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I give you two slightly dystopic societies. You pick one to live in.

only modestly dystopic, no Mad Max shit here
Krampusnacht
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Krampusnacht
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A Jurisprudence is Performed
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A: In order to get your credit score, you need to kill an an...
Krampusnacht
  01/10/19
Can we choose to only kill pit-bulls?
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
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you pick what you kill
Krampusnacht
  01/10/19
180
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  01/10/19
ah, but do you eat what you kill
Punctuation Monica
  01/11/19
if you want to
Krampusnacht
  01/11/19
#2 hands down just start pumping out counterfeit money an...
libcrusher180
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B. A would lead to a proliferation of grotesque killing vide...
Jimmy Clausen
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A just sounds like Judaism
A Jurisprudence is Performed
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Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes
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Do my fishing videos count? If so, A
Muscadine wine
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B please. A is very off putting
sun kil moon
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B obviously.
Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt
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I’m a lifer vegetarian and I’m still going with ...
niggardly jigger
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A
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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Why were clowns?
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A: The government gives every poor person in America voucher...
Krampusnacht
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B cuz I could never eat Chinese food again and be perfectly ...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
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B
Why were clowns?
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B. Chinese food is lame
Muscadine wine
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A, Chinese for everyone!
sun kil moon
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A. B would make Chinese food a status symbol, whereas A wo...
Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes
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B. A just sounds like current capitalism.
Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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A. probably healthier than what they already eat on foo...
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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B, because I hate Chinese food and want to be dragged to Chi...
British Upgrade
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B, hate Chinese food, would love to see striver shrews runni...
Diamond Dallas Chad
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holdups 8/10 tranny gf
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A: The government requires all Americans to spend two years ...
Krampusnacht
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Fuck amazon A
holdups 8/10 tranny gf
  01/10/19
A. b will be done by drones soon anwyay
Jimmy Clausen
  01/10/19
Isn't A basically Australia? Lol
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
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B. Physical labor builds character
Muscadine wine
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A woukd be better for society as a whole
sun kil moon
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A hands down.
Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt
  01/11/19
B. not actually a bad idea lol
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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Lmao at A which is basically being a Mormon in Utah B
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A sounds like a similar dynamic to how college works in prac...
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literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
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A: The government measures how much garbage everyone throws ...
Krampusnacht
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A
Sotomayor McCheese
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A sounds 180.
A Jurisprudence is Performed
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B. I fucking hate flying and much prefer driving or taking ...
Muscadine wine
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A sounds cool
sun kil moon
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B. i'm a lawyer
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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A
holdups 8/10 tranny gf
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Kamo tp (retired)
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A: At every accredited law school, there is a competition fo...
Krampusnacht
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B. That’s a lot of names man. More than enough!
Jimmy Clausen
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*1-249 are just different spellings of Muhammad* *250 is Hi...
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
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* names sons “the messenger” and “the prop...
Jimmy Clausen
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A because it affects so few people and is only marginally mo...
Muscadine wine
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A
sun kil moon
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B
ESL TM..,..;;.
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B is actually mildly utopian and some countries actually mai...
animeboi
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B
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A. not really dystopian, better than what most law students ...
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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Both seem mildly utopian
Diamond Dallas Chad
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exeunt
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A: The government uses eminent domain to seize abandoned or ...
Krampusnacht
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not really seeing how A is less dystopian than what we have ...
GASOL
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same with B
Sotomayor McCheese
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B is basically the case now. Control f banana https://www....
A Jurisprudence is Performed
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A sounds like an improvement over the status quo. A
exeunt
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A. I've heard A as a proposal before from a comedian or some...
Muscadine wine
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A, good use of land
sun kil moon
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A
ESL TM..,..;;.
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A is actually a good idea
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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mystery ape lover
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A: the government has outsourced all welfare programs to a w...
Krampusnacht
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A. by a mile. Stupid religion is better than no religion a...
Muscadine wine
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A seems chill
sun kil moon
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oh captain my captain X1000
spring books
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B
ESL TM..,..;;.
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Both ideas are 180
holdups 8/10 tranny gf
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libcrusher180
