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in the fight of my life to convince wife to open 1.85% savings acct

"seems risky"
gaped sanctuary
  09/23/18
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gaped sanctuary
  09/24/18
My wife wants all of our money to sit in our checking and/or...
house-broken chestnut lay
  09/24/18
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Rebellious whorehouse sneaky criminal
  09/24/18
There’s zero rational reason if it’s below the FDIC limit. P...
bossy double fault university
  09/24/18
"hmmm idk i don't understand all that stuff" *goe...
gaped sanctuary
  09/24/18
...
racy chad
  09/24/18
...
Honey-headed travel guidebook mood
  09/24/18
buy bitcoin
irradiated irate messiness
  09/24/18
Lmao. It isn't "risky" at all.
racy chad
  09/24/18
she needs that money available to spend on avocado toast you...
White crusty hell
  09/24/18
Why would she think it's risky? What would she rather do wit...
Massive school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  09/24/18
Also, you can get 2% these days: https://www.hsbcdirect.com/...
racy chad
  09/24/18
if u know u aren't going to need the money for a while, gold...
Mustard Station French Chef
  09/24/18
If you know you aren’t going to need the money for a while, ...
Honey-headed travel guidebook mood
  09/24/18
i mean if u want to have a stable no risk emergency fund
Mustard Station French Chef
  09/24/18
Given that emergencies are unpredictable, a 2% liquid accoun...
racy chad
  09/24/18
fair. i'm stashing enough to pay mortgage and necessities fo...
Mustard Station French Chef
  09/24/18
That's what bothers me. This requires an amount of effort a...
racy chad
  09/24/18
It's called a credit card doofus. Assuming you don't have sh...
mind-boggling gaping turdskin
  09/24/18
I'd rather have 2% 100% risk free and liquid. If I don't ne...
racy chad
  09/24/18
lol @ any "man" who has to "convince" hi...
Razzle-dazzle Sapphire Property Fortuitous Meteor
  09/24/18
Where is that money now???
Bat-shit-crazy menage ceo
  09/24/18
(not a mattress scholar)
titillating disturbing step-uncle's house becky
  09/24/18
megabank checking, same place it has been for years
gaped sanctuary
  09/24/18
How much are you talking about?
Massive school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  09/24/18
$100k
gaped sanctuary
  09/24/18
So basically burning $2k/year in cash by keeping it in a 0% ...
racy chad
  09/24/18
"hmmmm" *browses insta*
gaped sanctuary
  09/24/18
Why does she think that a savings account is riskier than a ...
wild laughsome queen of the night theater
  09/24/18
she thinks these banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, ...
gaped sanctuary
  09/24/18
"banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, etc)" ...
racy chad
  09/24/18
...
Mustard Station French Chef
  09/24/18
i literally hate women
frum burgundy faggot firefighter kitchen
  09/24/18
We all do
Mildly autistic church pistol
  09/24/18
sounds like a good time to put together a powerpoint present...
Maroon fantasy-prone selfie
  09/24/18
Is she a housewife? No way a person has never heard of those...
buff hairraiser box office internal respiration
  09/24/18
...
racy chad
  09/25/18
Lol OP did you blow your credibility with crypto or somethin...
dashing indecent dingle berry main people
  09/24/18


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Date: September 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: gaped sanctuary

"seems risky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36870515)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876735)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: house-broken chestnut lay

My wife wants all of our money to sit in our checking and/or savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876757)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Rebellious whorehouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876762)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: bossy double fault university

There’s zero rational reason if it’s below the FDIC limit. Pick up I bonds too if you want zero risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876883)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary

"hmmm idk i don't understand all that stuff"

*goes back to browsing insta*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876970)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: racy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876979)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed travel guidebook mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877078)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: irradiated irate messiness

buy bitcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876965)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: racy chad

Lmao. It isn't "risky" at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876973)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: White crusty hell

she needs that money available to spend on avocado toast you insensitive piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876996)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Massive school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Why would she think it's risky? What would she rather do with it? I assume it's FDIC insured, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877009)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: racy chad

Also, you can get 2% these days: https://www.hsbcdirect.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877031)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Mustard Station French Chef

if u know u aren't going to need the money for a while, goldman's fast casual chain "marcus" has 12 mo cds at 2.55% and savings at 1.9%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877056)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed travel guidebook mood

If you know you aren’t going to need the money for a while, buy index funds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877082)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Mustard Station French Chef

i mean if u want to have a stable no risk emergency fund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877107)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: racy chad

Given that emergencies are unpredictable, a 2% liquid account is probably ideal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877158)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Mustard Station French Chef

fair. i'm stashing enough to pay mortgage and necessities for 6-12 months and will come out slightly ahead by staggering cds and keeping only 2 or so months' worth of expenses on hand in the checking account, but it'll probably only amount to a few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877193)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: racy chad

That's what bothers me. This requires an amount of effort and care that doesn't justify the payoff. At that point, you're better off having less in instruments that don't keep up with real inflation and instead have a good mix of equities that are likely to pay significantly more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877278)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling gaping turdskin

It's called a credit card doofus. Assuming you don't have shit credit, you need about two months' bare minimum expenses in cash that can be accessed same day. The rest should be in SPY, real estate, or a diversified equities portfolio.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877161)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: racy chad

I'd rather have 2% 100% risk free and liquid. If I don't need to touch it for a year, I'll throw it in dividend ETFs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877106)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sapphire Property Fortuitous Meteor

lol @ any "man" who has to "convince" his wife to do something with their money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877086)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy menage ceo

Where is that money now???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877111)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: titillating disturbing step-uncle's house becky

(not a mattress scholar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877124)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary

megabank checking, same place it has been for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877140)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Massive school cafeteria famous landscape painting

How much are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877164)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: gaped sanctuary

$100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877309)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: racy chad

So basically burning $2k/year in cash by keeping it in a 0% acct.

That said, I'm not sure about keeping even $100k in a 2% because real inflation is probably 3-4%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877317)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: gaped sanctuary

"hmmmm"

*browses insta*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877325)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: wild laughsome queen of the night theater

Why does she think that a savings account is riskier than a checking account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877292)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: gaped sanctuary

she thinks these banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, etc) are riskier than B of A ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877319)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: racy chad

"banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, etc)"

omg, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877326)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Mustard Station French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877354)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: frum burgundy faggot firefighter kitchen

i literally hate women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877162)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Mildly autistic church pistol

We all do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877165)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Maroon fantasy-prone selfie

sounds like a good time to put together a powerpoint presentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877180)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: buff hairraiser box office internal respiration

Is she a housewife? No way a person has never heard of those big name banks or thinks a savings account is risky ... unless this is code for not wanting to have to “save” money - savings accounts aren’t really different from checking in terms of liquidity, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877390)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: racy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36889876)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: dashing indecent dingle berry main people

Lol OP did you blow your credibility with crypto or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877638)