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Some jokes don't come off well in writing
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly mediation

Jimmy Kimmel Suggests Cutting Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis Off If He’s Confirmed

ABC late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel took the stage on Tuesday and jokingly suggested that his “compromise” to the battle of Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination is to chop off the judge’s “pesky penis,” should he be confirmed.

Kimmel launched into the Kavanaugh rancor midway through his monologue, noting a New Yorker article published over the weekend in which Deborah Ramirez alleged that as a drunken Yale University freshman, Brett Kavanaugh “exposed himself at a drunken dormitory party.” Ramirez claimed she had “significant gaps in her memories” regarding the alleged encounter. Ramirez’s college best friend also told the paper she “never heard of” the incident in question.

Jimmy Kimmel cut to a clip of Judge Kavanaugh and his wife’s Fox News interview on Monday, in which the Supreme Court nominee called allegations from Christine Blasey Ford false and explained that he was a virgin in high school and college.

“Thank you for admitting that,” Kimmel said in response to the Kavanaugh clip. “He was a virgin until many years after. So if he doesn’t get to be on the Supreme Court, maybe he’ll be The Bachelor.”

Kavanaugh has reportedly produced calendars from 1982, which purportedly prove he was out of town during the time in which Ford says he attempted to grope her at a house party.

“What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?” Kimmel asked. “No wonder he was a virgin.”

Kimmel concluded his Kavanaugh monologue with a gruesome suggestion.

“Hear me out on this,” Kimmel began “So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, OK? Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.”

https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/09/25/jimmy-kimmel-suggests-cutting-brett-kavanaughs-penis-off/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884417)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Ocher marketing idea

Maybe you had to be there.

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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pisswyrm school

now this is comedy!

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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: confused sex offender



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: crimson costumed selfie



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: sickened self-absorbed ticket booth

Look, I like jokes, said lawman8....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884450)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: narrow-minded mind-boggling parlor cuckold

Some jokes don't come off well in writing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884455)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly mediation

Yeah, just get rid of that “pesky penis.” Grrrll power, am I right??? You had to have been there to appreciate this comedy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884464)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: narrow-minded mind-boggling parlor cuckold



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: mentally impaired senate ceo

https://pics.me.me/im-jimmy-kimmel-and-this-is-the-man-show-now-31614918.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884460)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: crusty drab meetinghouse



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Bespoke goal in life

should we do the same for Jimmy?

https://youtu.be/uf3tAcspxFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884466)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Ocher marketing idea

Way worse than Al Franken.

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Date: September 25th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: crusty drab meetinghouse



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant nowag



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Dull impressive halford pit

Kvanaugh should take a page from the Jimmy Kimmel playbook and claim his high school behavior was "satire"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884503)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mediation



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Date: October 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: bat shit crazy zippy business firm



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