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A: Anyone who shows exceptional athletic capability is separ...
Krampusnacht
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A is literally China, 2018. B is literally China, 1518.
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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Lmao
Fenicio infelice guarda un Romano TROMBA sua donna
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cr
GASOL
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A: Everyone who reaches age 65 is humanely euthanized, unles...
Krampusnacht
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I am going to c/p B to my wife.
Andrew Jackson's record of tremendous success
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A sounds 180
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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A
holdups 8/10 tranny gf
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GASOL
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A: JFK airport is abandoned after a new, very nice, very mod...
Krampusnacht
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B sounds hilarious and awesome. lizard lots for life
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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(guy hanging out in a lot filled with actual lizards)
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B. I'd renew my CDL!
GASOL
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A sounds amazing
sun kil moon
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OMG B
><<(^((*>
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Jimmy Clausen
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A: A new and deadly disease begins to spread through the wor...
Krampusnacht
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A. Really looking forward to Kat Timpf and Ann Coulter doing...
GASOL
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B
sun kil moon
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B sounds kind of fun
Jimmy Clausen
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><<(^((*>
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A: Everyone who graduates college is given a ceremonial mace...
Krampusnacht
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I really want that prestige mace, but B seems like the bette...
><<(^((*>
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all college grads get a mace, you don't gain any new powers ...
Krampusnacht
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Probably the most Asian set of questions in this thread
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GASOL
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https://tron.network/about?lng=en
><<(^((*>
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B is a good idea
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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B
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B seems reasonable
sun kil moon
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antoine's po'boy
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A: Because of global warming, armadillos expand to almost th...
Krampusnacht
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I bet you freaking kill it at cards against humanity
A Jurisprudence is Performed
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A
holdups 8/10 tranny gf
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B just for AOC being president
sun kil moon
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Jimmy Clausen
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ooooh sounds fun Hit me!
;',,..:;..;,.
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A: Anyone who graduates college with honors/cum laude, as we...
Krampusnacht
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obviously B
frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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I thought these choices were supposed to be dystopian.
notanfbiagent
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A, 180
sun kil moon
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sun kil moon
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A: In a corn field just outside of Indianapolis, IN, somebod...
Krampusnacht
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A. I want to believe
sun kil moon
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Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170
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These threads are always so 180. Are you drafting all of the...
Diamond Dallas Chad
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they come to me in moments of great clarity
Krampusnacht
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You didn't make a scenario for me :(
Diamond Dallas Chad
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animeboi
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frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI
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A: Every major city in America is connected by a high speed ...
Krampusnacht
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A. B sounds awful
sun kil moon
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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A. I'd drive everywhere like a normal person
GASOL
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OP has an amazing talent.
mother mcree's uptown jug champs
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A: It is illegal for anyone to use an elevator without havin...
Krampusnacht
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Have to go with A. I'd qualify for elevator privileges, and...
mother mcree's uptown jug champs
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Both of these seem like improvements . . .
Diamond Dallas Chad
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B
sun kil moon
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A
ESL TM..,..;;.
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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holdups 8/10 tranny gf
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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A: Citing some kind of bullshit about the environment, the g...
Krampusnacht
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B
sun kil moon
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B
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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B. You go 12 mph on the 405 anyway
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
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A I don't get max torque until like 85 MPH
GASOL
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Get Thee To The Rapery
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Martin Prince
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A: An ideology called “liberalism” becomes extre...
CharlesXII
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C: I choose to ignore reality and live my life entirely on X...
Martin Prince
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CharlesXII
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Krampusnacht
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lol we r so fukt
literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
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"A" is literally more insane than every single oth...
Diamond Dallas Chad
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(Guy wearing boner cone as he greets the elevator officer)
Martin Prince
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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a den of proles
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A: Dishwashers are banned. No machines are allowed to wash d...
Krampusnacht
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Good one. Id probably go with A. B might be kind of cool but...
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I'm going with B here
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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

