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Kingdom of Heaven Directors Cut

Its an entirely different movie, but Bloom is still an obnox...
Sir Incelot
  12/03/18
has he been anything but since LOTR?
longwangpoontang
  12/04/18
Imagine how MAF libs would be today about the (admittedly pr...
CharlesXII
  12/03/18
Showing them the marvels of MAJESTIC AS FUCK irrigation cana...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/03/18
bloom ruined the movie. even the much more epic and superior...
aspie weirdo
  12/03/18
cut subplot with the maybe-an-angel-guy was cool and kooky a...
.,.,,.....,,,.,,,..,,,....;..;.....,,,;.;..,,;.,;
  12/03/18
Holiness is in right action
weather
  12/05/18
More discussion of the politics of the time, how precarious ...
Sir Incelot
  12/03/18
is this movie worth watching?
gibberish
  12/03/18
Director's cut is pretty damn good
LaMarcus
  12/03/18
Yes it's 180 despite having some intrusive lib bullshit.
CharlesXII
  12/03/18
my lib tolerance is very minimal for media. as bad as a circ...
gibberish
  12/03/18
oh it tries to be very understanding towards the muslim inva...
aspie weirdo
  12/03/18
I'm not sure I even need to watch the movie anymore.
gibberish
  12/03/18
there is merit to it. overall though, i think its a failed e...
aspie weirdo
  12/03/18
torrenting now
gibberish
  12/03/18
This is one of the most significant limitstions of cinema as...
Sir Incelot
  12/04/18
muslims back in that era actually were pretty respectable, t...
GARFIELD
  12/04/18
Your first paragraph would make a 180 movie. You couls so...
Sir Incelot
  12/04/18
surprised it isn't one already---it's been covered in writte...
GARFIELD
  12/04/18
Any good historical fiction from this period you could recom...
Sir Incelot
  12/04/18
i don't really read a ton of fiction nowadays, these are jus...
GARFIELD
  12/04/18
...
LaMarcus
  12/03/18
It had been so long since i saw the original, which i hated,...
Woah Cr friend!
  12/03/18
ty
gibberish
  12/03/18
It's a movie that gets better on repeated viewings. There ar...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/03/18
The scene outside Kerak ahere the two arnies show up is 1800...
Sir Incelot
  12/04/18
180 flick
weather
  12/04/18
Watched director's cut on xo's advice last month. Thread is ...
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  12/04/18
havent seen it in years, but remember it being cr
Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard
  12/04/18
eva green is definitely in my top three
dha tux
  12/04/18
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Sir Incelot
  12/04/18
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Refunkulus
  12/04/18
Ridley Scott wanted Russell Crowe for Kingdom of Heaven. It ...
Thunder Collins
  12/04/18
Goddamn RC would have been 1800000000
Sir Incelot
  12/04/18
fuk!!!!!!!!
aspie weirdo
  12/04/18
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Refunkulus
  12/04/18
Saw the regular cut in theaters and thought it was boring AF...
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
  12/04/18
Liked original but it's been years and agree bloom is lame. ...
and when i started to squeeze the bar brother
  12/04/18
"I say he's innocent of the charges. If you say he's gu...
weather
  12/05/18
*takes arrow to throat*
Sir Incelot
  12/05/18
Yeah that's one of the many 180 scenes I was thinking of. Bu...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
yeah it's funny with all the discussion revolving around hol...
weather
  12/05/18
...
and when i started to squeeze the bar brother
  12/30/18
GOD WILLS IT!!!!!
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/30/18
BLASPHEMY!
Sir Incelot
  12/31/18
I have no idea who the players/factions are in this story. W...
honiara
  12/30/18
putting this shit on now...
gibberish
  12/31/18
See you in 4hrs
Sir Incelot
  12/31/18
oh shit 3:09 pulled the plug
gibberish
  12/31/18
BLASPHEMY!
Sir Incelot
  12/31/18
no way I can finish that (last poast time stamp @ 1:37 P...
gibberish
  12/31/18
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Its an entirely different movie, but Bloom is still an obnoxious twink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344065)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 6:32 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

has he been anything but since LOTR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37347363)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

Imagine how MAF libs would be today about the (admittedly pretty silly) conceit of a French peasant teaching all the locals how to live in the desert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344073)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Showing them the marvels of MAJESTIC AS FUCK irrigation canals as the feral youth float toy boats down them, enraptured by the wonders of RUNNING WATER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344331)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: aspie weirdo (prince)

bloom ruined the movie. even the much more epic and superior directors cut couldnt save that lame from ruining the movie. it was a tough job though. if he had carried that movie to greatness, he would have been a great actor. sadly, he is not a great lead actor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344081)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: .,.,,.....,,,.,,,..,,,....;..;.....,,,;.;..,,;.,;


cut subplot with the maybe-an-angel-guy was cool and kooky and shouldn't have been cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344088)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: weather

Holiness is in right action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37352435)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

More discussion of the politics of the time, how precarious the Crusader state was in the greater middle east, and more titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344103)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: gibberish

is this movie worth watching?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: LaMarcus (LaMarcus)

Director's cut is pretty damn good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344110)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

