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**** LORI LOUGHLIN BUSTED re fake SAT stuff: BREAKING ****

just saw it on NBC.
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
Investigations of College Admissions and Testing Bribery Sch...
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I would like to point out this resurrects all sort of intere...
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  03/21/19
https://abcnews.go.com/US/actresses-ceos-arrested-nationwide...
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  03/12/19
Lol. Wtf? "Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Massachusetts, a...
PrimarkSpecial
  03/12/19
no, don't think she did that until trying to teach at H or s...
Thud Butt
  03/12/19
Hold up there, hoss. USC President Wanda M. Austin addres...
PrimarkSpecial
  03/12/19
I just assumed this happened and everybody knew it.
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
Yeah. They were "donations."
Get Thee To The Rapery
  03/12/19
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pepito
  03/12/19
It's cool if you pay the university directly. See Kushner. T...
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
cr. Kushner method works if you make a multimillion dollar ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
"Those indicted allegedly paid bribes of up to $6 milli...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
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(Trojan)
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histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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Woah Cr friend!
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venkatesh pumo
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armflapper
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wagecuck lawyer faggot3
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venkatesh pumo
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GOY
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LaMarcus
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Rudolph
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titcr if the olympics didn't exist, no one would give a fuc...
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venkatesh pumo
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Homosexuality
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venkatesh pumo
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dirte
  03/12/19
About half of what USC’s did
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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venkatesh pumo
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armflapper
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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wagecuck lawyer faggot3
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venkatesh pumo
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don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker
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Roomba Hari-kari
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venkatesh pumo
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Such anathema to us!
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  03/12/19
LOL... this has to mess with their kids' heads.
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chilmata
  03/12/19
Here is Lori Loughlin's daughter https://www.instagram.com/...
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  03/12/19
Cute af
dirte
  03/12/19
Jfc
hetcis
  03/12/19
How dumb is this bitch that her Mom had to bribe USC to take...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
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chilmata
  03/12/19
In this day an age, for CA residents USC admission is not ea...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/12/19
What does residency have to do with it for USC?
IronMonkey
  03/12/19
DIVERSITY of where their applicant pool comes from. USC want...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/12/19
jfc
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  03/12/19
I ADMIT!
wagecuck lawyer faggot3
  03/12/19
how much did mom pay to get her daughter the preftigious bel...
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Lol. She’s an Instagram model and she just made her pa...
Rudolph
  03/12/19
it's already been established that she's not very bright
armflapper
  03/12/19
what's illegal about this
''"'''"'''"'
  03/12/19
orange cheeto silencing dissent, no doubt
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/19
I have no idea
armflapper
  03/12/19
They put a stamp on it.
Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  03/12/19
Lol at paying a bribe for your kid to go to USC
armflapper
  03/12/19
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/13/19
Good. Now go after all of the chink all-cash tuition buye...
my dog has more potential dates than I do
  03/12/19
so I guess Hallmark Movies doesn't pay that well?
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
"What a dummy!" - Michelle Tanner
evan39
  03/12/19
on point as always, TY sir!
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
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Buck "The Club" Paulette
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/12/19
"How rude!" - Stephanie Tanner
Get Thee To The Rapery
  03/12/19
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dha tux
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  03/13/19
I just assume that this is what happens with all rich/famous...
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  03/12/19
Yes, that and paying people to take their SAT/ACT for them.
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Boston Globe has the indictment but I can’t get it to ...
N904PD
  03/12/19
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armflapper
  03/12/19
There was - this has been going on at multiple schools for y...
mutated mutandis
  03/12/19
Weren't there youtube videos of that runt balling with black...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/12/19
I suppose at least this kid played basketball at the Hebrew ...
N904PD
  03/12/19
If you are not familiar with the name Esformes, you might wa...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
An extremely bright individual, Morris is leaning heavily to...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Incredible sentence
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
It’s like pure uncut ZOZO catnip
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
Great moniker. Your creativity with the "MPA" acro...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
:)
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
He’s now a senior at Wharton. Summer analyst posit...
N904PD
  03/13/19
Johns Hopkin.
Such anathema to us!
  03/13/19
lol the black guys don't even try to defend the kid's choreo...
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/13/19
i can barely handle how hilarious this is
porjectfinAAnce
  03/13/19
http://www.yalebulldogs.com/sports/w-soccer/coaches/meredith...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
who?
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Uncle Jesse's girlfriend from Full House. If you're millenni...
evan39
  03/12/19
lol, every time some retard buys a MOSSIMO t-shirt she gets ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
I had a sick MOSSIMI collection u mad
End Road Work
  03/12/19
I was always a STUSSY man
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
You had multiple MOSSIMI? 180
Stephon Marbury v. Madison
  03/12/19
and also she's the bitch on literally half the Hallmark movi...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
LJL at some of the shit schools they got people into... San ...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
lol at doing this These people are rich, who even gives a...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
USC? are you fucking kidding me? I thought the "bribe&q...
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venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
Lmao
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"[Loughlin] agreed to pay bribes totaling $500,000 in e...
Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  03/12/19
USC crew team? Do they practice on the ocean, or in the lit...
smell the glove
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cannon
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Judas Jones
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So she paid full sticker? Is that really a bribe?
hetcis
  03/12/19
The kids weren't going to get in without the "athlete r...
LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
Why not?
hetcis
  03/12/19
because athletic recruit can have an urm level bump
gunneratttt
  03/12/19
So fucking what? The criteria that colleges use to determine...
hetcis
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LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
*HALLMARK CEO DESPERATELY SEEKING NEW ACTRESS FOR HALF THEIR...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
I can't see them getting any jail time for something so pett...
smell the glove
  03/12/19
there is no way they keep her on the network though.. her go...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
This is her once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to transition to ...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  03/12/19
Great, now I'm hard at work.
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
Aren't you SUPPOSED to be h-....oh....
Get Thee To The Rapery
  03/12/19
I think you've been raped
crucified reagan
  03/12/19
180 exchange
Pumonymous
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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venkatesh pumo
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imagine doing this to get your whiny shithead, dumbfuck kid ...
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venkatesh pumo
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tony weather
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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chilmata
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crucified reagan
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Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  03/12/19
The man, a Belgian national known in internet circles as &qu...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
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histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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crucified reagan
  03/13/19
I want to know who the CEOs are and what happened at Yale an...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
loughlin is pretty milfy
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  03/12/19
So do you guys think all those kids will immediately be kick...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
They'll have 30 days to get in shape and make the crew team ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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End Road Work
  03/12/19
sounds like it's time for a MONTAGE!
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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N904PD
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armflapper
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Sporting Events
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venkatesh pumo
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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crucified reagan
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venkatesh pumo
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Every movie has a montage.
Such anathema to us!
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tony weather
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histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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lmao
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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Rudolph
  03/12/19
Indictments, informations, etc at the bottom. https://ww...
N904PD
  03/12/19
lmao, this guy is a fucking USC Prof (page 199 of complaint)...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
JFC how long is this complaint?
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/12/19
"Oops! That page can’t be found."
Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  03/12/19
How is this a crime?
Woah Cr friend!
  03/12/19
Honest services fraud. The schools are victims! https://...
N904PD
  03/12/19
are you kidding? paying EXTRA to get into USC should be pun...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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venkatesh pumo
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Woah Cr friend!
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wagecuck lawyer faggot3
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venkatesh pumo
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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venkatesh pumo
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The Logan act, Jesus
End Road Work
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Guy Debord
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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"536. Based on my knowledge, training and experience, a...
smell the glove
  03/12/19
Same as basically every fed crime. HONEST SERVICES fraud
Mark Wohlers
  03/12/19
less than an hour in and this thread is already filled with ...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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the bort always likes to return to it's college admissions a...
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
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So Aunt Becky gave away most of her net worth to get her kid...
cannon
  03/12/19
working for Hallmark that long took a toll on her brain func...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
https://twitter.com/redditcfb/status/1105491720165384197?s=2...
:D
  03/12/19
"Pretty funny. The way the world works these days is un...
IronMonkey
  03/12/19
Wow, this is huge. It wasn't just bribing coaches - they al...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Prosecutor just said that "co-chair of global law firm ...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/12/19
Willkie. Paid for SAT fraud in November 2018. https://ww...
N904PD
  03/12/19
Jesus, he's fucked.
24yr humanities student lecturing you about IRL
  03/12/19
holy crap if true
'"''"'""""
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he looks alpha
Judas Jones
  03/12/19
"9 CAPLAN’s daughter was enrolled at an online hi...
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
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crucified reagan
  03/12/19
Lol.
PrimarkSpecial
  03/12/19
Truly, truly cruel
Rudolph
  03/12/19
Woah!
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Imagine paying for your daughter to have a shot at a life as...
wagecuck lawyer faggot3
  03/12/19
Explain Wilkie. Is that good?
dirte
  03/12/19
The idea of a BIG-TIME BIGLAW PARTNER going down in flames m...
disco fries
  03/12/19
Named a Dealmaker of the Year by American Lawyer
PrimarkSpecial
  03/12/19
They should add this incident to his "Highlights" ...
Pumonymous
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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page not found...
TRUMP TEAM SIX
  03/14/19
He is a huuuuuuge deal at Willkie.
Lemma Time
  03/12/19
LMAO at you nerds being so obsessed with colleges, SAT and L...
libcrusher180
  03/12/19
are you talking about Lori Loughlin?
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/12/19
lol'd irl, tyft
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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THIS ALPHA PROSECUTOR SHAMING RICH CHEAT PARENTS AND PEOPLE ...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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how fucking dumb are these kids that their parents paid 500k...
gravelgang
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Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
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i've been hung up on that for the last 45 minutes. i've alre...
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gravelgang
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chilmata
  03/12/19
thank you for ur service
crucified reagan
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
In a way it's a severe indictment of corrupt morality in Ame...
Concerned Chad Here,
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titcr
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
Yeah, it's like some third world shithole.
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
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Barack Carcetti
  03/12/19
the fact that these were all liberals and scamming the gover...
gunneratttt
  03/12/19
this. for $500k, your dumbass kid can FOUND a university in ...
acoustic thugicide
  03/12/19
Surely a ~500k donation to a school like USC would probably ...
Judas Jones
  03/12/19
well you have to remember this is a family that produced mul...
gravelgang
  03/12/19
It's probably not enough. USC raises billions. $500k is ch...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Also are donations public? That would bring scrutiny as to w...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  03/12/19
Who ever scrutinizes this kind of thing and cares? People k...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Surprisingly, not these days. The schools with the big endow...
LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
I figured a school like USC would just be flattered that som...
Judas Jones
  03/12/19
Usc has billions of LA types trying to get in, not flame. T...
End Road Work
  03/12/19
USC is not called university of spoiled children for no reas...
nutella
  03/12/19
lol nutella: "its IMPOSSIBLE to get into USC" h...
gravelgang
  03/12/19
I'm pretty sure they sell all of their spots
End Road Work
  03/12/19
1400 median SAT is far from middling. It's fun to throw some...
LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
I live in SoCal so i see how this works. Super study azn wi...
nutella
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Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
"USC only admits rich people which is dime a dozen in s...
~~(>' ' )>
  03/12/19
That's what they use the money from the rich people for.
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Which means it's not likely only rich people are getting adm...
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(extremely literal guy)
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
More like "guy who isn't going to let nutella delude he...
~~(>' ' )>
  03/12/19
My children are 3 and under. If they can get into USC, th...
nutella
  03/12/19
titcr. east coast people don't get it.
hurry.... i'm worried.....
  03/16/19
This might explain my admission to USC. I'm an abject moron ...
dirte
  03/12/19
your a fuckin retard. stop posting.
"''''"'''"'''"
  03/13/19
...
LaMarcus
  03/12/19
OPERATION VARSITY BLUES
tony weather
  03/12/19
Watching the news conference. One suspect is on the run.
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
JJC no!
libcrusher180
  03/12/19
!
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  03/12/19
...
cannon
  03/12/19
USC MARKETING DEPARTMENT: "You might have seen us in th...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
...
crucified reagan
  03/12/19
now go after the two million cheating chinese in american co...
tony weather
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
this is a 180 thread
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  03/12/19
$250k bribe to get into Northeastern, lmao (page 49)
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
IQ must be sub-75
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
wtf if true? did they just give him/her the degree without ...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
pepito's kids need to go to college too man
gravelgang
  03/12/19
WTF? Why bother
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
JFC. Can you imagine being such a failure as a parent that y...
Martin Prince
  03/12/19
Oh my god
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
kid must have down's syndrome
tony weather
  03/12/19
Kallman's, actually.
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
...
'''''''''''"'
  03/13/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/13/19
The directional retard tax.
wagecuck lawyer faggot3
  03/12/19
jfc
don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker
  03/12/19
this might be the worst one
PrestigeWhore
  03/12/19
Haha wow holy shit
DrakeMallard
  03/12/19
I am glad we have a diligence team of XO posters analyzing t...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
*RSF's Fordham JD slowly fading out of future photo*
Martin Prince
  03/12/19
18000000000 9876535241563
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
Hard to believe it took this long for someone to make this j...
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
...
dream pop chad
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
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  03/12/19
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  03/13/19
...
send me MAL nudes for TT pictures
  03/14/19
this is like the first non-Trump related story that has comp...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
lol i dunno if its 'taken over the news' pretty sure no one ...
gravelgang
  03/12/19
I get all my news from XO.
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Lol this
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
...
Sir Incelot
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
...
Pumonymous
  03/13/19
...
'"''"'""""
  03/13/19
all of the major cable networks carried the entire conferenc...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
no one gives a shit except nerds
libcrusher180
  03/12/19
i'm in canada and on the city news they showed the press con...
tony weather
  03/12/19
This story is huge because it gives shitlibs another excuse ...
animeboi
  03/12/19
Right. Even though it is a better example of how middle clas...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
Fujian peasant immigrants who don't speak much English livin...
'"''''"''""
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
It’s a huge story.
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  03/12/19
lol no it's not
libcrusher180
  03/12/19
i got several "breaking news" alerts on my phone a...
gunneratttt
  03/12/19
They’ll get a trump angle on it soon.
Walrus
  03/12/19
Prominent DC-area politician was admitted to Wharton on a br...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
lol whats the penalty for this? how is this even illegal?
Cogsworth
  03/12/19
Rick Singer, founder of Key Worldwide https://www.youtube.c...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/19
...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
Every single time
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/03/16/29276980000005...
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  03/12/19
LMAO: 147. CW-1 went on in the call to tell McGLASHAN, in...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
slimp
  03/12/19
"Pretty funny. The way the world works these days is un...
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/12/19
The fact that being good at throwing a ball around is a crit...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
Their website before it gets pulled: http://www.thekeyworld...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
someone should download it, lol
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
http://www.archive.org
~~(>' ' )>
  03/12/19
Caplan (Chair of Willkie) seems like a sad situation, like h...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/19
