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In honor of George H.W. Bush, I am giving hypos (Krampus)

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Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
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andre pond cummings
  12/05/18
A. Effective immediately, you take over Beto O'Rourke. You i...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
easily B because of the guaranteed $1 mil
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
B. i would fail no matter who i was, and under this scenari...
andre pond cummings
  12/05/18
You could probably fuck a lot of hot chicks as "Beto&qu...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  12/05/18
Easily B. $1 million guaranteed has a higher expected value...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
who do you think is going to smash more groupies on the camp...
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  12/05/18
"Depends on what you mean by smashing groupies" sa...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
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'"''"'"'
  12/05/18
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Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  12/05/18
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Sotomayor McCheese
  12/05/18
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Such anathema to us!
  12/05/18
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fecal pandora
  12/05/18
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Real Estate
  12/05/18
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I like beer
  12/06/18
Easily B, and I secretly dedicate myself to helping TRUMP ge...
CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/05/18
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frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
  12/05/18
how exactly would you do that as John Kasich
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
Kidnap and eat the rest of the field
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
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thin, fatfucks
  12/05/18
fair
ESPRIT.wav
  12/05/18
Well, for starters, by being an embarrassingly ineffective N...
CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/05/18
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Such anathema to us!
  12/05/18
B if only for the female captives
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  12/05/18
B, unless I can funnel money from Beto's account into my ow...
Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard
  12/06/18
you gotta make the O'Rourke hypo like 100 million for this t...
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  12/06/18
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frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
  12/05/18
A. You and a person from your city of similar socioeconomic ...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B and hope I get lucky with my opponent. The mean xo poaste...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
A. and just go completely all-in on it. The person I get mat...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0768VLWSJ/ref=sspa_mw_detail...
Barack Carcetti
  12/05/18
yes
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
Feel like there’s a real risk of descending madness le...
Barack Carcetti
  12/05/18
I would be entering contracts to have whatever the smallest,...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
Maxing out potential debt is where you get in trouble
Barack Carcetti
  12/05/18
For a greater than 50/50 shot at $10 mil tax free I roll th...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
A. I have a culturally Chinese family. I cannot be defea...
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
  12/05/18
A. i wouldn't even really compete and would just take the fr...
andre pond cummings
  12/05/18
A I would 1) spend my last 6 months figuring out how to s...
,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  12/05/18
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literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
A. During a period of 10 consecutive days in 2019 (you pick ...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B, and one guess which descriptive noun I substitute into so...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
Probably B but no unconstitutionality is a real bummer
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
A. That'd be fun as fuck trying to be creative
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
  12/05/18
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Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
A. You must fake your own death and not get found out for 2 ...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
A, I don't have life insurance and I will hie to some South ...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
Would take A for the higher upside, but B would be easy. Inv...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
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a den of proles
  12/05/18
A. You get to pick a picture of a chick on the internet. Any...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
A by far so I get two weeks to test the waters and really h...
a den of proles
  12/05/18
A, and I go with Alexis Ren and guess 8.5
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
Easily A. B is shit, this wouldn't be close even if we did g...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
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Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  12/05/18
A. You must lead a Civil War era infantry corps (approximate...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
definitely A, largely because of the tutoring time with Char...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
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frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
