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Wife on au pair search: no fatties
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:41 PM Author: greedy violent locale Wife thinks that being fat is a sign of poor self control and a poor work ethic. Also believes that my dotter responds better to attractive faces and a bubbly personality because she didn’t like the one fat Brazilian babysitter we used to use. She is INSISTING I find a fit cheerful Latin American girl with a pretty face for us to live with while I am home this week.
A pic of my former nanny is below for reference. Should have included that in my thread yesterday.
https://imgur.com/a/4uG0wzz |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:52 PM Author: provocative house-broken codepig dilemma "Wife thinks that being fat is a sign of poor self control and a poor work ethic"
100% right about that. |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:53 PM Author: greedy violent locale It is the truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821143) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:54 PM Author: provocative house-broken codepig dilemma Explains why you're clearly pudgy and soft now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821149) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:56 PM Author: greedy violent locale I am sort of lazy - also I am far from soft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821167) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 7:28 PM Author: provocative house-broken codepig dilemma You clearly have a soft stomach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37822575) |
Date: February 21st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: Unhinged swashbuckling sanctuary ungghh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821053) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:43 PM Author: cracking iridescent plaza internal respiration lmao your wife is 180
just gotta get her a lobotomy and you two will live happily ever after |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:43 PM Author: Startling mad cow disease lettuce Wife sounds dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821060) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:45 PM Author: greedy violent locale Which of these two options looks more cheerful? I like both of their profiles.
https://imgur.com/a/Ji8l2j1 |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:47 PM Author: Jet Balding Church Building Fortuitous Meteor #1 is more cheerful
#2 has occasional bouts of anger, anxiety, sadness |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:47 PM Author: greedy violent locale TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821094) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:49 PM Author: boyish gaping forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821110) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:53 PM Author: passionate fantasy-prone elastic band site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821144) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:52 PM Author: greedy violent locale Rate these two options. Other potential candidates.
https://imgur.com/a/2mdvgFy |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:53 PM Author: milky gas station incel jfc at the first one. how many masturbation fantasies did you have to the one that just left (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821138) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:53 PM Author: exhilarant corner Going back to the well, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821139) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:56 PM Author: greedy violent locale There are literally no other options. There are only 22 non-Brazilian au pairs on the website we see using. I am doing the screening though and am avoiding some obvious red flags. Preference is for someone that has good English skills, comes from a stable home, is from a rural area, and has a background that indicates a strong interest in childcare - not sucking and fucking Marines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821162) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:54 PM Author: Cyan dashing hunting ground queen of the night I vote #1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821148) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:05 PM Author: greedy violent locale My preference as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821219) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:06 PM Author: Light theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821231) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:22 PM Author: vigorous brunch wouldn't trust a 19 yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821984) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:53 PM Author: passionate fantasy-prone elastic band site Your wife is the gift that keeps on giving. She honestly cracks me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821135) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 2:58 PM Author: greedy violent locale It is actually kind of entertaining to be married to her when she is not having a rage episode. She is fun, likes to drink and fuck, stays in shape, and says funny shit all the time. Has borderline fascist views that are sincerely held. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821180) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:03 PM Author: greedy violent locale Brothers I am going to need you to rate these two as well. Second one reminds me of a Brazilian Brittany Murphy.
https://imgur.com/a/6otAa96 |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:06 PM Author: Light theater stage ewww redheads
the ones above are hotter |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:07 PM Author: greedy violent locale IDK, I think the brunette is hot. Other ones give off a more cheerful vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821238) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:17 PM Author: exhilarant corner #1 looks and will age like Sophia Vergara. Select her immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821295) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:26 PM Author: vibrant lavender masturbator This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 12:24 PM Author: talented effete stain first set #1 is the winner easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825862) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:13 PM Author: onyx rehab shitlib Thread is hilarious. But I will note that your original shitty nanny was legit model hot.
Still don't get your whole obsession with Brazil. |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:15 PM Author: greedy violent locale There is no obsession brother, they are pretty much our only options. Over 90 percent of the au pairs on the sites we have looked at are from Brazil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821286) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:17 PM Author: onyx rehab shitlib No way am I getting someone from Brazil. Just saying. I would do E. Europe then straight to S. Asia. E. Europe is because we're from there though. The advice I got from a friend who did this is to try to get someone from your own culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821296) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:22 PM Author: greedy violent locale Yeah, some poor Ukrainian girl who thinks she is living in paradise would be perfect. I like the Mormon option as well. I need to research other sites - every site I have found has mainly Latin American girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821341) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:28 PM Author: vibrant lavender masturbator (Retard who hasn't learned anything from his and his wife's failed attempt to exploit someone naive for slave labor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37822011) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 12:27 PM Author: Light theater stage didnt you say she was plain before? ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825883) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:17 PM Author: boyish gaping forum Post an au pair ad on KSL (salt lake) classifieds. Its the local version of craigslist, its free, and you can pay some dumb mormon girl almost nothing and she won't be an evil child abuser voodoo half nig brazilan. They'll think living in so cal is exotic too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821302) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:18 PM Author: greedy violent locale Fantastic idea brother. I am going to bring this up to my wife. She supports getting a Mormon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821309) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:29 PM Author: boyish gaping forum Feel free to pull me in as needed. Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821385) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:27 PM Author: greedy violent locale Thoughts on this Mormon option?