only modestly dystopic, no Mad Max shit here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568709)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Krampusnacht



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612039)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568710)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: In order to get your credit score, you need to kill an animal. Traditionally you brought an animal into the bank, killed it there in front of the teller, and you were told your credit score for free. Now, most banks let you upload a video of yourself killing an animal via their phone app.

B: Counterfeiting is a bit more out of control than it is in our world. There's a common scam where criminals break into ATMs and replace the bills with counterfeit bills. So something like 5% of the money in ATMs is counterfeit. If you are given counterfeit money from an ATM, you can exchange it for real money, but you have to visit a physical bank branch and do the transaction with a human teller. You're also more likely to get counterfeit money as change from businesses, in which case you can still do the bank thing but need the receipt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568736)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

Can we choose to only kill pit-bulls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568768)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:51 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

you pick what you kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568772)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568787)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica

ah, but do you eat what you kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573646)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

if you want to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576488)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

#2 hands down

just start pumping out counterfeit money and go to a bank to exchange it for real bills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569021)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Jimmy Clausen

B. A would lead to a proliferation of grotesque killing videos (moreso than we see currently).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569109)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:05 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

A just sounds like Judaism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571805)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572669)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

Do my fishing videos count? If so, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572588)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

B please. A is very off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572642)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt

B obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572937)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: niggardly jigger

I’m a lifer vegetarian and I’m still going with option A. Senseless errands and bureaucracy are already out of control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573960)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574145)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Why were clowns? (lawman8)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568712)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: The government gives every poor person in America vouchers that can be redeemed for two meals per day at a Chinese restaurant. In theory, they can be used at any Chinese restaurant in the USA. In practice, what happens is that in poor neighborhoods there are run-down Chinese restaurants that serve cheaply-cooked slop to a clientele of the destitute. Also, in rural poor areas, there are food trucks that go from small town to small town serving subsidized Chinese-style meals.

B: The eating of Chinese food is tightly regulated. Basically, the more flavorful a dish is, the smaller the number of people allowed to eat it. The best Chinese food dishes are reserved for the wealthy or those who have held important public office. If you see anyone eating Peking Duck, you can be sure that they have a net worth above $10 million and/or were a former US Senator or higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568753)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

B cuz I could never eat Chinese food again and be perfectly happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568780)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:06 AM
Author: Why were clowns? (lawman8)

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571806)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

B. Chinese food is lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572596)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A, Chinese for everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572645)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes

A. B would make Chinese food a status symbol, whereas A would have the opposite effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572673)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt

B. A just sounds like current capitalism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572942)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573636)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

A.

probably healthier than what they already eat on food stamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574150)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: British Upgrade

B, because I hate Chinese food and want to be dragged to Chinese restaurants less often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574196)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

B, hate Chinese food, would love to see striver shrews running around treating mid-tier Chinese food as a status symbol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576289)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568720)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: The government requires all Americans to spend two years living abroad, while they are 19 and 20 years old. Socially, the more obscure the foreign country you lived in, the more prestigious it is. The wealthy send their 19-20 year old kids on tours to shithole third world countries. Meanwhile, poor kids are sent to government-run dormitories in popular tourist sites like Paris and Rome, where they set out in cramped tour buses to see things like the Coliseum or Versailles.

B: All Americans are required to spend 2 years working as Amazon delivery people, either after high school or after college. During your 2 years, you are rotated to several different cities and regions. The rationale behind this is that authorities hope that forcing people to perform menial labor will improve their moral character, and that forcing them to work in different parts of the country will familiarize Americans with their big country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568853)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)

Fuck amazon

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569055)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Jimmy Clausen

A. b will be done by drones soon anwyay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569090)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

Isn't A basically Australia? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571596)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

B. Physical labor builds character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572599)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A woukd be better for society as a whole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572647)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt

A hands down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572947)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

B. not actually a bad idea lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574157)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: '''"'"''''

Lmao at A which is basically being a Mormon in Utah

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574231)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: .,,,..,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.


A sounds like a similar dynamic to how college works in practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574984)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568731)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: The government measures how much garbage everyone throws out, and charges you per pound of garbage you generate. HOWEVER, one day a year is proclaimed GARBAGE DAY and on Garbage Day you can throw out anything you want at no cost. Also, anything thrown out on Garbage Day is immediately destroyed/incinerated so it's a day on which you can throw out illegal objects and not get in trouble.

B: Citing global warming concerns, the government bans all flying for non-business. You can still fly for pleasure, you just need to fill out a 10 page form explaining why and fax it to a government office. 99% of these forms are approved as long as you filled out all the sections correctly. It's just a hassle you have to go through. Forms can only be approved on weekdays, natch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569000)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569112)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:07 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

A sounds 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571807)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

B. I fucking hate flying and much prefer driving or taking a train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572604)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A sounds cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572649)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

B. i'm a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574161)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576053)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Kamo tp (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568852)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:29 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: At every accredited law school, there is a competition for 1Ls to see who is the best at memorizing law. The top two students in each 1L class (class, not section) are separated from the rest of their peers and they spend the rest of law school learning to be "law speakers" or people who have memorized all of the statutes of their home state and can recite them from memory. Once they graduate, they are paid a guaranteed $110,000 per year for the rest of their lives by the government, adjusted for inflation. Law Speakers are held in high regard and are used at ceremonies. For example, at a governor's inauguration, they might have a law speaker recite the statute governing eligibility for the governor's office. At a secular wedding, they might bring in a law speaker to recite from memory the laws governing marriage. Some law speakers are itinerants, going from town to town speaking the law to townsfolk.

