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New job wants me to take a drug test
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:32 PM Author: appetizing internal respiration spot I'm not going to pass (regular marijuana smoker for 5+ years). I'm going to be pushing paper at corporate headquarters - will they care about a positive marijuana test? Colorado if it matters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386025) |
Date: December 10th, 2018 9:33 PM Author: insane seedy range becky Just stop smoking and deny everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386031) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: thriller station Piss or hair? When is test? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386037) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:35 PM Author: appetizing internal respiration spot Urine. I have until the end of the week to take. I might be able to push off until early next week but that's it.
Pretty sure all my friends would test positive (for something) too, so I can't substitute.
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:37 PM Author: thriller station Why were you not on break while interviewing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386070) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: appetizing internal respiration spot I didn't expect them to test. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386094) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: thriller station Are they DOT or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386187) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:07 PM Author: appetizing internal respiration spot Mining/oil/gas stuff, but like I said I'm going to be at corporate doing white collar work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386272) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:10 PM Author: mewling crackhouse lol flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386295) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: appetizing internal respiration spot 100% not flame. I'm hoping it's "company policy" to drug test everyone but they'll give me a pass for weed since I'm not doing anything of substance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386328) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready regret Why are you being so reckless? I think you are in denial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386385) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:39 AM Author: Hairraiser offensive cruise ship nowag lol if it's an actual corporation they won't give you a pass for anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387503) |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 8:30 PM Author: Khaki prole knife you're fucked. O&G is very strict about this stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#38787137) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:40 AM Author: thriller station Lol. They’re DOT regulated. They have drug testing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388503) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:35 PM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready regret If they are asking you do take a drug test, it probably means you are fucked if you test positive. That's why they are asking you to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386045) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:36 PM Author: appetizing internal respiration spot That's what I'm worried about. Hoping they don't care about weed and only care about other stuff but you're probably right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386060) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:37 PM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready regret Drug tests are basically weed tests, since that's the only drug that stays in your system for more than 48 hours.
They know this yet are still testing. Do everything you can to flush your system out and assume you are fucked if you test positive. |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:37 PM Author: thriller station this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386074) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 9:38 PM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready regret They also sell fake piss online that is worth a last ditch effort if he's convinced he will never be able to clean out in time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386079) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:01 PM Author: gay drunken giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386237) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready regret Interesting read, thanks for poasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386382) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: Mauve International Law Enforcement Agency Meetinghouse substituting will be safer than diluting. get a jock strap, a handwarmer, a rubber band and a small plastic bottle of clean piss to store in your jock. you can get these things together from a headshop (except the clean piss, maybe the jockstrap at dick's). don't use synthetic piss.
be nice to the quest diagnostics lady.
start a stream to ease her suspicion, then whip out the bottle and fill the cup up with hot, clean piss.
they are 100% testing for weed. don't be dumb.
https://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/substitution-tips-tricks-and-guidelines-by-n2.154104/ |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: Flushed Clown Home standard drug tests look for abuse, not just a positive. that's key. just don't toke for 3 weeks and u will probably pass. they have piss tests on amazon that test the same levels as the real thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386419) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready regret He said he has smoked for 5 years, and must take a test by the end of this week.
He is living in denial.
I will repeat my suggestion that he buy fake piss online and take his chances. They sell products to flush your system, but they are spotty at best. |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: Flushed Clown Home he could actually still pass if he's not a heavy toker. OP take some practice tests beforehand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386513) |
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Date: December 10th, 2018 10:36 PM Author: Mauve International Law Enforcement Agency Meetinghouse he'd be better off offering strangers $100 for clean piss, freezing it, and warming it up day of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37386520) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:41 AM Author: thriller station Horrible advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388511) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:47 AM Author: Dead Irradiated Hall What kind of Colorado job would test for weed? Everyone in that state partakes. Guessing this must be a defense contractor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387434) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:41 AM Author: thriller station Oil and gas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388516) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: Cowardly Frozen Stag Film Real oil men do cocaine, not weed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388560) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:58 AM Author: thriller station Meth, actually. It’s a big problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388641) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 11:59 AM Author: Cowardly Frozen Stag Film I’m on the business side. Meth is for the field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37389066) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM Author: thriller station Knew a geologist who consumed copious drugs on Fridays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37389570) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:49 AM Author: Cerebral Tantric State Tattoo Just Say No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37387437) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:17 AM Author: beady-eyed erotic national mother Buy a test kit. Buy some fake piss (google or amazon), drink a detox. test frequently. if you still can't pass, postpone.
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Date: December 11th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: aqua flickering sanctuary Substitution method. I've faked every urine test I've been given. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388005) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:42 AM Author: insecure metal twinkling uncleanness they won't even do the test. it's just a hoop to jump through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388517) |
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Date: December 11th, 2018 10:46 AM Author: misunderstood pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#37388550) |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 8:27 PM Author: pungent very tactful old irish cottage Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#38787122) |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 8:28 PM Author: Citrine House Roommate lol dumb druggies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153535&forum_id=2#38787128) |