B) There's a pod that lets you experience Harvard Business School as described by JJC. Best two years of your life, plans to party wherever you want, fucking like rabbits, etc. The catch is, you must do this for the full two years and you must do it in real time. They lock you into this pod, you "go to HBS", and you emerge from the pod two years later with long hair and fingernails, having aged 2 years and without any knowledge of what is happening IRL during that time. You do, however, retain all of the memories of the prestigious people you met, BU undergrads you fucked, and classes you chose to attend during your 2 years at "HBS".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37209874)

B sounds like an incredible waste of 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37211694)

B) Similar concept, except you are an "Emergency Suit" - that is, you are paid to fly to some city and wear a suit during the meeting. The company paying you to do this is going to pretend that you are a board member, an executive, a consultant, something like that. You don't need to talk, you just need to sit there in a suit. There is at least one opportunity per day, anywhere in the United States, and it pays $700 per each meeting you attend. All travel is reimbursed of course, as is dry cleaning and tailoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37209928)

basically, each morning you'll get a text message like "come to [random city] tomorrow at 3 PM for a meeting at [address] ask for Seth"

I mean it's more likely to be a big city, but some days it might be Akron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37216013)

B) It turns out vampires are real. They're just really good at disguising themselves from humans. Each year, vampires murder tens of thousands of humans and use hypnosis to fool other humans into thinking those victims died of "natural causes". You gain the power to see vampires. If you can go twenty years without telling another human being that vampires exist or that you can see them, you are awarded $75,000,000 tax free. If you blab before then, you get nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37209975)

B) You get to make up a new religion. You pick what it believes, what it prohibits, what moral code its adherents must live by. And then you can pick ONE country with a population under 15 million, and a majority of that country's population will convert to your new religion. From there, it must grow through conversion or conquest if it is to get any bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37210018)

I become the new God-King of Denmark!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37211725)

B) You get to take 2 months off work, during which time you will control CharlesXII. You can make him say whatever you want him to say, do whatever you want him to do. You cannot change basic shit like his appearance or the way his voice sounds, though. Your goal is get to him a SECOND DATE with a devout Catholic girl during these 2 months. If you succeed, you win a brand new Ferrari of your choice. If you fail, you are stuck as CharlesXII forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37210075)

Now, I'll do B. I think I can get to 2nd DATE in 2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37210088)

- Attend any Christian conferences I can in that time.

- Join an IRL activities group like https://www.eventsandadventures.com/ and attend as many functions as possible.

- Put up a profile on every online dating site/app (with a focus on Christian/Catholic ones), in which I clearly state who/what I'm looking for in a relationship.

- Hit the gym like Mike Tyson with a heavy bag.

- Ask worthwhile women out without any fear of rejection.

I really think it's as simple as changing the way he talks to women, and maybe changing where he's looking. The modifications I'd make when talking to women (from what I suspect is the approach he takes) are:

- Modulate myself some when talking to women, and do a lot more listening than talking.

- Always be authoritative when I talk, and be dismissive of shit tests without being too rude.

- Don't get bogged down in discussing my interests unless she's obviously really into it - instead get her talking about hers and ask her probing questions.

- Maintain a level of emotional detachment, and keep the mentality that I don't give a shit about these women until they start indicating interest (KEY to avoiding desperation).

- Be more than willing to confront other men if they do something I think merits it, but never let them make me appear small/whiny.

- Tease and flirt with women effectively.

If all else fails with two weeks left, I'd join any local singles group. Women there are always so desperate you can see it dripping off of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37215112)

24/7 looksmax no sleep nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37230278)

B) Same thing, except you are hanging out with :D and his poker buddies who are all big Richard Carrier fans. And you need to convince as many of them as you can of the existence of the historical Jesus. Same prize, $25,000 per poker buddy who acknowledges that the historical Jesus is more likely than not to have existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37210118)

https://www.richardcarrier.info/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37211127)

B) The names of ALL new Hollywood films are submitted to you for approval. You can change the names to whatever you like. However, if 90% of the people working on a movie disapprove of your changed title, you are overriden and the original title sticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37210148)

B) You are given a potion. At any point, if you drink the potion, you will become extremely charismatic, capable of convincing millions of people to follow you simply by speaking to them. This effect will last for exactly six years from the day you drink the potion. After six years, you return to your current level of charisma...but then you start to LOSE charisma rapidly after that. Within 8 years of drinking the potion, you will not only be totally uncharismatic, you will begin to look hideous and grotesque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37210234)