  12/05/18
A seems like the easier task but B gives you $300k guarantee...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
guaranteed? I'm a little unclear on if you have to successf...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
The budget + the yearly stipends. Anything you got for prote...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
A is a dream come true
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  12/05/18
What happens if you lose the battle in A but survive? Do you...
U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad
  12/05/18
the latter
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
I'd go for A then. The odds of dying are minimal, and no one...
U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad
  12/05/18
Any further details on A? Am I commanding Confederate troops...
CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/05/18
Union troops, the year is 1862, you can arm them with any au...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
We're arming the entire corps with these: https://en.wiki...
CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/05/18
180, knew I could count on you
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
exhibit A for why I choose hypo A and soak up 20 hours worth...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
Definitely B
a den of proles
  12/05/18
(guy about to be swimming with dem sharks)
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  12/05/18
you could abandon the fleet and just keep the $300K
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Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  12/05/18
A. You must spend a year running a small reindeer farm, with...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
Does the small law firm start with existing business or are ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
you are generating cases from scratch
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
A. Would be far more fun and a better experience.
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  12/05/18
What happens if the youths "disappear" during thei...
'"''"'"'
  12/06/18
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Shia LaBOOF
  12/05/18
A. You are given $100,000 and you must invest it in crypto. ...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B.
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
  12/05/18
B and I'm not even too big on index funds. Do ETF's count...
Shia LaBOOF
  12/05/18
sure
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B, not even a question
Shia LaBOOF
  12/05/18
Your working assumption to take B is that Bitcoin will be un...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  12/05/18
there's a huge amount of fear associated with "crypto&q...
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  12/05/18
No Bitcoin may have yet another surge in price because peopl...
Shia LaBOOF
  12/06/18
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CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/05/18
A. Both you and a recent graduate of the Harvard School of E...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
A. I frankly don't think it'd be hard to do better than the ...
CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/05/18
B. I taught LSAT prep for years and $100K for a few months ...
Sotomayor McCheese
  12/05/18
horseshit
'"''"'"'
  12/06/18
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biryani
  12/05/18
A. You can rob one 7-11 anywhere in the United States. You a...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B. Even a shitbox is likely to be worth more than the conten...
biryani
  12/05/18
(guy who missed out on having a working lottery ticket print...
U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad
  12/05/18
lol pwned
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U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad
  12/05/18
A. You can shut down ONE (1) bar or tavern anywhere in the U...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B and it's not even close. I don't have a vendetta with any ...
U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad
  12/05/18
A. I've already shut down one bar, which was fun. Obviousl...
fscknut
  12/05/18
Interesting take. Does that mean if a big national chain use...
U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad
  12/05/18
only location
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
Wording was that "no BUSINESS taking over that bar's sp...
fscknut
  12/05/18
correct
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
hit me
Det. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, PA Police Dept.
  12/05/18
A. One punch from Mike Tyson, today. (We all know one punch ...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
A, even though it hurts a helluva lot more, because I am a g...
Det. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, PA Police Dept.
  12/05/18
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guys
  12/05/18
A. A dinosaur that is even larger and more ferocious than T-...
Krampusnacht
  12/05/18
B
Sotomayor McCheese
  12/05/18
B no brainer even if we forget about the whale.
,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
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B. guaranteed health until 75 is the most valuable prize it...
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  12/06/18
Does "full and healthy" mean I won't want to kills...
~~(>' ' )>
  12/06/18
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CHARLES DIGITAL
  12/06/18
...
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  12/05/18
A. Car insurance companies take advantage of the shitty job ...
Krampusnacht
  12/06/18
...
fscknut
  12/05/18
...
Sotomayor McCheese
  12/05/18
...
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  12/05/18
fuck bush
JFC
  12/05/18
...
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  12/06/18
180!
mediocre poaster
  12/06/18


