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Finally fucked my first Turdskin chick. Finally. Will give more deets tomorrow.

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details to...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chan...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
Lol kill yourself 30-something
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
It's just so easy. Can't help myself.
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did ...
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots o...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster&...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo&q...
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to j...
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
vanilla? jfc you make me sick.
costumed indian lodge national security agency
  10/18/18
I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my...
Nofapping Foreskin House
  10/18/18
...
Beady-eyed Zippy Striped Hyena
  10/18/18
...
ungodly field roommate
  10/18/18
100% agree. I really need to stop. Amount of satisfactio...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
what a tangled web we weave
Razzmatazz gaped filthpig brunch
  10/18/18
Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken. Short of som...
Buck-toothed Insanely Creepy Spot
  10/18/18
I am married.
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
jfC
Buck-toothed Insanely Creepy Spot
  10/18/18
?
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
Rofl Kids?
Yellow plaza gay wizard
  10/18/18
No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on t...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
...
Buck-toothed Insanely Creepy Spot
  10/18/18
MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is cr...
Self-centered irradiated knife
  10/18/18
you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
...
red hilarious trailer park candlestick maker
  10/18/18
How hairy was her asshole
Bateful chartreuse cruise ship sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some lo...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
Jfc
Nofapping Foreskin House
  10/18/18
At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her f...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
i actually felt nervous while reading last line
Sooty Arousing Antidepressant Drug
  10/18/18
Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed so...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
too lazy, but would appreciate link
Sooty Arousing Antidepressant Drug
  10/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
180! describe her looks
Sooty Arousing Antidepressant Drug
  10/18/18
...
Nofapping Foreskin House
  10/18/18
pics?
haunting vivacious stag film
  10/18/18
wtf explain the prostate thing
Stirring impressive macaca
  10/18/18
I don't think this is just me. If I cum when I'm drunk, ...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
wtf
Stirring impressive macaca
  10/18/18
I have that too.
glittery blue church building
  10/19/18
...
Shaky box office
  10/18/18
lol sounds like it was written by a robot BEEP BOOP BEEP SU...
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
...
Shaky box office
  10/18/18
30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier...
Vibrant Bawdyhouse Windowlicker
  10/18/18
Lol this is him, dude
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days...
Vibrant Bawdyhouse Windowlicker
  10/18/18
See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and th...
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30...
Vibrant Bawdyhouse Windowlicker
  10/18/18
lol cr
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my ...
glittery blue church building
  10/19/18
How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?
Appetizing angry native party of the first part
  10/18/18
ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt
Poppy telephone
  10/18/18
Not a sociopath. I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD an...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
>"not a sociopath" >admits to lacking empat...
deep bossy institution people who are hurt
  10/18/18
Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful beha...
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  10/18/18
This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form
blathering garnet goal in life puppy
  10/18/18
great thread without even a single pic
cobalt motley home
  10/18/18
Still my only turd.
Drab bisexual national circlehead
  06/24/20


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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37047802)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chance to grab screenshots.

Anyhow -- I'll keep it brief. On a work trip. Matched with cute early 30s Indian chick. Grabbed drinks at a typical yuppie cocktail bar. Had 2 drinks each. Walked to my hotel, which was a few blocks away. Got right to hooking up. Sex was quite good, but nothing particularly noteworthy. She was a spinner, and they're always fun a fuck. She came easier than average. She had a suprisingly deep pussy for a chick her size. Not loose at all, just deep. I was barely bottoming out with my 8 inch cock. Usually that is only the case with chicks who are ~5'10". I prefer this actually, it's annoying bottoming out too much.

Cute face. Subjective 7.25 face, probably objective 6.5. 7.5 spinner body. I think she used to weigh more because her tits were rather deflated. That was the only major imperfection with her body.

Had two rounds of fucking. Erection was not great the second round. My prostate was flared up like a motherfucker. Used a condom both rounds. Thank god. Now i don't need to take prophylactic antibiotics.

About half way though, I got the feeling she was trying to avoid kissing me too much. I think I may have had bad breath. Sounds about right since I've been smoking recently.

Then she luckily volunteered to leave. Did not need to kick her out.

Walked her back to her car afterwards. She was very affectionate. She clearly had that post orgasm oxytocin spike.

Overall, basically an ideal vanilla tinder-fuck.