B: There is a list of 250 approved names and everyone in the USA must give their newborn child a name off that list. Other names are banned. However, once a year, the POTUS is allowed to change the list. The only rule is that it must be exactly 250 names. You can still legally change your name, but only to another name that was on the list the year you were born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569038)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Jimmy Clausen

B. That’s a lot of names man. More than enough!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569084)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

*1-249 are just different spellings of Muhammad*

*250 is Hillary*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569123)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:44 AM
Author: Jimmy Clausen

* names sons “the messenger” and “the prophet”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572211)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

A because it affects so few people and is only marginally more wasteful than how law school are run anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572608)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572657)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573686)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: animeboi

B is actually mildly utopian and some countries actually maintain lists of approved names for newborns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574005)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574135)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

A. not really dystopian, better than what most law students do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574167)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Both seem mildly utopian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576127)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568862)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: The government uses eminent domain to seize abandoned or unprofitable golf courses all over the country. They are then used as camps for the homeless. Tents are pitched, latrines are built, MREs and basic healthcare are provided, homeless people can live a solid, refugee camp style life at these golf courses. Police officers in golf carts keep the peace as best as they can.

B: In failing rust belt and ARE COUNTRY towns all over America, the federal government opens up "City Markets", where local hipsters can sell artisinal food and crafts. These markets are subsidized so that they are profitable even if they sell nothing. However, anyone is free to visit one of these markets and buy product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569075)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke with nigger accent)

not really seeing how A is less dystopian than what we have now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37570131)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

same with B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571160)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:09 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

B is basically the case now. Control f banana

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nationalreview.com/2019/01/tucker-carlson-monologue-populism-politics-personal-responsibility/amp/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571809)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:11 AM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

A sounds like an improvement over the status quo. A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571542)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

A. I've heard A as a proposal before from a comedian or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572618)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A, good use of land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572666)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573660)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

A is actually a good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574170)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: mystery ape lover



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569005)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:52 AM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: the government has outsourced all welfare programs to a weird cult who worships the ancient Greek god Pan. The cult actually does a great job of running welfare programs, but they try to get all of the people who benefit from welfare to worship Pan. They also teach welfare recipients to play the pipe, as Pan does. As a result, there are many well-fed homeless people on the streets playing the pipe for money. Also there are rumors and grainy videos suggesting that the cult uses federal taxpayer dollars to engage in animal and sometimes human sacrifice.

B: As a way of promoting social equality and good behavior, each year every county government randomly selects three of its poorest citizens to serve as "Captains". The captains are dressed in traditional nautical attire and are issued a special gun called the Captain's Gun. They are allowed to kill up to three people per year with their Captain's Gun and have full immunity for this. The social norm is that they kill more privileged people who slighted them in some way before they were a Captain. Also, killing or harming a Captain is a serious offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572244)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Muscadine wine

A. by a mile. Stupid religion is better than no religion and it sounds like worshiping Pan is still better than secular liberalism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572624)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A seems chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572671)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: spring books (books tp)

oh captain my captain X1000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573163)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573647)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)

Both ideas are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576060)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569015)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Anyone who shows exceptional athletic capability is separated from their families at age 16 and sent to special government camps where they work on athletics 100% of the time. This is done for ALL sports, not just popular or profitable ones. The United States wins virtually every single international competition and DOMINATES the Olympics even more so than today. Once these athletes age out or flame out, they are given lifetime pensions and lifetime free healthcare. However, the pensions aren't that great and the healthcare is of low quality. Former athletes struggle to reintegrate into society, having no education beyond 10th grade. Some say that the government is secretly hiring goons to kill retired athletes, to reduce the budgetary burden of having to pay them and give them healthcare.