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Date: December 5th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Krampusnacht



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355562)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: andre pond cummings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355565)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. Effective immediately, you take over Beto O'Rourke. You inhabit his body, control his speech and actions. You must try to get him elected POTUS in 2020. Whether you succeed or not, on January 19, 2021 you go back to your old body. If you succeed in becoming POTUS as Beto, you get $5 million tax free. If you fail, you get nothing, and your friends, family, and coworkers will wonder why the fuck you disappeared for 2 years only to mysteriously reappear again.

B. Same, but it's John Kasich, and you get $10 million if you succeed and $1 million if you fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355593)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

easily B because of the guaranteed $1 mil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355598)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: andre pond cummings

B. i would fail no matter who i was, and under this scenario i get a million bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355599)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

You could probably fuck a lot of hot chicks as "Beto" though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356673)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Easily B. $1 million guaranteed has a higher expected value than $5 million to elect Beto as president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355608)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman

who do you think is going to smash more groupies on the campaign trail for TWO YEARS though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355612)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

"Depends on what you mean by smashing groupies" said Kasich with a chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355623)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: '"''"'"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355631)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355632)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356866)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356891)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: fecal pandora



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37357285)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Real Estate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37357805)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: I like beer (ratfacedman@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37360552)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

Easily B, and I secretly dedicate myself to helping TRUMP get reelected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355618)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355624)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

how exactly would you do that as John Kasich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355707)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Kidnap and eat the rest of the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355721)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: thin, fatfucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356179)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: ESPRIT.wav (📫)

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356683)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

Well, for starters, by being an embarrassingly ineffective NeverTrump figure. Highest-level outcome would be getting attached to a D ticket as VP and then doing IRL N-threading 5 days before the election.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355783)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356893)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

B if only for the female captives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355726)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard

B, unless I can funnel money from Beto's account into my own account.. considering I still exist in this hypo, I would rob Beto and the campaign blind and put money into off shore accounts that I would then access once I'm done inhabiting Beto's body. I'm petty, so I'd get some hideous tattoos too.

But, if you rule that out, B is the easy choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359615)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: ...,...,.,..,..,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,......,,.


you gotta make the O'Rourke hypo like 100 million for this to make sense, given the guaranteed million as Kasich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37362996)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355571)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You and a person from your city of similar socioeconomic status to yourself must engage in a 2 year long competition to see who can buy and keep the most shoes. The winner is the person who, at the end of 2 years, has the most new shoes in their physical possession (if you bought a shoe and it was lost or stolen, it doesn't count). Initially, you and your competitor do not know each other's identity, but there is no rule against trying to find out who your competitor is. The winner gets $10 million cash tax free, the loser gets only a free 7-day trip to the Bahamas.

B. You and a randomly chosen other AutoAdmit megapoaster must compete in a stand up comedy contest. You each get to do standup for 20 minutes. The audience is 25 people, chosen at random from the 500 most frequent commenters on YouTube. Winner gets $75,000 cash and $25,000 in gift certificates that can only be exchanged for graduate certificate tuition at the University of Southern California. Loser gets 10 flogs with a whip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355633)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

B and hope I get lucky with my opponent. The mean xo poaster is not that funny or good at public speaking, but there are definitely some who would annihilate me. Still, 10 flogs isn't all that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355653)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

A. and just go completely all-in on it. The person I get matched with is not likely to be as smart as I am, and even if they are, they probably won't go to the same lengths that I will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355699)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0768VLWSJ/ref=sspa_mw_detail_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1

These count as ‘new shoes’, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356023)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356030)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

Feel like there’s a real risk of descending madness level obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356249)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

I would be entering contracts to have whatever the smallest, shittiest thing that qualifies as a "shoe" be produced at the lowest cost possible. During the year I'd just be locking this shit down, examining the channels, trying to maximize how many shoes I could get, and investing my capital so I could have as much as possible when I close the deal at the end of the year, maybe even securing some loans or business partners. Don't take possession of the shoes until the last month so you don't have to pay to store them all year. I would have a massive fucking warehouse full of shitty shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356270)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti

Maxing out potential debt is where you get in trouble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356326)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

For a greater than 50/50 shot at $10 mil tax free I roll the dice and hope I'm not matched against someone as psychotic and risk tolerant as me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356708)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI

A.

I have a culturally Chinese family. I cannot be defeated in total shoe purchases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355734)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: andre pond cummings

A. i wouldn't even really compete and would just take the free trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355752)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


A

I would 1) spend my last 6 months figuring out how to steal or destroy my opponent’s shoes, 2) figure out how to get very cheap chose en masse from goodwill or some other charity, and 3) spend a lot of time securing my shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356768)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355573)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. During a period of 10 consecutive days in 2019 (you pick which 10 days), you get to write ALL the headlines on all stories published in either Slate, Vox, or 538 (you must pick one and only one of these). The only rules are your headlines cannot be obscene and must be reasonably related to the contents of the article. The website you pick cannot slow down or stop their story writing because of your headline choices.

