Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: burgundy university twinkling uncleanness
that reminds me of a summer job i had once working for a minor league team.
we had some t-shirt cannons, but we also had a 3-man water balloon launcher. when it was hot, you'd launch some t-shirts, some water balloons.
one day, dude i worked for was like, "it's gonna be really hot this weekend, i got some more water balloons, and that's all we're gonna shoot." i looked at the package and realized that they were just regular party balloons, he's like, "what's the difference? just use them."
well, the difference is, they don't fucking break.
they fucked up so many people that first game and almost killed a toddler. boss thought it was hilarious. he wanted to drop them off the upper deck and out of the press box next time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207826&forum_id=2#37832020)