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Time for another Diamond Dallas Date Report (DDC)

Prior chick: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/11/19
What was his name? (obligatory post)
napoleone
  02/11/19
And a bonus update about psycho latina sex kitten: Hadn't...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/11/19
lol pics plz
thanks clown boner
  02/11/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983201&fo...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/11/19
lmao
4'10 indian guy complaining about white people
  02/11/19
...
pity pussy
  02/11/19
Hmmm . . .I went to look at her pics on tinder and either sh...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/11/19
Update?
lawman8
  02/11/19
Blank bump. Please tell me you didn’t type all this ou...
lawman8
  02/11/19
She messaged me today (just to say to have a good day) so I ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/11/19
Ok, good to hear. I think the nightmare scenario would crush...
lawman8
  02/12/19
Yeah, actually I'm pretty sure she's not messaging me much b...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/12/19
gay thread without outing her language
deus vult
  02/11/19
Spanish. Fair-skinned latina
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/11/19
I can hear her saying "meester yeenks"
dirte
  02/17/19
...
Voodoo Child
  02/11/19
“I finally had some breathing room to meet her this we...
Of All That Is Hoaping & Waiting For You
  02/11/19
she got super-excited when I asked her out for thursday. ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/13/19
jfc dude
deus vult
  02/13/19
Asked her to send me a few pics because I wanted to look at ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/14/19
So the plot thickens. Last night I went out with someone els...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/16/19
#chadproblems
deus vult
  02/16/19
What would you do here? I'm not a Chad, in the sense that I ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/16/19
don't worry, you're autistic & spergy and will fuck it u...
.;.;...;.;...;.;.;;;.;.;..;..;.
  02/16/19
idk. this is modern dating. if you want to pick one now y...
deus vult
  02/16/19
cr both of these broads are fucking 3-8 other guys right ...
pity pussy
  02/16/19
Doubt this. OP chick deleted tinder and seems to really ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/17/19
you thinkg she's this good from spending all her free time k...
pity pussy
  02/17/19
Oh I know the chick has obviously fucked a lot, I just think...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/17/19
she just messaged me "it's so good that I didn't wan...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/17/19
vividly describe her vagina from inner labia to posterior fo...
pity pussy
  02/17/19
haven't really looked around it much. She's a lights off/net...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/17/19
nice ty
pity pussy
  02/17/19
hahahahhahaha wow i loved reading multiple paragraphs about ...
paul bernardo
  02/16/19
Are you a Chad? How are you having all this easy sex? Aren&r...
.....................:......:::.......;...........
  02/16/19
I'm good looking and successful (especially in the context o...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/17/19
my nigga
pity pussy
  02/17/19
she asked me if i had ever dated anyone my own age and I ref...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/17/19
cr just fucked my first same age pwned broad recently in ...
pity pussy
  02/17/19


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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:40 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Prior chick:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4147731&mc=20&forum_id=2

That one came to an unceremonious end when she turned out to be a shameless whore (big surprise) and moved away shortly thereafter. I posted the lulzy details in another thread but can't find it. Anyways, I spent most of December and January very depressed and addicted to video games and XOXO, borderline non-functional in terms of getting work done. This was not really on account of the chick because I had minimal feelings for her, but being exposed to that level of toxicity certainly didn't help my mood. Mostly, it was an existential crisis about aging and the lack of good marriage prospects in my city. At the end of January I got slammed with work (exacerbated by prior slacking). February 1-8 I billed over 100 hours. And of course, that brutal week was when shitloads of quality app matches started rolling in.

One stuck out a lot. . .I had a visceral reaction of "wow, I really hope I match with her." I have literally hundreds of technically "hotter" matches I never bother to talk to, but she looked like the *type* of woman I want. Actually she reminded me of my ex wife a lot . . . similar facial expressions, style, picture selection, sweet face, approachable, very pretty, minimal makeup. A wholesome 7/10. IG full of hobbyist photography of mundane stuff made to look interesting, rather than the typical lineup of shrewy, self-indulgent shit.

She matched with me later that night and messaged me first. My read of her turned out to be spot-on. I was also pleased to find out she liked anime. Unfortunately I couldn't meet her because I was so busy, to which her response was "I'll be patient, I promise I won't be a distraction XD." I finally had some breathing room to meet her this weekend, and she confessed that she was nervous about meeting me because she was still learning English and was using a translator to help chat with me. I joked we could just spend all of our time making out while she learned. She was sweet, dorky, and very pretty, so I felt the need to meet her despite the issue.

We settled on dual language netflix as the easiest way to break the ice. I picked her up and she was very tiny, and a bit prettier than expected. There was definitely a bit of awkwardness, but she was cheerful and we used our phones to text to fill in language gaps when they came up.