CAPLAN: She is way ahead of you, boss.
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
Kaplan test prep's new commercial: "1-877 Prep 4 Kids ....
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
1-877 Prep 4 Kids K-A-P-lan Prep 4 Kids 1-877 Prep 4 K...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/13/19
LOL
JEW-lee-us Ceasar
  03/13/19
CAPLAN Okay, so let me let me understand the two components....
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
CAPLAN Well again, thanks for taking the time earlier today....
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
Judas Jones
  03/12/19
Fuuuuccckkk,that end part hurts. Feel somewhat bad for the d...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
can't be real
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  03/12/19
CW-1 I just explained it to you, faggot. CW-1 I just exp...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
...
fumblerooski
  03/12/19
Imagine how his associates must feel reading that
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
tbf the faggot is artistic license by buck
gravelgang
  03/12/19
Damn
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
dirte
  03/12/19
chairman of a global law firm can't follow simple instructio...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/19
Caplan is a major rainmaker at Willkie. Like a major, major ...
Lemma Time
  03/12/19
ABA TO WILLKIE RAINMAKER: DING! Fag
dream pop chad
  03/12/19
"chairman of a global law firm can't follow simple inst...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
Romney outed as CW-1
IronMonkey
  03/12/19
Did he really call him a faggot?
A GAMBLIN LEGEND, A GALVESTON LEGEND
  03/12/19
No
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
need to link
TRUMP TEAM SIX
  03/14/19
LMFAO - someone just said on tv that part of the scheme invo...
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
Come on man, that dude is dead
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
RIP weirdo Russian guy
Rudolph
  03/12/19
that's just the formality for the athletic department (undou...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/19
And they had to shopp out the arm floaties
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
...
NudeTateDillow
  03/12/19
They were also able to actually raise some students' GPAs by...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
gotta hand it to them, they knew a fuckton more about gaming...
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  03/12/19
You can still just do this "legit" by taking some ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
"How much to get my kid into Northeastern?" *Laug...
Martin Prince
  03/12/19
...
Judas Jones
  03/12/19
Lol
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  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
...
Windsor Canadian
  03/12/19
...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
...
don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker
  03/12/19
Imagine how surprised the Northeastern dude he bribed was? ...
PrimarkSpecial
  03/12/19
...
Martin Prince
  03/13/19
CW-2 (fraudulent proctor) is Harvard Tennis 04. https://...
N904PD
  03/12/19
They just took down his page!
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
always a tennis angle!
Thomas Silver
  03/12/19
BREAKING: Lori Laughlin had ties to Russia
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  03/12/19
read xo Greg Abbott and Marcia Abbott's section. CW-1 Go...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/19
do you still get a 200 on each section for showing up and wr...
armflapper
  03/16/19
Surprised that Yale and Stanford were implicated but not Har...
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  03/12/19
One guy wanted his Kid into Harvard. DOJ told CW to lie to p...
N904PD
  03/12/19
Weird how the Boston USAO missed H, eh?
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  03/12/19
...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
How is this not the top story on NYT right now?
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
It is on the app. 737s fine for Americans and this
End Road Work
  03/12/19
USC Professor ZADEH refinancing his house, using credit card...
animeboi
  03/12/19
lol why are there transcripts of all this shit?
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  03/12/19
Cause the FBI has a sense of humour?
animeboi
  03/12/19
BIG PROBLEM HONEST SERVICES THEFT
wagecuck lawyer faggot3
  03/12/19
Real Talk: Universities and their students are better off wi...
Fry Mumia
  03/12/19
There's some truth to this... odd as it sounds it benefits p...
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/12/19
Yeah, not just for the connections/social climbing, but thes...
Fry Mumia
  03/12/19
...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
What baffles me about this is that there are some super weal...
nutella
  03/12/19
Some of these kids were probably really big fuckups who woul...
LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
These are big time CEOs worth hundreds of millions. Their c...
nutella
  03/12/19
I agree, but you are on xo and you wonder about people being...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
It doesn’t matter that their kids are dumb. They&rsqu...
nutella
  03/12/19
It's such a weird East-Coast class-signifier thing. Rich pe...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
East coast flagships are all sps
End Road Work
  03/12/19
Right, and this is the cause. Chicken and egg. Bama an...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
That's because they are idiots.
.,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  03/12/19
(gook)
libcrusher180
  03/12/19
hdy
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
A lot of those kids would be better off at PSU Honors, but t...
Fry Mumia
  03/12/19
You can take the mom out of the jungle but not the tiger out...
Fry Mumia
  03/12/19
My guess is that this is just the way things get done at the...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
No it’s not the way things are done at those levels. ...
nutella
  03/12/19
Well, apparently it was the way things were done at that lev...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
Okay, so, who we are-- what we do is we help the wealthiest ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
Where do you get smart and rich people committing fraud &ldq...
nutella
  03/12/19
I think you're being naïve when it comes to these folks...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
How many times do you think that partner had some hilariousl...
LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
Paying for a 4.0 @ any variety of respectable (Philips Acade...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/12/19
LOL at you talking to me about crew and LAX and fencing. I ...
nutella
  03/12/19
My FB feed is full of Ivy Prof's having their kids "win...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/12/19
Where did I say outright admissions fraud wasn’t wides...
nutella
  03/13/19
Sure, the mechanism by which Singer set up the payment schem...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/13/19
I'm going to side with Nutella here. I also went to a fan...
Edinburgh
  03/14/19
Amerikwans = shit, basically China level cheaters Get fu...
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  03/12/19
It is really endearing how many of the parents are really co...
Big stuff. Deep State.
  03/12/19
endearing but not very fair to the kid. these kids have neve...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
This is one of the best days of my life im GIGGLING
dream pop chad
  03/12/19
A great poasting day.
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Can you guys link to the indictments?
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/investigations-college-admis...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Ty
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
Is a 500k donation really not enough to get you into USC? Ma...
Fyre festival founder
  03/12/19
Apparently accreditation standards have tightened in the pas...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
I don't think anyone cares. It only surfaced with Kushner b...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
exactly. these days, these types of kids view their entitlem...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
cr. see minorities viewing AA as a badge of honor. "whi...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
For some, like those kids who sat in the test room and wrote...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
I understand not wanting to tell them about fraudulent illeg...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
$500k really isn't that much. Their endowment is $5.5 billi...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
(math genius) endowment =/= donations per year USC pro...
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  03/12/19
Clearly a $500k donation is not enough to guarantee admissio...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
this is one of the reasons I don't donate to my alma mater.....
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/12/19
Any Wilkie associates still poasting here? If so can you pl...
..,,.,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,...,.,
  03/12/19
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
Okay, i lol'd
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
The more quickly and thoroughly higher education is exposed ...
IronMonkey
  03/12/19
...
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
credited take
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Wait so the only university employee in ANY of these schools...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
Wake Forest Vball coach
michael doodikoff
  03/12/19
was he charged though?
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
All the coaches were involved (Georgetown tennis, UCLA socce...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
oh I thought someone just said only a USC employee was actua...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
No, those 2 I mentioned are also charged, probably more too.
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
stanford sailing coach is pleading guilty to racketeering or...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  03/12/19
Lol, this sack of shit didn't even want to show up to take t...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Unbelievable, why do these rich kids even want degrees? do ...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
Highly curated Instagrams look 10x better with the occasiona...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
This lol
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
This Buckingham lady is kind of a MILF too: https://www.l...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Rate her daughters https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt8wteRnGg5/
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
Flying on PJ with her wastoid kid: https://www.instagram.com...
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  03/12/19
...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
Oh yea. Age adjusted 9
PrimarkSpecial
  03/12/19
Wait a second, so they let a kid take the SAT at home procto...
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  03/12/19
No, it was faked so the KID apparently thought he was taking...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
a kid dumb enough his parents wanted to spend hundreds of th...
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/13/19
Aunt Becky looking a prison time?
man o' war
  03/12/19
why the fuck is this thread such a big deal?
GOY
  03/12/19
(Lori Loughlin trying to downplay)
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
(xo 2019)
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
...
hurry.... i'm worried.....
  03/16/19
1) The report is hilarious. 2) Its genuinely strange that...
animeboi
  03/12/19
WHAT ABOUT THE 12 KIDS WHO WOULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO USC FAIR A...
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
The SAT fraud is kind of bad. I wonder if that was their ini...
N904PD
  03/12/19
the lead agent on this is probably a UCSF guy MAF about his ...
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  03/12/19
Lol
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
possibly also a St. Joe's-Villanova Law grad MAF about his d...
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  03/12/19
It's 180, I urge all of you to read it, every page is funny ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
to be fair, they defrauded the schools and took the spot of ...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
(normie who believes people go to these schools to learn som...
animeboi
  03/12/19
Fuck my ass.
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
  03/12/19
Devastating
GOY GUN NUT
  03/12/19
victimless? try again we all disparage aa as fucking over m...
sealclubber
  03/13/19
It’s catnip for XO. Rich Hollywood libs skirting the r...
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  03/12/19
Imagine going out to William H Macy’s house to sit dow...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
w/o reading the filings, my guess is this was 100% huffman a...
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  03/12/19
They are both wiretapped in the complaint and both knew 100%...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
sad to see a Goddard College man corrupted by the allure of ...
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  03/12/19
...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
https://youtu.be/PlM9VbtTi-0?t=127
venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
Historic thread
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  03/12/19
this will definitely be a top ten of the year right?
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
Ironic that Trump's FBI would bust this scheme when he most ...
Call me Chaebong Hyung, Daddy!
  03/12/19
Why? What would ever possess you to post this?
Henry Aaron
  03/12/19
Wow, 400+ poasts until the Trump hot take. Pretty impressive...
Guy Debord
  03/12/19
Different time and most assuredly far less effort back then ...
LathamTouchedMe
  03/12/19
And yet, he still only got Fordham.
Call me Chaebong Hyung, Daddy!
  03/12/19
Penn hates Trump and I have heard from people in their alumn...
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  03/12/19
. On or about November 27, 2016, CW-1 directed Janke to crea...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
Shortmos done here!
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
6'1 always the CR height :)
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/12/19
...
Windsor Canadian
  03/12/19
On or about August 10, 2017, CW-1 directed Janke to create a...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
Imagine paying a $250,000 bribe to get your dotter admitted ...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
good. this idiot deserves to be shamed.
morgellons lawyer
  03/12/19
Can't wait for her "Visiting mommy in prison" vide...
Social Justice Reservist (Space Force Ret.)
  03/12/19
lol jfc although i guess Mossimo doesn't give a fuck about $...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  03/12/19
lol what a mess
Concerned Chad Here,
  03/12/19
Her fat birth control bloat face is comical
Woah Cr friend!
  03/12/19
...
'"''"'""""
  04/23/19
People are going to town on this one's Instagram: https://w...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
"Is this the daughter who wasn’t smart enough to ...
~~(>' ' )>
  03/12/19
aaaand its locked.
animeboi
  03/12/19
One REAL ESTATE MOGUL paid his $250k bribe with 2,150 shares...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
In or about April 2016, FLAXMAN’s daughter took the AC...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
this complaint is the gift that keeps on giving.
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
XO Special Agent Laura Smith
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
One mom paid hundos to get her kid into USC as a pole vaulte...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
PWNED
Agent Penis
  03/12/19
Lmao
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...
bowlcut autist
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...
cannon
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Mom arranges for Dotter 1 to cheat on ACT. Then arranges for...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/12/19
This is a gem
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
the entire indictment is a 180 read
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  03/12/19
Welp, now mom gets to have a conversation with the oldest da...
chilmata
  03/12/19
"It's not a matter of what I think, Sweetie"
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  03/12/19
...
armflapper
  03/12/19
this complaint is an already written SNL skit
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
Lmao. I know what I’m reading tonight.
,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  03/12/19
omfg
venkatesh pumo
  03/14/19
Why are these parents so stupid?
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  03/12/19
UMC desperation is an odd thing indeed
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  03/12/19
these people are elites, not UMC
Thomas Silver
  03/12/19
Lmao, no washed up actresses are not “elite”
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...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
dha tux
  03/16/19
read CLASS you dolt. elite money with UMC psychology and so...
acoustic thugicide
  03/12/19
Guess religion of people involved! CAPLAN Yeah, absolutel...
Pumonymous
  03/12/19
muslim?
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/13/19
Actual Google Maps photo of the "West Hollywood Testing...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
lawman8
  03/13/19
In sum, is this basically a bunch of rich west coast people ...
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
Felicity Huffman @FelicityHuffman What are your best &ldqu...
~~(>' ' )>
  03/12/19
Some of the best poasting in years ITT
autistic shitlawyer with delusions of grandeur
  03/12/19
cr
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
I fucking love this thread so much. I hope this stays in th...
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
Day of sentencing. John Stamos appears as her attorney. &q...
Dr. Cool
  03/12/19
...
Hungry, forkless and losing patience.
  03/12/19
Underrated
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  03/13/19
...
Squi
  03/13/19
...
dha tux
  03/16/19
*Declares thread XO Heritage Site*
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
it became a classic quite quickly
.,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,
  03/12/19
How did the sports recruiting part of this work? The coach w...
Woah Cr friend!
  03/12/19
It’s pretty funny when kids would get told “here...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
all the universities involved in this seem pretty big, might...
.,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,
  03/12/19
Most importantly, none of them got sports scholarships, ther...
animeboi
  03/12/19
It's not that uncommon for people to quit sports teams and b...
Lemma Time
  03/13/19
Loughlin sentencing hearing will be full of cast member char...
'"''"'""""
  03/12/19
...
Mance Rayder
  03/12/19
*shows clip of her working at a charity event for sick child...
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  03/12/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/12/19
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venkatesh pumo
  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
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Windsor Canadian
  03/13/19
...
'"''"'""""
  03/19/19
you mean a bunch of rich actors, whose entire livelihood is ...
libcrusher180
  03/12/19
#metoo
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  03/12/19
...
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  03/12/19
Yeah it’s really shitty and unsurprising. But also, wh...
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  03/12/19
this is the best fbi work for years.
gravelgang
  03/12/19
cr, throw these fraud$$$$ in prison. I'd literally rather h...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/12/19
...
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  03/13/19
...
armflapper
  03/13/19
(guy who robs banks)
venkatesh pumo
  03/13/19
Im revoking your pass to use this XO meme jfc
dream pop chad
  03/13/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/13/19
...
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  03/12/19
...
armflapper
  03/12/19
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lawman8
  03/13/19
...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/13/19
*opens thread* "damn it's massive" *scans fo...
venkatesh pumo
  03/13/19
...
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/13/19
...
dream pop chad
  03/13/19
...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/13/19
...
chilmata
  03/13/19
...
.,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,
  03/15/19
600 posts on first day, is this an xo record?
Henry Aaron's empty 401k account
  03/13/19
Yes. Not even the SY outing, Barzini outing, 2016 election n...
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  03/13/19
and MILFs, don't forget the MILFs... MULTIPLE MILFs
.,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,
  03/13/19
how'd the singer guy land all the clients? word of mouth or ...
Dux
  03/13/19
Impressive because he needed to bring together three separat...
;.,:;,.;:,;.,:;.,:;.,;,.:
  03/13/19
Malcolm Gladwell would be proud.
''''"'"''"'''
  03/13/19
i was wondering the same thing. it had to be word of mouth. ...
pedude
  03/13/19
hallmark gatherings
'"''"'""""
  03/13/19
Man... all these boomer parents going to jail because their ...
.,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,
  03/13/19
The indictment reads like ‘Burn After Reading’ d...
Squi
  03/13/19
...
tony weather
  03/13/19
I Laura Smith of the FBI “hold a Bachelor’s deg...
''''''"'"
  03/13/19
Can you major in Criminal Justice-Economic Crimes Investigat...
Pumonymous
  03/15/19
The high school counselor wrote back to HUFFMAN the next day...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  03/13/19
Ruh ro!
fiasco
  03/13/19
...
'"''"'""""
  03/13/19
Sounds like the counselor smelled something fishy. Is that h...
;.,:;,.;:,;.,:;.,:;.,;,.:
  03/13/19
This happened multiple times at different schools. It seems ...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  03/13/19
fucking BOOMERS This shit never ends with them
Refunkulus
  03/13/19
...
'"''"'""""
  03/13/19
(((Boomers)))
.,.,,..,,;.,,..,;.;,...,::,....,.:,...,....:..,.::
  03/18/19
*guy posting in a historic thread*
'"''"'""""
  03/13/19
We poast here.
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  03/13/19
...
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...
venkatesh pumo
  03/14/19
...
PrimarkSpecial
  03/14/19
...
venkatesh pumo
  03/14/19
can thread be broken into two parts?
'""'""'"
  03/15/19
Just wait for the movie.
~~(>' ' )>
  03/15/19
Brands distance themselves from Lori Loughlin and daughter O...
~~(>' ' )>
  03/15/19
this news story less depressing than the other one
venkatesh pumo
  03/15/19
They are loaded bc of the Mossimo guy, right?
PrimarkSpecial
  03/16/19
Presumably.
~~(>' ' )>
  03/16/19
I imagine they'll be fine then. Daughter lays low for a few ...
PrimarkSpecial
  03/16/19
Venkatesh
venkatesh pumo
  03/16/19
...
venkatesh pumo
  03/16/19
...
'"''"'""""
  03/17/19
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-college-cheating-p...
PrimarkSpecial
  03/17/19
...
venkatesh pumo
  03/17/19
mfcr
'"''"'""""
  03/17/19
this thread is pure catnip for bort azns. jfc
Homosexuality
  03/19/19
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/lori-loughlin-signs-autograp...
'"''"'""""
  04/06/19
FREE LORI!
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  04/17/19


