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can you throw a perfect spiral?

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crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Like 1 out of 10 times? I'm a shitty football thrower, but ...
honey-headed casino filthpig
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
False
honey-headed casino filthpig
  12/16/18
I would be QB in every single sandlot game I've ever played ...
cordovan gaped toaster
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Objection, lack of foundation.
cordovan gaped toaster
  12/14/18
After a few warmup throws yes
Smoky arrogant stage
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Would Andrew Luck's passes count? I can throw a good spiral...
dashing resort sex offender
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Eh, sometimes, but I have a mediocre arm & a frayed rota...
Hateful sandwich
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
No. But I have good lateral quickness.
Pearl deer antler partner
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
I’m comically bad at throwing a football.
Crusty Windowlicker
  12/14/18
Did one of your mom's boyfriends never teach you how to thro...
Laughsome white church building personal credit line
  12/14/18
...
Puce feces field
  12/14/18
I believe my statement is true for 75% of XO. It’s ...
Crusty Windowlicker
  12/14/18
nice deflection
Laughsome white church building personal credit line
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
It’s ok, I still like you.
Crusty Windowlicker
  12/14/18
uhhh....you're one to talk about being a "man"??
up-to-no-good pit
  12/16/18
This completely depends on how far you're throwing it. If yo...
Laughsome white church building personal credit line
  12/14/18
I doubt I can throw a regulation football 30 yards. Maybe be...
Hateful sandwich
  12/14/18
At this point, I think I'd definitely have to crow hop to ge...
Laughsome white church building personal credit line
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
(Redskins GM)
electric fear-inspiring address pisswyrm
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Kind of a Bernie Kosar wobbly rainbow.
Amethyst Irradiated Den
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
fuck yeah i can
Chartreuse Striped Hyena
  12/14/18
You might be a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Haven't touched a football in 20 years. :(
motley pontificating hospital sweet tailpipe
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Of course
Aquamarine Nudist Hairy Legs
  12/14/18
You might be a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
no
bossy public bath
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
fair, but you would die if we got in a fight. what does tha...
bossy public bath
  12/14/18
LJL, say that to my face, pussy
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
you're trusting your guns to save you, but you'll still die....
bossy public bath
  12/14/18
No guns. I probably have way more martial arts training than...
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
i don't know about that, but you've probably eaten more chic...
bossy public bath
  12/14/18
Probably
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
you're a fat, soft fuck. you've probably eaten a lot more g...
bossy public bath
  12/14/18
and yet I can still kick your ass.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
no, no. remember, if we fight, you'll die. don't forget th...
bossy public bath
  12/14/18
LJL ok tough guy
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
This is XO, so of course 95% of the chads here can throw per...
Galvanic piazza
  12/14/18
...
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Most of the time
heady jap
  12/14/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
I can dunk though
heady jap
  12/14/18
still not a man
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Also half my fingers on my throwing hand were bitten off and...
heady jap
  12/14/18
that shitpit is more of a man than you maybe let the shit...
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
I choked it to death and it coughed up most of my fingers an...
heady jap
  12/14/18
Well, that's different. You're half a man. A real man can th...
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Peyton manning cant even throw a perfect spiral. As long as ...
Disgusting chest-beating national
  12/14/18
You're not a man. I'll give Peyton a pass because he's Eli's...
crimson orchestra pit
  12/14/18
I think on of my proudest moments was when they stopped call...
heady jap
  12/14/18
perfect mobius strip
Painfully honest menage private investor
  12/14/18
I can also palm a basketball.
cordovan gaped toaster
  12/15/18
yes, but I can never get it to turn over.
kink-friendly plaza electric furnace
  12/15/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/16/18
i love to throw perfect marino-esque spirals straight into t...
Cerise hilarious tattoo boltzmann
  12/16/18
You're not a man.
crimson orchestra pit
  12/16/18
yeah, and if I weighed what you do right now I'd be solid mu...
up-to-no-good pit
  12/16/18


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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409326)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: honey-headed casino filthpig

Like 1 out of 10 times? I'm a shitty football thrower, but above-average baseball thrower (age-adjusted).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409331)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409505)



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Date: December 16th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: honey-headed casino filthpig

False

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37415132)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: cordovan gaped toaster

I would be QB in every single sandlot game I've ever played and would deliver perfect spirals on a rope to my receivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409334)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409522)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: cordovan gaped toaster

Objection, lack of foundation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409538)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Smoky arrogant stage

After a few warmup throws yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409339)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409351)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: dashing resort sex offender

Would Andrew Luck's passes count? I can throw a good spiral but not Aaron Rodgers "tight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409358)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409506)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Hateful sandwich

Eh, sometimes, but I have a mediocre arm & a frayed rotator cuff, so I can’t wing a regulation football.

