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RATE this pathetic text i sent a girl who is breaking up with me:

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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/16/18
BEEP BEEP BEEP
nighttime parlor digit ratio
  11/16/18
if that's what you think, then you're the autist
stimulating orange kitty cat
  11/17/18
sending such a text, showing such vulnerability in the age o...
Arousing address
  11/16/18
Absolutely devastating
fragrant space
  11/16/18
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walnut aphrodisiac market
  11/16/18
haha wow holy shit you're not doing the age of narcissism...
Mind-boggling heaven
  11/16/18
well what's done is done. just don't make the mistake of te...
vigorous magical windowlicker
  11/16/18
Good text, definitely worth taking a shot. You never know if...
motley topaz chad
  11/16/18
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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/16/18
Rookie mistake. Should have wrote: "I just wanted to...
Cyan associate
  11/16/18
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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/16/18
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spectacular orchestra pit
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Brindle provocative bawdyhouse faggotry
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fragrant space
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razzle pungent church building tank
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Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit
  11/16/18
haha
beady-eyed property liquid oxygen
  11/17/18
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Bat shit crazy sinister electric furnace genital piercing
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impressed by your ability to undo millions of years of evolu...
180 reading party
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Amethyst toaster
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cracking fantasy-prone stag film
  11/17/18
Sadly, cr
clear area
  11/17/18
Lol for thinking we still live in the 90s
Mahogany coldplay fan
  11/16/18
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Gaped at-the-ready main people
  11/17/18
you're done here
Jet-lagged Point
  11/16/18
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Buck-toothed Medicated Cuckold Rehab
  11/16/18
Dude. I don't care what these other queers are gonna tell yo...
hateful coffee pot home
  11/16/18
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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/16/18
Terrible advice
Odious meetinghouse friendly grandma
  11/16/18
(Dude who has never had sex with a hot girl.)
hateful coffee pot home
  11/16/18
(guy projecting)
razzle pungent church building tank
  11/16/18
Cr. This is awful advice
excitant adulterous hairy legs
  11/16/18
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razzle pungent church building tank
  11/16/18
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Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit
  11/16/18
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Maroon goyim
  11/16/18
follow up by saying "[girl name NOT girl you are tex...
Maroon goyim
  11/16/18
the passive aggressive game is where you went wrong now y...
Mischievous contagious potus
  11/16/18
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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/16/18
Yup. He should have said: “Hey, what’s up wit...
clear area
  11/17/18
This should have been a phone call. You'd learn all you nee...
excitant adulterous hairy legs
  11/16/18
not very 2018 but very tcr
Mischievous contagious potus
  11/16/18
shes been taking other dick for some time already
Canary flirting stage haunted graveyard
  11/16/18
What did you think he meant by "I think you're really s...
Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit
  11/16/18
Next time just do plz respond
Chartreuse dragon set
  11/16/18
seems fine edit: well it depends on the chick. if she han...
Floppy Chrome Dysfunction Ticket Booth
  11/16/18
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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/16/18
beta, but doesn't matter. she had already de facto dumped yo...
walnut aphrodisiac market
  11/16/18
yeah but this even forecloses a bump-into hookup several wee...
Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit
  11/16/18
"If so, that's OK, but I want you to know I think you'r...
avocado titillating school ladyboy
  11/16/18
You successfully signaled she is more desirable than you are...
Shaky den kitty
  11/16/18
Make that be the last text you send her until she reaches ou...
Citrine passionate wrinkle alpha
  11/17/18
bro, u r probably done here. but i think u didn't have anyth...
stimulating orange kitty cat
  11/17/18
*chads' lawns
Stirring place of business sanctuary
  11/17/18
UPDATE: OP here, my text actually worked. I've been banging ...
Free-loading state
  11/17/18
give her a push for me!
Floppy Chrome Dysfunction Ticket Booth
  11/17/18
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Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker
  11/17/18
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self-absorbed location
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cracking fantasy-prone stag film
  11/17/18
lol u just got pwned
Bateful Personal Credit Line
  11/17/18
Let it go
Canary flirting stage haunted graveyard
  11/17/18
your text wasn't that bad bro
wonderful hyperactive theater stage boltzmann
  11/17/18
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mauve hall crotch
  11/17/18
consider gay sex with men
Amethyst toaster
  11/17/18
you are probably done here but worth a shot don’t res...
Gaped at-the-ready main people
  11/17/18
She's trying to give you a way out that saves face. Don't...
Opaque university national security agency
  11/17/18
lol so sad.
clear area
  11/17/18
JFC I'm so glad I'm married.
Exhilarant tantric gunner office
  11/17/18


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Date: November 16th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248207)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: nighttime parlor digit ratio

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248438)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: stimulating orange kitty cat

if that's what you think, then you're the autist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249997)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Arousing address

sending such a text, showing such vulnerability in the age of tinder makes you a clownish laughingstock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248219)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: fragrant space

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248232)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: walnut aphrodisiac market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249141)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling heaven

haha wow holy shit

you're not doing the age of narcissism right bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248226)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: vigorous magical windowlicker

well what's done is done. just don't make the mistake of texting her again after that because it will be even worse. force yourself to wait like 2 weeks and maybe she'll text you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248227)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: motley topaz chad

