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ITT: Help me think of things to write off for end of the year (CSLG)

I have a ton of cash on hand to buy some new stuff before th...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Cyanide
.,.,.,..,..,..,..,..,..,.,.
  11/07/18
Not sure if the IRS will buy the argument for business purpo...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Lifts
Destroy all NPCs
  11/07/18
I don't meet my clients 99% of the time, so that won't help....
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
How do you do that?
Zezima
  11/08/18
I don't give them the option to meet me. When they call to i...
calishitlawguru
  11/08/18
I’m not familiar with the use of a retainer in a PI co...
Zezima
  11/08/18
Password scrambler
leolenin
  11/07/18
Aren't those free?
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Ergonomic desks and chairs
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  11/07/18
Already have these at home: https://www.upliftdesk.com/ O...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
office hammocks
Dupa
  11/07/18
Seems like a cool idea. No idea where it would go though.
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
You can 1099 me for services rendered. $100K is a good amoun...
Let's dispel with this fiction
  11/07/18
What's your venmo?
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Give your wife's bull a raise
Destroy all NPCs
  11/07/18
Wife just likes me and women. No other men in the picture =(
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Aren't you 5'7? Yeah pretty sure you're not the only "m...
melena
  11/08/18
season tickets to a sports team, give a couple games in case...
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
Already have season tickets to the Dodgers. Attorney Mike Al...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Wanna see Spurs Clippers next Thurs? My seats are decent.
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
I'd be down. Do I have your RL info? I can't keep track of a...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
no, what's your throwaway?
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
calishitlawguru@gmail.com
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
got it.
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
They are emailing me the box seats tomorrow for the game thi...
calishitlawguru
  11/11/18
i gave my pr seats to exec of partner company. will introduc...
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/13/18
Asus is makin some great gaming laptops these days
Sir Incelot
  11/07/18
sugar baby, payrolled as admin assistant.
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
Sorry, brother. Love my wife.
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
fag
empathy incarnate
  11/07/18
carving stations
Dupa
  11/07/18
Can you take a nice trip? What about a charitable donation ...
Jim_Kelly
  11/07/18
MSI GS65 Stealth Thin one of the few gaming laptops that ...
exeunt
  11/07/18
Looks promising.
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
make sure you get the one with the gtx 1070
exeunt
  11/07/18
Yeah, this or the Razer Blade
Just wants a hug.
  11/07/18
Just spent a couple hours researching this. Just bought the ...
calishitlawguru
  11/09/18
180
exeunt
  11/09/18
Give this man his ETH
Just wants a hug.
  11/13/18
give it to chandler
exeunt
  11/13/18
Firearms, power tools, and duct tape. Home gym equipment....
Sotomayor McCheese
  11/07/18
Lol. Those aren't really tax deductible brother.
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
truck and boat are easily JFC, ur pretty bitchmade for a ...
empathy incarnate
  11/07/18
(Guy who doesn't understand that you can't write off a boat ...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Just name your boat something hilariously tackily plaintiffs...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/07/18
Auditors can decide whatever they want. You can claim whatev...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Doesn't "getting fucked" in this context just mean...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/07/18
Ya, but penalties can be crazy. The other problem is if they...
calishitlawguru
  11/11/18
...
Great Emperor Trump
  11/07/18
(Captain Stabbin')
Judas Jones
  11/07/18
listen hoss, you jewish or aint ya?
marshall mathers
  11/08/18
mini halfpipe
Dupa
  11/07/18
...
