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38 y/o of counsel in elevator, notepad in hand, heading to partners office

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pale stage masturbator
  10/15/18
Freshly minted Of Counsel after 10 years of impeccable perfo...
Pink orchestra pit trust fund
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heady queen of the night mediation
  10/16/18
𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮...
flatulent big-titted macaca
  10/17/18
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Pink orchestra pit trust fund
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elite pit legal warrant
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Bearded therapy box office
  10/18/18
*triggered*
Chestnut blood rage digit ratio
  10/22/18
JFC
Insecure abnormal university
  06/30/23
I didn't take the stairs because I didn't want to be winded ...
painfully honest wonderful stage
  10/15/18
Ever have an awkwrd meeting where an associates there too an...
pale stage masturbator
  10/15/18
LJL
seedy office
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heady queen of the night mediation
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heady queen of the night mediation
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Electric Beta Site Toilet Seat
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laughsome rough-skinned kitchen
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violent chapel goyim
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pale stage masturbator
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pale stage masturbator
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pale stage masturbator
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pale stage masturbator
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mods
hairless principal's office
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mods
Soggy motley space
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wild insanely creepy base deer antler
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pale stage masturbator
  10/17/18
if I had stayed in biglaw I would be up for up counsel at th...
plum swashbuckling corner
  10/17/18
Explain what's wrong with being a 38 y/o of counsel in BIGLA...
ebony racy school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
  10/17/18
"Heh, I'm going to RETIRE in a mere 10 years" he s...
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/17/18
Jesus Christ, shut up and get a job
ebony racy school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
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Irate Arrogant Liquid Oxygen
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pale stage masturbator
  10/17/18
https://nypost.com/2016/05/25/hbo-producer-ex-con-arrested-i...
Pink orchestra pit trust fund
  10/17/18
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pale stage masturbator
  10/18/18
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sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/18/18
Except her husband was a Chad, too. Feel doubly sorry for hi...
Charismatic Cruel-hearted Pistol Giraffe
  10/18/18
That's the other problem with hypergamy - even if someone is...
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/18/18
compliance officers, on the other hand, are never cuckolded
chrome business firm
  10/18/18
Not a compliance officer, though I do get a badge and a gun....
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/18/18
sorry, deputy assistant chief compliance officer, was it?
chrome business firm
  10/18/18
JFC
Chestnut blood rage digit ratio
  10/19/18
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Bonkers casino rigor
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hot market
  10/18/18
The partner is 36 and was just appointed to a seat on the Fo...
Electric Beta Site Toilet Seat
  10/18/18
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hairless principal's office
  10/18/18
Ljl.
chocolate personal credit line
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lemon histrionic theater stage sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
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Chestnut blood rage digit ratio
  12/30/19
he should've gone to all the Fed Soc meetings with the virgi...
Insecure abnormal university
  06/30/23
Counsel is a sweet gig for some of these dudes. Getting paid...
dashing step-uncle's house
  10/18/18
Except it is still law firm culture/hours.
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/18/18
Working next door to someone 10 years younger than you makin...
Cerebral dog poop
  10/18/18
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sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/18/18
Why would the salary of somebody else bother you or play int...
dashing step-uncle's house
  10/19/18
Having a competitive edge is fundamentally masculine. Wantin...
pale stage masturbator
  10/19/18
it's the same fucking thing. men always tell themselves con...
chrome business firm
  10/19/18
Lolling pretty hard at thinking making more money means winn...
dashing step-uncle's house
  10/19/18
I ditched the notepad. Take notes on Post-Its now
180 narrow-minded potus
  10/18/18
serious question from someone who could very well end up in ...
yapping alcoholic boiling water senate
  10/18/18
Thats the nature of the assignment. You're a Morlock
180 narrow-minded potus
  10/18/18
do the partners thinly veiledly loath you because you're rea...
yapping alcoholic boiling water senate
  10/18/18
it would be a mistake to think that by and large partners co...
chrome business firm
  10/18/18
(38 y/o of counsel ERISA specialist)
yapping alcoholic boiling water senate
  10/18/18
cr
chrome business firm
  10/18/18
At my firm counsel are required to bring in business, but yo...
Massive Feces
  10/18/18
Of Counsel for Life great moniker, folks
Pink orchestra pit trust fund
  10/18/18
It’s a slow boat to China
Massive Feces
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flickering love of her life
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https://www.torys.com/people/horwitz-michael
pale stage masturbator
  10/18/18
when I see a dude with a resume like that I immediately thin...
Cerebral dog poop
  10/18/18
checked his linked in and seems suspicious. big gap between ...
Cerebral dog poop
  10/18/18
Lol I must b joking
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  10/22/18
I could link like at least 10 yale/Harvard (HLS or YLS) guys...
yapping alcoholic boiling water senate
  10/19/18
This is a misunderstanding of what it takes to be partner in...
hairless principal's office
  10/19/18
Lmao I have worked across from him.
dashing step-uncle's house
  10/19/18
there are plenty of these types running around these days; t...
Pink orchestra pit trust fund
  10/19/18
He made partner!
crystalline meetinghouse
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https://www.fenwick.com/professionals/Pages/chrisjoslyn.aspx
pale stage masturbator
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Bonkers casino rigor
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what is tmf's angle ITT? is the placement of his blank bumps...
yapping alcoholic boiling water senate
  10/19/18
Cq
pale stage masturbator
  10/19/18
LITERALLY have recruiters calling and asking if I want to jo...
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/19/18
That would imply that your current job is of equal value and...
pale stage masturbator
  10/19/18
Sure.
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/19/18
What vault ranking
purple party of the first part
  10/19/18
Never pursue it so don't ask.
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/19/18
Yea there’s no it’s a halfway respectable firm. ...
purple party of the first part
  10/19/18
I have no idea. They usually say Vault 100 but I assume if ...
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/19/18
If you can’t say off the top what vault rank it is it ...
pale stage masturbator
  10/19/18
See above. I immediately reply that I'm not considering law...
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/19/18
Didn’t see that thanks. Confirmed shitfirm
pale stage masturbator
  10/19/18
If it was some V5 with 2500+ hours/year expected, do you ima...
sick fantasy-prone area death wish
  10/19/18
Edit bc mean
purple party of the first part
  10/19/18
Repoast
pale stage masturbator
  10/21/18
Additional context: Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:52 PM ...
pale stage masturbator
  10/23/18
Industrial revolution, consequences, etc.
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pale stage masturbator
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seedy office
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Date: October 15th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 15th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Pink orchestra pit trust fund

