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I think my 18yo babysitter was coming on to me last night

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  10/23/18
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Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  10/23/18
You left her alone with your kids?
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  10/23/18
cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here
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  10/23/18
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  10/23/18
dirte you are indescribably 180
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  10/28/18
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  10/23/18
She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock&rdq...
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  10/23/18
i love that you put that in quotes
pink rehab
  10/23/18
I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.
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  10/23/18
Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.
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  10/24/18
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  11/16/18
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  10/23/18
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  11/14/18
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  11/15/18
did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?
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  10/23/18
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  10/23/18
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  10/24/18
in Alaska?
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I’m still creeping on her FB. https://imgur.com/a...
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  10/23/18
dude. do it.
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  10/23/18
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I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her t...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  10/23/18
are those contacts or--
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No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
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Oh my
electric associate
  10/23/18
fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested...
Talking Forum
  10/23/18
OR conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms
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  10/23/18
That’s fine. Completely normal to stalk the girl...
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  11/14/18
she looks like an Alaska 9
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  10/24/18
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  10/28/18
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  10/23/18
180 how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?
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  10/23/18
would bang her.
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  10/23/18
this is God doing you a solid bro
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insanity is a leverage all its own
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  10/23/18
he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobod...
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cr NOT legal advise here dirte
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  10/23/18
Lol
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Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long
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Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.
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I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especi...
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tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her...
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  10/23/18
(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)
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only non-chads get me-too'd
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This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo. In...
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Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, ...
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titcr
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  11/14/18
Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to ch...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/14/18
Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on...
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  10/23/18
she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is t...
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  10/23/18
Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most impor...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  10/24/18
she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. do...
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  10/23/18
We’ll see what unfolds. ;)
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  10/23/18
Risten,
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RISTEN
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This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be...
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  10/24/18
ruthless.
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cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aw...
Confused Jet-lagged Sweet Tailpipe
  10/28/18
After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very cr...
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  11/17/18
not skinny
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  10/23/18
she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she loo...
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  10/23/18
...
ebony organic girlfriend
  10/24/18
Wtf she is cute
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I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flam...
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  11/14/18
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  10/24/18
Jfc
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  10/24/18
lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home off...
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  10/24/18
yeah, that's all true
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  11/14/18
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  11/17/18
this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time
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  11/17/18
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  10/24/18
Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggli...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/04/18
whats his name
180 ceo boltzmann
  10/24/18
absolutely devastating
Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker
  10/24/18
Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually wil...
Passionate opaque point affirmative action
  10/24/18
top notch advice here
Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker
  10/24/18
Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few w...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  10/24/18
Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level...
Passionate opaque point affirmative action
  10/24/18
I have a fat gf too.
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  10/24/18
Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.
Passionate opaque point affirmative action