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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

just saw it on NBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917784)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Investigations of College Admissions and Testing Bribery Scheme

Dozens of individuals involved in a nationwide conspiracy that facilitated cheating on college entrance exams and the admission of students to elite universities as purported athletic recruits were arrested by federal agents in multiple states and charged in documents unsealed on March 12, 2019, in federal court in Boston. Athletic coaches from Yale, Stanford, USC, Wake Forest and Georgetown, among others, are implicated, as well as parents and exam administrators.

Individuals who have questions or inquries about this case may send an email to the following address: USAMA.VictimAssistance@usdoj.gov

Below is a list of the defendants. The charging documents are attached at the bottom of this page.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/investigations-college-admissions-and-testing-bribery-scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920268)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920275)



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Date: March 21st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: .,.,,..,,;.,,..,;.;,...,::,....,.:,...,....:..,.::


I would like to point out this resurrects all sort of interesting questions about (((Brittan Heller))) and her 159 LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37965555)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,,,.,,,,,,,;.,.,..,:.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.


https://abcnews.go.com/US/actresses-ceos-arrested-nationwide-college-admissions-cheating-scam/story?id=61627873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917795)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

Lol. Wtf?

"Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Massachusetts, a presidential candidate and a former school teacher, expressed outrage over the scandal in an interview Tuesday with ABC News.

"This is just stunning," Warren said. "To me this is just one more example of how the rich and powerful know how to take care of their own."

Did she ever claim NA in her uni apps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920653)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: Thud Butt

no, don't think she did that until trying to teach at H or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920867)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

Hold up there, hoss.

USC President Wanda M. Austin addressed the scandal in a letter to the university community.

"The federal government has alleged that USC is a victim in a scheme perpetrated against the university by a long-time Athletics Department employee, one current coach and three former coaching staff, who were allegedly involved in a college admissions scheme and have been charged by the government on multiple charges," Austin wrote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920683)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: Guy Debord

I just assumed this happened and everybody knew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917798)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Yeah. They were "donations."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917809)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: pepito



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

It's cool if you pay the university directly. See Kushner. This was about tricking the university by bribing SAT folks and coaches etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918089)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

cr. Kushner method works if you make a multimillion dollar donation. These sad shmucks were trying to do it on the cheap for $100k and got GOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918103)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

"Those indicted allegedly paid bribes of up to $6 million to get their children into elite colleges, including Yale, Stanford, Georgetown and the University of Southern California, federal prosecutors said."

lmao how much did Georgetown's PR people pay to get them mentioned in that sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917801)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917813)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Judas Jones

(Trojan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917823)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: JFC ("It's game theory")



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917842)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: hetcis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917895)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917928)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917970)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Woah Cr friend!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917971)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917988)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917998)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918005)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918054)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918064)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: mystery ape lover



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918133)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918494)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: muscles marinara



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918537)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: spring books (books tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918636)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:13 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918687)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918835)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: dream pop chad (👻)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918894)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:00 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918965)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919288)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:28 PM
Author: GOY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919445)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:34 PM
Author: LaMarcus (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919484)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920138)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:30 PM
Author: .,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920410)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: NudeTateDillow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920693)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920750)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: Rudolph



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920847)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Thud Butt

titcr

if the olympics didn't exist, no one would give a fuck about usc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920882)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921491)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:24 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922374)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: Homosexuality



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922385)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: "''''"'''"'''"




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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:28 AM
Author: .......,,,,,,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922927)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924501)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37926749)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37933016)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917824)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

About half of what USC’s did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917969)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917989)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918000)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918004)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918043)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918140)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918651)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918859)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:14 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919710)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920141)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920316)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: Roomba Hari-kari



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920966)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:24 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922376)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37927600)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:59 AM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918255)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921487)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922625)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917808)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: ''''"'"''"'''


LOL... this has to mess with their kids' heads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917819)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918412)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Here is Lori Loughlin's daughter

https://www.instagram.com/bella/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917822)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: dirte

Cute af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917829)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: hetcis

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917908)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

How dumb is this bitch that her Mom had to bribe USC to take her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917945)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918416)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

In this day an age, for CA residents USC admission is not easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918785)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: IronMonkey

What does residency have to do with it for USC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918905)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

DIVERSITY of where their applicant pool comes from. USC wants to be seen as a national school, therefore they will to some degree cap how many locals they admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918989)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..


jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921495)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3

I ADMIT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918692)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


how much did mom pay to get her daughter the preftigious bella moniker on ig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918845)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: Rudolph

Lol. She’s an Instagram model and she just made her page private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920864)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: armflapper (deceased)

it's already been established that she's not very bright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922244)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'


what's illegal about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917827)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

orange cheeto silencing dissent, no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917840)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)

I have no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917851)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.

They put a stamp on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917925)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)

Lol at paying a bribe for your kid to go to USC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917846)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922444)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (and he’s neutered!)

Good.

Now go after all of the chink all-cash tuition buyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917849)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

so I guess Hallmark Movies doesn't pay that well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917852)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: evan39

"What a dummy!" - Michelle Tanner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917853)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

on point as always, TY sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917864)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917954)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918007)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

"How rude!" - Stephanie Tanner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918136)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918142)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922093)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922433)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:52 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918597)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: dha tux ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919766)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924514)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


I just assume that this is what happens with all rich/famous peoples kids.

Is the issue that they were paying the coaches directly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917860)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Yes, that and paying people to take their SAT/ACT for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918972)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: N904PD

Boston Globe has the indictment but I can’t get it to load.

Yale women’s soccer coach (Rudolph!) apparently agreed to designate kids as recruited athletes in exchange for cash. I feel like their was a similar story with Penn basketball a while back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917862)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917879)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

There was - this has been going on at multiple schools for years. I remember the Penn story involving some 5'7" jewish kid from FL being designated as a D-1 basketball recruit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918044)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:35 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

Weren't there youtube videos of that runt balling with black dudes his dad paid for down in Miami?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918799)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: N904PD

I suppose at least this kid played basketball at the Hebrew Academy - no photoshop necessary (just some fat black guys).

https://future150.com/hs/basketball-news/2018-sg-jack-esformes-lighting-up-miami-beach-2291

Penn Coach just testified at kids fathers Medicare fraud trial.

https://www.philly.com/college-sports/jerome-allen-penn-bribery-fraud-testimony-20190312.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919012)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Guy Debord

If you are not familiar with the name Esformes, you might want to familiarize yourself a bit.

Only comment on the article-- from 2013: This is a joke right? I saw this kid play and I can’t stop laughing. He is terrible and his father is a joke. His father probably paid someone to write this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919073)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:22 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

An extremely bright individual, Morris is leaning heavily towards attending an Ivy league type of school such as Brown, Cal-Poly, Columbia, MIT, Harvard, Penn, USC, UCLA, or John Hopkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919079)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Incredible sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920861)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

It’s like pure uncut ZOZO catnip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920985)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:34 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Great moniker. Your creativity with the "MPA" acronym makes you one of my favorite poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921032)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921381)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: N904PD

He’s now a senior at Wharton.

