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is Matt Damon the fakest hollywood alpha ever?

i mean he makes Josh Hartnett seem like Jocko Willink
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
he;s a rich man's Marky Mark
Rebellious bat shit crazy theater
  01/18/19
? he's from the PROC
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
what is that? it sounds cool. is it a colorful Boston irish ...
Rebellious bat shit crazy theater
  01/18/19
it's the People's Republic of Cambridge
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
Maybe if you've only ever seen the Bourne movies. He plays a...
topaz bossy sneaky criminal
  01/18/19
even in GWH "Carmine, you remembah me?" *Car...
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
He might have been a tough southie from bawston but you'll n...
topaz bossy sneaky criminal
  01/18/19
it was pretty clear that this "therapy" was in act...
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
...
Harsh location
  01/18/19
...
topaz bossy sneaky criminal
  01/18/19
...
Swollen hissy fit
  01/18/19
He was dam good looking in talented Mr Ripley. Him and Jude ...
lemon famous landscape painting
  10/27/19
that's his best character type too because he's a mysterious...
Talented voyeur
  10/27/19
His transportation and expense package in his deals is insan...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
i think we all knew he was a primadonna catty faggot
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
He is. Production had issues with him and his hair. lol.
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
Rofl
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
what about his hair? thinning? not movie star-esque?
Lascivious chartreuse mad-dog skullcap
  01/18/19
Thinning, yes, but he had extensions for this one. Had to do...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
Oh, and his hair guy is in London. Had to fly the fucker fir...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
https://media.gq.com/photos/57b4d9b7c4fb86bf3ac6f30b/3:2/w_5...
Lascivious chartreuse mad-dog skullcap
  01/18/19
LOL, obviously worth it right? Yeah dude, that pony tail...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
was it that weird wall of china movie?
Big mother
  01/18/19
Can neither confirm nor deny. heh.
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
Isn’t he a much bigger star than either of those guys?
Azure Point
  01/18/19
Not MUCH bigger, but yeah. Sam Jackson had a personal masseu...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
So you’re at a studio in production legal? Don’...
wine french chef rigpig
  01/18/19
Ive worked in house and in boutique entertainment firms. The...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
I mean that sounds somewhat reasonable
Big mother
  01/18/19
Yeah would seem reasonable. But there are a lot of folks in ...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
Agreed. Though it makes me wonder how much movie stars work ...
Overrated Abode
  01/18/19
Depends on the day and style of shoot. For him, he could...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
Interesting. Thx. I guess they probably shoot at night somet...
Overrated Abode
  01/18/19
yep. Most talent will have a 12-hr door to door turnaround c...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
Link?
cyan passionate kitchen
  01/18/19
His butt buddy Ben is so much queerer
mauve 180 market
  01/18/19
https://pagesix.com/2018/08/23/ben-affleck-stopped-at-jack-i...
Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse
  01/18/19
jfc
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
thats hilarious
Harsh location
  01/18/19
I remember when he was doing Weekend Update and Good Will Hu...
mind-boggling shrine
  01/18/19
“Other snapshots show Garner, who wore sunglasses, han...
frozen faggot firefighter
  01/19/19
He wasn't in an alpha stud fraternity like Brad pitt or mc...
lemon famous landscape painting
  01/18/19
I'm 100% sure he got beat up all the time growing up. He has...
Big mother
  01/18/19
Yes as well as Clooney
angry masturbator
  01/18/19
Jon snow
blathering trust fund hospital
  01/18/19
he has a semi retarded mouth
drab razzmatazz stag film digit ratio
  01/18/19
...
Harsh location
  01/18/19
Getting into and dropping out of Harvard undergrad is pretty...
Overrated Abode
  01/18/19
Risten
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
He was too convincing in Behind the Candelabra if you know w...
shivering shaky lay
  01/18/19
yes
Elite nursing home queen of the night
  01/18/19
Miles Teller is worse
Maroon soul-stirring native water buffalo
  01/18/19
who?
burgundy area
  01/18/19
-famous and rich for most of his adult life -went to Harv...
Supple self-centered center twinkling uncleanness
  01/18/19
hey Ben, how was rehab?
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
(short ugly bald sexile)
Supple self-centered center twinkling uncleanness
  01/18/19
finnish privilege
topaz bossy sneaky criminal
  01/19/19
...
cowardly church building partner
  01/19/19
Fantastically subtle Jeremy Renner trolling
heady trailer park goyim
  01/18/19
no way. matt damon really is a guy from boston. so he's a ...
Demanding Odious Gas Station
  01/18/19
? he’s a pussy boy from Cambridge
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/18/19
...
frozen faggot firefighter
  01/19/19
John Krasinski
Razzle jew
  01/19/19
i would argue that he's hollywood's greatest closet alpha ...
Stubborn khaki spot
  01/19/19
i heard his distant cousin is chill as fuck
Talented voyeur
  10/27/19