B. You get to change ONE word or letter in a local law passed by the city or county in which you are domiciled. The change cannot render the law facially unconstitutional under existing case law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355691)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

B, and one guess which descriptive noun I substitute into some random law re: rent-controlled "residents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355702)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Probably B but no unconstitutionality is a real bummer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355717)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI

A. That'd be fun as fuck trying to be creative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355740)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355574)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You must fake your own death and not get found out for 2 years. If you succeed, you gain the same power that Connor McCloud got at the end of Highlander, the ability to read people's minds as well as civil and criminal immunity for your death faking. If you fail, you get nothing and have some 'splaining to do to the police and your life insurance company.

B. You must throw an absolutely epic party and invite at least 300 people to it, of which at least 150 must attend. You get $75,000 with which to pay for this party, and on top of that you can spend anything from your personal funds that you want. Everyone who attends this party will be sent a survey in which they are asked "How EPIC was this party?" and they can vote between 0 for not epic at all and 10 for totally epic. If the average vote is a 7+ you get $250,000 but if the average vote is below a 7 you get nothing and a Twitter celebrity will bash your party in a tweetstorm that will be remembered for years to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355745)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

A, I don't have life insurance and I will hie to some South American shithole, and become a cockfighter and get cornrows like Kenny Powers, returning after 2 years as La Flama Blanca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355757)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Would take A for the higher upside, but B would be easy. Invite poors, give them a pro-rated portion of the $75k, send them on their way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355779)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: a den of proles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355576)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You get to pick a picture of a chick on the internet. Any picture of any chick you want, as long as it is not child porn or something else illegal. You must then predict what the average 1-10 rating XO gives that chick is. Meanwhile, a few betting experts at Caesar's Palace spend two weeks studying XO, and they also predict what average rating that chick will get on XO. Whoever gets closer to XO's rating gets $500,000. You obviously can't influence the rating with any of your alts or monikers.

B. You get to play five "Price is Right" games of your choice, in a private session with just you, Drew Carrey, and the Price is Right Girls. You have the opportunity to win anything that a contestant normally would be able to win on those games. However you do not get to spin the wheel or compete in a showcase showdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355799)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: a den of proles

A by far

so I get two weeks to test the waters and really hone my RATE predicting skills against vegas guys, then make my grand play? this seems like peak adrenaline, as far as our hobbies go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355814)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

A, and I go with Alexis Ren and guess 8.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355815)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Easily A. B is shit, this wouldn't be close even if we did get to spin the wheel and have a showcase showdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355956)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355600)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You must lead a Civil War era infantry corps (approximately 18,000 men) into battle against five enemy brigades (approximately 7,500 men). The 5 enemy brigades are commanded by a seasoned and experienced commander. Before you lead this corps into battle, you have 1 month to study, plus 1 month to drill and bond with your troops. You cannot introduce any weapons that are not authentic to the civil war period. You also have access to 20 hours of CharlesXII's time, during which you can ask him ANYTHING about civil war combat, tactics, and strategy. If you win the battle by driving the opposing army from the field, you will be elected a Congressman from Ohio in 2020 (district of your choice).

B. You must command a fleet of Spanish galleons safely from the Philippines to Mexico. There will be an English privateer, who has two swift warships, who will try to intercept and sink your fleet. The fleet will be manned by sailors from the 1500's. You have an entire two years to learn how to command a Spanish treasure fleet and engage in 16th century naval navigation and warfare and speak nautical Spanish of that era. During those two years you will be given a $100,000 budget to help you learn plus a $100,000 per year stipend to live off of. If you get the galleons safely to Mexico, you get 100 ounces of gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355901)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

definitely A, largely because of the tutoring time with Charles, which B is lacking. I would be totally lost on my own. Naval warfare also seems much more difficult and technical than land, but that's just a gut feeling based on very little background knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355974)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356261)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

A seems like the easier task but B gives you $300k guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355999)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

guaranteed? I'm a little unclear on if you have to successfully protect the ENTIRE fleet (i.e. one sunk galleon = failure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356006)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

The budget + the yearly stipends. Anything you got for protecting the fleet would be extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356277)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman

A is a dream come true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356005)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad

What happens if you lose the battle in A but survive? Do you live out the rest of your life in humiliation in the 19th century or can you come back to the present and try to forget it ever happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356145)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356152)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad

I'd go for A then. The odds of dying are minimal, and no one would have to know about my humiliating defeat if things went south. If everything turns out, I can have a nice chill gig in the Ohio 15th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356172)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