Taking Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049566)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

Lol kill yourself 30-something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049583)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

It's just so easy. Can't help myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049741)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did

I'm saying you should killself because, like with nyuug, the entire process is purely mechanical and soulless for you. It's like as you're doing it, you're already thinking about how to describe it in technical detail for the fucking board, which is pathetic. It brings you no joy and never will, because you're fucking empty inside, with nothing of value to share with the world. How do you think I can spot you immediately? You also use "cheatmo" as a verb and deserve to be slowly tortured and killed for that alone.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049759)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots of real satisfaction out of this. Now it's just out of habit / compulsion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049792)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster". See the Encyclopedia Dramatica autoadmit entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049795)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo" is short for "moniker," and therefore using it as a verb is incredibly faggy behavior

again, kill yourself. Suck a tailpipe, tie a noose, bite the barrel, pretty much whatever you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049804)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049814)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to justify his faggy internetspeak)

jfc how do you live with yourself? do you even have an inner monologue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049825)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: costumed indian lodge national security agency

vanilla? jfc you make me sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049580)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked musclestud bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049595)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Nofapping Foreskin House

This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my life chasing these kinds of "experiences".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049621)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Zippy Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049646)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: ungodly field roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049665)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

100% agree. I really need to stop.

Amount of satisfaction I get out of this is seriously declining.

I actually anticipate I'll be able to stop myself in the near future. Although I've been saying this for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049677)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped filthpig brunch

what a tangled web we weave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049834)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Insanely Creepy Spot

Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken.

Short of some catastrophic life changing experience, you will not change. Ever. Even if you do get married, it wont last because of your scarred and broken soul.

I hope for your sake that you have some kind of life changing experience, perhaps a near death event that leaves you partially disabled, that will force you to honestly reevaluate your life and make meaningful change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049839)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

I am married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049902)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Insanely Creepy Spot

jfC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049973)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050295)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Yellow plaza gay wizard

Rofl

Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050668)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Insanely Creepy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049819)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Self-centered irradiated knife

MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049826)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049840)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: red hilarious trailer park candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050442)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Bateful chartreuse cruise ship sneaky criminal

How hairy was her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049635)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some long black stragglers around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049682)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Foreskin House

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049688)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her from behind and asked if she liked anal play -- she said no.

Smelled my finger right afterwards. no smell. CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049698)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Sooty Arousing Antidepressant Drug

i actually felt nervous while reading last line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed some DIRTY assholes.

See my thread about the DIRTY SHITTY anal sex I had with a shrew in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049940)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Sooty Arousing Antidepressant Drug

too lazy, but would appreciate link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049965)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&forum_id=2#36541392

See MONDAY PART 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050324)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Sooty Arousing Antidepressant Drug

180! describe her looks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050383)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Nofapping Foreskin House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049947)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: haunting vivacious stag film

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049951)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Stirring impressive macaca

wtf

explain the prostate thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050335)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

I don't think this is just me.

If I cum when I'm drunk, I often have some wierd prostate flair up that makes me have to pee really bad, but I can't really get a stream going well, and it interferes a bit with my erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050347)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Stirring impressive macaca

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050603)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: glittery blue church building

I have that too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057040)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Shaky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050445)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

lol sounds like it was written by a robot

BEEP BOOP BEEP SUBJECTIVE 7.25 BEEP BOOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050461)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Shaky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050482)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Bawdyhouse Windowlicker

30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier version of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051006)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

Lol this is him, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051009)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Bawdyhouse Windowlicker

i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days under his regular moniker, and you can't change monikers anymore

pretty funny that we both thought of him though, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051016)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and then his defense of "cheatmo," which is a 30-something Pizza Hut staple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051045)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Bawdyhouse Windowlicker

i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30s. could definitely be him, though. either way they're both clearly running on the same NPC programming so they might as well be the same person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051052)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051067)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: glittery blue church building

Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my sexcapades are not cheating. Or cheatmoing, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057049)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Appetizing angry native party of the first part

How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050455)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Poppy telephone

ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050513)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Not a sociopath.

I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD and Schizoid PD, but don't fully have a PD. Just mostly lack empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050925)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: deep bossy institution people who are hurt

>"not a sociopath"

>admits to lacking empathy

Ljl respond to my poast above, do you have an inner monologue or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050963)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful behavior. Not enough to simply lack empathy. I'm a model citizen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052651)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: blathering garnet goal in life puppy

This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051030)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: cobalt motley home

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052595)



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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Drab bisexual national circlehead

Still my only turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#40489377)