Summer analyst positions at Greystone and Co and the Raine Group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923343)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)

Johns Hopkin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37927628)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:10 AM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

lol the black guys don't even try to defend the kid's choreographed drives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922796)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: porjectfinAAnce

i can barely handle how hilarious this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923771)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: Pumonymous

http://www.yalebulldogs.com/sports/w-soccer/coaches/meredith_rudy?view=bio

I wonder if they'll update his bio to include the wire-fraud charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920860)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917863)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: evan39

Uncle Jesse's girlfriend from Full House. If you're millennial, that was a popular show in the 1990s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917878)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

lol, every time some retard buys a MOSSIMO t-shirt she gets $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917907)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: End Road Work

I had a sick MOSSIMI collection u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918017)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

I was always a STUSSY man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918092)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: Stephon Marbury v. Madison

You had multiple MOSSIMI? 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918896)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

and also she's the bitch on literally half the Hallmark movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917892)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

LJL at some of the shit schools they got people into... San Diego, Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917866)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

lol at doing this

These people are rich, who even gives a fuck if you have to go to Pepperdine instead of USC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917872)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: """"''


USC? are you fucking kidding me? I thought the "bribe" was paying sticker there. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917891)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917893)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917911)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:14 AM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.

"[Loughlin] agreed to pay bribes totaling $500,000 in exchange for having their two daughters designated as recruits to the USC crew team -- despite the fact that they did not participate in crew -- thereby facilitating their admission to USC."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917935)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: smell the glove

USC crew team? Do they practice on the ocean, or in the little sewage canals underneath the overpasses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917950)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918019)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918038)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919909)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: hetcis

So she paid full sticker? Is that really a bribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918458)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

The kids weren't going to get in without the "athlete recruit" designation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918464)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: hetcis

Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918470)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: gunneratttt

because athletic recruit can have an urm level bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918644)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: hetcis

So fucking what? The criteria that colleges use to determine admissions, including public universities, is downright laughable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918742)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924503)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918453)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

*HALLMARK CEO DESPERATELY SEEKING NEW ACTRESS FOR HALF THEIR UPCOMING FILMS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917898)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: smell the glove

I can't see them getting any jail time for something so petty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917901)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

there is no way they keep her on the network though.. her goodie two shoes act there has been forever destroyed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917915)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

This is her once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to transition to BAD GIRL roles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918171)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Great, now I'm hard at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918225)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Aren't you SUPPOSED to be h-....oh....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918280)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: crucified reagan

I think you've been raped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919391)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:38 AM
Author: Pumonymous

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922710)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:01 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923058)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919293)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919912)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924508)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37937525)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: """"''


imagine doing this to get your whiny shithead, dumbfuck kid into USC (lol) and you get BUSTED for it. what a bad day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917900)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917916)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: tony weather



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917993)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918006)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918433)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: crucified reagan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919399)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922095)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1d42PyWwAEMWy3.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917930)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:14 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

The man, a Belgian national known in internet circles as "RealBBer",

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917932)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917958)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919416)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922445)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:28 AM
Author: crucified reagan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922929)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

I want to know who the CEOs are and what happened at Yale and Stanford.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917939)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: """"''


loughlin is pretty milfy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917940)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

So do you guys think all those kids will immediately be kicked out of these schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917972)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

They'll have 30 days to get in shape and make the crew team or they're out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917979)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917994)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918013)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: End Road Work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918021)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: """"''


sounds like it's time for a MONTAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918048)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918068)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:37 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918075)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918090)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918146)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: N904PD



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918168)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: fumblerooski



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918527)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918627)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: Sporting Events



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918645)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919292)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919418)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: crucified reagan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919427)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:31 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920413)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921241)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:24 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922377)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: "''''"'''"'''"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922425)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)

Every movie has a montage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37927641)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: tony weather



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918087)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918218)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:59 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918260)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: '""''"""'''""


lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918676)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922431)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918707)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: .,,..,.,..,...,:,,:.,..,:::.,.,.:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918941)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:14 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919711)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920319)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:08 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920875)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Rudolph



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920883)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: N904PD

Indictments, informations, etc at the bottom.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/investigations-college-admissions-and-testing-bribery-scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917981)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

lmao, this guy is a fucking USC Prof (page 199 of complaint)

https://pressroom.usc.edu/homayoun-h-zadeh/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918018)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

JFC how long is this complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918024)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.

"Oops! That page can’t be found."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920643)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

How is this a crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37917982)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: N904PD

Honest services fraud. The schools are victims!

https://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/big-12/university-of-kansas/article226877059.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918008)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

are you kidding? paying EXTRA to get into USC should be punishable by death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918010)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918032)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Woah Cr friend!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918039)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: :D (classical education at home -- Bauer)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918049)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918053)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918065)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918151)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918496)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918706)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919295)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919419)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:31 PM
Author: .,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920416)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2019 12:31 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922414)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924505)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37937529)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: End Road Work

The Logan act, Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918034)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918051)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918459)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:31 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920415)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: smell the glove

"536. Based on my knowledge, training and experience, and the facts set forth in this affidavit, I respectfully submit that there is probable cause to believe that the defendants conspired to commit mail fraud and honest services mail fraud, in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1349."

That probably carries some pretty serious penalties actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918055)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Mark Wohlers

Same as basically every fed crime. HONEST SERVICES fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918096)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

less than an hour in and this thread is already filled with 180 comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918001)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918070)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: """"''


the bort always likes to return to it's college admissions and milf roots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918073)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918120)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919651)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: cannon

So Aunt Becky gave away most of her net worth to get her kids into USC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918027)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

working for Hallmark that long took a toll on her brain functioning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918047)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: :D (classical education at home -- Bauer)

https://twitter.com/redditcfb/status/1105491720165384197?s=21

Photoshops were had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918060)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: IronMonkey

"Pretty funny. The way the world works these days is unbelievable."

Cartoon world, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919053)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Wow, this is huge. It wasn't just bribing coaches - they also took the SAT/ACT for them and bribed the testing center people - these students must have really been dumb as fuck if they had to do that too.

Check out page 9 of the big pdf:

https://www.justice.gov/file/1142876/download

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918085)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

Prosecutor just said that "co-chair of global law firm was charged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918094)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: N904PD

Willkie. Paid for SAT fraud in November 2018.

https://www.willkie.com/professionals/c/caplan-gordon-r

BA Cornell, JD Fordham - what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918166)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: 24yr humanities student lecturing you about IRL

Jesus, he's fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918212)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


holy crap if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918479)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: Judas Jones

he looks alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918519)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

"9 CAPLAN’s daughter was enrolled at an online high school"

Cruel footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918660)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: crucified reagan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919441)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:43 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920720)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: Rudolph

Truly, truly cruel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920905)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..


Woah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921524)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3

Imagine paying for your daughter to have a shot at a life as good as “Wilkie Partner”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918717)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: dirte

Explain Wilkie. Is that good?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922025)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: disco fries

The idea of a BIG-TIME BIGLAW PARTNER going down in flames makes me giggle and feel bubbly all over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918867)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:44 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

Named a Dealmaker of the Year by American Lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920724)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: Pumonymous

They should add this incident to his "Highlights" on his bio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920961)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921385)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:30 AM
Author: '''''''''''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922933)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 3:42 AM
Author: TRUMP TEAM SIX (Trump Team 6)

page not found...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37928828)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: Lemma Time

He is a huuuuuuge deal at Willkie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918931)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

LMAO at you nerds being so obsessed with colleges, SAT and LSAT scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918100)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

are you talking about Lori Loughlin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918105)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

lol'd irl, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919662)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921649)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

THIS ALPHA PROSECUTOR SHAMING RICH CHEAT PARENTS AND PEOPLE AT ELITE SCHOOLS IS 180 AS FUCK!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918102)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

how fucking dumb are these kids that their parents paid 500k and all that got them was admission to fucking USC. LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918104)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918107)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: """"''


i've been hung up on that for the last 45 minutes. i've already made three threads bashing USC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918115)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918138)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918158)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918452)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: crucified reagan

thank you for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919442)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921650)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

In a way it's a severe indictment of corrupt morality in America. Everyone should play by the rules to ensure the integrity of the system? No, let's bribe huge and cheat relentlessly for not even that big of a reward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918152)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Guy Debord

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918178)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:59 AM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Yeah, it's like some third world shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918256)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Barack Carcetti



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918552)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: gunneratttt

the fact that these were all liberals and scamming the government using fake 501(c)s will not fit into the narrative though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918672)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: acoustic thugicide (🐅)

this. for $500k, your dumbass kid can FOUND a university in China and be its President, Provost and Dean - and it'll all be legitimate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918848)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Surely a ~500k donation to a school like USC would probably guarantee your kid admission anyway, so why not go that route?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918177)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

well you have to remember this is a family that produced multiple offspring too dumb to get into usc. fair chance the parents arent working with too much upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918193)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

It's probably not enough. USC raises billions. $500k is chump change.

https://news.usc.edu/trojan-family/the-campaign-for-usc-hits-6-billion-and-keeps-on-going/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918277)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Also are donations public? That would bring scrutiny as to why the kid got in. They were probably hoping to circumvent that (and failed lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918381)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Who ever scrutinizes this kind of thing and cares? People knowing your family is rich is only going to help, not hurt you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919309)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Surprisingly, not these days. The schools with the big endowments don't start paying attention until your family starts hitting the seven figures. Fucking crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918498)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I figured a school like USC would just be flattered that someone was willing to buy their way in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918569)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: End Road Work

Usc has billions of LA types trying to get in, not flame.

They also do tricks like forcing kids to go to an intl campus for a year and then backdooring them into the la campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918606)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: nutella

USC is not called university of spoiled children for no reason.

$500k is nothing.

It is also impossible to get in without some sort of angle or connection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918638)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

lol nutella: "its IMPOSSIBLE to get into USC"

have you tried middling grades and SAT? should do the trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918711)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: End Road Work

I'm pretty sure they sell all of their spots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918729)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

1400 median SAT is far from middling. It's fun to throw some jabs at them but the reality is that the vast majority of students applying for college don't have a shot in hell of getting in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918740)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: nutella

I live in SoCal so i see how this works. Super study azn with top grades and SATs don’t get in. They go to UCLA (if they’re lucky). It’s all just so competitive now. USC only admits rich people which is dime a dozen in socal. so yeah, it’s impossible to get in without an angle. it’s kinda weird but half the people at my firm is always helping each other’s kids get into USC. And nobody goes for the ivies.

If you look at the indictment, pimco ceo and TPG senior guy are super focused on getting their kids into USC.

Also USC is more a networking thing than anything else. Their alums hire each other. Honestly if people want to stay in SoCal, you’d arguably do better with a USC degree than Harvard degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918875)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919021)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

"USC only admits rich people which is dime a dozen in socal."

What? Not long ago, USC was doing the WUSTL on the west coast, buying tons of high scores.

Did they stop doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919474)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

That's what they use the money from the rich people for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919505)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Which means it's not likely only rich people are getting admitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919535)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

(extremely literal guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919546)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

More like "guy who isn't going to let nutella delude herself about the USC rejections of her and her peers' children."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919575)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:19 PM
Author: nutella

My children are 3 and under.

If they can get into USC, they can get into UCLA and that’s where they’d be going.