B: Any high school kid who scores a 1500 or higher on the SAT has the option to become a government eunuch. If they choose this, the government castrates them, but in exchange they are sent to a special, intense training program at Georgetown where they learn the art of public policy. These trained eunuchs are then given some of the most important government jobs, including senior civil service jobs at prestigious US federal agencies and important foreign service jobs. In exceptional cases, eunuchs are even given political offices (like Secretary of the Treasury) when it is felt that an impartial, highly-skilled individual is needed. Needless to say, these eunuchs are given very generous pensions upon retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572925)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

A is literally China, 2018.

B is literally China, 1518.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574194)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Fenicio infelice guarda un Romano TROMBA sua donna (C'est jamais trop grand s’il appartient à Chad!)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575705)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke in nigger accent)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612473)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569045)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Everyone who reaches age 65 is humanely euthanized, unless they can find three (3) people under the age of 50 to vouch for them. The person who vouches for you must be somebody with whom you can prove a pre-existing relationship. i.e., you can't just pay some homeless guy to vouch for you.

B: The wearing of pants is prohibited, except for people who have gone through the pantsing ceremony. Basically, at age 25, people have one shot to petition the government for the right to wear pants. Your petition must include why you should be allowed to wear pants, and in this section you must explain all of your educational and professional accomplishments up until age 25. If the government is impressed, you are invited to a special ceremony where you are given your first pair of pants. Thereafter, you are free to wear pants whenever you want. Social norms dictate that people who wear pants must be treated with great respect by those who cannot wear pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572993)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Andrew Jackson's record of tremendous success

I am going to c/p B to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574162)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

A sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574291)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576063)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke with nigger accent)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569059)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: JFK airport is abandoned after a new, very nice, very modern airport is built somewhere between NYC and Albany. High speed rail connects NYC to this new airport. As for JFK, it is not demolished, but rather it is walled off and turned into a place where there are no laws. A specific block in Manhattan is designated as the JFK transport zone. Anyone who goes to that zone between the hours of 2:00 - 4:00 AM is captured by the government and transported to JFK, where they must fend for themselves in a lawless environment full mostly of people who want to be there. The government occasionally drops food and other supplies into JFK, which people naturally compete over. Everything that happens at JFK is streamed over the internet. Nobody who goes there is ever allowed to come back.

B: In the future, all technology runs on Neodymium. Vast shipments of Neodymium arrive at the US west coast from Asia each day, and they are shipped by truck to the rest of the USA from Oakland and Long Beach. It is vitally important that these shipments arrive on time, or else society collapses. As such, the government cares very much about the comfort of these BIG RIG drivers who carry Neodymium. The government operates big truck stops all over the major tucking routes, and pays for high end prostitutes. Being a high end truck stop prostitute is offered as an option for burned out professionals seeking a change in life. The pay is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573080)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

B sounds hilarious and awesome. lizard lots for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574284)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: .,,,..,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.


(guy hanging out in a lot filled with actual lizards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575034)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:22 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke with nigger accent)

B. I'd renew my CDL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574963)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A sounds amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576251)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: ><<(^((*>

OMG B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612579)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Jimmy Clausen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569068)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: A new and deadly disease begins to spread through the world, and the best way to prevent it is to make sure your ass is really clean. As such, governments across the world begin public service campaigns promoting how to clean your ass. There are PSAs where celebrities demonstrate, on themselves, how to properly wipe your ass. Danny Devito is one of the most popular stars in these PSAs.

B: For reasons that are not explained, the government becomes obsessed with whether or not people are eating protein. The airwaves are full of PSAs promoting eating protein, and government agents hand out free protein bars to the indigent and those who can pass as indigent. There is even a Protein Police, who go into cities and beat up people suspected of neglecting protein in their diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573140)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:18 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke with nigger accent)

A. Really looking forward to Kat Timpf and Ann Coulter doing a PSA on fox, flaunting their slightly fuzzy but perfectly manicured assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576220)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576252)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Jimmy Clausen

B sounds kind of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578603)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: ><<(^((*>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569193)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Everyone who graduates college is given a ceremonial mace ( https://i.imgur.com/QlTmnmR.jpg ). College graduates are allowed to use their maces to beat people who are 22+ but have no college degree. You are only allowed three wacks per victim per day however, and whacking somebody with a mace more than 3 times per day is a crime.