Good text, definitely worth taking a shot. You never know if she's been going through some personal problems (maybe her mom is sick?) and will view your supportive words with loving fondness :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248235)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248347)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Cyan associate

Rookie mistake. Should have wrote:

"I just wanted to see if maybe we were miscommunicating. I don't know why it's been so hard to get together over the past few weeks. Do you want to stop seeing each other? If so, that's OK, but I want you to know I think you're really special and I want to keep it going with you haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248262)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248320)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248339)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Brindle provocative bawdyhouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248343)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: fragrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248351)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: razzle pungent church building tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249144)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249151)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed property liquid oxygen

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250010)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sinister electric furnace genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251330)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: 180 reading party

impressed by your ability to undo millions of years of evolution in one msg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248328)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Amethyst toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249176)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: cracking fantasy-prone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251228)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: clear area

Sadly, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251318)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Mahogany coldplay fan

Lol for thinking we still live in the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248331)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Gaped at-the-ready main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251255)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Point

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248340)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Medicated Cuckold Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248345)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: hateful coffee pot home

Dude. I don't care what these other queers are gonna tell you. As long as it's private, who gives a shot how pathetic you sound on a private text. Sexing hot girls is totally worth it man. Never. Give. Up. I'm telling u. Hot girls are insane and they need and expect a certain level of prostration.

Those same queers hatimg are spending $ and time to bang 5s and 6s. Just to feed their queer egos. They don't even know what it's like to be with an actual hot girl.

Have limits. If people at work, or friends or family know of the humiliating deeds u must do, well then don't do it. Otherwise: never. Give. Up. Not for a hot girls puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248366)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248395)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse friendly grandma

Terrible advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248429)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: hateful coffee pot home

(Dude who has never had sex with a hot girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248447)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: razzle pungent church building tank

(guy projecting)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249156)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: excitant adulterous hairy legs

Cr. This is awful advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248477)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: razzle pungent church building tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249153)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249157)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Maroon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249163)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: Maroon goyim

follow up by saying

"[girl name NOT girl you are texting] why won't you answer me? do I have to go back to slores like [name of girl you texted]?"

only way to save

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248405)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Mischievous contagious potus

the passive aggressive game is where you went wrong

now you’re in a web of pointless and meaningless texts

as soon as she annoyed you, you should have shown some balls and called her out on it in a way that modeled to her that you’re the kind of person who needs regular contact

(which seems common but ya know, 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248452)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248469)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: clear area

Yup. He should have said:

“Hey, what’s up with you? You’ve been MIA...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251333)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: excitant adulterous hairy legs

This should have been a phone call. You'd learn all you need by how she sounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248485)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Mischievous contagious potus

not very 2018 but very tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248496)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Canary flirting stage haunted graveyard

shes been taking other dick for some time already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248497)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit

What did you think he meant by "I think you're really special."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249162)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse dragon set

Next time just do plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249118)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Floppy Chrome Dysfunction Ticket Booth

seems fine

edit: well it depends on the chick. if she handles this poorly because you weren't sociopathic enough or something, and you aren't an actual sociopath, then it probably wasn't meant to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249155)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249208)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: walnut aphrodisiac market

beta, but doesn't matter. she had already de facto dumped you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249160)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Unhinged bull headed institution hissy fit

yeah but this even forecloses a bump-into hookup several weeks/months/years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249170)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: avocado titillating school ladyboy

"If so, that's OK, but I want you to know I think you're really special and I want to keep it going with you."

lmao any time a guy tells a chick "if so, that's ok", they're coming off desperate af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249168)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Shaky den kitty

You successfully signaled she is more desirable than you are.

They want to feel like they have to compete for you.

Learn from it & move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249216)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Citrine passionate wrinkle alpha

Make that be the last text you send her until she reaches out to you. She’ll probably ghost for some time, and if she comes back, forget this whole meltdown and move forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249990)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: stimulating orange kitty cat

bro, u r probably done here. but i think u didn't have anything to lose by sending this. whether you sent this or ignored her, it likely would not have made a difference as she probably just isn't into you (or perhaps she found what she thinks is a better option).

but sometimes you get lucky and people find it refreshing when someone is honest and vulnerable like you are. it's a nice unexpected contrast to what normally transpires on the hellscape that is our online dating world. don't listen to cynics with major baggage like DTP. who knows, you might even hear from her after she discovers the grass isn't greener on chad's lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250008)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Stirring place of business sanctuary

*chads' lawns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250124)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Free-loading state

UPDATE: OP here, my text actually worked. I've been banging this chick all night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250133)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Floppy Chrome Dysfunction Ticket Booth

give her a push for me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250153)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251215)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251218)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: cracking fantasy-prone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251245)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Bateful Personal Credit Line

lol u just got pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251231)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Canary flirting stage haunted graveyard

Let it go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251243)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: wonderful hyperactive theater stage boltzmann

your text wasn't that bad bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251262)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: mauve hall crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251775)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Amethyst toaster

consider gay sex with men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251270)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Gaped at-the-ready main people

you are probably done here but worth a shot

don’t respond at this point including after you get back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251271)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Opaque university national security agency

She's trying to give you a way out that saves face.

Don't you dare text this woman again. If for some reason she texts back when she returns come running to your internet friends we will help with a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251309)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: clear area

lol so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251346)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant tantric gunner office

JFC I'm so glad I'm married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251316)