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There is this annual roast down here for charity, it's a fun...
nudist national famous landscape painting
  11/15/18
Holy shit so Jewel is available as a very high end sugar bab...
Khaki Spectacular Tanning Salon Associate
  11/15/18
this is important
hairless multi-billionaire
  11/15/18
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Khaki Spectacular Tanning Salon Associate
  11/15/18
colt has rich friends with a private jet people. very import...
bright stain
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scarlet coiffed foreskin center
  11/15/18
MAGA
Bateful Philosopher-king Messiness
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talented sticky locus
  11/15/18
this colt guy must be really cool rich and popular, holy shi...
disturbing mauve lay
  11/15/18
You sound really jealous and ugly.
sexy disgusting institution goal in life
  11/15/18
so why won't jewel fuck him? the toad face?
Stimulating son of senegal
  11/15/18
Last night she said she gets to fuck tons of hot guys. Lol. ...
nudist national famous landscape painting
  11/15/18
yeah she's decent looking and sings for millions. who wouldn...
Stimulating son of senegal
  11/15/18
were her kids in the audience
hairless multi-billionaire
  11/15/18
No
nudist national famous landscape painting
  11/15/18
It seems like a disproportionate number of oil and gas billi...
disrespectful twinkling uncleanness
  11/15/18
99% of the finance bros in the audience had the same haircut...
nudist national famous landscape painting
  11/15/18
How exactly are you any different
scarlet coiffed foreskin center
  11/15/18
I have a snaggle tooth and poast on xo
nudist national famous landscape painting
  11/15/18
this
orchid new version
  11/15/18
what did the tattoo end up being
cracking mustard haunted graveyard
  11/15/18
The audience put up an amount of money to get a pink thong u...
nudist national famous landscape painting
  11/15/18
Did someone do a sick 50-50 grind down a handrail anywhere?
Magical crystalline abode
  11/15/18
Why would he have consented to such a thing?
Boyish Metal Becky
  11/15/18


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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: nudist national famous landscape painting

There is this annual roast down here for charity, it's a fun thing socially and they get Jeff Ross to host. Roast some older business guy, ran into anothe poaster there.

The roastee this year is this guy in the middle of a mid life crisis, just divorced, very successful investor. Has a toad face, bad haircut, sits on a thrown.

During the divorce he became desperate drunk kind of pathetic pals with two celebrities:

Lee Majors

Jewel

And last night, among his friends*, he gets roasted by;

Lee Majors, via video

Jewel, live

Jewel is on stage in a tight black outfit ripping this guy for flying her around the world on his jet and not fucking her. He just gives his jet to her and cries about chicks, texts her all day.

And revealing to the room (and him) that his picture is posted on some super secret hot/elite girl message board where they review sugar daddies as an ultra creep

It was savage. She rewrote who will your soul song and performed it with a back up band (??)

*one of his friends roasting him was a priest

A legit priest

Who got drunk on stage and just brought up shit he had confessed

"If anyone in here has a gig for me that would be great because I'm pretty sure I'm going to get defrocked tomorrow."

People are bringing up hookers he fucked. Roastee's parente are in the audience.

Then the roastee got a tattoo on his ass on stage.

Anyways, that was odd.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133684&forum_id=2#37237200)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Khaki Spectacular Tanning Salon Associate

Holy shit so Jewel is available as a very high end sugar baby? RSF you're in.

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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: hairless multi-billionaire

this is important

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Khaki Spectacular Tanning Salon Associate



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: bright stain

colt has rich friends with a private jet people. very important guy.

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: scarlet coiffed foreskin center



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Bateful Philosopher-king Messiness

MAGA

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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:29 AM
Author: talented sticky locus



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: disturbing mauve lay

this colt guy must be really cool rich and popular, holy shit!

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Date: November 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: sexy disgusting institution goal in life

You sound really jealous and ugly.

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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Stimulating son of senegal

so why won't jewel fuck him? the toad face?

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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: nudist national famous landscape painting

Last night she said she gets to fuck tons of hot guys. Lol. (??)

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Stimulating son of senegal

yeah she's decent looking and sings for millions. who wouldn't fuck her?

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: hairless multi-billionaire

were her kids in the audience

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: nudist national famous landscape painting

No

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: disrespectful twinkling uncleanness

It seems like a disproportionate number of oil and gas billionaires turn into complete train wrecks in their personal lives.

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: nudist national famous landscape painting

99% of the finance bros in the audience had the same haircut, glazed look, conformist lifestyle, same neighborhood, all in funds that just follow US rig count, zero creativity, and I want to destroy every one of them

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Date: November 15th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: scarlet coiffed foreskin center

How exactly are you any different

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Date: November 15th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: nudist national famous landscape painting

I have a snaggle tooth and poast on xo

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: orchid new version

this

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: cracking mustard haunted graveyard

what did the tattoo end up being

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: nudist national famous landscape painting

The audience put up an amount of money to get a pink thong up on his waistline that you could see above pants. He doubled the amount to get his kids initials on his ass

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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Magical crystalline abode

Did someone do a sick 50-50 grind down a handrail anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133684&forum_id=2#37237707)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Boyish Metal Becky

Why would he have consented to such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133684&forum_id=2#37237738)