosbro just seek admission of the registration through a motion in limine by judicially noticing a goverment record, or through a declaration by the obtaining PO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36869222)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Sable vigorous locale

i would imagine so but doesnt look like they did in this case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36869228)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

The trial had started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36879709)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz turdskin

No wonder law attracts the autists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36869233)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

(Guy who is satisfied with idiocracy level attorneys, aka, guy who looks like a fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36879716)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Flushed toaster knife

They'd also have to prove Drunkard was driving. They didn't even get to Drunkard owning the car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36879710)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Titillating Disrespectful Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084240&forum_id=2#36981976)