https://www.greataupair.com/aupair/American-Draper/aupair2003536.htm |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:29 PM Author: boyish gaping forum 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821392) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:08 PM Author: onyx rehab shitlib Why would a 27-year-old Mormon woman be doing this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821612) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:39 PM Author: autistic magenta public bath ladyboy something is off here
every mormon girl her age is married with 3 kids |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:11 PM Author: boyish gaping forum I thnk this site is largely flame i signed up with a blank profile just to try to see more pics and got almost 100 messages from bots within a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821947) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 7:13 PM Author: vigorous brunch She’s already raised her brood, sent them all of to BYU, and has moved on to take care of the next generation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37822499) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:31 PM Author: awkward irradiated ticket booth selfie Instead of a 7-8 from Brazil, why don't you try a desperate 9 or 10 from Venezuela? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821407) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:32 PM Author: greedy violent locale I have looked HARD for this unicorn already to no avail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821412) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:33 PM Author: awkward irradiated ticket booth selfie Lots on Chaturbate. Just DM and ask if they'd like a career change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821418) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:47 PM Author: greedy violent locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821485) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:11 PM Author: onyx rehab shitlib lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821634) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:38 PM Author: autistic magenta public bath ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821807) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 3:58 PM Author: Hyperventilating appetizing skinny woman Some one explain the financials behind an au pair? How much do these cost, what is the time commitment, what are the chances of theft from the property, etc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821543) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:03 PM Author: Topaz stirring nursing home Horrible financials like everything else rich fools blow their $ on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821572) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:07 PM Author: greedy violent locale You pay an upfront fee of about $8k and give the au pair a $195 a week stipend and room and board for 45 hours a week of childcare. So about $1500 a month and room and board.
It is usually a one to two year commitment and the girls are prescreened and there is a low risk of theft or other crime. |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:33 PM Author: Bonkers vermilion idea he suggested how much of a cut does the au pair service take? always seemed a little strange that there wasn't some sort of website people could arrange privately without paying an agency. at least for local girls or girls that don't need help with immigration or english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37822033) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:03 PM Author: Flatulent laughsome space generalized bond These girls are all hot but don’t look like nanny material at all. It’s clear the job for them is a ticket to the good life in California. I wouldn’t expect these girls to care for their own kids let alone some strange brat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821575) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:10 PM Author: greedy violent locale Some of their profiles are encouraging, but this is true for probably 95 percent of these girls. Main thing I look for is a seemingly genuine interest in childcare. If they majored in education and have worked as a teacher or daycare provider it is a big plus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821620) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:11 PM Author: onyx rehab shitlib lol, this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821630) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM Author: talented effete stain preacher telling the truth and it hurts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825869) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:06 PM Author: Electric library pisswyrm damn I need to get me an au pair. they're cool with you not having a kid and living alone, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821598) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:11 PM Author: greedy violent locale What kind of cultural enrichment activities do you have in mind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821627) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:42 PM Author: Galvanic vengeful sex offender candlestick maker Nice to see your wife doesn’t have your daughter’s best interest in mind when she comes up with these stupid ideas.
A young skinny hot girl is going to be busy looking to party and date. You need somebody ugly and old who is serious about their job instead of being distracted all the time with their social life.
It’s almost like you guys never fucking learn from your mistakes and your daughter suffers as a result. |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:52 PM Author: boyish gaping forum The sun bear is going to take a beating today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37821874) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 4:56 PM Author: Crimson Office You need somebody ugly and old who is serious about their job
lmao are you applying? |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:32 PM Author: vibrant lavender masturbator "It’s almost like you guys never fucking learn from your mistakes and your daughter suffers as a result."
They're narcissists who met on the internet, what do you expect?
Also,
*Earnestly and fervently prays for a planet-sized meteor* |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:34 PM Author: Bonkers vermilion idea he suggested growing up, my young, energetic teachers were always 100000% better than old fatties who have been at it for decades. i'm sure the same is true with live in nannies. i don't care how much sucking and fucking she's doing in her free time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37822044) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 5:37 PM Author: greedy violent locale CR. The au pair is only working for about 15 hours a week. We just want to find a cheerful responsible girl that my dotter loves for this brief period of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37822057) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM Author: onyx rehab shitlib This is right, but ideally you want someone who isn't there to party. Someone young and from a really shit situation. Fuck, I'd love to hire a young aspie female au pair. That would be ideal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825868) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 11:06 AM Author: Histrionic Judgmental Mediation yep, hot and skinny chicks definitely are known for their strong work ethic and definitely never get a sense of entitlement because they're skinny and hot and are used to everyone kissing their ass for being skinny and hot. clearly that's who you want to trust with your kids. great plan, should end well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825377) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 11:37 AM Author: Amethyst Hell National Security Agency your wife either wants you to fuck the nanny or just likes to fantasize about you fucking the nanny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825571) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2019 11:43 AM Author: naked field tattoo Credited search strategy and pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4206437&forum_id=2#37825607) |