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Nastiest place I ever took a shit was a pizza place in Trenton, NJ

Was in Trenton for meetings. There's fucking NOWHERE near th...
Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale
  02/21/19
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Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale
  02/21/19
i can't poop anywhere but at home
ivory bearded codepig
  02/21/19
Is the toilet paper on the seat just an Asian thing or what
House-broken Turquoise Karate
  02/21/19
White but I do this, too. I call it a "nest."
heady hospital
  02/21/19
The toilet seat was soaked man, that seemed like a no braine...
Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale
  02/21/19
leather-soled shoes?
heady hospital
  02/21/19
Yeah dress shoes
Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale
  02/21/19
lol prole tell
Anal comical station
  02/21/19
Would read one or two more times
Haunting Dun House
  02/21/19
Also we later learned there is a cafeteria in the basement o...
Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale
  02/21/19


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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale

Was in Trenton for meetings. There's fucking NOWHERE near the capitol building to chill out so we walked a few blocks and there was some absolute trash pizza place/cafeteria called Columbus or something. Several strung out homeless people laying around in there. Even buying a bottle of water was an ordeal and felt revolting. We had to sit there an hour or two, and eventually I knew I was going to have to shit. So I went to the bathroom (single use) which was about the size of a broom closet, in fact it seemed a lot like a closet because there were buckets and mops stacked in there. Everything was wet and there was standing liquid on the floor. I'm sure there was a fair amount of piss on that floor but I don't remember the smell being bad, I think it was just all busted and leaking. The lights didn't work. So I turned on my phone flashlight and propped it on the sink so at least it wasn't pitch black. Was in my suit and tried to avoid my suit pants touching the wet floor. Covered the wet toilet seat liberally with toilet paper and figured I'd hover as best I could. Meanwhile I REALLY have to shit and am "starting to crown" and sweating bullets, since obviously given the circumstances I had held out as long as possible. Exploded a very nasty and slimy diarrhea of coffee and donuts and the prior night's burger and beers. Flushed a couple times along the way to try to avoid clogs. I could tell by the first few wipes that this was a very nasty wiper, but I couldn't exactly see the toilet paper because of the angle of my phone flashlight. Wiped a couple dozen times, no confidence in the cleanliness, and got the fuck out of there as quickly as I could. Shoes felt wet through the soles. Pants avoided wetness as far as I could tell. My ass did touch the wet toilet seat covered in wet toilet paper, so I tried to wipe that wetness off but my ass was still very clammy for another long while.

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:58 AM
Author: ivory bearded codepig

i can't poop anywhere but at home

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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:29 AM
Author: House-broken Turquoise Karate

Is the toilet paper on the seat just an Asian thing or what

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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:42 AM
Author: heady hospital

White but I do this, too. I call it a "nest."

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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale

The toilet seat was soaked man, that seemed like a no brainer

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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:42 AM
Author: heady hospital

leather-soled shoes?

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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale

Yeah dress shoes

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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:59 AM
Author: Anal comical station

lol prole tell

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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Haunting Dun House

Would read one or two more times

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal kitty cat locale

Also we later learned there is a cafeteria in the basement of the capitol or the adjacent building or something

https://m.yelp.com/biz/columbus-international-pizza-i-trenton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206082&forum_id=2#37820190)