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polynesians found hawaii in canoes - are you fucking kidding me?

so many questions, but the big ones are 1) where did they...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
pretty alpha navigators
JohnPaulStevens
  01/08/19
do historians know the specifics of how that fucking happene...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
They did it over generations, following the flight of ocean ...
Gurgling Retard
  01/08/19
Polynesian culture is 180, its only fatal flaw is having its...
Waveracewar 64
  01/08/19
this, and whitey brought disease, death and unhealthy food a...
.,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,.,
  01/08/19
Yes. But now they get spam. So it's a fair exchange.
Gurgling Retard
  01/08/19
Cr they knew exactly what they were doing
Mance Rayder
  01/08/19
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Heyerdahl Thor Heyer...
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  01/08/19
That's alpha as shit but at least he knew something would be...
End Road Work
  01/08/19
The museum in Oslo and his book are both 180
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  01/08/19
they just followed favorable currents/winds at certain times...
HONKLER THE CLOWN
  01/08/19
haha chill no worries - just follow the currents for 3000 mi...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
amazingly brave
longwangpoontang
  01/08/19
u: poast
~~(>' ' )>
  01/08/19
no xo back then
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/08/19
Crazy shit is the first dudes who made it to Hawaii prob had...
sun kil moon
  01/08/19
the currents reversed during certain times of the year...the...
HONKLER THE CLOWN
  01/08/19
stfu
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
can you imagine telling their buddies in Tahiti: hey, come s...
longwangpoontang
  01/08/19
Apparently there was a 500 year break in contact between Haw...
porjectfinAAnce
  01/08/19
They didnt do it all at once u silly snow niggas. Theyd stop...
.,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,.,
  01/08/19
hey turdfuck, you know Hawaii is 2500+ miles away from the n...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
don't interject facts into his impotent rage
longwangpoontang
  01/08/19
nigga by the time they got to HI they had gotten relll good ...
.,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,.,
  01/08/19
...
donny (retired)
  01/08/19
what is your explanation for why there are Polynesians livin...
Krampusnacht
  01/08/19
Delivery storks inadvertently dropping babies.
~~(>' ' )>
  01/08/19
...
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  01/12/19
it's actually more impressive IMO that people related to Pol...
Krampusnacht
  01/08/19
its also impressive nOWAGS made it to north amerikkka and th...
.,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,.,
  01/08/19
That Borneo migration absolutely freaks me the fuck out
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  01/08/19
People have recreated the journeys, it’s real bro. Fo...
The King of Iron Fist Tournament
  01/08/19
What more amazing is that Africans NEVER found Madagascar.
animeboi
  01/08/19
Flame they could see it from the top floor (2nd floor) of th...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  01/08/19
sea levels were lower back then so there were a lot more vis...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,,..,.,,.
  01/08/19
cr back then they basically walked to Hawaii on these isl...
..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,,
  01/08/19
This is correct. Just waited until low tide.
porjectfinAAnce
  01/08/19
Sea levels were not meaningfully lower when the Polynesians ...
animeboi
  01/09/19
I watched Moana. Those fuckers were good with boats
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  01/08/19
...
impersonal lubricant
  01/08/19
...
faggy retard (retired)
  01/08/19
You gotta feel bad for the poor fucks that miscalculated and...
pooncream
  01/08/19
yeah this inevitably happened closest thing to those movi...
Krampusnacht
  01/08/19
:(
faggy retard (retired)
  01/08/19
Polynesians can store up to 200,000 calories in each calf. ...
Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  01/08/19
Lold
Sticky, and still cleaning up the mess!
  01/08/19
...
Woah Cr friend!
  01/10/19
You: can't find your phone without FindMyFriends app
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  01/08/19
In 1896 two alpha Norwegians rowed from France to Battery Pa...
Mormon missionary (only posts on WSHH and xo)
  01/08/19
Yeah with maps and compasses and shit. Big deal. Polynesians...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
they did know where they were going. they were in close con...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  01/08/19
180
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
the ayahuasca thing is legit insane if you read up on it. I...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  01/08/19
It's pretty clear that the savage noble styles all over the ...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
Sapiens (which I have criticized in another thread, but is s...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  01/08/19
Lmao
faggy retard (retired)
  01/08/19
it's all true man. Whether you believe their "explanat...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  01/08/19
It happened by Polynesians getting blown off course/lost whi...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  01/08/19
*fishes thousands of miles from home*
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
  01/08/19
You get turned around in a storm and then have to keep going...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  01/08/19
Your theory makes less sense because they would need to be o...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
Insane to think that these savages were doing this, yet the ...
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  01/08/19
the latest theory is that during the exploration phase there...
HONKLER THE CLOWN
  01/08/19
I'd like to point out that both questions in my OP are still...
teddy tortellini
  01/08/19
Nobody shad addressed how these guys stored smfood and suppl...
teddy tortellini
  01/10/19
They were fishermen. Not the recreational fishing-pole type,...
,,,....,
  01/10/19
Sao Tome, 140mi off the coast. Undiscovered until Portugeuse...
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  01/11/19
...
Woah Cr friend!
  01/11/19
They found easter island too and probably south america
Woah Cr friend!
  01/11/19


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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:17 AM
Author: teddy tortellini

so many questions, but the big ones are

1) where did they store 2 months of supplies in those little ships? fresh water?

