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RATE this pathetic text i sent a girl who is breaking up with me:

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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/16/18
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Contagious magical locale chad
  11/16/18
if that's what you think, then you're the autist
Supple piazza lettuce
  11/17/18
sending such a text, showing such vulnerability in the age o...
filthy pit yarmulke
  11/16/18
Absolutely devastating
Razzmatazz principal's office
  11/16/18
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Adventurous idiotic parlor dragon
  11/16/18
haha wow holy shit you're not doing the age of narcissism...
Tan People Who Are Hurt Cruise Ship
  11/16/18
well what's done is done. just don't make the mistake of te...
Sticky talented roommate
  11/16/18
Good text, definitely worth taking a shot. You never know if...
lilac friendly grandma foreskin
  11/16/18
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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/16/18
Rookie mistake. Should have wrote: "I just wanted to...
know-it-all charismatic base keepsake machete
  11/16/18
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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/16/18
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cheese-eating heaven scourge upon the earth
  11/16/18
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irradiated purple background story
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Razzmatazz principal's office
  11/16/18
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marvelous step-uncle's house
  11/16/18
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Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman
  11/16/18
haha
Greedy Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/18
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Violet Violent Office Fat Ankles
  11/17/18
impressed by your ability to undo millions of years of evolu...
underhanded business firm corn cake
  11/16/18
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beady-eyed ladyboy
  11/16/18
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Beta halford sound barrier
  11/17/18
Sadly, cr
dun vivacious hissy fit
  11/17/18
Lol for thinking we still live in the 90s
comical orchestra pit reading party
  11/16/18
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galvanic house french chef
  11/17/18
you're done here
mind-boggling water buffalo location
  11/16/18
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Vibrant pontificating old irish cottage
  11/16/18
Dude. I don't care what these other queers are gonna tell yo...
Internet-worthy Useless Brakes
  11/16/18
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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/16/18
Terrible advice
overrated feces
  11/16/18
(Dude who has never had sex with a hot girl.)
Internet-worthy Useless Brakes
  11/16/18
(guy projecting)
marvelous step-uncle's house
  11/16/18
Cr. This is awful advice
Unhinged becky
  11/16/18
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marvelous step-uncle's house
  11/16/18
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Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman
  11/16/18
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spectacular quadroon
  11/16/18
follow up by saying "[girl name NOT girl you are tex...
spectacular quadroon
  11/16/18
the passive aggressive game is where you went wrong now y...
provocative boiling water site
  11/16/18
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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/16/18
Yup. He should have said: “Hey, what’s up wit...
dun vivacious hissy fit
  11/17/18
This should have been a phone call. You'd learn all you nee...
Unhinged becky
  11/16/18
not very 2018 but very tcr
provocative boiling water site
  11/16/18
shes been taking other dick for some time already
Boyish church building
  11/16/18
What did you think he meant by "I think you're really s...
Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman
  11/16/18
Next time just do plz respond
exhilarant rehab patrolman
  11/16/18
seems fine edit: well it depends on the chick. if she han...
lavender school codepig
  11/16/18
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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/16/18
beta, but doesn't matter. she had already de facto dumped yo...
Adventurous idiotic parlor dragon
  11/16/18
yeah but this even forecloses a bump-into hookup several wee...
Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman
  11/16/18
"If so, that's OK, but I want you to know I think you'r...
Diverse Boltzmann Sandwich
  11/16/18
You successfully signaled she is more desirable than you are...
Black territorial main people
  11/16/18
Make that be the last text you send her until she reaches ou...
godawful partner senate
  11/17/18
bro, u r probably done here. but i think u didn't have anyth...
Supple piazza lettuce
  11/17/18
*chads' lawns
racy cobalt volcanic crater faggotry
  11/17/18
UPDATE: OP here, my text actually worked. I've been banging ...
floppy brunch
  11/17/18
give her a push for me!
lavender school codepig
  11/17/18
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Pale bateful striped hyena
  11/17/18
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splenetic chestnut philosopher-king abode
  11/17/18
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Beta halford sound barrier
  11/17/18
lol u just got pwned
copper point
  11/17/18
Let it go
Boyish church building
  11/17/18
your text wasn't that bad bro
Appetizing Nubile Stag Film
  11/17/18
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Swashbuckling Son Of Senegal National Security Agency
  11/17/18
consider gay sex with men
beady-eyed ladyboy
  11/17/18
you are probably done here but worth a shot don’t res...
galvanic house french chef
  11/17/18
She's trying to give you a way out that saves face. Don't...
Thriller crackhouse
  11/17/18
lol so sad.
dun vivacious hissy fit
  11/17/18
JFC I'm so glad I'm married.
Mint Twinkling Uncleanness Organic Girlfriend
  11/17/18


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Date: November 16th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248207)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Contagious magical locale chad

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248438)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Supple piazza lettuce

if that's what you think, then you're the autist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249997)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: filthy pit yarmulke

sending such a text, showing such vulnerability in the age of tinder makes you a clownish laughingstock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248219)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248232)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Adventurous idiotic parlor dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249141)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Tan People Who Are Hurt Cruise Ship

haha wow holy shit

you're not doing the age of narcissism right bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248226)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Sticky talented roommate

well what's done is done. just don't make the mistake of texting her again after that because it will be even worse. force yourself to wait like 2 weeks and maybe she'll text you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248227)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma foreskin