JewJew Smith-Shyster
  11/08/18
Kenny
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  11/07/18
I already have one.
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Max out Cadillac Health vision and dental plans for all empl...
feral hypergamy
  11/07/18
1. My wife is in-house and we have a bomb ass PPO policy alr...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
Shocking, a kike not providing his employees with basic bene...
melena
  11/08/18
Cocaine
Shia LaBOOF
  11/07/18
lol but CR
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  11/07/18
How can I justify this on my tax return?
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
business development expense
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
...
....;..;.:.;.;...;.;;:
  11/07/18
...
Shia LaBOOF
  11/07/18
Business development in Colombia
Shia LaBOOF
  11/07/18
Employee morale: https://www.hammacher.com/product/person...
Just wants a hug.
  11/07/18
chandler's jack-off pod
Jim_Kelly
  11/07/18
how about an MRI machine or other medical device to test pla...
Sotomayor McCheese
  11/07/18
Why wouldn't I just send them to an MRI facility like 3 bloc...
calishitlawguru
  11/11/18
camera equipment a drone
Sotomayor McCheese
  11/07/18
My new Mercedes
Mario Lmao
  11/07/18
what's the reasonableness here? if i (via the company) got a...
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/07/18
I am leasing a BMW 3 series right now for $389/month. When t...
calishitlawguru
  11/07/18
prole tell
;.;.;.;;..;.;.;.;.
  11/08/18
?? His car lease is basically free to him
Mario Lmao
  11/08/18
lol let's get matching 458s. turned in my maserati and for f...
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  11/09/18
There is a company in Seattle that manufactures and maintain...
napoleone
  11/07/18
link ?I’m in a similar boat as your friend
feral hypergamy
  11/08/18
http://1sourcevend.com/write-off-up-to-100-of-your-vending-m...
JewJew Smith-Shyster
  11/08/18
Custom CSLG slot machines for your lobby Instead of payin...
...,::..,::,..:,,:...::,,.,,:;..::,::.,,.::;:.,,:.
  11/07/18
Hire a videographer to flim "a day in the life"/&q...
Zezima
  11/07/18
I already spend a lot on my employees. I do firm events ever...
calishitlawguru
  11/08/18
You don't pay them a living wage and don't offer health insu...
melena
  11/08/18
He pays his paralegal more than what I made as a 3rd year as...
chandler
  11/08/18
Yes we know you graduated from a TTT. Cslg is always so fort...
melena
  11/08/18
Goys are beast of burden and exist to get taken advantage of...
'""''''""''"
  11/08/18
Please respond.
melena
  11/08/18
What's there to respond to? I pay my staff anywhere from $16...
calishitlawguru
  11/08/18
Lol 180, those goy lemmings will work for anything if you gi...
'""''''""''"
  11/08/18
How'd u recruit them?
Grant William Robicheaux MD
  11/13/18
all thru various message boards
fumblerooski
  11/14/18
Buy a projector for trial that you can input files into. Th...
chandler
  11/07/18
Buy tens of thousands of social media followers. Hire a publ...
Zezima
  11/08/18
office retreat for CSLG/Kenny/Chandler firm somewhere dope
flip flop prole in first class
  11/08/18
We all just went to Vegas a couple months ago. Maybe we will...
calishitlawguru
  11/08/18
Firm vehicle. Meeting with a prospective client in Hawaii. O...
ActualLawyer
  11/08/18
commercial real estate + cost segregation
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.
  11/08/18
All hope that kenny will ever develop into a competent lawye...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/08/18
I successfully opposed a motion to dismiss and a motion to c...
Mario Lmao
  11/08/18
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FW17FGI/ https://www.amazon....
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  11/08/18
Kenny and Chandler's salary - a few XO printouts is all the ...
petermen
  11/13/18
Have u considered cleaning expenses? https://www.amazon.com...
Grant William Robicheaux MD
  11/13/18
Going to give the ETH out at 5pm today. Still need more idea...
calishitlawguru
  11/14/18
Don’t you save more money by saving the money you woul...
community_account
  11/14/18
I think he's just looking to buy personal items effectively ...
fumblerooski
  11/14/18
This. My effective tax rate last year was 47% and will proba...
calishitlawguru
  11/14/18
Nice. Your laptop is almost as fast as my MacBook.
Mario Lmao
  11/14/18