2) did bros help bros during the long voyages?

regardless, I call flame. there's no way they paddled 3000 miles in the open ocean without knowing where they were going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550373)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:17 AM
Author: JohnPaulStevens (K)

pretty alpha navigators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550375)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:18 AM
Author: teddy tortellini

do historians know the specifics of how that fucking happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550377)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Gurgling Retard

They did it over generations, following the flight of ocean birds as far and as fast as they could, then noted where they lost the bird flock and returned to that point the following year, then hauled ass along w the birds again as long as they could. Repeat 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550590)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:41 AM
Author: Waveracewar 64 (now gay)

Polynesian culture is 180, its only fatal flaw is having its veritable paradise (unlimited availability of food and sex in idyllic island setting) discovered by whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550713)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:43 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,., (AZNgirl POTUS shutting down AZNmen's reproductive organs FOREVER)


this, and whitey brought disease, death and unhealthy food and now look at polys in fuking hawaii, fat fuks sitting in the park in a tent just chilling all day, is sad, they shld have killed whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550722)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:43 AM
Author: Gurgling Retard

Yes. But now they get spam. So it's a fair exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550946)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Mance Rayder (/s/ Mance Rayder)

Cr they knew exactly what they were doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556205)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:19 AM
Author: .,..,....,.....,.,....,,....,......,......,,.,.,..


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Heyerdahl

Thor Heyerdahl (Norwegian pronunciation: [tuːr ˈhæɪəɖɑːl]; October 6, 1914 – April 18, 2002) was a Norwegian adventurer and ethnographer with a background in zoology, botany, and geography. He became notable for his Kon-Tiki expedition in 1947, in which he sailed 8,000 km (5,000 mi) across the Pacific Ocean in a hand-built raft from South America to the Tuamotu Islands. The expedition was designed to demonstrate that ancient people could have made long sea voyages, creating contacts between separate cultures. This was linked to a diffusionist model of cultural development. Heyerdahl subsequently made other voyages designed to demonstrate the possibility of contact between widely separated ancient people, notably the Ra II expedition of 1970, when he sailed from the west coast of Africa to Barbados in a papyrus reed boat. He was appointed a government scholar in 1984.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550378)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: End Road Work

That's alpha as shit but at least he knew something would be out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550619)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

The museum in Oslo and his book are both 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551146)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:19 AM
Author: HONKLER THE CLOWN

they just followed favorable currents/winds at certain times of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550379)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:20 AM
Author: teddy tortellini

haha chill no worries - just follow the currents for 3000 miles into the unknown, uncharted ocean bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550383)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:27 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

amazingly brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550397)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:36 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (🐂💨🐴)

u: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550430)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

no xo back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556099)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

Crazy shit is the first dudes who made it to Hawaii prob had to go BACK to tell everyone else about this place then BACK AGAIN to Hawaii to show the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550384)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: HONKLER THE CLOWN

the currents reversed during certain times of the year...they knew where they were going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550387)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:31 AM
Author: teddy tortellini

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550419)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:28 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

can you imagine telling their buddies in Tahiti: hey, come sail 3k miles with me over open water and there's totally new land. This is legit bro! bring your wives and GFs too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550409)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: porjectfinAAnce

Apparently there was a 500 year break in contact between Hawaii and Polyenisia after Hawaii's discovery, so I'm not sure how much going back and forth there was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551177)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:34 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,., (AZNgirl POTUS shutting down AZNmen's reproductive organs FOREVER)


They didnt do it all at once u silly snow niggas. Theyd stop at one island, chill and fuk and drink FRESH COCONUT JUICE non stop and then continue to the next one

I dont know how they fuking stored fresh water, they actually may have just drunk COCONUT JUICE the entire journey... very likely actually

the truth is that if you look at history pre like 1600 non-BIRDSHITS did sooooo mnay ALPHA as furk shit, its only when BIRDSHITS got MEGA RAPEY they started to rape other places but non BIRDSHITS were goin all over the place historically.. pre 1500 India/Hindu ppl had BIC colonies all over SE ASIA as far as phillipines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550425)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:34 AM
Author: teddy tortellini

hey turdfuck, you know Hawaii is 2500+ miles away from the nearest inhabited island?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550426)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:35 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

don't interject facts into his impotent rage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550428)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,., (AZNgirl POTUS shutting down AZNmen's reproductive organs FOREVER)


nigga by the time they got to HI they had gotten relll good at this boating thing, FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550442)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: donny (retired) (donny)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551080)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:46 AM
Author: Krampusnacht

what is your explanation for why there are Polynesians living on islands all over the Pacific, many of which are hundreds or thousands of miles apart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550456)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (🐂💨🐴)

Delivery storks inadvertently dropping babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550460)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37577553)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:47 AM
Author: Krampusnacht

it's actually more impressive IMO that people related to Polynesians got to Madagascar from the Pacific Ocean, also in canoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550459)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:53 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,., (AZNgirl POTUS shutting down AZNmen's reproductive organs FOREVER)


its also impressive nOWAGS made it to north amerikkka and then all the fucking way down to southern part of south amerikkka...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550465)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:56 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

