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Nov 2018 FL shitlaw case gross intakes

$800 dui - diverted to ticket for reckless driving no points...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
Yeah, increased DUI charge by like 500%
Yellow State Community Account
  11/15/18
i told him it'd be more just to give me that for first appea...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
Better off becoming a sandwich artist
Yellow State Community Account
  11/15/18
i can't have a boss. i can't do rote things. and somewhere a...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
Set up 3-4 different LLPs so you can quarantine them from yo...
claret mischievous nursing home
  11/15/18
do i seem like i'm near the stage of renting office space? i...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
All fair points but I'm not necessarily talking about them o...
claret mischievous nursing home
  11/15/18
oh i don't met clients there other than those conducting sta...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
Good shit, how long have you been solo? Was your previous wo...
claret mischievous nursing home
  11/15/18
all new. i did large commercial re lit.
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
Stripper family law seems like a growth opportunity for you....
Provocative ruby university yarmulke
  11/15/18
is this a dig at my dating habits or real career advice? i'm...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
100% real career advice. You're at the strip club all the ti...
Provocative ruby university yarmulke
  11/15/18
i'm only there because of proximity to courthouse, great lun...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
For some reason I seem to recall you being a partner in Miam...
Soul-stirring Chestnut Abode Jewess
  11/15/18
the car is slightly off but yeah spent first 8 years after l...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
was the DUI prosecutor the blonde chick at gun club? dude...
Bateful transparent locus
  11/15/18
easy to get promises from them but hard to collect. it was w...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
hes a good dude
Bateful transparent locus
  11/15/18
yeah he genuinely likes me. also rocked some quick def verdi...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
ya some of my buddies hoop with him and i see him at the din...
Bateful transparent locus
  11/15/18
yeah if it's in gardens i'll go to arraignment otherwise not...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
My attorney and his GF were PDs in Miami. They're killing i...
dun hell mexican
  11/15/18
if they're looking for summer help they can buy my plane tic...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18
Pro hac vice summer hire?
dun hell mexican
  11/15/18
pro hac vice is per case. but i'll ghost write shit and if i...
Arousing hyperventilating quadroon
  11/15/18


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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

$800 dui - diverted to ticket for reckless driving no points on license

$20 and a $100 visa prepaid gift card for careless driving ticket - ticket dismissed

$750 for response to petition to relocate child; custody shit. ongoing.

3g and $100 for a coke possession charge, longtime felon; let him plea out to 2 days time served.

got some good PI demands in the works.

i've been borrowing some money from family and eating lunch at strip club buffets ($10 total for titties and tons of wings and spaghetti) and it's near the courthouse and the bar manager gave me the wifi password so i can do work in a quiet table so long as i buy a couple beers i'm left alone. 50% of my clients are strippers, drug dealers or bouncers.

tips on momentum going forward?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237365)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: Yellow State Community Account

Yeah, increased DUI charge by like 500%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237393)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

i told him it'd be more just to give me that for first appearance and the prosecutor was some cute chick who made that great offer. yeah in future i'll try for $1500 upfront.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237399)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:58 AM
Author: Yellow State Community Account

Better off becoming a sandwich artist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237411)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

i can't have a boss. i can't do rote things. and somewhere along the line i developed the notion with my pedigree i'm too good for blue collar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237416)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: claret mischievous nursing home

Set up 3-4 different LLPs so you can quarantine them from your regular business and once you get offices have 2-3 rented spaces to meet clients. It's important they don't know where to find you just in case one gets crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237390)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

do i seem like i'm near the stage of renting office space? i win, nobody is after me. and if they shoot me before i get to my gun mazel tov they win. setting up some bullshit offices won't prevent them knowing when i'm in court and following me outside and blasting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237404)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: claret mischievous nursing home

All fair points but I'm not necessarily talking about them offing you, just that you don't want your trashy clients running into your good ones. If you're going 100% gutter trash then by all means stay camped out at the titty bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237426)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

oh i don't met clients there other than those conducting stage or bathroom business in the cover of dark and outside range of outside police radio.

my dui case was a legit plumber guy so i met him at a dunkin donuts by his house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237469)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: claret mischievous nursing home

Good shit, how long have you been solo? Was your previous work in crimdef or is this new for you too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237484)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

all new. i did large commercial re lit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237516)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Provocative ruby university yarmulke

Stripper family law seems like a growth opportunity for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237514)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

is this a dig at my dating habits or real career advice? i'm considering both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237521)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Provocative ruby university yarmulke

100% real career advice. You're at the strip club all the time and strippers all have cash and some sort of fucked up family life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237531)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

i'm only there because of proximity to courthouse, great lunch buffet, free wifi and the talent respects me the lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237601)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Chestnut Abode Jewess

For some reason I seem to recall you being a partner in Miami biglaw and driving a Ferrari. Was I perhaps mistaken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237528)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

the car is slightly off but yeah spent first 8 years after ls working in the mia in an area of law no shitlawyer has delved into. re litigation, construction insurance liens, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237613)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Bateful transparent locus

was the DUI prosecutor the blonde chick at gun club?

dude u gotta get at least $1500 for a dui, if not 2500, for a diversion eligible case.

and then upsell how much work it takes to convince the pros to offer your client the diversion, how its a great deal that only you can get etc.

if its 2nd or more dui and requires prepping for trial, u need to take $5k minimum with $3k up front.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237547)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

easy to get promises from them but hard to collect. it was with the cool judge prosecutor was a tall blonde. waived arraignment was downtown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237590)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Bateful transparent locus

hes a good dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237630)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:44 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

yeah he genuinely likes me. also rocked some quick def verdicts in front of him. there's a defense lawyer a.f. used to be a prosecutor i beat him like his last case before he went private and moved across the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237642)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Bateful transparent locus

ya some of my buddies hoop with him and i see him at the diner in northwood all the time, have not been in front of him, mostly because i leave 100% of my misdemeanors at satellite courthouses where noone wants to do any work. too big of a risk of some hotshot prosbro downtown trying to prove themselves by being a dick with your case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237682)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

yeah if it's in gardens i'll go to arraignment otherwise not guilty plea and see what's up downtown. delray is too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237686)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: dun hell mexican

My attorney and his GF were PDs in Miami. They're killing it in AK shitlaw. By killing it, I man they gave a nice house and don't seem to be killing themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237558)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

if they're looking for summer help they can buy my plane ticket, find me a place to crash and a 6 pack a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237595)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: dun hell mexican

Pro hac vice summer hire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237608)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating quadroon

pro hac vice is per case. but i'll ghost write shit and if i sat second chair no judge would say shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133701&forum_id=2#37237618)