As for my peers, I work in finance and there’s a lot of rich USC alums around here, so they obviously all want their kids to go to USC. It’s a different thing than east coast prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919741)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: hurry.... i'm worried.....

titcr. east coast people don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37940051)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: dirte

This might explain my admission to USC. I'm an abject moron and was accepted to USC. I went to a different college, but an asian buddy of mine that was brilliant (compared to me) tried a few times to get into USC and was always rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922054)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: "''''"'''"'''"


your a fuckin retard. stop posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922435)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: LaMarcus (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919491)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: tony weather

OPERATION VARSITY BLUES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918114)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Watching the news conference. One suspect is on the run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918118)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

JJC no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918157)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918161)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918517)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

USC MARKETING DEPARTMENT: "You might have seen us in the Loughlin indictment - yeah people pay big money to come here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918128)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918134)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918183)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: crucified reagan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919566)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: tony weather

now go after the two million cheating chinese in american colleges

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918139)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919267)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


this is a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918180)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

$250k bribe to get into Northeastern, lmao (page 49)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918188)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

IQ must be sub-75

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918204)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

wtf if true? did they just give him/her the degree without attending for that price?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918206)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

pepito's kids need to go to college too man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918211)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Guy Debord

WTF? Why bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918227)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)

JFC. Can you imagine being such a failure as a parent that your kid needs to be bribed into Northeastern? Probably spent hundreds of thousands on private high school too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918244)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

Oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918297)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: tony weather

kid must have down's syndrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918398)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Kallman's, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918425)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919269)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:36 AM
Author: '''''''''''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922937)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923191)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3

The directional retard tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918736)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920146)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:40 PM
Author: PrestigeWhore (0xe5b500f0f5C09Ed723941758fC22eC8e00c9804C)

this might be the worst one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920156)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

Haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920972)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

I am glad we have a diligence team of XO posters analyzing this massive complaint line by line. we are getting better updates here than on the briefing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918213)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: ...,,,.,..,.,,..,,,.,,,..,,,,...,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922238)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)

*RSF's Fordham JD slowly fading out of future photo*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918236)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

18000000000

9876535241563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918274)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Hard to believe it took this long for someone to make this joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918602)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: dream pop chad (👻)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918951)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919271)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:21 PM
Author: .,,..,.,..,...,:,,:.,..,:::.,.,.:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920371)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:36 AM
Author: '''''''''''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922938)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 2:28 AM
Author: send me MAL nudes for TT pictures



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37928731)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

this is like the first non-Trump related story that has completely taken over the news in like a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918264)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

lol i dunno if its 'taken over the news' pretty sure no one outside xo cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918272)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:02 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

I get all my news from XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918285)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

Lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919699)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Sir Incelot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920040)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921578)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:39 AM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922715)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924502)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

all of the major cable networks carried the entire conference I think. plus they keep giving updates. I think this is going to be a big deal. people are obsessed with college admissions these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918304)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

no one gives a shit except nerds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918442)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:05 PM
Author: tony weather

i'm in canada and on the city news they showed the press conference live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918308)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: animeboi

This story is huge because it gives shitlibs another excuse to RAGE at PRIVILEGED WHITE PEOPLE privileging themselves (by paying $250,000 to get into Northeastern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918353)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Guy Debord

Right. Even though it is a better example of how middle class whites (particularly males) are screwed over by admissions. Yeah, yeah, asians more so. But asians are superstudies with parents who know the best way to game the system. Most middle american whites are clueless about that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918460)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: '"''''"''""


Fujian peasant immigrants who don't speak much English living in Chinatown gaming university admissions...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919167)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921548)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


It’s a huge story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918415)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

lol no it's not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918444)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: gunneratttt

i got several "breaking news" alerts on my phone and came to xoxo in the hopes there would be a massive thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918686)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: Walrus

They’ll get a trump angle on it soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918432)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Prominent DC-area politician was admitted to Wharton on a bribe, sources say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921019)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:02 PM
Author: Cogsworth

lol whats the penalty for this? how is this even illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918286)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Rick Singer, founder of Key Worldwide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wGaUJzXfUM

The Key's programs help your son or daughter to identify their strengths, unlock their potential, choose the right college, position themselves for admission, and outline a course of study and extracurricular experiences to lead to a life of success

Rick Singer, the world's leading college admission coach, has spent the past 26 years assisting tens of thousands of students discover their life passion, and guiding them along with their families through the complex college admissions maze. Using The Key method of GETTING IN our coaches unlock the full potential of the college admissions candidate and set them on a course to excel in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918318)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918336)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Every single time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918360)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: """"''


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/03/16/2927698000000578-3109447-image-a-11_1433345784692.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918334)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

LMAO:

147. CW-1 went on in the call to tell McGLASHAN, in substance, that if they could get his son accepted to USC as a fake “kicker” or “punter,” his odds of admission would jump to 90 percent, as set forth in the excerpt below.

CW-1 So, you know, essentially she [Heinel] told me when I get all the paperwork together, and I gotta create this profile pic. So what I’ll probably need, if you guys have any pictures of him playing multiple sports, or something where you can kind of see his face a little bit in action?

McGLASHAN Umm. Hmm.

CW-1 It would be helpful because I will Photoshop him onto a kicker.

McGLASHAN (laughs) Okay. Okay. Let me look through what I have. Pretty funny. The way the world works these days is unbelievable.

CW-1 It’s totally cra-- like, last year I had a boy who did the water polo, and when the dad sent me the picture, he was way too high out of the water. That nobody would believe that anybody could get that high.

McGLASHAN Yeah--

CW-1 So I told that dad, I said, “What happened?” He said he was standing on the bottom! I said, “No no no no no.”

McGLASHAN Yeah exactly. You gotta be swimming. Exactly.

CW-1 That’s right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918339)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: slimp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918383)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

"Pretty funny. The way the world works these days is unbelievable," the father said as he paid a consultant $40k to photoshop his son as a fake athlete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918806)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: Pumonymous

The fact that being good at throwing a ball around is a criterion for admission to a university is the most absurd part of the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921054)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Their website before it gets pulled:

http://www.thekeyworldwide.com/

http://thekeyworldwide.com/blog/

kind of feel bad for some of these kids. I assume some only got "legit" coaching and test prep services, not all of them were in on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918462)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


someone should download it, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918483)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:42 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

http://www.archive.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919520)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Caplan (Chair of Willkie) seems like a sad situation, like his daughter is really fucked up or something (she goes to an "online high school") and he's legit trying to help. still LOL though

49. Later that same day, CW-1 had a follow-up call with CAPLAN in which he again explained, in substance, how the scheme worked, and in particular the need for CAPLAN’s daughter “to be stupid” when a psychologist evaluated her for learning disabilities in order to obtain the documentation necessary to obtain extended time on the exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918465)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Guy Debord

CAPLAN: She is way ahead of you, boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918485)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


Kaplan test prep's new commercial: "1-877 Prep 4 Kids ... That's Kaplan with a K"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918491)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918493)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918497)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:40 PM
Author: Pumonymous

1-877 Prep 4 Kids

K-A-P-lan Prep 4 Kids

1-877 Prep 4 Kids

Prepare your kid today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921067)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:00 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923057)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: JEW-lee-us Ceasar

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923484)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

CAPLAN Okay, so let me let me understand the two components. What is the, what is the,

the number?

CW-1 So the number-- the number--

CAPLAN --At Cornell for instance.

CW-1 Well, hold on a second. The number on the testing is $75,000. Okay? It’s $75,000 to get any test scores you would like to get on the SAT or ACT. Okay, that’s--

CAPLAN Explain to me how that works.

CW-1 I just explained it to you, faggot. You get extended time, you gotta get the extended time first. Then you’re going to fly to L.A. And you’re going to be going on a fake

recruiting visit. You’ll visit some schools, while you’re out here in L.A. And then on a Saturday, which is the national test day if it’s ACT or SAT, she’s going to sit

down and take the test. I will have a proctor in the room, that’s why, when you have 100% extended time, you have-- you get to take it at a-- you don’t take it

with everybody else, you get to take it over multiple days.

And you get to take it at a-- you can take it at your school or another school. Okay? And then this kid,

’cause she’s taking online classes, you have to go somewhere anyway.

So you come to my school, take the test on a Saturday. She’ll be in the room for six, six and a half hours taking this test. My proctor would then answer her questions, and

by the end of the day, she would leave, and my proctor would make sure she would gets a score that would be equivalent to the number that we need to get.

CAPLAN Okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918499)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

CAPLAN Well again, thanks for taking the time earlier today. Look, I’m particularly interested in working with you guys and figuring out what’s best for [my daughter]. She’s an interesting kid. I’m sure you’ve seen them all. But this notion of effectively going in, flying out to L.A., sitting with your proctor, and taking the exam is pretty interesting.

CW-1 It’s the homerun of homeruns.

CAPLAN And it works?

CW-1 Every time. (laughing)

CAPLAN (laughing)

CW-1 I mean, I’m sure I did 30 of them at different, you know, dates because there’s different dates, and they’re all families like yours, and they’re all kids that wouldn’t have perform[ed] as well, and then they did really well, and it was like, the kids thought, and it was so funny ’cause the kids will call me and say, “Maybe I should do that again. I did pretty well and if I took it again, I’ll do better even.”

Right? And they just have no idea that they didn’t even get the score that they thought they got.

CAPLAN Right.

CW-1 Which is great, that’s the way you want it. They feel good about themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918511)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918529)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: Guy Debord

Fuuuuccckkk,that end part hurts. Feel somewhat bad for the daughter with this coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918756)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:30 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918762)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

CW-1 I just explained it to you, faggot.

CW-1 I just explained it to you, faggot.

CW-1 I just explained it to you, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918520)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: fumblerooski



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918535)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

Imagine how his associates must feel reading that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918540)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

tbf the faggot is artistic license by buck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918539)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918544)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918577)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:22 PM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922112)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

chairman of a global law firm can't follow simple instructions. Caplan is also a little bitchboi throughout the conversations and is always like "well now, I am a lawyer, so I am wondering, what if we get caught?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918545)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Lemma Time

Caplan is a major rainmaker at Willkie. Like a major, major percentage of the firm’s Business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918954)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:00 PM
Author: dream pop chad (👻)

ABA TO WILLKIE RAINMAKER: DING! Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918964)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Pumonymous

"chairman of a global law firm can't follow simple instructions."

Are you familiar with the class of people known as "boomers"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921406)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: IronMonkey

Romney outed as CW-1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919228)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: A GAMBLIN LEGEND, A GALVESTON LEGEND

Did he really call him a faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922183)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922254)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 3:44 AM
Author: TRUMP TEAM SIX (Trump Team 6)

need to link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37928835)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


LMFAO - someone just said on tv that part of the scheme involved "photoshopping the faces of the students onto photos of prominent athletes"

is this fucking serious? it's this easy to scam elite schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918489)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918514)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919811)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Come on man, that dude is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920027)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Rudolph

RIP weirdo Russian guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920935)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

that's just the formality for the athletic department (undoubtedly part of their "due diligence" while cashing the six-figure checks the parents sent in) after Singer has already bribed the coach in question.

Singer describes one photoshopped water polo pic that he needed the parents to redo because it showed the kid way out of the water (turns out the kid was just standing in the shallow end of the pool)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918538)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Guy Debord

And they had to shopp out the arm floaties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918824)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: NudeTateDillow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920955)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

They were also able to actually raise some students' GPAs by signing up for and taking online college classes (getting an A), which somehow counted as "retaking" the high school class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918526)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


gotta hand it to them, they knew a fuckton more about gaming the system than the 80 year old college admissions counselor at my HS did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918553)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:51 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

You can still just do this "legit" by taking some easy online class i guess ... does this actually work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918592)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)

"How much to get my kid into Northeastern?"

*Laughs* "Oh, I'm sure $250,000 would do it."

"Done."

"Wait, are you serious? Northeastern? I was just jok -- uhhh, yeah, you can make the check payable to me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918566)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918573)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918581)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:52 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918595)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: Windsor Canadian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918615)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918758)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920148)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:10 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

Imagine how surprised the Northeastern dude he bribed was?

"Ahhh...*takes cash* yea, just have her show up on the first day of classes. If we run out of room, I'll just bring in a chair from the next room."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920891)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Martin Prince (toxic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37926897)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: N904PD

CW-2 (fraudulent proctor) is Harvard Tennis 04.

https://www.imgacademy.com/director-college-entrance-exam-preparation/mark-riddell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918572)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

They just took down his page!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918661)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Thomas Silver (✡️)

always a tennis angle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919308)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


BREAKING: Lori Laughlin had ties to Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918600)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

read xo Greg Abbott and Marcia Abbott's section.

CW-1 Good thing that she did this for the ACT, ’cause her score was not exceptional.

MARCIA ABBOTT What? Excuse me what’d you say?

CW-1 I said it was a good thing that we did it for the first test.

MARCIA ABBOTT Oh yeah, my gosh, I mean, I’m sure her, you kidding me? She was gonna throw up like every single drug in the world for mono and lyme [disease]. I’m sure it was a disaster.

CW-1 She got, she got a 23.

MARCIA ABBOTT Yeah, that would be what I would have guessed at, 25, you know. So yeah, I mean, yeah, I don’t know.

..........................

GREGORY ABBOTT then inquired how his daughter would have scored in the absence of cheating. The following is an excerpt from the call, which was consensually recorded.

GREGORY ABBOTT Do you know how she did on her own?

CW-1 Do I know how she did on her own? Yeah, I do. She scored in the mid-600s.

GREGORY ABBOTT Yeah.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918630)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: armflapper (deceased)

do you still get a 200 on each section for showing up and writing your name? no idea how the new scoring system works without penalization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37941766)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: ,,,,,,.,,,..,,,,.......,,,,,,,....,,,,,,


Surprised that Yale and Stanford were implicated but not Harvard. I'm sure these parents wanted their kids to go to Harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918633)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: N904PD

One guy wanted his Kid into Harvard. DOJ told CW to lie to parent and say they had a contact there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918666)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Weird how the Boston USAO missed H, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919294)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:47 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919553)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

How is this not the top story on NYT right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918689)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: End Road Work

It is on the app. 737s fine for Americans and this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918709)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: animeboi

USC Professor ZADEH refinancing his house, using credit cards to pay for bribes (oh what an elite!):

.

.

ZADEH I will go with our arrangement. However I don’t have $100k of cash. You

had previously told me that half was now to USC and I was going to put

201

on card and you said half wa[s] in the fall. In our phone conversation, you

mentioned that I can pay you over 6 months. If so. I can provide you each

month a check

CW-1 Thank you for your response … as for payment- the money will be

deposited in the next day or two. My foundation sent the money as

requested.22 Normally the first 50k is sent immediately after acceptance

and before the final letter is received. Then the next portion is sent soon

after the final letter is provided. Since both are happening on top of each

other I sent the monies to my contact as a donation so there is no conflict

internally because you are designated as a giver through another

department but that was not the group who helped. The group helping

wants the credit and funds so it is cleaner through me. Yes I agree that you

can make the 100k payment over the next 6 months starting April 1st. You

can send to my foundation as a donation/write off or if you have your own

company we can invoice you as a business consulting fee from our profit

business and you write off as an expense. If you want to complete the

transaction by credit card that is fine too. I just need you to designate,

which path do you want to be invoiced. Please let me know? Final

acceptance will come in the next 10 days or so.