I can throw a *legit* knuckleball in baseball, though (almost everyone who says they can is full of shit). Took me many many years of practice. All worth it. Seeing that thing barely spin & take off as the receiver futilely stabs at it is 180 as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409362)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409507)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Pearl deer antler partner

No. But I have good lateral quickness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409363)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409513)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Crusty Windowlicker

I’m comically bad at throwing a football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409368)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Laughsome white church building personal credit line

Did one of your mom's boyfriends never teach you how to throw a football?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409401)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Puce feces field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409422)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Crusty Windowlicker

I believe my statement is true for 75% of XO.

It’s something I’ve never cared about. I measure manliness by one metric: whether you can beat up the other person. I don’t give a shit about who can throw a football better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409435)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Laughsome white church building personal credit line

nice deflection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409486)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409516)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Crusty Windowlicker

It’s ok, I still like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409709)



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Date: December 16th, 2018 3:47 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pit

uhhh....you're one to talk about being a "man"??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37415376)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Laughsome white church building personal credit line

This completely depends on how far you're throwing it. If you can't throw a spiral on a 5 or 10 yard pass then just kill yourself.

No way I'm throwing anything close to a spiral on like a 30 yard pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409378)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Hateful sandwich

I doubt I can throw a regulation football 30 yards. Maybe before I shredded my rotator cuff in baseball. But I could only throw a baseball 65 mph at my peak. I have tight muscles & joints so a shitty kinetic chain, even though my throwing motion looks good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409414)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Laughsome white church building personal credit line

At this point, I think I'd definitely have to crow hop to get it there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409426)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409517)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: electric fear-inspiring address pisswyrm

(Redskins GM)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409384)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409519)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Amethyst Irradiated Den

Kind of a Bernie Kosar wobbly rainbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409444)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409525)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Striped Hyena

fuck yeah i can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409446)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You might be a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409527)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: motley pontificating hospital sweet tailpipe

Haven't touched a football in 20 years. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409532)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409549)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine Nudist Hairy Legs

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409535)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You might be a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409556)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: bossy public bath

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409545)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409554)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: bossy public bath

fair, but you would die if we got in a fight. what does that make you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409560)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

LJL, say that to my face, pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409564)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: bossy public bath

you're trusting your guns to save you, but you'll still die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409571)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

No guns. I probably have way more martial arts training than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409586)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: bossy public bath

i don't know about that, but you've probably eaten more chicken wings than i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409592)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

Probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409601)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: bossy public bath

you're a fat, soft fuck. you've probably eaten a lot more garbage of every sort than i have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409615)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

and yet I can still kick your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409820)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: bossy public bath

no, no. remember, if we fight, you'll die. don't forget that. it's important, for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409835)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

LJL ok tough guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409842)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Galvanic piazza

This is XO, so of course 95% of the chads here can throw perfect spirals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409559)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409566)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: heady jap

Most of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409618)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409807)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: heady jap

I can dunk though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409816)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

still not a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409818)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: heady jap

Also half my fingers on my throwing hand were bitten off and eaten by a pit bull when I was in 3rd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409827)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

that shitpit is more of a man than you

maybe let the shitpit throw for you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409831)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: heady jap

I choked it to death and it coughed up most of my fingers and they got sewn back on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409844)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

Well, that's different. You're half a man. A real man can throw a perfect spiral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409846)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Disgusting chest-beating national

Peyton manning cant even throw a perfect spiral. As long as its accurate, thats all that matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409819)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man. I'll give Peyton a pass because he's Eli's brother and Archie's son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409825)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: heady jap

I think on of my proudest moments was when they stopped calling me Archies boy and started calling me Payton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409836)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Painfully honest menage private investor

perfect mobius strip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37409840)



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Date: December 15th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: cordovan gaped toaster

I can also palm a basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37412042)



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Date: December 15th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly plaza electric furnace

yes, but I can never get it to turn over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37412071)



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Date: December 16th, 2018 3:17 AM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37415354)



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Date: December 16th, 2018 3:20 AM
Author: Cerise hilarious tattoo boltzmann

i love to throw perfect marino-esque spirals straight into tsinah's gaping asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37415356)



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Date: December 16th, 2018 3:23 AM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

You're not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37415359)



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Date: December 16th, 2018 3:48 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pit

yeah, and if I weighed what you do right now I'd be solid muscle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4156118&forum_id=2#37415379)