B: People who are 35+ years old but do not have kids are required to spend two weeks per year taking care of somebody else's kids. Most people do this by volunteering at a children's hospital or a daycare. All employers grant unpaid leave for this two week period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573266)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: ><<(^((*>

I really want that prestige mace, but B seems like the better world to build towards.

Also, in A, would people who graduate from any college get the mace, or would there be a prestige cutoff? Would people with Doctorates get to wear their hooded robes and mace people without Doctorates? What do masters degree holders get if anything?

World B seems better, but man, World A seems like good potential for a novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574268)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

all college grads get a mace, you don't gain any new powers for subsequent degrees. beyond your first degree, scholarship is its own reward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574321)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: '''"'"''''

Probably the most Asian set of questions in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574450)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke in nigger accent)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612482)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:41 PM
Author: ><<(^((*>

https://tron.network/about?lng=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612567)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

B is a good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575012)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: .,,,..,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,...:..,:.::,.


B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575045)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

B seems reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576256)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: antoine's po'boy (NOT a uspo alt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37570110)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Because of global warming, armadillos expand to almost the entire United States. There are armadillos roaming the streets of Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, Seattle...pretty much the only places that are armadillo-free are New England and the coldest parts of Minnesota/North Dakota/Montana. The US government has made the armadillo into the national animal, and it is extremely illegal to hurt an armadillo. If you hit an armadillo with your car, even by accident, you could have your entire bank account seized by the government.

B: After President Ocasio-Cortez is found to have violated the Constitution when attempting to nationalize the assets of the Coca-Cola Corporation, the US government signs a settlement with Coca-Cola wherein every resident of the United States is required to wear a jacket with the logo of a Coca-Cola product on it. You have to wear such a jacket anytime you leave the house, even during the height of summer. The term "jacket" is defined liberally, but you must wear a Coca-Cola jacket or else you are arrested and fined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573933)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

I bet you freaking kill it at cards against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574267)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576070)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

B just for AOC being president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576259)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Jimmy Clausen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578609)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: ;',,..:;..;,. (I was her love, she was my queen )

ooooh sounds fun

Hit me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572582)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:15 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Anyone who graduates college with honors/cum laude, as well as anyone who finishes a graduate degree, has the word "SCHOLAR" branded on their forehead. Also, all haircuts that cover the forehead are banned, so that foreheads are always visible and we can see who is a scholar and who is not.

B: Artificial Intelligences are allowed to run for public office. They are represented in public by holograms of anime girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574058)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)

obviously B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574293)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: notanfbiagent

I thought these choices were supposed to be dystopian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575508)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576266)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572636)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: In a corn field just outside of Indianapolis, IN, somebody sets up a 1995 Ford Taurus with a smiley face ( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AopO9ttmL._SX425_.jpg ) painted on the hood. The Ford Taurus is widely believed to represent a supernatural 1995 Ford Taurus that will one day come and bring back the 90's. People from all over the United States make pilgrimages to Indiana to worship this Ford Taurus, as the return of the 90's is increasingly seen as the only way humanity can be saved. It's now very common for teens about to graduate high school to take a road trip to Indiana to worship this Ford Taurus, and obviously have life-changing experiences along the way.

B: African Elephants go extinct in the wild, which leads to a surge in support for radical environmentalism. Each year on Earth Day, all of the kids in the United States line up outside of their school and are whipped by a man wearing an elephant head. This represents humanity's punishment for its collective guilt in allowing elephants to go extinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574487)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A. I want to believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576271)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573173)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

These threads are always so 180. Are you drafting all of these hypos from scratch? That's a lot of work in the name of CONTENT CREATION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573866)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

they come to me in moments of great clarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573886)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

You didn't make a scenario for me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576123)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: animeboi

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573941)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: frog and toad both striking out at WhittierLaw OCI (NoopNoop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574171)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: '''"'"''''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574252)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: ...,,.,,,,.,,,....,...,...,..,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574375)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:16 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Every major city in America is connected by a high speed rail network. For much less than the cost of an airplane ticket, you can take a train that goes 200mph. The trains are usually on time and have a good safety record. The trains have caused most budget airlines to go under. The only issue is that on the inside, these trains are extremely shitty. Seats are small and cramped, bathrooms are dirty, and other passengers are often smelly. There is no premium or first class.