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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I have a ton of cash on hand to buy some new stuff before the end of the year. Obviously this will also help reduce my taxable income.

Let me know your ideas for what to buy. I just got new desktops/monitors in May when I got the new office, so that isn't something I need. I also already purchased a new TV for the conference room.

Finally, I need a suggestion for a laptop for work. Must also be great for gaming and have a SSD (so I can use it to game when I travel). Would like to spend around $1,500 or less but would spend more if necessary.

I'll send .25 ETH to the best idea ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184330)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,..,..,..,..,.,.


Cyanide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184336)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Not sure if the IRS will buy the argument for business purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184338)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Destroy all NPCs (All poasts are performance art)

Lifts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184337)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't meet my clients 99% of the time, so that won't help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184341)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Zezima

How do you do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37188742)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't give them the option to meet me. When they call to inquire I just tell them next step is to sign my electronic retainer. I'll meet them if they specifically ask, but pretty much none of them do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37189514)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Zezima

I’m not familiar with the use of a retainer in a PI contingency practice. How does that work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190940)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: leolenin

Password scrambler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184342)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Aren't those free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184347)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


Ergonomic desks and chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184351)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Already have these at home: https://www.upliftdesk.com/

Our chairs are already Ergonomic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184367)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)

office hammocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184353)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Seems like a cool idea. No idea where it would go though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184370)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

You can 1099 me for services rendered. $100K is a good amount. I accept Venmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184361)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

What's your venmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184364)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Destroy all NPCs (All poasts are performance art)

Give your wife's bull a raise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184372)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Wife just likes me and women. No other men in the picture =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184374)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: melena

Aren't you 5'7? Yeah pretty sure you're not the only "male" she likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186578)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

season tickets to a sports team, give a couple games in case you need to document, go to the rest of the games.

montblanc pen (https://www.montblanc.com/en-us/collection/writing-instruments/heritage/114724-montblanc-heritage-collection-rouge-et-noir-special-editi.html?gclid=CjwKCAiAt4rfBRBKEiwAC678KUKcb4vbZIVEYpnYwGUfMjcvuAAdsxM6S4J_CbBDZ6CXzgxLA1RarRoClWwQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)

go to your jeweler, nice bracelet for your wife, invoiced as corporate gift (not advice).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184379)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Already have season tickets to the Dodgers. Attorney Mike Alder has a box at Staples center so I can go to Kings/Lakers/Clippers games for free any time I want. I usually go 5-10 times per season to different games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184407)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

Wanna see Spurs Clippers next Thurs? My seats are decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184425)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I'd be down. Do I have your RL info? I can't keep track of all the monikers v. people I speak to IRL.

Nutella took me and my wife to a Clippers game last season. Her company has a great box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184464)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

no, what's your throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184491)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

calishitlawguru@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184511)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184524)



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Date: November 11th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

They are emailing me the box seats tomorrow for the game this Thursday. See you then my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37208816)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

i gave my pr seats to exec of partner company. will introduce you if he doesn't bounce early. he's taking his young son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37226453)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Asus is makin some great gaming laptops these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184382)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

sugar baby, payrolled as admin assistant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184385)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Sorry, brother. Love my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184401)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: empathy incarnate (Pederastrian)

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184419)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)

carving stations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184387)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Can you take a nice trip?

What about a charitable donation that's larger than what you usually give? Something that will really make a difference or be cool for kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184391)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

MSI GS65 Stealth Thin

one of the few gaming laptops that doesnt look like ass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184396)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Looks promising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184399)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

make sure you get the one with the gtx 1070

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184422)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

Yeah, this or the Razer Blade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184455)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 2:41 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Just spent a couple hours researching this. Just bought the one you suggested: https://www.amazon.com/MSI-Stealth-THIN-050-Gaming-Laptop/dp/B07BNZ6Z9M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37195674)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37197911)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

Give this man his ETH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37226612)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

give it to chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37226652)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

Firearms, power tools, and duct tape.

Home gym equipment.

A truck.

A boat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184411)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Lol. Those aren't really tax deductible brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184416)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: empathy incarnate (Pederastrian)

truck and boat are easily

JFC, ur pretty bitchmade for a (((selfmade))) guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184426)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

(Guy who doesn't understand that you can't write off a boat and guns if you are a law firm).

I own 13 guns, have been doing Brazilian Jui-jitsu for over a decade, and have a 350lb bench. I'm a huge bitch =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184459)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Just name your boat something hilariously tackily plaintiffs-lawyery and take some clients out on it to chill, bro.