Any further details on A? Am I commanding Confederate troops or Union ones? What year is it? Can I give my entire corps repeater carbines? Is the enemy line fortified or is this a meeting engagement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356195)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

Union troops, the year is 1862, you can arm them with any authentic weapon from 1862, the enemy is not in a fortified position

but after the battle you go back to Dec 2018, so your first term in Congress starts Jan 2021.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356210)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

We're arming the entire corps with these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_repeating_rifle

And we are BLOWING them off the field, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356306)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

180, knew I could count on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356322)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

exhibit A for why I choose hypo A and soak up 20 hours worth of SWEET SCHOLARLY TREATS from Charles and dominate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356219)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: a den of proles

Definitely B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356293)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

(guy about to be swimming with dem sharks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356300)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


you could abandon the fleet and just keep the $300K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359574)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355697)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You must spend a year running a small reindeer farm, with your entire labor force consisting of: 1 professional reindeer farmer from Lapland, 1 animal veterinarian, and 10 troubled youths from the inner city who are at the farm to learn how to do honest work and get away from the temptations of street crime. At the end of the year, you will receive between $0 and $250,000 based on how well reindeer experts think you did running the farm. You also get 10% of the earnings of the trouble youths for the next 10 years.

B. You must spend three years running a small law firm, with your entire labor force consisting of 3 recent JDs from Washington University in St. Louis. They work for you for free and if they leave you, they will be replaced by others. You get to keep 100% of what the law firm makes during those three years, and at the end of three years you have the option of either selling the practice (buyer has to actually pay the employees/associates) or continuing it but having to pay your employees/associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356028)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Does the small law firm start with existing business or are you generating cases from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356302)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

you are generating cases from scratch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356342)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)

A. Would be far more fun and a better experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37357139)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: '"''"'"'

What happens if the youths "disappear" during their stint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359727)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355748)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You are given $100,000 and you must invest it in crypto. For 5 years, the only thing you are allowed to do with this money is trade one kind of crypto for another. At the end of 5 years, you can cash out.

B. You are given $25,000 cash and must put it in an index fund for 5 years. At the end of 5 years, you can cash out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356058)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356265)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)

B and I'm not even too big on index funds.

Do ETF's count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356415)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356423)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)

B, not even a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356428)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Your working assumption to take B is that Bitcoin will be under ~$1500 in 5 years and that the stock market enjoys reasonable annual gains without a major correction or worse. Also, you could just dump your BTC into tether.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356745)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman

there's a huge amount of fear associated with "crypto" right now. Great time to be a buyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37357144)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Shia LaBOOF (LaMarcus)

No Bitcoin may have yet another surge in price because people are dumb, but the risk that bitcoin might also hav ea huge dip in 5 years is much, much greater than say, S&P 500 ETF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359802)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355794)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. Both you and a recent graduate of the Harvard School of Education must put together a curriculum and course of study that covers K-12. You can, if you choose, lay out instructions for everything that happens in the classroom for 13 years. Each of your curriculums will be used for a cohort of about 20 inner city kids. At the end of 12th grade, each cohort of kids is tested for things like literacy and math skills (common educational performance stats, in other words) and the person whose kids score better gets $1.5 million. Or their heirs get the money, if they don't survive the 13 years it will take.

B. Both you and a recent graduate of Georgetown University Law Center must tutor a college junior from the University of Louisiana-Monroe on the LSAT. The guy whose kid gets a higher LSAT score wins $100,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356148)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

A. I frankly don't think it'd be hard to do better than the garbage they currently teach in ed schools. Doing better in a one-off LSAT is a bit harder and the money is a lot less (though more immediately available I guess).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356358)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

B. I taught LSAT prep for years and $100K for a few months of work followed by investing the proceeds has a decent shot of being a better ROI than $1.5mm after 13 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356882)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: '"''"'"'

horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359906)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: biryani



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355803)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You can rob one 7-11 anywhere in the United States. You are allowed to steal shit from the shelves, steal shit from the back, steal the contents of the cash register, and take the wallets and possessions of anyone who happens to be in the 7-11. Only rule is everything you steal must fit in a 2018 Honda CR-V, which is your getaway car. You can keep everything you steal and you have full civil and criminal immunity.