That Borneo migration absolutely freaks me the fuck out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550473)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 6:53 AM
Author: The King of Iron Fist Tournament (GROW IT BIG)

People have recreated the journeys, it’s real bro. For parentmos, the really crazy thing is Moana is real. They inexplicably stopped exploring for like 1000 years then started again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550466)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:51 AM
Author: animeboi

What more amazing is that Africans NEVER found Madagascar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550745)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:12 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Flame they could see it from the top floor (2nd floor) of the Great Zimbabwe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551103)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,,..,.,,.


sea levels were lower back then so there were a lot more visible islands petruding from the sea. with few exceptions most islands in the “chain” that stretches from the Philippines to Hawaii could be seen with the naked eye from each adjacent island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550757)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


cr

back then they basically walked to Hawaii on these islands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550761)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: porjectfinAAnce

This is correct. Just waited until low tide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551167)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: animeboi

Sea levels were not meaningfully lower when the Polynesians started island hopping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37559022)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

I watched Moana. Those fuckers were good with boats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550766)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: impersonal lubricant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37550937)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: faggy retard (retired) (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556354)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: pooncream

You gotta feel bad for the poor fucks that miscalculated and ended up marooned in the south pacific with a bunch of wives bitching and moaning until fortuitous dehydration kicked in. 120 way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551290)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

yeah this inevitably happened

closest thing to those movies where a bunch of people agree to get in a big spaceship to colonize another planet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556083)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: faggy retard (retired) (uspo)

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556356)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.

Polynesians can store up to 200,000 calories in each calf. So not that far fetched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551316)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Sticky, and still cleaning up the mess!

Lold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556406)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend! (🦖)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37570192)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)

You: can't find your phone without FindMyFriends app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37551324)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Mormon missionary (only posts on WSHH and xo)

In 1896 two alpha Norwegians rowed from France to Battery Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37555604)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:52 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

Yeah with maps and compasses and shit. Big deal. Polynesians rowed the open seas for 3000 miles without knowing where they were going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556175)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

they did know where they were going. they were in close contact with extradimensional spirits who told them everything they needed to know.

same way the ancient Peruvians knew which exact two plants to combine to make ayahuasca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556192)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556213)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:00 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

the ayahuasca thing is legit insane if you read up on it. It would be functionally impossible to figure it out through trial and error, since they were in the Amazon jungle with literally millions of different species of plants. Yet in the middle of all of that vegetation, they somehow selected the single root containing DMT and the single plant containing an MAOi that slows down the metabolization of the DMT to produce the long trip. When asked about it, the shamans straight up just say "oh, the plants told us"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556241)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

It's pretty clear that the savage noble styles all over the modern man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556305)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

Sapiens (which I have criticized in another thread, but is still very good in parts) talks a lot about how intimately our ancestors knew their environment, because they had to. They could pick among a thousand different mushrooms, memorize landscapes like the back of their hand to identify prime tracking/hunting routes, they were pretty much one with the land in every way. Today we constantly use shit that we don't really understand to any degree of intimacy, we know jackshit about anything compared to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556347)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:23 PM
Author: faggy retard (retired) (uspo)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556361)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

it's all true man. Whether you believe their "explanation" or not, you have to accept that it is mindbogglingly unlikely that they would figure that out, equally as unlikely as the OP. They weren't "geniuses" in terms of IQ, but that's gay anyway. They were absolute masters of all they surveyed.

u: purell at desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556380)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


It happened by Polynesians getting blown off course/lost while fishing and stumbling onto the islands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556399)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

*fishes thousands of miles from home*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556407)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


You get turned around in a storm and then have to keep going until you find land. It’s more plausible than thinking people intentionally paddled 2,500 miles just to see if something was out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556457)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

Your theory makes less sense because they would need to be on the water for least a full month to reach the islands. No way they took a month of water/food/supplies for a "fishing trip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556499)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Insane to think that these savages were doing this, yet the Roman Empire never discovered America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556468)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: HONKLER THE CLOWN

the latest theory is that during the exploration phase there were favorable currents heading east...and then they reversed and headed west...these favorable currents that switched back and forth over long time frames allowed them to find the islands...those currents only existed for certain frames and no longer exist now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556514)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

I'd like to point out that both questions in my OP are still unanswered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37556547)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

Nobody shad addressed how these guys stored smfood and supplies in a Bronze Age canoe for 30 days on the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37570017)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: ,,,....,

They were fishermen. Not the recreational fishing-pole type, but the fish net catch-a-weeks-supply in one haul type.

You can drink fish blood for fluids. They brough animals on their voyages that need food (or could be used for food/fluids in dire situations).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37570187)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

Sao Tome, 140mi off the coast. Undiscovered until Portugeuse rocked up in 15th century. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37570991)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: Woah Cr friend! (🦖)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37571580)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:19 AM
Author: Woah Cr friend! (🦖)

They found easter island too and probably south america

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172789&forum_id=2#37571570)