ZADEH responded that he would consult with his CPA “to see which path is preferable.”

531. On or about April 5, 2017, a KWF employee e-mailed an invoice to ZADEH and

his spouse for their purported “pledge” of $100,000, noting that the payments would “be made in

six equal installments beginning immediately.” ZADEH’s spouse replied to the e-mail, copying

ZADEH, and stated that she and ZADEH were “in the process of refinancing our house to take

some of the equity out in order to make these payments.” She continued that “April is a difficult

month between property taxes and personal taxes,” and offered to put $5,000 on her credit card

because she did not want CW-1 “to think we are not fulfilling our end of the agreement.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918722)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

lol why are there transcripts of all this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918752)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: animeboi

Cause the FBI has a sense of humour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918760)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: wagecuck lawyer faggot3

BIG PROBLEM HONEST SERVICES THEFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918855)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

Real Talk: Universities and their students are better off with the children of the privileged and wealthy. They become their biggest donors and help to create sorely needed socioeconomic diversity with all the nowags and poors being admitted left and right. Don't think for a second that the schools didn't turn a blind eye to this. Someones gotta pay for the Sheva Silverstein Chair of Israeli Women's Studies tenure and her "research", not to mention the new $20 million gym the volleyball team needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918761)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

There's some truth to this... odd as it sounds it benefits prole strivers who gun their way into the Ivy League to rub shoulders with the idiot children of Saudi princes or whatever and learn how the world really works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918873)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:05 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

Yeah, not just for the connections/social climbing, but these rich kids paying full freight subsidize the poors' scholarships and build them nice new dorms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918994)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919261)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: nutella

What baffles me about this is that there are some super wealthy and purportedly smart people indicted (not just c list actresses) like the former ceo of pimco, top exec at TPG, cochair at Willkie etc. not only do their kids not need to attend any schools at all because they’re set for life, why would they go through such lengths like commit fraud to send them to not even elite schools. PIMCO guy wanted to send his son to LMU. It just doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918784)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Some of these kids were probably really big fuckups who wouldn't be able to get in anywhere. You send them to community college and they stick with their shit-bag cokehead friends who do nothing all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918830)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: nutella

These are big time CEOs worth hundreds of millions. Their coked up kids would get into USC easy. But they wanted a 75% of getting in to be 100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918921)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

I agree, but you are on xo and you wonder about people being obsessed with prestige (leaving aside LMU and Northeastern)? These people need to tell their peers that their kid goers to [prestigious school]. Hell, even with Northeastern, the choice between telling your colleague your kid goes to Northeastern vs. Delaware County Community College is easy.

My in-laws -- both ivy grads -- have smart kids but they aren't getting into an ivy or even prestigious LAC, but they will NOT send their kids to a state school. What would they tell their neighbors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918850)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: nutella

It doesn’t matter that their kids are dumb. They’re so rich that the kids will get in anywhere they apply because all the schools want are donations. It’s more the fact they they want to go to such lengths to basically guarantee admission rather than stick with a small chance that they don’t get admitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918943)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

It's such a weird East-Coast class-signifier thing. Rich people in the West/Midwest/South have no problem with state schools and often send their kids to state flagships or even non-flagships.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918958)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:05 PM
Author: End Road Work

East coast flagships are all sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918995)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Right, and this is the cause. Chicken and egg.

Bama and Auburn or whatever aren't highly ranked either but even rich/UMC Southerners will send their kids there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919022)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


That's because they are idiots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919310)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

(gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921357)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Guy Debord

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919041)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

A lot of those kids would be better off at PSU Honors, but they're legit too dumb to even get in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919019)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

You can take the mom out of the jungle but not the tiger out of the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919003)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

My guess is that this is just the way things get done at these levels. They probably thought nothing of it and didn't see anything wrong with it. "My kid really wants to go to LMU. Okay, I'll work my contacts and make sure that happens." Money's no object, and I don't think they had any awareness of the risks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919168)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:52 PM
Author: nutella

No it’s not the way things are done at those levels. That is what’s shocking to me. Hiring admissions consultants to fake exams and athlete profiles and then having a record of it by wiring money and sending checks is not what’s done.

The way things are done is that you have a network of contacts and they put in a good word for you at the school and there’s an obvious deal made that you will donate heavily once kid gets in. But that requires a lot more legwork and typically more money. But these people have lots of money. So it surprises me that they didn’t go about it the legit way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919220)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Well, apparently it was the way things were done at that level. Clearly, there were quite a few people caught up in this, so it's naïve to think it isn't even more widespread.

Maybe they went this route since it saved them a few bucks. "Smart" rich people scheme and commit fraud all the time (insider trading, ponzi schemes, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919301)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Okay, so, who we are-- what we do is we help the wealthiest families in the U.S. get their kids into school …. Every year there are-- is a group of families, especially where I am right now in the Bay Area, Palo Alto, I just flew in. That they want guarantees, they want this thing done. They don’t want to be messing around with this thing. And so they want in at certain schools. So I did 761 what I would call, “side doors.” There is a front door which means you get in on your own. The back door is through institutional advancement, which is ten times as much money. And I’ve created this side door in. Because the back door, when you go through institutional advancement, as you know, everybody’s got a friend of a friend, who knows somebody who knows somebody but there’s no guarantee, they’re just gonna give you a second look. My families want a guarantee. So, if you said to me ‘here’s our grades, here’s our scores, here’s our ability, and we want to go to X school’ and you give me one or two schools, and then I’ll go after those schools and try to get a guarantee done. So that, by the time, the summer of her senior year, before her senior year, hopefully we can have this thing done, so that in the fall, before December 15th, you already knows she’s in. Done. And you make a financial commitment. It depends on what school you want, may determine how much that actually is. But that’s kind of how the the side and back door work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919340)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919356)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:36 PM
Author: nutella

Where do you get smart and rich people committing fraud “all the time”? I don’t think fraud to this level is widespread at all amongst people who have a lot to lose. Shady behavior and gaming the system is widespread but fraud is not. If they found it, they would’ve indicted more than 50 people.

Part of being smart is understanding how to do technically legal but possibly shady things or, if you’re going to commit outright fraud, be smart enough to cover your tracks so it doesn’t get back to you.

These people were wiring money to a fake foundation and taking charitable write offs and leaving a huge paper trail. In fact, you have a head of an entire law firm doing this. That’s pretty shocking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920431)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

I think you're being naïve when it comes to these folks and their decision-making. I agree that it's likely a small percentage of the rich (and really seems to be more the nouveau riche, not old money) that go this route, but it's still clearly a substantial number as evidenced by the indictment. It's just human nature. A lot of people are selfish sociopathic shitheads, and I'm sure these idiots have gotten away with a hell of a lot of shady/illegal stuff over the course of their lives. They either think the rules do not pertain to them or that they will just never be held accountable. Hell, some of them probably just get off on gaming the gaming of the system.

I agree with you on the law firm dude. That was sort of shocking. He absolutely understood the risk to his career and still made what turned out to be a horrible, destructive decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920651)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

How many times do you think that partner had some hilariously trumped up invoice sent to a client? What about the associates who are in on that? He's probably told some white lies on his income taxes like everyone else has. He assumed this was just some victim-less bs that the colleges (and all of the interested parties) knew about and looked the other way on. No different than "padding" hours and fudging a little on your income taxes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920741)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

Paying for a 4.0 @ any variety of respectable (Philips Academy, etc) or dubious (online) prep schools + dropping $100k for a test score is far easier and more cost effective then what you're describing and as evidenced by this indictment pretty fucking common. The chance of test score fraud being unearthed is pretty minimal, and the worst outcome for the kid themselves, assuming they're unaware, is they'll have to retake the exam.

The schools themselves do what they can to create these gray area opportunities to help facilitate it. Rich person only "sports" like crew, to a lesser extent LAX (white kid football), and now fencing (this is the big fraud sport du jour) exist as a life saver to pull in wealthy kids semi-legitimately in under the guise of athletic exception.

For those that are too incompetent to even wave a foil, sports are a well established fraud pathway with coaches already experienced in under the table payments. It's a possibility that it was the athletic bribery that got the attention of the FBI onto this case more than the test score shenanigans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919942)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:51 PM
Author: nutella

LOL at you talking to me about crew and LAX and fencing. I went to Dartmouth and it was filled with 50% boarding and prep school kids, many of whom were dumb. I know how this shit works.

In 99% of the cases, the kid actually does participate in the sport (if poorly) and the kid is somewhat dumber but not dumb as rocks (1200+ sat is fine). It’s scammy but kickbacks and other things are obscured as donations to the university, NOT to 3rd party foundation. That is normal way of doing business encouraged by the universities.

It is definitely not widespread that rich parents are hiring consultants to photoshop picture of kid’s face onto a water polo photo and literally fabricate every detail about them and have scores doctored and commit tax fraud. They have too much to lose to engage in outright illegal behavior.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920493)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:51 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

My FB feed is full of Ivy Prof's having their kids "win" fencing tournaments:

https://imgur.com/ct2afmW

And headmasters of schools like Phillips / Andover / Exeter / St.Paul's, I know how the game is played too, sweetie. I've also sat through the "pitch" at local places here like Nueva, Crystal Springs, and Harker where it's made pretty obvious that the admission counselor is basically handling the money brokership between you and the ad-com vis-a-vis your donations to their school. So yes, familiar with the "legal" method you're trying to argue is how wealthy people go about securing admissions that the universities themselves encourage.

That said, you're delusional, with this federal indictment as evidence, that there isn't also a large and thriving market of outright admissions fraud. The downside risk for test fraud is minimal at best; even that girl in Florida that the SAT caught on to just had to say "sorry, my bad, I'll retake it" and she was actually involved in the cheating. These parents went out of their way to keep their kids in the dark, meaning next to no negative implications for them even if caught.

The only thing outrageous and maybe less common is the athletic fabrication, and that is possibly what got the FBI onto all of this because they actively investigate NCAA schools.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921170)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: nutella

Where did I say outright admissions fraud wasn’t widespread as a general matter? Nobody has to tell me the lengths people go through to gain admission. Not sure what your fb feed of ivy profs’ kids or sitting through meetings at whatever private schools in the Bay Area have to do with anything.

The fraud is much bigger than paying for some proctor to take the SATs and the risk they took are much higher than just “oops your daughter has to retake SAT.” They were wiring money to a “foundation” and taking tax write off after paying a bribe. If you read the actual indictment, one guy actually asked for the donation letter so he could write it off. These people were practically just begging for an IRS audit. People at the level of doug hodge and will mcglashan have the $5m to buy their way in and absolutely do not engage in that sort of shenanigans precisely due to the risks to their careers and reputation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924901)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

Sure, the mechanism by which Singer set up the payment scheme was higher risk, but that's how he took payments. It's like a vendor that only accepts Paypal, you're stuck using that option. Even wealthy people, if given the choice to cut a check for $5mil straight versus the option for the write-off are going to opt for the write off, they're hard wired to do it. Absolutely nothing about that is surprising if you understand the psychology of fraud and the behavior patterns associated with it.

You claim you're some expert on the admission process and tendencies of the wealthy in how they navigate the system based on your Dartmouth admit and working a service job in PE. That's great, but you're hardly more in tune with the college admissions process for kids today than I am. I live in ground zero of all this, have a social network that is far more obsessed than your band of USC brothers who pay you, am regularly invited to elite schools looking for my money, and I actually coached at a Palo Alto HS where I see first hand the lengths parents will go to and the risks they're willing to take.

You're real uptight this week, maybe pour yourself an extra glass or four tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37926933)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 7:49 AM
Author: Edinburgh

I'm going to side with Nutella here.

I also went to a fancy Ivy and saw some of this shady gaming the system happen. Maybe it's worse today but out of the thousands of applicants to these schools how many actually involve breaking the laws and outright cheating rather than bending the rules? There's a fine line but most people know not when to cross it. It sounds like you're seeing plenty of bending the rules and taking advantage of the gray areas but I doubt you're seeing outright fraud.

It's impressive that some of these parents who are so accomplished and successful would risk their reputation and career and a prison sentence over cheating on the SATs when it really makes no long term difference for their children if they had to go to Pepperdine instead of USC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37929078)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: .,.,,..,,;.,,..,;.;,...,::,....,.:,...,....:..,.::


Amerikwans = shit, basically China level cheaters

Get fucked, white retards

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219142&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918834)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: Big stuff. Deep State.

It is really endearing how many of the parents are really concerned that their kid never find out they bribed their way in. several are concerned that their kid sucks at sports and so will feel really out of place when all of a sudden they are on the USC water polo team or whatever. And they are pretty blunt that their kid isn't that smart but just want them to be happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918914)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Guy Debord

endearing but not very fair to the kid. these kids have never been told that they aren't the bestest kid in the world and deserve everything they get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918974)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: dream pop chad (👻)

This is one of the best days of my life im GIGGLING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37918955)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

A great poasting day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919031)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

Can you guys link to the indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919059)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/investigations-college-admissions-and-testing-bribery-scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919069)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919412)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Is a 500k donation really not enough to get you into USC? Makes no sense why they did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919095)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:40 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


Apparently accreditation standards have tightened in the past decade or so, so the kids either needed reasonable test scores or what is effectively an athletic exemption.