B. You can steal one car from the streets of Raleigh, NC. Any car you see parked on the street in Raleigh. Full immunity and you can keep anything that's inside the car. You actually need to start the car somehow and drive off with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356340)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: biryani

B. Even a shitbox is likely to be worth more than the contents of the 7-11 in aggregate. I would also not have to drive a CR-V.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356449)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad

(guy who missed out on having a working lottery ticket printer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356684)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359611)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355959)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. You can shut down ONE (1) bar or tavern anywhere in the United States. To do so, you must dress up like a medieval herald, blow a horn, and then read from a scroll that the "Lord Mayor" of the city is commanding the closure of the bar. Local police will then shut the bar down and kick out all the patrons. Unknown to anyone but yourself, no business taking over that bar's space will ever be successful again.

B. You have the power to turn ONE (1) person of your choice into a Pulitzer Prize winning playwright. You do this by anointing them on the head with oil. You cannot use this power on yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356375)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad

B and it's not even close. I don't have a vendetta with any drinking establishments.

I'm not sure who I would use the special oil on. I'd probably save it in case I have a gay son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356679)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: fscknut

A. I've already shut down one bar, which was fun. Obviously I will take up commercial real estate as my day job and rent that office space to as many national corps as I possibly can. I'm going to construe "unknown to anyone but myself" broadly, and assume that it would be epistemologically impossible for anyone to catch me insider trading when I short the stock of any corporation I rent/sell the office space to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356717)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: U-Boat Cmdr Getting AMOGd by Alpha Tank Chad

Interesting take. Does that mean if a big national chain uses the cursed space, the entire chain fails? My interpretation was that the particular location would fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356762)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

only location

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356769)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: fscknut

Wording was that "no BUSINESS taking over that bar's space will ever be successful again" (emphasis added). I do see that KN specified that it's just that location, which might change my calculus unless we're talking about warehouse bar in Mountain View.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37357788)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356765)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Det. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, PA Police Dept. (🐅)

hit me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356193)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. One punch from Mike Tyson, today. (We all know one punch from peak Mike Tyson would fuck you up bigly)

B. Five punches from nyuug, today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356201)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Det. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, PA Police Dept. (🐅)

A, even though it hurts a helluva lot more, because I am a gentleman and nyuug is too gross to be in the same room with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356229)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: guys



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356267)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. A dinosaur that is even larger and more ferocious than T-Rex is discovered and named for you. Kids all over the world adopt it as their favorite dinosaur. They take your first name and add -saurus to the end and kids encyclopedias say it's named in honor of you. However, you will develop a degenerative disease that disfigures you in your 50's and kills you in your early 60's.

B. A primitive fossil whale is named for you. Nobody except like 5 people give a fuck about fossil whales, but people who specialize in fossil whales will consider this one one of the most important ones ever found. You are guaranteed to live a full and healthy life until at least age 75.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356789)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356890)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


B no brainer even if we forget about the whale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356962)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


B. guaranteed health until 75 is the most valuable prize itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359662)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (🐂💨🐴)

Does "full and healthy" mean I won't want to killself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359746)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37362985)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356434)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A. Car insurance companies take advantage of the shitty job market for recent college grads by hiring young millennials to serve as "driver auditors". Basically, if you agree to let some millennial (who works for your insurer and has been trained in proper safe driving) be with you in the car each time you drive, your car insurance premium will get cut in half for that year and the next 4 years. He can be in the front or in the back and just shows up each time you get into your car and he critiques your driving and gives you advice on how to drive better. If you refuse to let him in your car, you pay a fine of $5 per incident.

B. Health insurance company offers you 25% off on your premium if you agree to log every meal you eat via their app. They send you health advice in the mail based on this data. It is a federal crime to lie to them on the app if you agree to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37363091)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: fscknut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356671)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356887)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh (very legal & very cool)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356903)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: JFC

fuck bush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37357107)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh (very legal & very cool)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37362059)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: mediocre poaster

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37362953)