Freshly minted Of Counsel after 10 years of impeccable performance; up for consideration for non-equity partner in another few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029300)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: heady queen of the night mediation



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: flatulent big-titted macaca

𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘸 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043585)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: bossy free-loading electric furnace legend



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Pink orchestra pit trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053879)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: elite pit legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053913)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Bearded therapy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053971)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 5:54 AM
Author: Chestnut blood rage digit ratio

*triggered*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37070905)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 4:44 PM
Author: Insecure abnormal university

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495576)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: painfully honest wonderful stage

I didn't take the stairs because I didn't want to be winded when I got to his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029412)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

Ever have an awkwrd meeting where an associates there too and has to give up the chair closer to the partner for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029686)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: seedy office

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029724)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: heady queen of the night mediation



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: heady queen of the night mediation



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Electric Beta Site Toilet Seat



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: laughsome rough-skinned kitchen



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: violent chapel goyim



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Date: October 15th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 15th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 15th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: hairless principal's office

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034344)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Soggy motley space

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043364)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: wild insanely creepy base deer antler



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling corner

if I had stayed in biglaw I would be up for up counsel at the end of this year. the road not taken!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043350)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: ebony racy school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

Explain what's wrong with being a 38 y/o of counsel in BIGLAW?

You are still making in the top 1% of salaries. If you did this from ages 38-48 you could easily retire if you manage your money well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043374)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

"Heh, I'm going to RETIRE in a mere 10 years" he said, notepad in hand going to the partner's office at 8pm on a Friday.

Meanwhile, his wife is meeting Chad. "That was amazing and I can't believe we've been doing this for 5 years! No, he has no idea the kid isn't his... Want to go shopping with his money?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043393)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: ebony racy school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

Jesus Christ, shut up and get a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043506)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Irate Arrogant Liquid Oxygen



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Date: October 17th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37044453)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Pink orchestra pit trust fund

https://nypost.com/2016/05/25/hbo-producer-ex-con-arrested-in-doctors-cocaine-overdose/

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/2-photos58.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37044510)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Cruel-hearted Pistol Giraffe

Except her husband was a Chad, too. Feel doubly sorry for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049787)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

That's the other problem with hypergamy - even if someone is a Chad, there are Chadlier Chads to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049802)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: chrome business firm

compliance officers, on the other hand, are never cuckolded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050089)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

Not a compliance officer, though I do get a badge and a gun...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050093)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: chrome business firm

sorry, deputy assistant chief compliance officer, was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050112)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 6:18 AM
Author: Chestnut blood rage digit ratio

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054972)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Bonkers casino rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055371)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: hot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049650)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Electric Beta Site Toilet Seat

The partner is 36 and was just appointed to a seat on the Fourth Circuit. The of counsel was her "associate mentor" seven years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049656)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: hairless principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049661)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: chocolate personal credit line

Ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049718)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: lemon histrionic theater stage sneaky criminal



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Date: December 30th, 2019 3:19 PM
Author: Chestnut blood rage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#39350708)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 4:45 PM
Author: Insecure abnormal university

he should've gone to all the Fed Soc meetings with the virgins...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495579)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: dashing step-uncle's house

Counsel is a sweet gig for some of these dudes. Getting paid like 500K to mark up SPAs LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049669)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

Except it is still law firm culture/hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050012)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Cerebral dog poop

Working next door to someone 10 years younger than you making 2x as much making you do all the work. Sounds chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050165)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050173)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: dashing step-uncle's house

Why would the salary of somebody else bother you or play into your thinking at all? Envy is feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055378)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

Having a competitive edge is fundamentally masculine. Wanting to be socially accepted and valued is feminine. Wanting to beat to fuck out of every other man is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056290)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: chrome business firm

it's the same fucking thing. men always tell themselves convoluted stories about how their insecurities and emotions are signs of strength, but women's insecurities and emotions are signs of weakness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056392)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: dashing step-uncle's house

Lolling pretty hard at thinking making more money means winning a competition.

