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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: Dupanacht
A. Effective immediately, you take over Beto O'Rourke. You inhabit his body, control his speech and actions. You must try to get him elected POTUS in 2020. Whether you succeed or not, on January 19, 2021 you go back to your old body. If you succeed in becoming POTUS as Beto, you get $5 million tax free. If you fail, you get nothing, and your friends, family, and coworkers will wonder why the fuck you disappeared for 2 years only to mysteriously reappear again.
B. Same, but it's John Kasich, and you get $10 million if you succeed and $1 million if you fail.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355593) |
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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:09 PM Author: Dupanacht
A. You and a person from your city of similar socioeconomic status to yourself must engage in a 2 year long competition to see who can buy and keep the most shoes. The winner is the person who, at the end of 2 years, has the most new shoes in their physical possession (if you bought a shoe and it was lost or stolen, it doesn't count). Initially, you and your competitor do not know each other's identity, but there is no rule against trying to find out who your competitor is. The winner gets $10 million cash tax free, the loser gets only a free 7-day trip to the Bahamas.
B. You and a randomly chosen other AutoAdmit megapoaster must compete in a stand up comedy contest. You each get to do standup for 20 minutes. The audience is 25 people, chosen at random from the 500 most frequent commenters on YouTube. Winner gets $75,000 cash and $25,000 in gift certificates that can only be exchanged for graduate certificate tuition at the University of Southern California. Loser gets 10 flogs with a whip.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355633) |
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Date: December 5th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
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I would 1) spend my last 6 months figuring out how to steal or destroy my opponent’s shoes, 2) figure out how to get very cheap chose en masse from goodwill or some other charity, and 3) spend a lot of time securing my shoes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356768) |
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Date: December 5th, 2018 4:48 PM Author: Dupanacht
A. You must lead a Civil War era infantry corps (approximately 18,000 men) into battle against five enemy brigades (approximately 7,500 men). The 5 enemy brigades are commanded by a seasoned and experienced commander. Before you lead this corps into battle, you have 1 month to study, plus 1 month to drill and bond with your troops. You cannot introduce any weapons that are not authentic to the civil war period. You also have access to 20 hours of CharlesXII's time, during which you can ask him ANYTHING about civil war combat, tactics, and strategy. If you win the battle by driving the opposing army from the field, you will be elected a Congressman from Ohio in 2020 (district of your choice).
B. You must command a fleet of Spanish galleons safely from the Philippines to Mexico. There will be an English privateer, who has two swift warships, who will try to intercept and sink your fleet. The fleet will be manned by sailors from the 1500's. You have an entire two years to learn how to command a Spanish treasure fleet and engage in 16th century naval navigation and warfare and speak nautical Spanish of that era. During those two years you will be given a $100,000 budget to help you learn plus a $100,000 per year stipend to live off of. If you get the galleons safely to Mexico, you get 100 ounces of gold.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37355901) |
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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: .,,,..,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
you could abandon the fleet and just keep the $300K
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359574) |
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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: .,,,..,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
lol pwned
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359611) |
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Date: December 5th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
B no brainer even if we forget about the whale.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37356962) |
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Date: December 6th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: .,,,..,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
B. guaranteed health until 75 is the most valuable prize itt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149676&forum_id=2#37359662) |
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