Good text, definitely worth taking a shot. You never know if she's been going through some personal problems (maybe her mom is sick?) and will view your supportive words with loving fondness :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248235)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248347)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: know-it-all charismatic base keepsake machete

Rookie mistake. Should have wrote:

"I just wanted to see if maybe we were miscommunicating. I don't know why it's been so hard to get together over the past few weeks. Do you want to stop seeing each other? If so, that's OK, but I want you to know I think you're really special and I want to keep it going with you haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248262)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248320)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating heaven scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248339)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: irradiated purple background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248343)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248351)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249144)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249151)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Greedy Famous Landscape Painting

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250010)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Violet Violent Office Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251330)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: underhanded business firm corn cake

impressed by your ability to undo millions of years of evolution in one msg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248328)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249176)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Beta halford sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251228)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: dun vivacious hissy fit

Sadly, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251318)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: comical orchestra pit reading party

Lol for thinking we still live in the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248331)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: galvanic house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251255)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling water buffalo location

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248340)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Vibrant pontificating old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248345)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Useless Brakes

Dude. I don't care what these other queers are gonna tell you. As long as it's private, who gives a shot how pathetic you sound on a private text. Sexing hot girls is totally worth it man. Never. Give. Up. I'm telling u. Hot girls are insane and they need and expect a certain level of prostration.

Those same queers hatimg are spending $ and time to bang 5s and 6s. Just to feed their queer egos. They don't even know what it's like to be with an actual hot girl.

Have limits. If people at work, or friends or family know of the humiliating deeds u must do, well then don't do it. Otherwise: never. Give. Up. Not for a hot girls puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248366)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248395)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: overrated feces

Terrible advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248429)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Useless Brakes

(Dude who has never had sex with a hot girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248447)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

(guy projecting)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249156)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Unhinged becky

Cr. This is awful advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248477)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249153)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249157)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: spectacular quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249163)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: spectacular quadroon

follow up by saying

"[girl name NOT girl you are texting] why won't you answer me? do I have to go back to slores like [name of girl you texted]?"

only way to save

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248405)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: provocative boiling water site

the passive aggressive game is where you went wrong

now you’re in a web of pointless and meaningless texts

as soon as she annoyed you, you should have shown some balls and called her out on it in a way that modeled to her that you’re the kind of person who needs regular contact

(which seems common but ya know, 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248452)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248469)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: dun vivacious hissy fit

Yup. He should have said:

“Hey, what’s up with you? You’ve been MIA...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251333)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Unhinged becky

This should have been a phone call. You'd learn all you need by how she sounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248485)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: provocative boiling water site

not very 2018 but very tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248496)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Boyish church building

shes been taking other dick for some time already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37248497)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman

What did you think he meant by "I think you're really special."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249162)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: exhilarant rehab patrolman

Next time just do plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249118)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: lavender school codepig

seems fine

edit: well it depends on the chick. if she handles this poorly because you weren't sociopathic enough or something, and you aren't an actual sociopath, then it probably wasn't meant to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249155)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249208)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Adventurous idiotic parlor dragon

beta, but doesn't matter. she had already de facto dumped you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249160)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Transparent University Black Woman

yeah but this even forecloses a bump-into hookup several weeks/months/years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249170)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Diverse Boltzmann Sandwich

"If so, that's OK, but I want you to know I think you're really special and I want to keep it going with you."

lmao any time a guy tells a chick "if so, that's ok", they're coming off desperate af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249168)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Black territorial main people

You successfully signaled she is more desirable than you are.

They want to feel like they have to compete for you.

Learn from it & move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249216)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: godawful partner senate

Make that be the last text you send her until she reaches out to you. She’ll probably ghost for some time, and if she comes back, forget this whole meltdown and move forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37249990)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Supple piazza lettuce

bro, u r probably done here. but i think u didn't have anything to lose by sending this. whether you sent this or ignored her, it likely would not have made a difference as she probably just isn't into you (or perhaps she found what she thinks is a better option).

but sometimes you get lucky and people find it refreshing when someone is honest and vulnerable like you are. it's a nice unexpected contrast to what normally transpires on the hellscape that is our online dating world. don't listen to cynics with major baggage like DTP. who knows, you might even hear from her after she discovers the grass isn't greener on chad's lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250008)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: racy cobalt volcanic crater faggotry

*chads' lawns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250124)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: floppy brunch

UPDATE: OP here, my text actually worked. I've been banging this chick all night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250133)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: lavender school codepig

give her a push for me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37250153)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Pale bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251215)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: splenetic chestnut philosopher-king abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251218)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Beta halford sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251245)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: copper point

lol u just got pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251231)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Boyish church building

Let it go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251243)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Nubile Stag Film

your text wasn't that bad bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251262)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Son Of Senegal National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251775)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed ladyboy

consider gay sex with men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251270)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: galvanic house french chef

you are probably done here but worth a shot

don’t respond at this point including after you get back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251271)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Thriller crackhouse

She's trying to give you a way out that saves face.

Don't you dare text this woman again. If for some reason she texts back when she returns come running to your internet friends we will help with a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251309)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: dun vivacious hissy fit

lol so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251346)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Mint Twinkling Uncleanness Organic Girlfriend

JFC I'm so glad I'm married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134993&forum_id=2#37251316)