GC cucks man. You guys are priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056503)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded potus

I ditched the notepad. Take notes on Post-Its now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049675)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: yapping alcoholic boiling water senate

serious question from someone who could very well end up in a counsel role in my organization. do you feel like a second class citizen? do you feel pressure to constantly deliver superior work product and technical analysis because that's really your only value i.e., you don't bring in business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049730)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded potus

Thats the nature of the assignment. You're a Morlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049985)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: yapping alcoholic boiling water senate

do the partners thinly veiledly loath you because you're really just a super high cost center eating into their ppp and they could do your job better than you if they had time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050019)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: chrome business firm

it would be a mistake to think that by and large partners could do a better job at counsels' jobs, even if they had the time. partners are partners because they are part of the partner clique, not because they're better at lawyering than others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050155)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: yapping alcoholic boiling water senate

(38 y/o of counsel ERISA specialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050191)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: chrome business firm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050223)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Massive Feces

At my firm counsel are required to bring in business, but you won’t be fired if you don’t as long as you are busy. You are usually promoted to counsel then to partner. Some stay counsel for life, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050060)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Pink orchestra pit trust fund

Of Counsel for Life

great moniker, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050380)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Massive Feces

It’s a slow boat to China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050459)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: flickering love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049774)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

https://www.torys.com/people/horwitz-michael

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053911)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Cerebral dog poop

when I see a dude with a resume like that I immediately think he must have been accused of statutory rape or had something fucked up happen to him. you have to be seriously fucked up as a male jewish yale/harvard grad not to make partner in NYC biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053935)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Cerebral dog poop

checked his linked in and seems suspicious. big gap between UG and LS; switched from first firm after less than 2 years, stayed at second for only 6. something is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053954)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 5:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy ultramarine sanctuary athletic conference

Lol I must b joking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37070884)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: yapping alcoholic boiling water senate

I could link like at least 10 yale/Harvard (HLS or YLS) guys that have careers you might find lackluster. these guys often don't have what it takes to be partners in the non-technical skills areas. they are also mostly content to be technical specialists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054315)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: hairless principal's office

This is a misunderstanding of what it takes to be partner in biglaw. There are plenty of technically brilliant lawyers who are too aspie to ever make a case for partnership. Many of these people poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054420)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: dashing step-uncle's house

Lmao I have worked across from him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055396)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Pink orchestra pit trust fund

there are plenty of these types running around these days; the vast majority will burn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056581)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

He made partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495845)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

https://www.fenwick.com/professionals/Pages/chrisjoslyn.aspx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054290)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Bonkers casino rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055383)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: yapping alcoholic boiling water senate

what is tmf's angle ITT? is the placement of his blank bumps intended to imply that he has an option to do biglaw of counsel track but chooses not to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056319)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057302)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

LITERALLY have recruiters calling and asking if I want to join some large firm in an of counsel role. Of course I never even consider it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057334)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

That would imply that your current job is of equal value and respectability as an of counsel role, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057353)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

Sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057372)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: purple party of the first part

What vault ranking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057391)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

Never pursue it so don't ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057405)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: purple party of the first part

Yea there’s no it’s a halfway respectable firm. lol at making some AGC cog of counsel at $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057426)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

I have no idea. They usually say Vault 100 but I assume if it was super prestigious they would say Vault 10 or whatever. I'm sure it is somewhere in the middle/bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057452)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

If you can’t say off the top what vault rank it is it must be some unrecognizable shitfirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057450)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

See above. I immediately reply that I'm not considering law firm offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057462)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

Didn’t see that thanks. Confirmed shitfirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057490)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: sick fantasy-prone area death wish

If it was some V5 with 2500+ hours/year expected, do you imagine that would actually make me MORE interested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057503)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: purple party of the first part

Edit bc mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057528)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

Repoast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37068597)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator

Additional context:

Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:52 PM

Author: Jim_Kelly

34-35: First time I really felt it was when I interviewed people for my UG and felt really far away from them in life. I stopped doing it after that. I also went to some "young alumni" events and felt more like everyone's dad than a peer. I stopped going to those, too.

34-36: Started getting "sir" from employees. I look at myself in the mirror and still don't see it, but others must.

37: I noticed a few gray hairs mixing their way in and some light thinning at my temples. Also looked at 15th UG reunion photos online and holy shit do people look old. The 5 years from my 10th to 15th were rough on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113503&forum_id=2#37082754)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37082789)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: painfully honest wonderful stage

Industrial revolution, consequences, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37238433)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Milky big temple milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#45673631)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: pale stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37238315)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37858001)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#39350686)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:03 PM
Author: Lavender Filthy Police Squad Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#45802269)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: pale stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495244)