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I think my 18yo babysitter was coming on to me last night

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Tripping chad
  10/23/18
daddydialing
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  10/23/18
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  10/23/18
https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM
Tripping chad
  10/23/18
You left her alone with your kids?
Dull Kitty
  10/23/18
cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here
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  10/23/18
kindly?
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  10/23/18
She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock&rdq...
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  10/23/18
i love that you put that in quotes
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  10/23/18
I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.
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  10/23/18
Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.
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  10/24/18
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RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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  11/14/18
Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
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  11/15/18
did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?
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casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it
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in Alaska?
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I’m still creeping on her FB. https://imgur.com/a...
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  10/23/18
dude. do it.
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  10/23/18
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I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her t...
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  10/23/18
are those contacts or--
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  10/23/18
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Tripping chad
  10/23/18
Oh my
apoplectic senate
  10/23/18
fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested...
Domesticated Roommate
  10/23/18
OR conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms
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  10/23/18
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...
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she looks like an Alaska 9
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  10/23/18
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  10/23/18
of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage
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insanity is a leverage all its own
bipolar lodge
  10/23/18
he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobod...
stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot
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cr NOT legal advise here dirte
bipolar lodge
  10/23/18
Lol
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Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long
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(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)
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only non-chads get me-too'd
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This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo. In...
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Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to ch...
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  11/14/18
Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on...
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  10/24/18
she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. do...
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ruthless.
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  10/28/18
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  11/17/18
not skinny
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she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she loo...
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  10/24/18
lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home off...
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  11/17/18
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  10/24/18
Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggli...
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  11/04/18
whats his name
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  10/24/18
absolutely devastating
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  10/24/18
Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually wil...
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  10/24/18
top notch advice here
Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard
  10/24/18
Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few w...
Tripping chad
  10/24/18
Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level...
Purple Cerebral Property Ape
  10/24/18
I have a fat gf too.
Tripping chad
  10/24/18
Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.
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  10/24/18
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  10/24/18
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(Asian female)
Tripping chad
  10/24/18
HAPA actually
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  10/24/18
“Accidentally” send her the lick message and the...
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  10/24/18
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  10/28/18
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  11/14/18
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...
bipolar lodge
  11/15/18
Weirdly, this
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  11/20/18
God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up
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I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she...
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  11/14/18
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  11/15/18
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  11/15/18
JFC according to my math, you are old AF
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...
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  11/17/18
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  11/14/18
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  11/14/18
180.
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  11/15/18
Rolf creepy
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wtf kind of filter is this?
magical mint stag film degenerate
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the creepy pedo filter
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tyft
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  11/17/18
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  11/16/18
He's really not. None of us are.
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  11/16/18
i'm gay
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  11/16/18
not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.
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  11/20/18
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  11/18/18
what does she say?
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Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I g...
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wtf
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  11/18/18
lol
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  11/20/18
...
harsh self-centered bbw forum
  11/20/18
Update: She wants the D. No question about it. She ju...
Tripping chad
  11/19/18
...
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  11/19/18
you played what off?
Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard
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ghey
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DESCRIBE your penis
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...
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  11/20/18
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  11/20/18
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  11/20/18
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...
dark beta sneaky criminal
  02/16/19
What happened?
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  11/20/18
I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. No...
Tripping chad
  11/20/18
jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out you...
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  11/20/18
Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you c...
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  11/20/18
So your position at this point is that you’re not attr...
Gaped Office
  11/20/18
Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudo...
Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap
  11/20/18
She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad
Tripping chad
  11/20/18
lol
irradiated mediation church
  11/20/18
So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 4...
Adulterous insane trailer park fanboi
  11/20/18
Clearly. Going to check my T levels.
Tripping chad
  11/20/18
This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me
bipolar lodge
  11/20/18
cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real
Khaki floppy university
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...
Purple Cerebral Property Ape
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I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic tha...
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  11/20/18
the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bum...
apoplectic senate
  11/20/18
No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twi...
Purple Cerebral Property Ape
  11/20/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60
contagious plum stage
  11/20/18
she wasnt because youre an old fatass /thread
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dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former ...
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  11/20/18
MFCR
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  11/20/18
180 thread
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  02/16/19
FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair
dark beta sneaky criminal
  04/20/19
...
dark beta sneaky criminal
  10/10/20
this was a good thread
sable pervert
  07/10/20
Would read again
opaque crotch
  07/10/20


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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Wonderful unhinged pozpig mother

daddydialing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080669)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: drab vigorous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080679)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Tripping chad

https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080689)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Dull Kitty

You left her alone with your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080703)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080724)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080726)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Dull Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Marvelous menage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Transparent Pocket Flask Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Mustard Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: yapping electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Tripping chad

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: talented love of her life cuckold

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Metal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Locale

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: coral motley piazza

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Passionate mental disorder chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: diverse dog poop spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Appetizing crackhouse indirect expression

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Brass crawly queen of the night

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: lilac lascivious church building ceo

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Locale

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Tripping chad

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Locale

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Tripping chad

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed National Faggot Firefighter

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Adulterous insane trailer park fanboi

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: idiotic hospital

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: light meetinghouse

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Tripping chad

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Tantric tan goyim

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: contagious plum stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: irradiated mediation church