B: Celebrities sell their sperm freely on the open market, thanks to new laws that say if a celebrity gets you pregnant they don't owe child support as long as it was done via artificial insemination. Culturally, what this means is that the norm for professional, educated women is that they stay single until their mid 30's, at which point they have themselves inseminated with the sperm of whatever male celebrity they most admire or are attracted to. Then, if they are successfully impregnated, they search for a beta provider to take care of them and their offspring. Only poor, uneducated girls are interested in having biological children with a non-celebrity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575519)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

A. B sounds awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576282)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581496)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke in nigger accent)

A. I'd drive everywhere like a normal person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612496)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: mother mcree's uptown jug champs

OP has an amazing talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575208)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: It is illegal for anyone to use an elevator without having an elevator pass issued by the government. Generally, to have an elevator pass, you must have no criminal convictions or DUIs during the last year, and you must demonstrate either a net worth above $50,000 or a HHI above $75,000. People who cannot get an elevator pass are free to either use the stairs (businesses and residential buildings that have an elevator MUST allow non-pass holders to use the stairs) or enter the elevator as a guest of a pass-holder. Also every elevator now has a person in it checking for passes, which has created tons of jobs.

B: Any male convicted of a sexual crime must wear a penis cone, similar to how dogs sometimes have their heads in a cone. The cone ensures that while you can still urinate, you cannot stick your penis into anything. Obviously, people with penis cones can no longer wear pants and they have to wear skirts or kilts or other lose-fitting garments. The only way to get out of having to wear a penis cone is agreeing to get castrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575477)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: mother mcree's uptown jug champs

Have to go with A. I'd qualify for elevator privileges, and these days every man is at risk of sex offender status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575741)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Both of these seem like improvements . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575828)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576290)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581500)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575506)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: holdups 8/10 tranny gf (29tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576072)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575485)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Citing some kind of bullshit about the environment, the government makes it illegal to charge any device to more than 75% battery. Most devices will not allow the user to charge past 72%, just to be on the safe side. This is true of almost all mass market consumer phones for example.

B: Citing some kind of bullshit about safety, the government makes it illegal to drive faster than 70mph. Any car sold in the USA is not allowed to go more than 70mph, this is something that manufacturers build into every car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575580)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:31 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576295)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:36 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576322)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

B. You go 12 mph on the 405 anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576333)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 4:18 AM
Author: GASOL (cain (he spoke with nigger accent)

A

I don't get max torque until like 85 MPH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577760)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576291)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:31 PM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576296)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

A: An ideology called “liberalism” becomes extremely popular in the United States. So-called “liberals” aggressively promote transsexualism, and will even seize children from their parents to put them on hormone therapy. College admissions and hiring for any job are substantially dictated by artificial diversity metrics, rather than ability. Interacting with the opposite sex is fraught with peril, as a single evidence-free accusation of sexual misconduct can ruin one’s life. Leaders extol the admission of violent criminals and the followers of a barbaric, expansionist religion into the country in huge numbers. Obesity, promiscuity, polyamory, and all manner of degeneracy are promoted on the grounds that anything else is “shaming.” Speaking out against any of this is a radical act, and can result in both firing and social ostracism.

2. A politician is elected vowing to stop everything in Scenario 1, but he is an incompetent reality television host who struggles to implement any policy goals besides those pushed by his son in law, the scion of a major financial criminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576692)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)

C: I choose to ignore reality and live my life entirely on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577048)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577626)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:50 AM
Author: Krampusnacht



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577913)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

lol we r so fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577130)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:03 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

"A" is literally more insane than every single other scenario in this thread implemented simultaneously together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578086)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)

(Guy wearing boner cone as he greets the elevator officer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578093)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581507)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 4:19 AM
Author: a den of proles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577762)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

A: Dishwashers are banned. No machines are allowed to wash dishes. Everyone has to wash dishes by themselves, or hire a human servant to wash dishes for them.

B: Private washers and dryers are banned. You have to either wash your clothes the old fashioned way with water, or you have to use a laundromat. Most people opt for the latter, so there is a huge market for laundromats and lots of innovations. There are upscale laundromats only for high net worth individuals, there are laundromats that are also arcades so you can play games while your laundry is being done, and in the most liberal cities there are public laundromats run by the government, which often also double as homeless shelters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581696)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


Good one. Id probably go with A. B might be kind of cool but a huge time suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581856)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi

I'm going with B here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612059)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Venkatesh Subramanian's favorite alt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612488)