  10/24/18
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  10/24/18
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  10/24/18
(Asian female)
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  10/24/18
HAPA actually
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  10/24/18
“Accidentally” send her the lick message and the...
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  10/24/18
How many niglets do you have???
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  10/28/18
Two 10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movemen...
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  11/04/18
Update: She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost ...
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  11/14/18
lol yeah she definitely wants you
electric associate
  11/14/18
I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me. ...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/14/18
lol
stirring khaki kitchen
  11/14/18
...
lavender heady mexican
  11/15/18
Weirdly, this
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  11/20/18
God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up
Avocado ticket booth
  11/14/18
I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/14/18
Bruh enter more evidence into the record
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  11/14/18
...
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Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/15/18
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Ruddy psychic
  11/15/18
She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the mil...
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  11/15/18
JFC according to my math, you are old AF
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  11/16/18
...
Talented mediation space
  11/17/18
How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend ove...
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  11/15/18
(guy who has seen a lot of porn)
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  11/17/18
lol here we go
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  11/16/18
LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity t...
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  11/16/18
dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trustin...
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  11/14/18
Deal...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/14/18
180.
Ruddy psychic
  11/14/18
what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties...
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  11/15/18
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Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/15/18
Rolf creepy
ebony organic girlfriend
  11/15/18
wtf kind of filter is this?
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  11/16/18
the creepy pedo filter
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  11/16/18
tyft
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  11/16/18
He’s a concerned dad.
Bearded Karate Crackhouse
  11/16/18
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painfully honest address degenerate
  11/17/18
...
Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker
  11/19/18
Jfc
Talented mediation space
  11/17/18
Don’t do it. You’re better than this,
Chocolate boiling water
  11/16/18
He's really not. None of us are.
Ruddy psychic
  11/16/18
i'm gay
floppy indian lodge
  11/16/18
not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.
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  11/20/18
Great thread
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ebony organic girlfriend
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Ruddy psychic
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  11/18/18
My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoy...
amber menage
  11/18/18
what does she say?
wonderful claret double fault
  11/18/18
Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I g...
amber menage
  11/18/18
wtf
Chocolate boiling water
  11/18/18
lol
Charismatic shaky mental disorder orchestra pit
  11/20/18
...
stirring khaki kitchen
  11/20/18
Update: She wants the D. No question about it. She ju...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/19/18
...
Curious pale hall
  11/19/18
you played what off?
Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker
  11/19/18
Wtf? Fuck that ho
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  11/19/18
ghey
Comical native
  11/19/18
DESCRIBE your penis
trip theatre
  11/19/18
...
Overrated mischievous love of her life home
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  11/20/18
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Charismatic shaky mental disorder orchestra pit
  11/20/18
Force your son to fuck her instead
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"She wanted the D... there was no question about it,&qu...
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...
French Bonkers Stead
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...
Bearded Karate Crackhouse
  02/16/19
What happened?
appetizing den
  11/20/18
I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. No...
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/20/18
jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out you...
Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker
  11/20/18
Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you c...
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  11/20/18
So your position at this point is that you’re not attr...
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  11/20/18
Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudo...
crusty chapel international law enforcement agency
  11/20/18
She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/20/18
lol
fear-inspiring boyish range
  11/20/18
So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 4...
Obsidian site faggotry
  11/20/18
Clearly. Going to check my T levels.
Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond
  11/20/18
This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me
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  11/20/18
cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real
red provocative telephone
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...
Passionate opaque point affirmative action
  11/20/18
I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic tha...
Lemon marvelous people who are hurt
  11/20/18
the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bum...
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  11/20/18
No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twi...
Passionate opaque point affirmative action
  11/20/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60
Chestnut big-titted hell
  11/20/18
she wasnt because youre an old fatass /thread
Drab heaven
  11/20/18
dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former ...
crusty chapel international law enforcement agency
  11/20/18
MFCR
stirring khaki kitchen
  11/20/18
jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking...
Drab heaven
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...
Vivacious business firm goal in life
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...
Cerebral dun round eye
  11/20/18
180 thread
floppy indian lodge
  02/16/19
FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair
Bearded Karate Crackhouse
  04/20/19
this was a good thread
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  07/10/20
Would read again
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Thriller Preventive Strike