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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

i mean he makes Josh Hartnett seem like Jocko Willink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613482)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Rebellious bat shit crazy theater

he;s a rich man's Marky Mark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613484)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:26 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

?

he's from the PROC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613488)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:27 AM
Author: Rebellious bat shit crazy theater

what is that? it sounds cool. is it a colorful Boston irish thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613489)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:28 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

it's the People's Republic of Cambridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613491)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:32 AM
Author: topaz bossy sneaky criminal

Maybe if you've only ever seen the Bourne movies. He plays a queer or a dweeb in like 90% of his movies. Ripley, The Informant, Good Will Hunting, The Martian, Syriana, etc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613497)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:37 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

even in GWH

"Carmine, you remembah me?"

*Carmine whips his ass like he did in kindagahten*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613506)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: topaz bossy sneaky criminal

He might have been a tough southie from bawston but you'll never convince me he wasn't sucking off robin williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613606)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 7:16 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

it was pretty clear that this "therapy" was in actuality grooming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613623)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: Harsh location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614263)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: topaz bossy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614820)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Swollen hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37615039)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 1:39 AM
Author: lemon famous landscape painting

He was dam good looking in talented Mr Ripley. Him and Jude Law at their peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#39032372)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: Talented voyeur

that's his best character type too because he's a mysterious badboy, not a half-witted chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#39032405)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

His transportation and expense package in his deals is insane. He gets more perks than John Goodman and Samuel L. Jackson.

Not flame, I've done deals in the past for all of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613517)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:45 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

i think we all knew he was a primadonna catty faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613522)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 5:53 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

He is. Production had issues with him and his hair. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613528)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:03 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613530)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: Lascivious chartreuse mad-dog skullcap

what about his hair? thinning? not movie star-esque?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613567)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:47 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Thinning, yes, but he had extensions for this one. Had to do reshoots and had to fly out a specialist to tend to his precious locks. It was absurd and he (through his reps) was throwing an outright temper tantrum over it so it must have been important to lil matty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613570)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Oh, and his hair guy is in London. Had to fly the fucker first class across the world for fucking hair extensions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613571)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:49 AM
Author: Lascivious chartreuse mad-dog skullcap

https://media.gq.com/photos/57b4d9b7c4fb86bf3ac6f30b/3:2/w_560/matt-damon-hair-32jpg.jpeg

is the pony tail fake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613573)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:50 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

LOL, obviously worth it right?

Yeah dude, that pony tail is fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613575)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Big mother

was it that weird wall of china movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614385)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Can neither confirm nor deny.

heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614429)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:39 AM
Author: Azure Point

Isn’t he a much bigger star than either of those guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613564)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:42 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Not MUCH bigger, but yeah. Sam Jackson had a personal masseuse every day, also went to the most expensive country club for golf every day that the production paid for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613566)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: wine french chef rigpig

So you’re at a studio in production legal? Don’t you cap out at like 160k with no advancement opportunities? Just chill there forever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614296)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Ive worked in house and in boutique entertainment firms. There is room for advancement but it's difficult. Most people in house jump ship for advancement.

You cap out at like $250k.

I'm rocking international now in London.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614422)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Big mother

I mean that sounds somewhat reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614403)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Yeah would seem reasonable. But there are a lot of folks in entertainment hellbent on making other ppls lives miserable. At the end of the day it's all such utter bullshit. And watching the shit that gets made as opposed to the shit that should is just depressing especially since most people have no real say over what gets made and what doesnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614443)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: Overrated Abode

Agreed. Though it makes me wonder how much movie stars work since a round of golf is like 4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614479)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

Depends on the day and style of shoot.