Also, we're all wage slaves here: I assume there's an actual legal standard for what business expenses you can deduct; what is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184497)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Auditors can decide whatever they want. You can claim whatever the fuck you want on your taxes, but if you get audited you're fucked if you pull shit like this. My brother runs a 200 person tax resolution company that has 6,000 clients. He sees business get fucked for shit like this all day long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184509)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Doesn't "getting fucked" in this context just mean losing your deduction and paying a penalty? I always thought the general rule was over-deduct = penalty; hiding income = prison/manrape.

Although you're both a business owner and jewish so i'll defer to you on tax qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184551)



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Date: November 11th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Ya, but penalties can be crazy. The other problem is if they audit you and find some shady shit, then a lot of times they expand the scope of the audit. Then they find shit going back 5 years and you end up with penalties multiple times higher than the amount you saved by your shady deduction. My brother sees this happen all the time. Even more important, I make enough money that I still walk away with a ton after taxes and I would rather be able to sleep at night knowing that if I get audited I am ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37208823)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Great Emperor Trump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184536)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Judas Jones

(Captain Stabbin')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184526)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: marshall mathers (🚫🌶️🔥🚫 🅰️ 🇸 🇰 🅰️ ✌️ 🚫🌶️🔥🚫)

listen hoss, you jewish or aint ya?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190239)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)

mini halfpipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184436)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: JewJew Smith-Shyster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190974)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh (Voodoo Child is my son)

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184517)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I already have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184530)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: feral hypergamy

Max out Cadillac Health vision and dental plans for all employees

Go all out on office kitchen, real $2000 espresso machine

Install WiFi security system

Sink R&D money into hiring full or part time coder to automate your most common tasks and start licensing it out to other local lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184537)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

1. My wife is in-house and we have a bomb ass PPO policy already. My employees have their own health insurance through their spouses. I don't provide health insurance.

2. Office doesn't have a kitchen.

3. My entire office furniture and computers combined is worth like 5k. Security system seems overkill.

4. This is a good idea. I could probably automate some of my scheduling stuff and tasks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184554)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: melena

Shocking, a kike not providing his employees with basic benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186650)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)

Cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184541)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

lol but CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184549)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

How can I justify this on my tax return?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184557)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

business development expense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184562)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: ....;..;.:.;.;...;.;;:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184571)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184610)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)

Business development in Colombia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184611)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

Employee morale:

https://www.hammacher.com/product/personal-day-spa?cm_cat=ProductSEM&cm_pla=AdWordsPLA&source=PRODSEM&gclid=CjwKCAiAt4rfBRBKEiwAC678KUBuzr83HxOS4R_pKohdKoG8I1ylJRhZsUZTXFQXSD_T56yXQhobhhoClGAQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184577)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

chandler's jack-off pod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184593)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

how about an MRI machine or other medical device to test plaintiffs' injuries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184584)



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Date: November 11th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Why wouldn't I just send them to an MRI facility like 3 blocks away that my friend owns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37208830)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

camera equipment

a drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184661)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Mario Lmao

My new Mercedes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184664)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

what's the reasonableness here? if i (via the company) got a 2 year old ghost, can i write it all off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184690)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I am leasing a BMW 3 series right now for $389/month. When the lease is up I was thinking about going crazy for once in my life and getting a McClaren or a GT3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184782)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: ;.;.;.;;..;.;.;.;.

prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186717)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Mario Lmao

?? His car lease is basically free to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190351)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

lol let's get matching 458s. turned in my maserati and for first time since i was poormo, driving a commuter car.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37200012)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: napoleone

There is a company in Seattle that manufactures and maintains water vending machines. They cost about $8k each, but you can depreciate them completely in year one with a section 179 deduction. They make income every month for 25 years. One of my clients bought 40 of these machines when she sold a business and owed a bunch of taxes. She's been happy with the returns, which are pretty consistent, and she was able to shield her income from taxation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37184827)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: feral hypergamy

link ?I’m in a similar boat as your friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37187302)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: JewJew Smith-Shyster

http://1sourcevend.com/write-off-up-to-100-of-your-vending-machine-purchase-thanks-to-new-tax-law/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190996)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: ...,::..,::,..:,,:...::,,.,,:;..::,::.,,.::;:.,,:.


