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whats a day in court like for biglaw associate?

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like...
opaque infuriating mental disorder sanctuary
  10/18/18
they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one
galvanic salmon public bath juggernaut
  10/18/18
sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw part...
Swashbuckling Honey-headed Idea He Suggested
  10/18/18
lol
Laughsome submissive theater
  10/18/18
" a local counsel aw shucks guy" I feel persona...
Yapping Plaza
  10/18/18
shucking and jiving
bipolar telephone brunch
  10/18/18
shut up.
purple rambunctious chapel voyeur
  10/19/18
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vermilion beady-eyed half-breed parlor
  10/20/18
Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defen...
adventurous brass area french chef
  10/20/18
Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff ...
Shaky dun headpube
  10/18/18
"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford &...
Yapping Plaza
  10/18/18
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Shaky dun headpube
  10/18/18
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Geriatric market pervert
  10/18/18
Very accurate
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curious ruby den
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  10/20/18
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vermilion beady-eyed half-breed parlor
  10/20/18
fuckin lol this captures so much truth
razzle hell
  10/20/18
Lol
chestnut vigorous home goal in life
  10/23/18
This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partn...
bipolar telephone brunch
  10/23/18
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Gold dog poop antidepressant drug
  10/24/18
flame. biglaw associates don't go to court
Flesh place of business love of her life
  10/18/18
(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)
Concupiscible Chrome Bawdyhouse Cuck
  10/19/18
if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you
Flesh place of business love of her life
  10/18/18
You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney
Dull Titillating Cruise Ship
  10/18/18
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Yapping Plaza
  10/18/18
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Swashbuckling Honey-headed Idea He Suggested
  10/18/18
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aromatic wrinkle hall
  10/19/18
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vermilion beady-eyed half-breed parlor
  10/20/18
"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state cour...
hilarious meetinghouse
  10/18/18
Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case...
Ebony domesticated piazza
  10/18/18
Yes
hilarious meetinghouse
  10/18/18
Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclo...
Swashbuckling Honey-headed Idea He Suggested
  10/18/18
but is it like the court stories here: http://autoadmit.com...
opaque infuriating mental disorder sanctuary
  10/19/18
Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I thin...
Ebony domesticated piazza
  10/19/18
" and before Jones v. State Farm" HEY FUCK YOU,...
Yapping Plaza
  10/19/18
In many courts, yes, exactly.
obsidian judgmental skinny woman hairy legs
  10/19/18
In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court...
Greedy sadistic casino
  10/19/18
The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crus...
obsidian judgmental skinny woman hairy legs
  10/19/18
Not specific to biglaw but true.
Greedy sadistic casino
  10/19/18
You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing ...
drab passionate theater stage personal credit line
  10/20/18
This really happen?
Ebony domesticated piazza
  10/23/18


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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: opaque infuriating mental disorder sanctuary

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like. What is it like when your doing some high end ligation (trade dispute, complex lit, or whatever is prestigious)? what year do you get to go yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049843)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: galvanic salmon public bath juggernaut

they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049847)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Honey-headed Idea He Suggested

sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw partners, a local counsel aw shucks guy and the client sit at counsel table.

next to you are boxes of meticulously organized case law, transcripts and affidavits from 7 years of misspent litigation. partner expects u to rush up to hand him the exact document he needs out of more than 10,000 pages at your disposal, the moment he needs it. you are too stressed to really pay attention to the advocacy.

when trial adjourns, the partner walks past and doesnt acknowledge you. you wait by your phone to interpret the hastily typed emails indicating what arcane point of law he wants you to research while he and the client get lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049876)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Laughsome submissive theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049893)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Yapping Plaza

" a local counsel aw shucks guy"

I feel personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049894)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: bipolar telephone brunch

shucking and jiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050491)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: purple rambunctious chapel voyeur

shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055538)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed half-breed parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060879)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous brass area french chef

Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defense shitlaw coon ass as local counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060927)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Shaky dun headpube

Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff up. I'd be like, "I dunno man, I'm not a mind reader." Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049928)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Yapping Plaza

"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring. "

180 mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049952)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Shaky dun headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050007)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Geriatric market pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050183)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: green pit immigrant

Very accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049945)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: curious ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049948)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Low-t carmine stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057104)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: white soul-stirring institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057151)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Pink stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060875)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed half-breed parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060877)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: razzle hell

fuckin lol this captures so much truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: chestnut vigorous home goal in life

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082018)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: bipolar telephone brunch

This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partners I met at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082667)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Gold dog poop antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37085025)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Flesh place of business love of her life

flame. biglaw associates don't go to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049933)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Chrome Bawdyhouse Cuck

(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057091)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Flesh place of business love of her life

if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049938)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Dull Titillating Cruise Ship

You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049966)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Yapping Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049982)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Honey-headed Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050005)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057110)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:52 AM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed half-breed parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060884)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: hilarious meetinghouse

"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state court litigation mostly happens in the same courthouses as mutant near-absolute-zero-IQ lemon law and psycho pro se mortgage foreclosure cases. It's the same shit. The judge is not impressed by anything. I was "allowed" to go argue motions by myself around year 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050098)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Ebony domesticated piazza

Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case will argue a motion right after Saul Screwman the "Ticket Doctor"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050421)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: hilarious meetinghouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050446)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Honey-headed Idea He Suggested

Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclosure” Berkowitz and before Jones v. State Farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37051417)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: opaque infuriating mental disorder sanctuary

but is it like the court stories here:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905801&mc=148&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055528)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Ebony domesticated piazza

Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I think court is court. There apparently is not special "vault" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057059)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Yapping Plaza

" and before Jones v. State Farm"

HEY FUCK YOU, PAL, FUCK YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057335)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: obsidian judgmental skinny woman hairy legs

In many courts, yes, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057437)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Greedy sadistic casino

In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court docket to help keep some of the courts free of poorstench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057316)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: obsidian judgmental skinny woman hairy legs

The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crushing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057338)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Greedy sadistic casino

Not specific to biglaw but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057361)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: drab passionate theater stage personal credit line

You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing on a big case; sit in the first row and read case law to look busy. Partners arrive at 9:30 and discuss strategy out in the hall while the courtroom fills up. At 9:55am they walk in, and you get up to let them sit in a now packed courtroom. Head back to the office via subway before the hearing begins. You never spoke to anyone, and nobody spoke to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061159)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Ebony domesticated piazza

This really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37081984)