For him, he could shoot his scenes in the morning, then they would use his stand in the rest of the day not showing his face so he could go play golf. He'd still work an avg of 8 hr days, just with breaks in between.

Other days, some actors are on call for 12 hrs and will wait it out in their trailer until their scene while others will shoot the full 12 hrs. All depends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614548)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Overrated Abode

Interesting. Thx. I guess they probably shoot at night sometimes, too, so golf wouldn’t interfere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614565)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

yep. Most talent will have a 12-hr door to door turnaround clause in their agreement, so they wont work longer than 12 hrs in a day including travel to and from set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614621)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: cyan passionate kitchen

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614351)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:54 AM
Author: mauve 180 market

His butt buddy Ben is so much queerer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613586)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:56 AM
Author: Balding multi-colored bawdyhouse

https://pagesix.com/2018/08/23/ben-affleck-stopped-at-jack-in-the-box-on-the-way-to-rehab/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613591)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 7:17 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613629)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Harsh location

thats hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614275)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

I remember when he was doing Weekend Update and Good Will Hunting was up for best screenplay, he joked about how Matt Damon was the real brains hunched over the typewriter doing all the work and Ben Affleck was sitting on the side of the bed doing arm curls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614308)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:01 AM
Author: frozen faggot firefighter

“Other snapshots show Garner, who wore sunglasses, handing a greasy bag of food to Affleck in the back seat.“

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37619510)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 6:59 AM
Author: lemon famous landscape painting

He wasn't in an alpha stud fraternity like

Brad pitt or mcconaughey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37613597)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Big mother

I'm 100% sure he got beat up all the time growing up. He has that weak and pathetic facial look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614381)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: angry masturbator

Yes as well as Clooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614384)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: blathering trust fund hospital

Jon snow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614436)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: drab razzmatazz stag film digit ratio

he has a semi retarded mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614451)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Harsh location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614604)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: Overrated Abode

Getting into and dropping out of Harvard undergrad is pretty alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614484)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

Risten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614758)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: shivering shaky lay

He was too convincing in Behind the Candelabra if you know what I mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37614556)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Elite nursing home queen of the night

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37615042)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring native water buffalo

Miles Teller is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37615063)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: burgundy area

who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618491)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: Supple self-centered center twinkling uncleanness

-famous and rich for most of his adult life

-went to Harvard

-A-list celebrity treated like a king everywhere he goes 25 years later

-married hot, down to earth Latina to raise his children and fuck and suck him with vigorous loyalty

-essentially rich forever, never really needs to try again due to sustainable income based on nothing but being famous and extant wealth

-Oscar winner

-Made some 180 action movies and beloved by American audiences

-Not fat, bald, or ugly even as he enters middle age

Matt Damon: 1/100,000,00 level rich, famous, handsome, smart guy.

You: critical aspie with almost zero sexual appeal feeling righteous about calling liberal Matt Damon a closeted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618189)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

hey Ben, how was rehab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618192)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 10:06 PM
Author: Supple self-centered center twinkling uncleanness

(short ugly bald sexile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618214)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:02 AM
Author: topaz bossy sneaky criminal

finnish privilege

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37619513)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:10 AM
Author: cowardly church building partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37619529)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: heady trailer park goyim

Fantastically subtle Jeremy Renner trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618507)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:21 PM
Author: Demanding Odious Gas Station

no way. matt damon really is a guy from boston. so he's a bit of a dick when doing his "art". whatever. i don't like when people fuck up at work either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618555)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

?

he’s a pussy boy from Cambridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37618595)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:07 AM
Author: frozen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37619521)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: Razzle jew

John Krasinski

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37619523)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 6:20 AM
Author: Stubborn khaki spot

i would argue that he's hollywood's greatest closet alpha

he had to play a millennial fag on the office but he really shined in 13 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#37619716)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 1:35 AM
Author: Talented voyeur

i heard his distant cousin is chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4180363&forum_id=2#39032363)