Yes it's 180 despite having some intrusive lib bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344112)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: gibberish

my lib tolerance is very minimal for media. as bad as a circa 1990's movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344117)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: aspie weirdo (prince)

oh it tries to be very understanding towards the muslim invaders. kinda lib that way, i guess. it gives a lot of credence to muslims and portrays some of the crusaders as bloodthirsty evil-doers. the muslims are all portrayed as religious, god-fearing, good men. but of course the real hero is a white guy, so muslims never win in OUR movies. come on now. made by a british guy. underneath it all, its all about how whites are cool, and muslims are gay as fuck, even though they tried to give muslims their point of view in the movie, and even i remember muslims celebrating this movie saying hollywood finally portrayed them well. but honestly, its a movie about a white guy going in there, fucking shit up, being the hero, showing muslims whats up, and then going back home. although it does end on a note about the futility of the crusades. but they werent futile! they saved europe from the demon of islam!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344145)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: gibberish

I'm not sure I even need to watch the movie anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344158)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: aspie weirdo (prince)

there is merit to it. overall though, i think its a failed experiment. gladiator is perfection. kingom of heaven has issues, imo. im not a fan of it, but it could have been great historical epic, if not for the loser orlando bloom, and for portraying muslims as good and honorable men. those two things really bring the movie down for me, even though it looks gorgeous and has cool battle scenes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344167)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: gibberish

torrenting now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344211)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

This is one of the most significant limitstions of cinema as a storytelling device.

Due to the limited length and tools available, ifs incredibly difficult to portray characters and groups of people as more than one dimensional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346712)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: GARFIELD (🔙🌌)

muslims back in that era actually were pretty respectable, the rivalry between saladin and richard the lionheart was a rivalry between true gentlemen

muslims started their slide into total MAF shitbirds after the mongols sacked Baghdad, this (understandably---the devastation there was unthinkable, wiped centuries of cultural legacy off the map) is ultimately one of the, if not *the*, primary reasons why the modern muslim is a yosemite sam fuming MAF barbarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346717)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:30 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

Your first paragraph would make a 180 movie.

You couls so it in two parts from the perspectivr of eother side - like Flsgs of our Fathers and Letters From Iwo Jima

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346726)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: GARFIELD (🔙🌌)

surprised it isn't one already---it's been covered in written fiction many times. there are stories of saladin showing richard kindness many times, despite the two being pitted against each other on the battlefield

two that come to mind: saladin hears that richard has come down with a fever, so he sends him a basket of "healthy" exotic fruit

and during a battle, richard's prized horse is killed. saladin hears of this and sends over one of his prized arabian steeds for richard to use from then on

it was a nasty, brutish era for warfare but the conduct between nobles of the period really does seem sterling in retrospect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346740)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

Any good historical fiction from this period you could recommend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346753)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: GARFIELD (🔙🌌)

i don't really read a ton of fiction nowadays, these are just stories i remember from childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346763)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: LaMarcus (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344139)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend! (🦖)

It had been so long since i saw the original, which i hated, that i didnt really know what was different. Not a great film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344121)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: gibberish

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344138)



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

It's a movie that gets better on repeated viewings. There are a lot of really good scenes, even if Bloom isn't quite up to the task. Godfrey and Reynald de Chattilion are particularly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37344318)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

The scene outside Kerak ahere the two arnies show up is 1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346713)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: weather

180 flick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37346690)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

Watched director's cut on xo's advice last month. Thread is accurate in all respects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37347003)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 5:40 AM
Author: Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard

havent seen it in years, but remember it being cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37347320)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 6:54 AM
Author: dha tux

eva green is definitely in my top three

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37347386)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Sir Incelot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37349056)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Refunkulus (never count out a MUSCLE NUT)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37350828)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Thunder Collins

Ridley Scott wanted Russell Crowe for Kingdom of Heaven. It would have been so much better with him in that role. Still a 180 movie.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/3562948/Russell-Crowe-Why-I-had-to-fatten-up-and-calm-down.html

Scott wanted Crowe to play the lead in Kingdom of Heaven, which eventually went to Orlando Bloom. "Kingdom of Heaven is a good example," Crowe says. "Two and a half years of working on that script with Rid, and then he got impatient and wanted to do it while I was in the middle of Cinderella Man. And it was like, 'Excuse me, old fella, can't you just wait?' 'No, I'm not waiting, just leave that movie.' 'Well, I can't leave the movie, Rid.' But that happens, it's just the nature of the business."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37348273)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Goddamn RC would have been 1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37349059)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: aspie weirdo (prince)

fuk!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37350768)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Refunkulus (never count out a MUSCLE NUT)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37350835)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Saw the regular cut in theaters and thought it was boring AF. I dont remember any of it today and willing to watch the DC. Is it available on Netflix or Prime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37348315)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU)

Liked original but it's been years and agree bloom is lame. Will find this version and watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37348414)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: weather

"I say he's innocent of the charges. If you say he's guilty, then we'll fight and let God decide the truth of it."

"My German friend is a close student of the law."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37352441)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

*takes arrow to throat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37352466)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Yeah that's one of the many 180 scenes I was thinking of. But it's even more 180 because right before that quote, Bloom admits he's guilty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37352470)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: weather

yeah it's funny with all the discussion revolving around holiness and true piety, even the upstanding characters are remorseless and unshaken about killing violently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37354143)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37499512)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

GOD WILLS IT!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37499572)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

BLASPHEMY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37500423)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: honiara

I have no idea who the players/factions are in this story. Who are the residents of Jerusalem? Are they European expats? Arabs? Jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37499734)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: gibberish

putting this shit on now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37500406)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

See you in 4hrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37500421)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: gibberish

oh shit 3:09

pulled the plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37500432)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

BLASPHEMY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37500436)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: gibberish

no way I can finish that

(last poast time stamp @ 1:37 PST)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37500446)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:15 AM
Author: ...,,,.,..,.,,..,,,.,,,..,,,,...,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4148126&forum_id=2#37761685)