Custom CSLG slot machines for your lobby

Instead of paying out cash, they dispense multiple business cards and other promotional material



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37185943)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Zezima

Hire a videographer to flim "a day in the life"/"about CSLG firm" video and put it on your website

or you could spend it on your employees somehow. Something that they will like. Something that will show your appreciation for them, if they've earned it.

or you could buy a private plane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37185952)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I already spend a lot on my employees. I do firm events every month that cost anywhere from 500-1000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186567)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: melena

You don't pay them a living wage and don't offer health insurance. But you took them to medieval times once so that makes it okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186665)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: chandler

He pays his paralegal more than what I made as a 3rd year associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186671)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: melena

Yes we know you graduated from a TTT. Cslg is always so forthcoming about his expenses, why doesn't he say how much he pays them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186680)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: '""''''""''"


Goys are beast of burden and exist to get taken advantage of. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37186715)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: melena

Please respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37189996)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

What's there to respond to? I pay my staff anywhere from $16-25/hr plus 2 weeks paid vacation and several holidays, monthly firm events, casual dress (my staff can wear anything they want) and bonuses (I usually give everyone $250-$1,000 each when we have a good month of settlements). I don't need to buy health insurance for them because they all have it through their family members already, so no one has even asked. Seems like a solid job to me. Plus I'm a nice boss and the firm feels like a family environment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190099)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: '""''''""''"


Lol 180, those goy lemmings will work for anything if you give them an outting to some prole goy entertainment every few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37192136)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Grant William Robicheaux MD (🇲🇽)

How'd u recruit them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37226703)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: fumblerooski

all thru various message boards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37230736)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: chandler (all hallows eve)

Buy a projector for trial that you can input files into. They are small, smooth and incredibly convenient for any presentation.

Also trialdirector for ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37185983)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Zezima

Buy tens of thousands of social media followers. Hire a publicist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37188749)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: flip flop prole in first class (ggtp)

office retreat for CSLG/Kenny/Chandler firm somewhere dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37188760)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

We all just went to Vegas a couple months ago. Maybe we will all do a firm cruise or something though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190336)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: ActualLawyer (AllOutOfPaper)

Firm vehicle. Meeting with a prospective client in Hawaii. Office paperweight that just happens to be solid gold bullion and resides in your safe at home.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37188790)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


commercial real estate + cost segregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37188805)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

All hope that kenny will ever develop into a competent lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37189523)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Mario Lmao

I successfully opposed a motion to dismiss and a motion to compel in the same month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37190345)



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Date: November 8th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FW17FGI/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BLNTW3B/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37189614)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: petermen

Kenny and Chandler's salary - a few XO printouts is all the IRS man will need to see it as the act of pure charity it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37226489)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Grant William Robicheaux MD (🇲🇽)

Have u considered cleaning expenses?

https://www.amazon.com/Lysol-Disinfectant-Spray-Crisp-2X19oz/dp/B01DCG0GPC/ref=pd_aw_lpo_121_bs_img_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=SK7PYSAAS9F15K3973TD



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37226695)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Going to give the ETH out at 5pm today. Still need more ideas for things to write off. So for exeunt is the front runner. I purchased his laptop recommendation. Came in yesterday. Totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37229863)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: community_account

Don’t you save more money by saving the money you would spend on an item you can write off than you would by spending the money on the write off and deducting it from your taxable income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37229913)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: fumblerooski

I think he's just looking to buy personal items effectively at a discount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37229971)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

This. My effective tax rate last year was 47% and will probably be higher this year. So basically when I buy something through my business it saves me almost half.

For example, I have to make 5K to buy a 2.5K laptop. It's insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37230608)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Mario Lmao

Nice. Your laptop is almost as fast as my MacBook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4126904&forum_id=2#37229921)