B) You are the Nomarch (regional governor) of an obscure part of Middle Egypt during one of the unstable Intermediate Periods of Ancient Egyptian history. During your lifetime, the Pharaoh is weak and hundreds of miles away and never really exercises much power over your region. For the 20,000 or so people you govern, you might as well be a living god and you have near-absolute power over them. However, when you die you are quickly forgotten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37211341)

B) The newest fad among the "Lean In" crowd (i.e., career-focused women) becomes studying the Sengoku or Waring States Period of Japanese history, drawing insight about business and work-life balance from the actions and writings of prominent medieval war lords of Japan. Pretty soon, America is filled with pants suit wearing women who are opining on the Battle of Sekigahara or the Honno-Ji Incident, often at a superficial level. Meanwhile, on the internet, incels get extremely angry at this because THEY were into Japanese history first. SJW magazines publish article after article accusing incels of trying to be GATEKEEPERS of Sengoku Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37213005)

B) After Roger Goodell dies suddenly without leaving an heir, the NFL decentralizes and becomes a lot more like college football. All teams play each division rival twice (still), but the rest of the schedule is determined by negotiations and agreements between the teams. Teams are also allowed to schedule games against college or CFL teams during the weeks when they are not playing a division rival. There is no postseason anymore, but there are a half dozen or so "Bowl Games" where select division champs play each other. The teams that play in the bowl games are determined by a mix of merit and bias: the bowls are biased towards historically good divisions like the NFC North even in years when those teams are bad. After the Bowl Games are over (and they each attract Superbowl-like attention) the AP votes on a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37213066)

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/10/12/16464534/mike-leach-64-team-playoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37216332)

B) President-for-Life Hillary Clinton. America is controlled with an iron fist by moderate Democrats who pursue neoliberal policies with a thin veneer of SJWism. The hardcore Bernie Bros and DSA's are mostly held at bay and suppressed (as are Trumpmos obviously) and policies such as token nominations of minorities to high office are used in place of substantive social change or redistribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37213102)

Egyptian paganism probably comes the closest to conventional modern morality of all the pre-Christian pagan beliefs, so it wouldn’t make things too weird. We’d probably fix immigration as an issue due to Egyptian paganism’s heavy nationalism, but on the downside we may fight lots of petty foreign wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37215903)

B) Two witches come up to you, a good witch and a bad witch. The good witch says "you shall be the best LSAT tutor of all time. Any kid you tutor for the LSAT will score a 174 or above". The bad witch then says "all of the kids you tutor for the LSAT will be cursed. None of them will get a good job at OCI".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37215552)

B) Everyone who makes the Final Four in megapoaster madness receives a $250 gift certificate to Red Lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37216145)

B) Taco Tuesday becomes a government welfare program. Every Tuesday, poor people line up at their local taco-serving restaurant, food truck, or push cart and get a free taco. The government then reimburses the taco provider for each taco they give out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37216427)

B) Science creates a new, very cheap, and very effective birth control pill for men. You take the pill, and you are incapable of impregnating a woman. If you stop taking it, you regain your fertility within a week. The only side effect is that while you are on the pill you get constant flashbacks of the first girl you ever liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37216524)

B) The government strictly regulates haircuts. For each kind of hair (curly, thin, thick, african, etc.) the government only allows 5 approved haircuts. Of these haircuits, 4 are very short and traditional, and the 5th is an officially sanctioned "rebellious" hairstyle. On the flip side, all haircuts are provided free of charge by the government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37216618)

B) Pick a country, any country. You now have full fluency in that country's major language*.

* for African countries that speak a colonizer's language like French or English, you have the option of becoming fluent in that country's largest NATIVE language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37226840)

Tossing up between Mandarin (Taiwan style, can I pick Taiwan as a country?) or Arabic (I pick Jordan, apparently that has a dialect close enough to standard Arabic with a pleasant enough accent), although Japanese or Hindi would be pretty cool too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37227988)

B) Scientists develop a pet owl that is as docile and friendly as a dog or cat. This pet owl is marketed to millennials who still love Harry Potter and have always dreamed of a pet owl. Millions of millennials go out and buy pet owls so that they can be like their hero Harry Potter, and now lots of people are walking down the street with owls. It also creates a boom in Harry Potter related paraphernalia, like wands and stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37228095)

B) A TV show about American biglawyers becomes a huge hit in Kyrgyzstan. Suddenly, the entire nation of Kyrgyzstan becomes obsessed with the high powered lives of America's top corporate attorneys. When American lawyers visit Kyrgyzstan, they become instant celebrities and people ask to have their photos taken with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4130299&forum_id=2#37228132)