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Mom Doing Salmon & Dairy Thanksgiving For Ortho Slut. PDDJ & I Doing It Solo.

background: #1 -- Are We Obligated To Invite Brother's Wi...
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/21/18
Nothing more traditional than a kosher turkey with dairy-fre...
Tan Know-it-all People Who Are Hurt Meetinghouse
  11/21/18
kosher turkeys are 180. they're brined, and the salt makes i...
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/21/18
A real man brines his own turkey
Light stead
  11/21/18
(prole goy mr fix it)
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/21/18
(Billy Zane, Titanic)
Clear Sandwich Milk
  11/21/18
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lemon diverse area electric furnace
  11/22/18
lol soyboy
ungodly brass parlor personal credit line
  11/21/18
LMAO fucking pwn3d
Light stead
  11/21/18
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fuchsia menage new version
  11/22/18
I agree with this, actually. Thanksgiving is the one holiday...
Sooty mediation
  11/21/18
cr. fuck gluten-free vegan shitlib kikes for trying to ruin ...
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/21/18
I stand with you brother
Sooty mediation
  11/21/18
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  11/21/18
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unholy stubborn church
  11/22/18
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Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/22/18
Your mom fucked up. Turkey etc. is essential for Thanksgivin...
stimulating tanning salon
  11/22/18
yep, she fucked up. but she's not going to kasher her kitche...
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/22/18
You guys should just go out to eat. We get a thanksgiving re...
stimulating tanning salon
  11/22/18
eh, my mom isn't going to pay for a prix fixe for 8 people. ...
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/22/18
and, duh... ultraortho slut won't eat at a non-kosher restau...
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/22/18
your dad sounds like a yuge cuck makes sense now
lemon diverse area electric furnace
  11/22/18
how could he not be? who else could deal w my mom
Pontificating factory reset button point
  11/22/18


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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

background:

#1 -- Are We Obligated To Invite Brother's Wife's Sister & BF To Thanksgiving? -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4101296&mc=15&forum_id=2

#2 -- Mom Refusing To Hold Thanksgiving For Ultraortho Slut's Bitch Sister & Dork BF

-- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4112680&mc=85&forum_id=2

so what ultimately happened is my mom caved to ultraortho slut and her bitch sister and decided that she'd make a "salmon and dairy thanksgiving." AND NO FUCKING TURKEY.

that way, my mom doesn't have to deal with kashering her kitchen to cook a turkey, so that ultraortho slut can eat there and my brother would be allowed to eat. salmon can be double-wrapped and cooked in a non-kosher oven.

and my mom is going to buy a bunch of kosher packaged food and cheeses i guess, which sounds terrible, and/or make a some cold salads which can be prepared in a non-kosher kitchen.

so, pddj and i said fuck it, this is thanksgiving, we want fucking turkey, this is bullshit. my mom sent an email last week to pddj and i with the "menu" and ordering us to make a salad and bring it and assigning us a time to come. included on the menu is a gluten free pumpkin pie that the dork -- the bitch sister's bf -- is making. yuck.

pddj and i discussed, and we both decided that we'd just do our own fucking thanksgiving and make fucking turkey, and not eat salmon and cheese and gluten free pumpkin pie. also, we're pissed that my mom caved to this stupid ultraortho slut.

i texted my mom last monday what we want a traditional thanksgiving and we're going to be doing it at our home. she obviously bitched to my dad, and then my dad texted me that a traditional thanksgiving is being with your family. i haven't heard from my parents since, in over a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276569)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Tan Know-it-all People Who Are Hurt Meetinghouse

Nothing more traditional than a kosher turkey with dairy-free mashed potatoes, fresh baked rolls slathered in EVOO, followed by pumpkin pie with non-dairy whipped soy topping!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276875)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

kosher turkeys are 180. they're brined, and the salt makes it juicy and moist. ljl at goyim and their frozen butterball turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276930)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Light stead

A real man brines his own turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276967)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

(prole goy mr fix it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37277072)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Clear Sandwich Milk

(Billy Zane, Titanic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37277075)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: lemon diverse area electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281854)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: ungodly brass parlor personal credit line

lol soyboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276883)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Light stead

LMAO fucking pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276960)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: fuchsia menage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281702)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Sooty mediation

I agree with this, actually. Thanksgiving is the one holiday where the menu is traditional and front and center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37276976)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

cr. fuck gluten-free vegan shitlib kikes for trying to ruin what little is left of america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37277069)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Sooty mediation

I stand with you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37277071)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37277717)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: unholy stubborn church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281867)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281664)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: stimulating tanning salon

Your mom fucked up. Turkey etc. is essential for Thanksgiving. Maybe she'll learn and do it right next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281749)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

yep, she fucked up. but she's not going to kasher her kitchen next year either. and pddj and i aren't going to host the bitch SIL and her dork bf. so we'll have the same stalemate as last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281817)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: stimulating tanning salon

You guys should just go out to eat. We get a thanksgiving reservation at a fancy steakhouse in OC. They have a 180 pre fixe with turkey, stuffing, corn, cranberry sauce and all the other fixings. This is our 4th year in a row doing this. Can't imagine cooking or dealing with that shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

eh, my mom isn't going to pay for a prix fixe for 8 people. no fucking way.

pddj and i are cooking TG for ourselves. it's fucking easy. we do big shabbats regularly, so TG is no big deal.

pddj would have no problem cooking TG for 8 people. we just dont wanna host ultraortho slut's sister and her dork bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281859)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

and, duh... ultraortho slut won't eat at a non-kosher restaurant and wont let my brother eat at one either. and pddj doesn't eat non-kosher meat out, either. so that's out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281870)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: lemon diverse area electric furnace

your dad sounds like a yuge cuck

makes sense now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281857)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Pontificating factory reset button point

how could he not be? who else could deal w my mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4138974&forum_id=2#37281862)