Eventually we started making out on my couch, with a long transition into eventually fucking. HOLY FUCK. I don't think I've ever felt so connected to a chick during sex. She's definitely the most vocal I've had (and in an arousing rather than annoying way), amazing face to stare at (for the past year I've had a lot of stacked as fuck bodies at the expense of mediocre faces), rides dick *hard*, has a very active pussy that was massaging and milking my cock from the inside, and very affectionate.

I cannot make this up . . . it was so intense that after we both got off, we looked around and laughed because we realized that we had moved my couch back about 6 feet and it was now pressed up against the wall. I washed off and then came back and fucked her again in missionary. Simultaneous orgasms with our cheeks nuzzled. We cuddled for a while and some stray kisses escalated again, so I took her to the bedroom and fucked her for the third time. More simultaneous orgasms. Her moaning and her pussy clamping down just completely sets me off. We laid there and cuddled for a long time until she had to go. As we were getting up, she slipped a hint of tongue into one of her kisses and before I knew it, I was pounding away from behind. Again, simultaneous orgasms. I love her body, and especially her legs and ass. Very taut, petite, and springy.

When it was time to say goodnight, we both had an extremely hard time letting go. There was a warmth and affection to the embrace that was *not* normal for a first date. It was more like we had been dating for months and were in an intense relationship. I think I might make this chick mine, language barrier be damned. . .conversations are a struggle but I'm falling for her HARD.

Get ready for an entertaining thread, xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761729)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:44 AM
Author: napoleone

What was his name? (obligatory post)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761738)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:49 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

And a bonus update about psycho latina sex kitten:

Hadn't seen her for months. A few weeks ago, I got a lengthy 4am text that filled the entire goddamn screen of my phone. "Can't stop thinking about you, I miss your cum, etc etc." Told her I was sorry that it didn't work out, that I'd probably never be able to develop true feelings for her, and that she shouldn't contact me because she'd just end up getting used for sex.

Last saturday night, the following exchange occurred:

"Hi, I'm in [my city, which is 2.5 hours away from hers], I really want to see you"

"why are you here? this is getting weird"

"I just want to be near you. I don't need anybody else, youre the only one who makes me feel alive <3"

"Please don't come here. If you do, I'll call the police."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761741)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:50 AM
Author: thanks clown boner

lol pics plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761743)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:54 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983201&forum_id=2#36512843

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761748)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: 4'10 indian guy complaining about white people

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37765285)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:54 AM
Author: pity pussy (committed suicide on 12.15.18)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761750)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 3:30 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Hmmm . . .I went to look at her pics on tinder and either she unmatched me or deleted her account.

She msged me "the sex was insane" with four monkey face-covering emojis and "I loved being with you even if we could only understand each other halfway," so hopefully it's the former. The alternative would be pretty toxic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37761771)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: lawman8

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37765208)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 10:23 PM
Author: lawman8

Blank bump. Please tell me you didn’t type all this out and get so excited only for her to immediately unmatch and block you. That would be devastating. I hope for your sake she is taking herself off the market for others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37766798)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

She messaged me today (just to say to have a good day) so I doubt it's the nightmare scenario.

Plus passionate latina chicks tend to rush into shit so it's culturally more likely that she's already planning out our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37767250)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: lawman8

Ok, good to hear. I think the nightmare scenario would crush just about any man, so good thing it doesn’t seem to be present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37767713)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 2:26 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Yeah, actually I'm pretty sure she's not messaging me much because she knows I'm busy with work. I texted her "hi" at around midnight and got a "hiiiiiiii, how was your day?" within a minute. Seems like she really likes me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37767921)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:40 PM
Author: deus vult (from Constantinople to the stars)

gay thread without outing her language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37764081)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Spanish. Fair-skinned latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37765133)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:18 AM
Author: dirte

I can hear her saying "meester yeenks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795406)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37765323)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:30 PM
Author: Of All That Is Hoaping & Waiting For You (Dr. Thunder)

“I finally had some breathing room to meet her this weekend, and she confessed that she was nervous about meeting me because she was still learning English and was using a translator to help chat with me.”

jfc this reads just like johnsmeyer flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37765334)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

she got super-excited when I asked her out for thursday.

"yeeeaaah!!!!!!"

"i mean if you even want to deal with this little girl who does not understand you [mixture of a bunch of happy and embarrassed emojis]"

She's so endearing. I feel like I'm getting sucked in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37774352)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: deus vult (from Constantinople to the stars)

jfc dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37774395)



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Date: February 14th, 2019 2:21 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Asked her to send me a few pics because I wanted to look at her and couldnt find her on tinder anymore

Response: "I closed tinder [smiley face]"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37779993)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

So the plot thickens. Last night I went out with someone else I started talking to at around the same time as OP chick. Normally I don't continue to meet new people if I like someone and have already fucked them, but the other chick was very flirty and enthusiastic so it was hard to say no.

We only had dinner and drinks, didn't even kiss her, but we texted a bit after and she asked me out again first thing this morning. She seems pretty confident and aggressive, but not in an off-putting way, she's very polite. Attractive too. I like her, but she's old fashioned and I doubt she'll fuck right away. She's somewhat signalling that she's pursuing me for a LTR.

