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Jimmy Kimmel Suggests Cutting Brett Kavanaughs Penis Off If Hes Confirmed
| Self-centered smoky brunch | 09/25/18 |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:40 AM Author: Self-centered smoky brunch Jimmy Kimmel Suggests Cutting Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis Off If He’s Confirmed
ABC late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel took the stage on Tuesday and jokingly suggested that his “compromise” to the battle of Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination is to chop off the judge’s “pesky penis,” should he be confirmed. Kimmel launched into the Kavanaugh rancor midway through his monologue, noting a New Yorker article published over the weekend in which Deborah Ramirez alleged that as a drunken Yale University freshman, Brett Kavanaugh “exposed himself at a drunken dormitory party.” Ramirez claimed she had “significant gaps in her memories” regarding the alleged encounter. Ramirez’s college best friend also told the paper she “never heard of” the incident in question.
Jimmy Kimmel cut to a clip of Judge Kavanaugh and his wife’s Fox News interview on Monday, in which the Supreme Court nominee called allegations from Christine Blasey Ford false and explained that he was a virgin in high school and college.
“Thank you for admitting that,” Kimmel said in response to the Kavanaugh clip. “He was a virgin until many years after. So if he doesn’t get to be on the Supreme Court, maybe he’ll be The Bachelor.”
Kavanaugh has reportedly produced calendars from 1982, which purportedly prove he was out of town during the time in which Ford says he attempted to grope her at a house party.
“What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?” Kimmel asked. “No wonder he was a virgin.”
Kimmel concluded his Kavanaugh monologue with a gruesome suggestion.
“Hear me out on this,” Kimmel began “So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, OK? Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.”
https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/09/25/jimmy-kimmel-suggests-cutting-brett-kavanaughs-penis-off/ |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: Slimy filthpig mad cow disease Maybe you had to be there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884447) |
Date: September 25th, 2018 11:41 AM Author: pearly shitlib now this is comedy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884425) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:41 AM Author: thriller turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884431) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: Khaki soul-stirring library ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884448) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: aqua concupiscible people who are hurt spot Look, I like jokes, said lawman8.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884450) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 AM Author: Slippery startling area community account Some jokes don't come off well in writing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884455) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 AM Author: Self-centered smoky brunch Yeah, just get rid of that “pesky penis.” Grrrll power, am I right??? You had to have been there to appreciate this comedy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884464) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Slippery startling area community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884469) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 AM Author: iridescent masturbator https://pics.me.me/im-jimmy-kimmel-and-this-is-the-man-show-now-31614918.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884460) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 12:05 PM Author: ultramarine arrogant friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884644) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 AM Author: sapphire property marketing idea should we do the same for Jimmy?
https://youtu.be/uf3tAcspxFE |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:47 AM Author: Slimy filthpig mad cow disease Way worse than Al Franken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884482) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 12:06 PM Author: ultramarine arrogant friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884649) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: fuchsia toaster stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36889353) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 AM Author: talking haunted graveyard Kvanaugh should take a page from the Jimmy Kimmel playbook and claim his high school behavior was "satire" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36884503) |
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Date: September 25th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: Self-centered smoky brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36889336) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM Author: pink dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4087056&forum_id=2#36942710) |