daddydialing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080669)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: charcoal slippery gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080679)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080689)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: multi-colored mahogany gunner

You left her alone with your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080703)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: pink rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080724)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Blathering box office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080726)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: multi-colored mahogany gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Tantric garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Aromatic mustard clown athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Bateful self-absorbed parlor macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Glittery naked base

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Talented mediation space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: pink rehab

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: henna church

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Sienna Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: racy bright theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: doobsian blood rage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy greedy mother

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: coral flickering indirect expression pistol

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Confused Jet-lagged Sweet Tailpipe

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: pink rehab

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: pink rehab

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: puce nighttime abode elastic band

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Obsidian site faggotry

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling anal house

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine coffee pot

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: painfully honest address degenerate

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Chestnut big-titted hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boyish range

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: doobsian blood rage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Confused Jet-lagged Sweet Tailpipe

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: racy bright theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: exhilarant field

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous people who are hurt

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser State Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: multi-colored mahogany gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Fragrant Stage Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: Aquamarine aphrodisiac tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: pink rehab

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: red provocative telephone

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: electric associate

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Talking Forum

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: red provocative telephone

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Charismatic shaky mental disorder orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy trailer park

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible dysfunction spot

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: exhilarant field

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: autistic emerald hospital

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Violent Digit Ratio

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: silver zippy famous landscape painting dopamine

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Tantric garrison

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: coiffed motley corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Ocher Cuckold Internal Respiration

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: lavender heady mexican

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: exhilarant field

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: lavender heady mexican

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: exhilarant field

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: lavender heady mexican

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Lime magical church building keepsake machete

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Chestnut big-titted hell

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Jade know-it-all fat ankles

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Geriatric cracking set

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boyish range

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: exhilarant field

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boyish range

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: exhilarant field

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: autistic emerald hospital

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: autistic emerald hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Excitant Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: racy bright theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Adventurous blue office french chef

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: exhilarant field

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy trailer park

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: apoplectic toaster tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: wonderful claret double fault

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous people who are hurt

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Ruby razzmatazz lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Avocado ticket booth

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: primrose temple milk

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Mentally impaired new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Black Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: crystalline impressive piazza codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate school cafeteria

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Avocado ticket booth

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy histrionic shrine

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: coral flickering indirect expression pistol

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Green cumskin really tough guy

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: painfully honest address degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Talented mediation space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed slate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Chestnut big-titted hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: House-broken Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine aphrodisiac tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Confused Jet-lagged Sweet Tailpipe

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: aggressive kitty

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing library mood

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: ebony organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: topaz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Bisexual big market becky

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Burgundy razzle deer antler senate

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: multi-colored mahogany gunner

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Tantric garrison

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: painfully honest address degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Talented mediation space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: adulterous personal credit line queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Ruby razzmatazz lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: bespoke arousing nursing home police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Gold Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Aromatic mustard clown athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Lemon marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: stirring khaki kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Violent Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: floppy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: aggressive kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: sapphire corn cake

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Spectacular kitty cat mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: 180 ceo boltzmann

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Shimmering misanthropic bawdyhouse

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: slimy cordovan nowag hunting ground

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: trip theatre

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: vibrant locale dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Bossy irradiated ratface meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: trip theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: electric associate

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: stirring khaki kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: lavender heady mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Titillating Filthy Theater Ape

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Avocado ticket booth

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Avocado ticket booth

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: stirring khaki kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Ruddy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Talented mediation space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Exciting sanctuary

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Vigorous party of the first part

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Bateful self-absorbed parlor macaca

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: glassy station

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Ruddy psychic

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Ruddy psychic

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: wonderful claret double fault

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: ebony organic girlfriend

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: wonderful claret double fault

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: contagious doctorate selfie

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling hairy legs sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: odious underhanded plaza dingle berry

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Bearded Karate Crackhouse

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: painfully honest address degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Talented mediation space

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Chocolate boiling water

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Ruddy psychic

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: floppy indian lodge

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: dead jet main people location

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: painfully honest address degenerate

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: ebony organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: racy bright theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Ruddy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Diverse Casino Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: apoplectic toaster tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: amber menage

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful claret double fault

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: amber menage

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Chocolate boiling water

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: Charismatic shaky mental disorder orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: stirring khaki kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Curious pale hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: apoplectic toaster tanning salon

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: Comical native

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: trip theatre

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: Overrated mischievous love of her life home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: stirring khaki kitchen

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: Charismatic shaky mental disorder orchestra pit

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Green cumskin really tough guy

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: lavender heady mexican

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: French Bonkers Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: Bearded Karate Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: appetizing den

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Ungodly electric furnace candlestick maker

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: pearly galvanic area

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: erotic step-uncle's house voyeur

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boyish range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Obsidian site faggotry

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Maroon Lascivious Generalized Bond

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: lavender heady mexican

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: red provocative telephone

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous people who are hurt

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: electric associate

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Passionate opaque point affirmative action

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Chestnut big-titted hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Drab heaven

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: crusty chapel international law enforcement agency

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: stirring khaki kitchen

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Drab heaven

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Vivacious business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Cerebral dun round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: floppy indian lodge

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Bearded Karate Crackhouse

FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: ''"'""''"""

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: ,,.,.,,,,,.,...,.........,,,,,,,,,.,...,::::.,,.,.


Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)