Now I'm in an awkward situation where I have no idea what to do. OP girl wants to see me again, and I still think she's great, obviously a lot of fucking is going to happen. Second girl is definitely a LTR candidate, and she seems like the type who would hold it against me for fucking someone else after we started dating. Which, I can't blame her for at all because I would instantly write off a chick who fucked another guy after going out with me.

It seems like I should be picking one, but how can I do that based on just one date? If I see them for a while and pick OP girl, it's fine because things would have moved slowly with the second chick. If I pick the second chick, the OP girl likely gets hurt a *lot*, and the second chick isn't happy that I was fucking OP girl. It seems like I'm resigned to just lie about it, which I don't like, or maybe talk to the second chick before I see OP girl again and gauge how she's gonna react.

Am I just overthinking this? I know I have the "we never said we were exlusive" card but both chicks deserve better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37792825)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: deus vult (from Contantinople to the stars)

#chadproblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793494)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

What would you do here? I'm not a Chad, in the sense that I actually care about treating nice women well. If they were just random shitty chicks I wouldn't care, but either would make a good girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793505)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: .;.;...;.;...;.;.;;;.;.;..;..;.


don't worry, you're autistic & spergy and will fuck it up with whichever of the 2 girls you choose so there's no right or wrong choice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793516)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 6:19 PM
Author: deus vult (from Contantinople to the stars)

idk. this is modern dating.

if you want to pick one now you can try. but it wouldnt be weird to date both for a while if you can be honest about it. if you dont think you can be honest then you probably shouldnt do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793548)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 6:20 PM
Author: pity pussy

cr

both of these broads are fucking 3-8 other guys right now as we speak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793556)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:15 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Doubt this.

OP chick deleted tinder and seems to really like me. I saw her again tonight. Been working shitloads and really needed the break. Didn't even bother with the pretense of a movie this time. Just a few hours of cuddling and phenomenal sex. She unleashed the full strength of her pussy tonight. That thing is a goddamn vice . . .it's actually strong enough to cause pain if she really clamps down. But normally she leaves it a bit looser so I can just pound away at it, then when I'm about to cum she starts massaging a bit. She's quite skilled and very noisy. I really like her face.

Other chick really seemed to make it a priority to meet me. Basically planned the date and inserted herself into my schedule. I was busy as fuck and didn't really have the bandwidth to even think about setting up a date, but she followed up a couple of times trying to get me to meet her and had a time and place ready to go. Flirty texts right after, asked me out for the very next available day the next morning. Why go to that much effort if she's fucking other doods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795403)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:19 AM
Author: pity pussy

you thinkg she's this good from spending all her free time kegeling or practicing on fresh cock?

tinder isnt the only place dick is relegated too

they all do this with the apps, hence the puase accoutn feature friend

pound away thhough by all means, latinas are insatiable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795409)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:34 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Oh I know the chick has obviously fucked a lot, I just think I'm the only one she's fucking now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795443)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:36 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

she just messaged me

"it's so good that I didn't want to stop"

"you fucked me incredibly [EIGHT monkey face-covering emojis]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795446)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:42 AM
Author: pity pussy

vividly describe her vagina from inner labia to posterior fornix tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795456)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:44 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

haven't really looked around it much. She's a lights off/netflix lighting chick. Seems like your typical coinslot class vag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795461)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:47 AM
Author: pity pussy

nice ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795467)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: paul bernardo

hahahahhahaha wow i loved reading multiple paragraphs about some upper 30s loser having SEX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793681)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


Are you a Chad? How are you having all this easy sex? Aren’t you a nebbish gamer lawyer or some shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37793783)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:32 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

I'm good looking and successful (especially in the context of where I live), but I'm an antisocial gamer dork. I own it though. I'm out on first dates telling chicks that I don't like to socialize and would rather just be gaming and crushing weights, trashing foodies and travelshrews as petty and self-indulgent, etc.

Chick last night was in her mid 20s and when age came up she mentioned that she'd never dated someone significantly older (12-13 yr gap here). I told her it had never really crossed my mind because she was just in my normal range, and that I usually date college students or chicks a bit out. She actually got visibly insecure about whether *she* was too old for *me*.

At this point I'm really just in a zen-like state where I legitimately *don't* care about the outcome of my dates and just say and do whatever the fuck I want. I got my heart completely ripped out by a chick a while back and it lead me to a higher state of consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795434)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:33 AM
Author: pity pussy

my nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795440)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:47 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

she asked me if i had ever dated anyone my own age and I reflected for a second and then remarked that I hadn't. I was like "let's be serious, what would a 3X year old woman have to offer me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795466)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:48 AM
Author: pity pussy

cr

just fucked my first same age pwned broad recently in a while and was underwhlemed

i usually go 8-10 years younger or older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199301&forum_id=2#37795469)