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: diverse dog poop spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: lilac lascivious church building ceo

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Transparent Pocket Flask Resort

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Insanely creepy comical ladyboy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Dull Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: boyish voyeur alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: bearded theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Tripping chad

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Locale

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Tripping chad

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Khaki floppy university

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Tripping chad

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: apoplectic senate

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Domesticated Roommate

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Khaki floppy university

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Tripping chad

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: sable pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Rose Galvanic Son Of Senegal

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: arrogant mexican ticket booth

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Thriller Field

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Judgmental address wagecucks

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Marvelous menage national security agency

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: bistre indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: brindle provocative clown

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: bipolar lodge

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: bipolar lodge

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: bipolar lodge

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: emerald razzle garrison stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Rose Galvanic Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Tripping chad

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Rose Galvanic Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: contagious plum stage

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: navy marketing idea

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: garnet coiffed laser beams set

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: irradiated mediation church

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: irradiated mediation church

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Fragrant point

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: stimulating rough-skinned sound barrier coffee pot

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Rose Galvanic Son Of Senegal

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Vivacious house toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: magical mint stag film degenerate

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Transparent Pocket Flask Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Transparent Pocket Flask Resort

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mad Cow Disease Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine People Who Are Hurt Gaming Laptop

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Tripping chad

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Saffron fantasy-prone public bath

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Tripping chad

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: emerald razzle garrison stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Onyx tanning salon selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Vermilion Station

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine People Who Are Hurt Gaming Laptop

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: pearl misunderstood nursing home regret

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Brass crawly queen of the night

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: black slippery sanctuary pisswyrm

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Tantric tan goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Metal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Vermilion Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: contagious plum stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: bearded theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: lilac lascivious church building ceo

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed talking stead

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Indecent Home

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: haunting unholy cuckoldry jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: cyan range athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling amber codepig persian

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: out-of-control curious state skinny woman

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Dull Kitty

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Marvelous menage national security agency

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Tripping chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: Tantric tan goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Metal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: vengeful cerise abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible Mad Cow Disease Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Aquamarine Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Ungodly boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Mustard Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Transparent Pocket Flask Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: harsh self-centered bbw forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: free-loading locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: exhilarant azure hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed talking stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: Snowy Quadroon

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Racy yarmulke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Tripping chad

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: 180 Lime Affirmative Action

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Tripping chad

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Duck-like shrine

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: chocolate base

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Tripping chad

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: arousing fluffy rehab black woman

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Tripping chad

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Pink market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: sienna soul-stirring cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: arousing fluffy rehab black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: apoplectic senate

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Tripping chad

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: harsh self-centered bbw forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: bipolar lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Dun big-titted psychic

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine People Who Are Hurt Gaming Laptop

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Tripping chad

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine People Who Are Hurt Gaming Laptop

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: harsh self-centered bbw forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Tripping chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: charcoal halford stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Tripping chad

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Metal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Gas Station Hominid

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Deranged stubborn center private investor

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: yapping electric furnace

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: big ivory deer antler preventive strike

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: charcoal halford stain

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: charcoal halford stain

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: magical mint stag film degenerate

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Tripping chad

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: haunting unholy cuckoldry jewess

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: magical mint stag film degenerate

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: demanding frum location lettuce

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Tripping chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered Blue Parlor Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: glittery box office friendly grandma

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: dark beta sneaky criminal

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: Tantric tan goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Metal feces

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: House-broken sooty candlestick maker ratface

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: charcoal halford stain

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: exhilarant azure hall

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: excitant lay pistol

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: Tantric tan goyim

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: haunting unholy cuckoldry jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: histrionic windowlicker circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: charcoal halford stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Chestnut digit ratio wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Vivacious house toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: odious avocado theater stage

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: magical mint stag film degenerate

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: odious avocado theater stage

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: House-broken sooty candlestick maker ratface

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: sable pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: harsh self-centered bbw forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Tripping chad

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: aromatic puce plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: Vivacious house toilet seat

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: Blathering Hilarious Whorehouse

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: arousing fluffy rehab black woman

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: Disturbing Step-uncle's House Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: harsh self-centered bbw forum

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: sable pervert

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: black slippery sanctuary pisswyrm

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: bipolar lodge

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: stirring pungent dopamine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: dark beta sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: adventurous juggernaut

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Tripping chad

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Bisexual Business Firm Haunted Graveyard

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Electric mildly autistic organic girlfriend

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Gaped Office

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Tripping chad

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: irradiated mediation church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Adulterous insane trailer park fanboi

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Tripping chad

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: bipolar lodge

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Khaki floppy university

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273061)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Transparent Pocket Flask Resort

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: apoplectic senate

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Property Ape

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: contagious plum stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: vibrant bat-shit-crazy water buffalo legal warrant

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Nudist pea-brained mad-dog skullcap

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: harsh self-centered bbw forum

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: vibrant bat-shit-crazy water buffalo legal warrant

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Claret heady turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Startling hairraiser famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: exhilarant azure hall

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: dark beta sneaky criminal

FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: dark beta sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#41087909)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: sable pervert

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: opaque crotch

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)