Also at least some of these kids didn’t know about the scam. If daddy buys a wing of the med school the kid can figure it out. As can the kid’s peers and future employers. Like we all know Kushner was too stupid to get into Harvard even though he holds a degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919164)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

I don't think anyone cares. It only surfaced with Kushner because he's famous and it was Harvard and people hate Trump. Nobody is going to sit there tracking every million-dollar donation to USC, which raises billions.

These kids are used to their parents being rich and doing this kind of shit - I don't think they'd be offended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919264)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

exactly. these days, these types of kids view their entitlement as a badge of honor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919378)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Pumonymous

cr. see minorities viewing AA as a badge of honor. "white america OWES us this. muh slave ancestors."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921257)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


For some, like those kids who sat in the test room and wrote down the answers the bribes proctor read to them, obviously don’t care. Those kids are sociopaths society should be worried about.

But there are other parents who don’t think their kids know, had the answers corrected after the fact, or had the kid take a practice test at home and lied to him and told him it was real while the proctor filled out the real exam. Caplan was hiding it from his wife and dotter. The dotter was testing at 20-22 so he scaled back his ask and got her a 31 instead of a 35. These parents went to great lengths to allow their kids to believe they succeeded on their merit and not because daddy committed fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919408)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

I understand not wanting to tell them about fraudulent illegal shit, but I don't think they'd mind knowing that their parents donated money to the school legally, which people do all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919502)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

$500k really isn't that much. Their endowment is $5.5 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919272)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: ..,,,..,,,;;;....;;....,,...


(math genius)

endowment =/= donations per year

USC probably gets 200M or so a year and 500K will place you in the top 50 or so donors for that year. and not like every single one above you has a kid entering USC that year



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919355)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Clearly a $500k donation is not enough to guarantee admission into USC for their complete retard kids, and they know this, or they wouldn't go through all this illegal extra bullshit.

FYI USC raised $6 billion in donations from 2011 to 2017.

https://news.usc.edu/trojan-family/the-campaign-for-usc-hits-6-billion-and-keeps-on-going/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919410)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:10 PM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

this is one of the reasons I don't donate to my alma mater... elite schools are mostly 10-figure hedge funds that take bribes, why would I donate to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919685)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: ..,,.,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,...,.,


Any Wilkie associates still poasting here? If so can you please describe the overall atmosphere there right now? I imagine not a whole lot of work is getting done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919139)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919268)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:30 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

Okay, i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919809)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: IronMonkey

The more quickly and thoroughly higher education is exposed as fraudlies the better, in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919185)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:30 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919805)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

credited take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919845)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

Wait so the only university employee in ANY of these schools was a USC employee?????

It's all coming together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919287)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

Wake Forest Vball coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919318)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

was he charged though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919334)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

All the coaches were involved (Georgetown tennis, UCLA soccer, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919323)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

oh I thought someone just said only a USC employee was actually charged though, might have misheard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919336)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

No, those 2 I mentioned are also charged, probably more too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919352)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

stanford sailing coach is pleading guilty to racketeering or something. what a stupid fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919461)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Lol, this sack of shit didn't even want to show up to take the fake ACT:

He had to have known this was fake. He'd obviously find out when he told his friends he took the ACT at home. This one is weird.

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37. In a call on or about July 12, 2018, BUCKINGHAM advised CW-1, in substance,

that her son had developed tonsillitis and that his doctor had advised against allowing him to

travel. BUCKINGHAM asked CW-1 whether it would be possible for her to obtain a copy of

the exam that she could have her son take at home—so that he would believe he had taken the

test—while CW-2 took the actual exam on his behalf in Houston. The following is an excerpt

from the conversation.

BUCKINGHAM So I guess my question is, look--

CW-1 Go ahead.

BUCKINGHAM First of all, he can get on the plane like he, according to him, he’s like,

“I really don’t feel that bad, I think I’m okay.” And I do think that this

doctor is a little over conservative. Part of my challenge is that my exhusband is being incredibly difficult about the whole surgery, and if I

take him to Houston and then he can’t get the surgery he’s gonna be

very annoyed with me. So my question is, there is no way for him to not

go and it still to be done, I assume?

CW-1 Oh maybe I can do that, but I just don’t-- I have to talk to the proctor [to

make sure she is] fine with doing it.

BUCKINGHAM Right.

CW-1 It’s the gal who runs the school.

BUCKINGHAM Right.

CW-1 So I have to ask her. I just got off the phone with her, but if, are you

okay with that? And then just--

BUCKINGHAM Well what?

CW-1 The score.

1 The score.

18

BUCKINGHAM What I would do is, I would say to you, can you give me a test for him

to take at home that we proctor him, that I proctor him?

CW-1 Got it, got it. Okay, yeah, I guess we could do we could do something

like that.

BUCKINGHAM I mean that’s just, I guess, and it’s the only thing I can think of, if you

think it’s doable?

CW-1 Yeah, so, the only fact, the only other way is that ACT allows a three

week window, unlike SAT, which is a three day window.

BUCKINGHAM Right.

CW-1 So I just talked to Niki, the gal at [the Houston Test Center], and she is

back on the 25th of July.

BUCKINGHAM It just depends on whether he gets the surgery or not.

CW-1 I know, I know.

BUCKINGHAM He can’t, he can’t fly for two weeks after that.

CW-1 Okay, so let me call Niki and ask her if she would have a problem with

[CW-2] just doing this.

BUCKINGHAM Yeah.

CW-1 Which would actually make it easier for him to do it, because it would

take less time, but let me call Niki right now and see what she says.

38. Later that same day, CW-1 called BUCKINGHAM to tell her that Williams was

willing to go along with BUCKINGHAM’s plan. The following are two excerpts from the

conversation.

CW-1 Okay, so here’s the deal.

BUCKINGHAM Okay.

CW-1 So Niki is is willing to do it.

BUCKINGHAM Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919383)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

Unbelievable, why do these rich kids even want degrees? do they think jobs will be any better than the SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919426)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Highly curated Instagrams look 10x better with the occasional USC sorority photo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919438)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

This lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919824)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

This Buckingham lady is kind of a MILF too:

https://www.leadingauthorities.com/speakers/jane-buckingham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919473)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Rate her daughters

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt8wteRnGg5/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919770)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:35 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Flying on PJ with her wastoid kid: https://www.instagram.com/p/BtCYI0zHkJm/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919836)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919948)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919956)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:31 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

Oh yea. Age adjusted 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921009)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:54 PM
Author: """"''


Wait a second, so they let a kid take the SAT at home proctored by the parent? Did I read that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920240)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

No, it was faked so the KID apparently thought he was taking a legit ACT at home proctored by parent while the paid test-taker in Houston took the real test. But what kid would ever believe this was real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922269)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:41 AM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

a kid dumb enough his parents wanted to spend hundreds of thousands to get him into a second-tier university

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922857)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: man o' war (suicide is painless)

Aunt Becky looking a prison time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919489)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: GOY

why the fuck is this thread such a big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919528)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

(Lori Loughlin trying to downplay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919533)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

(xo 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919551)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:48 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919562)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 1:26 AM
Author: hurry.... i'm worried.....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37940128)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: animeboi

1) The report is hilarious.

2) Its genuinely strange that the FBI would put this much effort into nailing rich and famous people for what are essentially victimless crimes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919565)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

WHAT ABOUT THE 12 KIDS WHO WOULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO USC FAIR AND SQUARE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919572)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: N904PD

The SAT fraud is kind of bad. I wonder if that was their initial angle and then they stumbled onto the honest services bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919573)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:11 PM
Author: ...............,..,.....,.,.,..,....,...,...


the lead agent on this is probably a UCSF guy MAF about his ding from USC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919691)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919832)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:59 PM
Author: ...............,..,.....,.,.,..,....,...,...


possibly also a St. Joe's-Villanova Law grad MAF about his ding from Georgetown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919974)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

It's 180, I urge all of you to read it, every page is funny as fuck:

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241. On or about November 29, 2018, CW-1 called HUNEEUS from Boston at the

direction of law enforcement agents. On the call, CW-1 told HUNEEUS that the IRS was

auditing KWF. The following is an excerpt from the call, which was consensually recorded.

CW-1 I just want to give you a heads-up. So I just -- they just started an

audit on my foundation.

HUNEEUS Yeah.

CW-1 So I just want to give you a heads up before McGLASHEN, before

anybody, that essentially they’re-- they’re going to go-- they’ve

been asking about both past and present payments. So there’s a

payment obviously for 50k in April, for us, taking-- for [your

daughter] taking the test..

HUNEEUS Yeah, I remember.

CW-1 Okay. So what I want to make sure is that you and I are both on the

same page because what I’m going to tell them is that you made a

50k donation to my foundation for underserved kids and not that

[CW-2] took the test for [your daughter] or she took the test at [the

West Hollywood Test Center].

HUNEEUS Dude, dude, what do you think, I’m a moron?

107

CW-1 No. It doesn’t-- I’m not saying you’re a moron. The point is, is

that--.

HUNEEUS I got it, [CW-1]-- I got it.

CW-1 Okay.

HUNEEUS Yeah.

CW-1 Okay.

HUNEEUS I’m going to say that I’ve been inspired how you’re helping

underprivileged kids get into college. Totally got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919722)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

to be fair, they defrauded the schools and took the spot of an otherwise worthy student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919730)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:22 PM
Author: animeboi

(normie who believes people go to these schools to learn something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919761)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:35 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919835)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: GOY GUN NUT

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920677)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:02 PM
Author: sealclubber

victimless? try again

we all disparage aa as fucking over more qualified kids

this is aa for privileged rich fuckers. swamparama.

aspiring to a fair playing field is noble. fuck all of the students who were complicit. fuck all of their parents who were involved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924085)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


It’s catnip for XO. Rich Hollywood libs skirting the rules and using their POWER to get into middle tier schools like USC, Georgetown, and Northeastern. All that money and they were still willing to risk it all for a sniff of prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919814)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 3:59 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


Imagine going out to William H Macy’s house to sit down with him and his wife and tell them how to scam their kids’ test scores. How surreal.

This will make a great movie in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919617)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:04 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919653)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: ...............,..,.....,.,.,..,....,...,...


w/o reading the filings, my guess is this was 100% huffman and macy had no idea. from wikipedia:

Huffman attended The Putney School, a private boarding high school in Putney, Vermont and graduated from Interlochen Arts Academy in Michigan in 1981. She attended New York University, Circle in the Square Theatre School and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London, England

Macy graduated from Allegany High School in Cumberland, Maryland in 1968, and went on to Bethany College in West Virginia where he studied veterinary medicine.[4] A 'wretched student' by his own admission, he transferred to Goddard College in rural Vermont, where he studied under playwright David Mamet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919704)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:06 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


They are both wiretapped in the complaint and both knew 100% what was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920000)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: ...............,..,.....,.,.,..,....,...,...


sad to see a Goddard College man corrupted by the allure of Big Campus preftige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920078)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:32 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920422)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919706)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

https://youtu.be/PlM9VbtTi-0?t=127

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919676)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Historic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919783)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


this will definitely be a top ten of the year right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920282)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: Call me Chaebong Hyung, Daddy!

Ironic that Trump's FBI would bust this scheme when he most assuredly benefited from a similar one. Or maybe Fred Trump just did it the old fashion way and paid Penn directly to accept Donny Con's transfer app. Obviously, if he had cheated on the SATs and done well then he wouldn't need Michael Cohen to threaten the college board about releasing them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919787)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: Henry Aaron

Why? What would ever possess you to post this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919849)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Guy Debord

Wow, 400+ poasts until the Trump hot take. Pretty impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919855)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Different time and most assuredly far less effort back then to get your kid in. The donation for admissions game is well known. All this scheming is on another level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919911)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Call me Chaebong Hyung, Daddy!

And yet, he still only got Fordham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919938)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...;.;,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Penn hates Trump and I have heard from people in their alumni office that he hasn't given them shit. But apparently he may have caused the Trump foundation to give them something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919949)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

. On or about November 27, 2016, CW-1 directed Janke to create a fabricated basketball profile for MACFARLANE’s son. The basketball profile created by Janke falsely listed MACFARLANE’s son’s height as 6’1” and indicated that he played on his high school’s varsity basketball team from 2014 through 2016. In fact, records from MACFARLANE’s son’s high school indicate that MACFARLANE’s son did not play on the varsity basketball team until his senior year. And a personal statement for MACFARLANE’s son, drafted by CW-1 but ultimately not submitted to USC, described how he knew that his height (5’5”) would be a detriment to making his high school’s varsity basketball team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919841)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Shortmos done here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919852)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

6'1 always the CR height :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920023)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Windsor Canadian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920133)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

On or about August 10, 2017, CW-1 directed Janke to create an athletic profile for KIMMEL’s son. Janke inquired, via e-mail, what sport the profile should be for and whether there are “pictures or do I need to find one.” CW-1 responded: “pole vaulter” and asked her to find “pole vaulter pics.”

