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My wife is leaving for the weekend next weekend. What should I do?
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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: disgusting prole Options:
(1) stay home and jerk off, maybe get some weed
(2) go to bars
(3) go to a strip club
(4) bang a fat chick with big tita who loves me
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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: Vermilion aromatic kitty (5) stay at home faithful to ur wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005282) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:57 PM Author: Pearl dingle berry pozpig (6) killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005284) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:58 PM Author: disgusting prole That's (1) and I am strongly leaning toward that option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005298) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Bateful low-t range place of business (1) and enjoy the peace and quiet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005360) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:57 PM Author: Twisted razzle abode cuckold blow some dudes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005286) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 6:56 AM Author: Electric immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006678) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: Nofapping Talented Useless Brakes Scourge Upon The Earth yeah we already know the wife's plans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007093) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: Marvelous Sneaky Criminal Reinstall Grindr. Profit. |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Twisted razzle abode cuckold "reinstall"
nice one, i'm going to steal that |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:14 PM Author: disgusting prole I still have Grindr installed. I am am xo poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005471) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:06 PM Author: Thriller trump supporter (7) calm down
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:01 AM Author: Electric immigrant (8) get some wings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006933) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring office queen of the night (9) Go shooting with your friends.
(10) Then go with (1) and add in (8) and you have yourself a weekend. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: supple slap-happy temple ceo This guy gets it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006952) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:24 AM Author: Electric immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007039) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Mind-boggling roommate Mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007063) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:06 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Get weed, get fishing gear, go fishing, blaze up, enjoy the fall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006957) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:07 AM Author: Maroon mood goal in life Have a nice steak dinner by yourself Friday and have a beer out after, maybe meet a friend for the beer. Get some substantial chore done on Saturday morning, then take a short road trip by yourself, maybe to walk nature and have a nice lunch. Come home and smoke weed. Sunday morning do some reading. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:09 AM Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring office queen of the night This is basically my weekend this weekend. Except my wife and perrito will be with me on the nature walk...and we will be smoking while hiking around a forest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006976) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: Maroon mood goal in life 18000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007003) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:08 AM Author: Useless keepsake machete I would spend every possible minute fishing, drinking, and listening to 90's music. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006971) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:09 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Grill ginormous steak outside --like a 30 ounce steak--and eat it all piece by piece over the grill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006978) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:11 AM Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring office queen of the night Good one. Go to the best butcher in your area and get a tomahawk steak or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006984) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:16 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan hell yeah.
Blaze up some weed while the meat is going from room temp raw to pure rare, then start eating piece by piece while steak continues to cook.
When you feel full, take a break and blaze up some more weed.
Then resume. Can't let it go to waste.
At this point, now that you are entering well into the marbled "medium" territory, get out the A1 sauce. Don't use it yet, as you can balance the fat w the medium meat, and it's scorching hot besides.
Pop open your second beer.
Now that what's left is medium to well (but still hot because its still over the fire) apply steak sauce to the balance and finish that shit off.
Then throw a couple ears of corn on the grill--husks on. Use the husks to clean the grill, walk away for an hour or so, maybe lie down, take a nap, watch family guy.
Then later on, when you are hungry again, eat the corn.
Good times, good times. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: supple slap-happy temple ceo Clean the grill with corn and leave it on for an hour? WTF is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007055) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan try it.
just literally take an ear of corn, unhusked, and drop it on the grill after you cook the meat, move it around on the grill to clean off some of the meat residue while the charcoal is still throwing off heat. Then just leave it on there--maybe rotate it after 30 mins or so.
Take it off, dehusk--it peels just like a banana, and eat.
Corn is so sweet now you don't need salt or butter. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:35 AM Author: supple slap-happy temple ceo You leave the heat on the whole time? Or just use residual heat from the grill? I like my grilled corn caramelized so I always put it on naked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007096) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan residual heat from the charcoal.
Try it.
Naked is too 1980s man. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM Author: Useless keepsake machete I'm going to try this. Thanks for the tip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007192) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:52 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan yeah, report back.
Remember you cant get too fussy about it--it will all cook because the untouched leaves will spread the heat internally, but you will get some parts better cooked than other parts. It's fine for grown ups but kids can be a little fussy if there's a burnt part. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Useless keepsake machete I usually cook corn un-husked on the grill and I usually soak the corn in water for 30 minutes prior to cooking to try to prevent burning.
I've never just put them on the grill with the vents closed after sopping up meat juice on the husks and let them sit for 30 minutes. That sounds really good. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:06 PM Author: disturbing set boistinker hmm soaking seems like a good idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008008) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Day Two:
Leave room for wings. Wings are more fun w other bros though. Get other bros. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:21 AM Author: Hateful Hairraiser Psychic Hell Why the fuck don't we stay single? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007018) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:24 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Singles generate a weirdo stalkery vibe after a certain age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007037) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring office queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007069) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Mind-boggling roommate Agreed. Plus marriage matures you. Your spouse balances your dumber impulses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007073) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Cocky stage jewess *prevents any greatness from manifesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007081) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan *T*H*I*S* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007088) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Nofapping Talented Useless Brakes Scourge Upon The Earth both are true. women are moderating influences for good & for bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007111) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Fair.
Like their gender, which lacks the wide spread on IQ distribution tables, they moderate our tendencies toward both greatness and filthpiggery. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Cocky stage jewess a friend inquired regarding what age is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007074) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring office queen of the night Just a guess that it's like 32+ ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007082) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:35 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Id say from 32 to 36 you can do some jokey stuff like, "Living the high life, man!" but then after that you kind of have to settle down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007095) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Hateful Hairraiser Psychic Hell Fuck it. Who cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007085) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan Yeah but you don't think that way until after you've stepped off the precipice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007092) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:52 AM Author: Hateful Hairraiser Psychic Hell Dude I'm 40. I've stepped off the precipice. Can't wait to be single again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007219) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: Useless keepsake machete Brother! 40, may be (hoping to be) single again in the next year or so as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007244) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:35 AM Author: Useless keepsake machete That vibe is happiness, it's been so long that you don't recognize it for what it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007097) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: sexy coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007104) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: Cocky stage jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007107) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:48 AM Author: Electric immigrant yeah for most guys, single life in your mid 30s is just a non-stop party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007180) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:00 PM Author: Marvelous Sneaky Criminal Because it gets boring after awhile. And if you have a cool, mentally healthy wife, she'll allow you to carve out days/weekends where you can still do these things, either alone or with friends.
Notwithstanding never hooking up with strange again, a good marriage/family is the best of both worlds. Still get to enjoy the things you like, just in a lesser quantity, while also getting to do cool dad stuff and pass on your values, and having a chill friend and regular sex partner to help you raise the kids with.
Every year I take one long weekend camping trip alone, another weeklong backpacking trip with my best HS friend, and 3-4 golf weekends in Palm Springs. Wife does a weeklong trip with her sister and another weeklong retreat at some Zen Buddhist resort in New Mexico.
As a natural depressive, doing the 24/7/365 bro thing would leave me feeling pretty empty and lonely within a month or two. |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease Odd response to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008436) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM Author: Rusted Cruel-hearted Dilemma Mediation Fire up Eros
Bang a porn star |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease Wow, XO is calming down with age. I expected this to turn into a "which escort should I bang" thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008406) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: massive tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008420) |