NOPE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399629)

where you at homie? sup CUZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399537)

of course, you won't explain it because despite allegedly majoring in philosophy you're literally incapable of making a substantive response or having a substantive discussion here. so i look forward to your imbicilic "lol chirr arpha blo WGWAG BANGARANG etc"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399631)

in my dual citizenship thread he literally STORMED IN and proudly declared that i wasnt korean

then i literally sent him my korean citizen card and he sheepishly and begrudgingly admitted to the board that he was 100% wrong

it was a most lulzy pwnage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399674)

Author: empathy incarnate (Pederastrian)

they don’t make exceptions or have “loopholes” that some random dork can abuse. he did not qualify for service, most likely for his mental health issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399676)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399688)

these guys are completely average looking dudes too. we truly have a monopoly on global WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399546)

1) be morbidly obese

2) have a mental illness

Hmmmm...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399559)

LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399564)

For reference, see ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399619)

this must make you so mad. oh so mad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399585)

This sentence is funny on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin.

Nyuug is a flame account right? I must be low IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399599)

I shall now explain the relative levels of WGWAG success had by the Three East Asian Powers: China, Japan, Korea

While each of the three Asian Powers has experienced WGWAG success, it can be said that the comparative success experienced by each come in the following order (from greatest to least): Korea, Japan, China.

The 3-Factor Model identifies the following variables ranked in the order of explanatory power:

1. Genetics

2. Globalization

3. Culture

Genetics is the most powerful explanans, due to the supervenience of the other two factors on said explanans.

At the most primal level, women are attracted to the most superior genetic specimens of the opposite sex.

Data show that the higher the latitude, the taller the population. The highest Mongol admixtures among the Asian Powers is Korea.

The Chinese, having mixed with Southern Chinese for millenia had their Mongolian genes diluted with southern tribes.

The Japanese, after leaving the Korean peninsula, encountered Natives living in Japan who they eventually assimilated, also diluting the Mongol genotypes that were once unsullied.

This genetic drift is evident when looking at height statistics of the three Asian Powers: Koreans are the tallest, followed by the Northern Chinese, then Japanese and Southern Chinese.

Globalization is the second factor.

MITI and the Japanese developmental state allowed the Japanese to catch up with the West as early as the 70s. The "Japanese craze" from the 70s-onwards is a widely studied phenomenon in the Western world.

Korea came after, and then China.

The key difference is Globalization.

Japan globalized, but too early. The Crucial Infrastructure of the Internet did not exist when the Japanese developmental state reached its zenith, little g "globalization"

Korea took advantage of full Globalization - it harnessed the power of the internet and rapid information dissemination in order to maximize WGWAG success on the global stage.

China, following the Sino-Capitalist Model, also came to during the era of Globalization but has not experienced the same level of success as Korea, which demands a third explanans:

Culture:

Korean culture retained its ethnic nationalism and massive homogeneity, e.g. Neo-Confucianism. The Chinese lost theirs in the Cultural Revolution, and has struggled to export its culture in order to maximize Chinese WGWAG. This is why China, a Great Power, like Japan, failed to replicate Korean success despite the historical disadvantages of the Korean state: smallest population, lowest GDP/capita, the least soft power, etc.

The most robust model of WGAWG is the one described above: The 3-Factor WGWAG Model.

The rest of Asia would be wise to learn from our success if they wish to participate fully in the WGWAG-AGWWG Great War of the post-Westphalian Era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399613)

then later he came out to the club with me and met my crew, and literally saw me workin magic on every bitch at the club

then after he reported this to XOXO people said he was a NYUUG sockpuppet

then later when he gave me shit for my less than perfect korean these same dummies suddenly pretended he was a legit poster again

absolutely lulzy stuff

this board believes what it wants to believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399640)

Funny thing is you've never pretended to be more than a GANGHAM PLAYBOY. No one can deny you are a GANGHAM PLAYBOY either. They are getting all worked up about tertiary shit bc they are jellllllllly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399684)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37399724)

He's a GANGNAM manslut I grant him that. But he has been slowly trying to evolve his schtick and diversify his poasting to include:

1) UMC lifestyle - false

2) Supercar owner - false

3) Korean expert - false

He's basically like a Nigerian cab driver in NYC that sleeps with a lot of tinder sluts from the Bronx/Queens but is going around telling people back home he's some big MFH pimp and expert on US culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37400174)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37401296)

Wait, what am I saying? Even dogs feel shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37400973)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37403636)

Now you're saying you're in management - what does that even mean? Are you now saying you're doing management consulting? How is this possible without a perfect command of written Korean, given that all your management presentations would have to written and spoken in Korean and you would need to be able to answer technical questions in Korean on the spot? How would you even get a job in management consultant with your background? I know there's hundreds of shitty consulting shops in Korea that pay 50-80K/year, but they are extremely Korean and they barely speak any English. I mean I can sort of see a role where you proofread their English and maybe act as the communication conduit with what few foreign clientele they may have, like small businesses or what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37406152)

"mom, i don't know if i agree with all of mr. nyuug's changes--"

"don't be silly, we paid good money for those! now just you send it in the way the nice man said"

--

H admissions officer: "wow these korean apps suck this cycle. is it some new trend to write your personal background about SLAYING dem WHITE GURLZ in gangnam BANGARANG? even the apps from women have at least three paragraphs about it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4154993&forum_id=2#37406648)