362. Janke prepared an athletic profile falsely describing KIMMEL’s son as an elite high school pole vaulter and including the following photograph purporting to be of KIMMEL’s son, but which, in fact, depicts another individual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919858)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


Imagine paying a $250,000 bribe to get your dotter admitted to USC, and then she makes a YouTube video saying this:

“I don’t know how much of school I’m gonna attend but I’m gonna go in and talk to my deans and everyone, and hope that I can try and balance it all.... But I do want the experience of like game days, partying…I don’t really care about school, as you guys all know.”

https://youtu.be/lveMkZc-NRE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919890)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: morgellons lawyer

good. this idiot deserves to be shamed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919963)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Social Justice Reservist (Space Force Ret.)

Can't wait for her "Visiting mommy in prison" video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37919969)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:12 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

lol jfc although i guess Mossimo doesn't give a fuck about $250k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920038)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Concerned Chad Here,

lol what a mess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920043)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

Her fat birth control bloat face is comical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920346)



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Date: April 23rd, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#38131502)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

People are going to town on this one's Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/janebuckingham/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920008)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

"Is this the daughter who wasn’t smart enough to get into the college of your choice????"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920044)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:11 PM
Author: animeboi

aaaand its locked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920896)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


One REAL ESTATE MOGUL paid his $250k bribe with 2,150 shares of Facebook stock. Those shares have appreciated by about $120k today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920147)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

In or about April 2016, FLAXMAN’s daughter took the ACT and received a score of 20 out of a possible 36. On or about September 12, 2016, FLAXMAN e-mailed CW-1 that his daughter took the “ACT this weekend and thought she did better than the last time. She actually finished the exam.” FLAXMAN’s daughter received a score of 24 on the September test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920227)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


this complaint is the gift that keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920324)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

XO Special Agent Laura Smith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920344)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


One mom paid hundos to get her kid into USC as a pole vaulter. Kid isn’t even a track athlete. So he gets to USC and his advisor says something to him about being a track athlete and he’s like “nope not me.” Then he gets emailed the track practice schedule. LJL at this kid thinking there is some hilarious mixup at USC and now finding out his mom is a felon and bribed the coach on his behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920312)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920321)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:13 PM
Author: Agent Penis

PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920338)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920703)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921807)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924507)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


Mom arranges for Dotter 1 to cheat on ACT. Then arranges for Dotter 2 to cheat but doesn’t want Dotter 2 to know about either cheating episode. Last line is amazing.

JANAVS [CW-1], I had a question for you. So I was able to get [my younger daughter] the multiday ACT.

CW-1 Okay, you got her extended time multiple days, got it.

JANAVS Yes, so I got that, the only thing is h-- [my younger daughter] is not like [my older daughter]. I’m not [inaudible] works. She’s not stupid. So if I said to her, “Oh, well, we’re going to take it up at [CW-1]’s,” she’s going to wonder why. How do you do this without telling the kids what you’re doing?

CW-1 Oh, in most cases, Michelle, none of the kids know.

JANAVS No, I know that.

CW-1 Essentially what happens is they take the test with a proctor like they normally do and w--, and then so they take the test, they leave, and then the 157 proctor looks at what she’s already done and then whatever number that we’re trying to get, that’s what he works to get. So she doesn’t even know.

JANAVS Right, but how-- no, I understand, she won’t even know. But how do you explain [it] to her? Because I got the letter from the school and they said, “You know, you need to take it at the school.” Because remember last time they gave [inaudible] little bit of a hard time? How do you-- how do they work around that?

CW-1 So one of the ways you could do it is to say, “Listen, we’re going to take it on the weekend. And we don’t want you to miss any school.” Because it’s difficult when [inaudible] much class time. And we need to take this over a Saturday-Sunday. So we’re going to do [it] up there because they’ll administer the test over multiple days. But the school-- but-- but-- hold-- let’s go back. It doesn’t matter about the school at all. The issue is [your daughter]. The school-- school wants to be able to give it, but they don’t have to give it. So you don’t really have to say anything. For the school you could say that weekend you guys are going to be up in L.A. and [inaudible].

JANAVS That’s what we did last time. Yeah, so when-- well, [my daughter] is the issue. There’s two issues. Yeah. One is, you know-- I mean [my daughter] is more the issue because she’s going to say to me, “You know, well, why am I taking it up there?”

CW-1 And you’re just going to say, “We don’t want you to miss any school so we’re going to do this on a weekend up here because we g-- [inaudible] because it’s really easy, it’s convenient, and we can get it done over the weekend, you won’t miss any school.”

JANAVS So do you-- so I would actually have her go Saturday and Sunday to pretend like she’s taking it over multiple days.

CW-1 Well, if you want to do that, because she’s—

JANAVS She’s smart, she’s going to figure this out. Yeah, she’s going to say to me-- she already thinks I’m up to, like, no good.

CW-1 I got it. So let’s, yeah, so that’s what we would have to do is over multiple days.

JANAVS Okay. So then the other question is, if I want to sign her up-- or I’ve already signed her up for February. Or can I sign her up in December and not have it go through [her high school] at all?

CW-1 Well, no matter what it goes through. Because it’s her home school [inaudible] what we have to do is redirect the test to be-- to be given at [inaudible] site. So [inaudible] so stick with where you are. We’ll just redirect. She’s already signed up. We just have to redirect the materials to be sent like we did for [your older daughter].

JANAVS Okay. Okay. Right, I see. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, they’re not stupid either, but whatever, I don’t care. They can’t say anything to me. I mean they’re going to be suspicious that every kid I have does so well somewhere else, but that’s okay. So we’ll, I just didn’t-- I just didn’t want to have this conversation with [my younger daughter].

CW-1 No, no, totally get it, yeah. No, I totally get it.

JANAVS She’s totally different than [my older daughter]. Like she needs to really think she d-- [my older daughter] is like, “This test is such bullshit. I don’t really care. I don’t ever want to take it.” But [my younger daughter] is like actually studying to try and get a 34.

CW-1 Got it. Got it.

JANAVS So it would-- it would actually be a great boost to her. And [my older daughter] came to me and she says, “You’re not going to tell [my sister], are you?” I was like, “No.” Weird-- weird family dynamics, but every kid is different.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920396)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:33 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

This is a gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920424)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

the entire indictment is a 180 read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920472)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

Welp, now mom gets to have a conversation with the oldest daughter.

"Mom, do you really think I'm stupid?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920756)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

"It's not a matter of what I think, Sweetie"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920835)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922230)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


this complaint is an already written SNL skit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920473)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Lmao. I know what I’m reading tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920546)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37933795)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: ````````````````````````

Why are these parents so stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920952)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


UMC desperation is an odd thing indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921250)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Thomas Silver (✡️)

these people are elites, not UMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921312)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


Lmao, no

washed up actresses are not “elite”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921528)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922276)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 3:19 PM
Author: dha tux ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37941650)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: acoustic thugicide (🐅)

read CLASS you dolt.

elite money with UMC psychology and social capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922234)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Guess religion of people involved!

CAPLAN Yeah, absolutely, and there’s nothing, just ask you directly, there’s nothing that

the schools are concerned about with this, or have a problem with?

CW-1 Schools don’t know. Schools don’t know. That’s why you have to get 100% time or you have to get 50% multiple days. The only, so the way it works is, if you get 50% time you have to take it at a national test center okay? If you get

100% time you have to find a school that’ll actually give you the test. So, if she were at a traditional school, she would be taking it at that school. What I do is, I

always tell the family, “Oh, you got a bar mitzvah out of town that weekend, so you found a school to take it at,” and they go take it at our school and then they come home and they get a score. So the key is the testing, and we have to get the testing so that we show a discrepancy. It sounds like she has a discrepancy, but I need the discrepancies to be significant enough so that we don’t have to appeal and we can go forward. The fact that she’s in an online school, that may be helpful for us as well.

What I do is, I always tell the family, “Oh, you got a bar mitzvah out of town that weekend, so you found a school to take it at,”

What I do is, I always tell the family, “Oh, you got a bar mitzvah out of town that weekend, so you found a school to take it at,”

What I do is, I always tell the family, “Oh, you got a bar mitzvah out of town that weekend, so you found a school to take it at,”

What I do is, I always tell the family, “Oh, you got a bar mitzvah out of town that weekend, so you found a school to take it at,”

What I do is, I always tell the family, “Oh, you got a bar mitzvah out of town that weekend, so you found a school to take it at,”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37920975)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:39 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


muslim?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921056)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922550)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Actual Google Maps photo of the "West Hollywood Testing Center"

https://www.google.com/maps/place/1317+N+Crescent+Heights+Blvd,+West+Hollywood,+CA+90046/@34.0944911,-118.3660845,3a,50.8y,313.16h,87.36t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBdzvOVNKlGcm0yunsH2QEg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c2bec121cdc411:0x5d81ba7594c7da9!8m2!3d34.0948282!4d-118.3664199

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922240)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: lawman8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922476)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


In sum, is this basically a bunch of rich west coast people who want their dumb kids to go to good east coast school (USC for the real dumbs)? i.e., new (dumb) money trying to mix in with old money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921076)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Felicity Huffman

@FelicityHuffman

What are your best “hacks” for the back-to-school season?

https://twitter.com/FelicityHuffman/status/768888270772064256

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921175)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: autistic shitlawyer with delusions of grandeur

Some of the best poasting in years ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921192)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921237)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


I fucking love this thread so much. I hope this stays in the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921239)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921647)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Dr. Cool

Day of sentencing. John Stamos appears as her attorney. "Your Honor, I'd like to plead for my defendant and ask that you...Have mercy."

*courtroom cheers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921262)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:21 PM
Author: Hungry, forkless and losing patience.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921360)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.,.,...,.

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922790)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 6:20 AM
Author: Squi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923016)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: dha tux ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37941655)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

*Declares thread XO Heritage Site*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921378)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


it became a classic quite quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921486)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

How did the sports recruiting part of this work? The coach would say theyre a recruit but then the kids never joined the team? Seems like it'd be obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921392)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

It’s pretty funny when kids would get told “here’s the practice schedule” and be “wtf?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921410)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


all the universities involved in this seem pretty big, might have been easy to slip through the cracks... or this sort of thing might have been why this whole thing was uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921509)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: animeboi

Most importantly, none of them got sports scholarships, therefor nobody was paying much attention to see if they were actually playing sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921533)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 8:51 AM
Author: Lemma Time

It's not that uncommon for people to quit sports teams and borderline immediately. Particularly some sham sport like crew where there are a million kids on the team, none of which are real athletes, they're just there for the Title IX match of a football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923180)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


Loughlin sentencing hearing will be full of cast member character witnesses from Full House and Hallmark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921420)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: Mance Rayder (/s/ Mance Rayder)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921536)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


*shows clip of her working at a charity event for sick children*

*notices small hallmark icon at bottom*

"what fucking summer associate accidentally put this hallmark scene in here?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921546)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:02 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921638)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922070)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922097)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:29 AM
Author: Windsor Canadian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922663)



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Date: March 19th, 2019 1:34 AM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37953481)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

you mean a bunch of rich actors, whose entire livelihood is based on being impostors and whores for pay, have no problem committing fraud and cheating to get their narcissistic children into college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921512)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


#metoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921550)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37921646)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: '""""


Yeah it’s really shitty and unsurprising. But also, what a waste of FBI time and resources.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922096)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: gravelgang (ggtp)

this is the best fbi work for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922186)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

cr, throw these fraud$$$$ in prison. I'd literally rather have a hundred bank robbers go free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922202)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: ""''''''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922283)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922289)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:23 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

(guy who robs banks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922369)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 5:18 AM
Author: dream pop chad

Im revoking your pass to use this XO meme jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922980)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923192)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: ...,,,.,..,.,,..,,,.,,,..,,,,...,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922261)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: armflapper (deceased)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922263)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:28 AM
Author: lawman8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922394)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922451)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

*opens thread*

"damn it's massive"

*scans for first post with lots of blank bumps*

"hehe, now that was funny"

*scans for more posts with lots of blank bumps*

"hehehe, this was satisfying"

*checks back 2 hours later*

"goodie more blank bumped posts, hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922381)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922427)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 5:20 AM
Author: dream pop chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922981)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923190)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924487)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37937523)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: Henry Aaron's empty 401k account

600 posts on first day, is this an xo record?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922437)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: ,,,,,,.,,,..,,,,.......,,,,,,,....,,,,,,


Yes. Not even the SY outing, Barzini outing, 2016 election night, has been this active. This thread has it all: college admissions, GC, race, rich hot girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922681)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:32 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


and MILFs, don't forget the MILFs... MULTIPLE MILFs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922836)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Dux

how'd the singer guy land all the clients? word of mouth or what? and how did he get caught?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922684)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 10:46 AM
Author: ;.,:;,.;:,;.,:;.,:;.,;,.:


Impressive because he needed to bring together three separate and rare moving parts: rich, morally flexible parents with kids who couldn't get into the universities the parents wanted them to; coaches or administrators at good schools willing to play ball; people who could proctor and bump up scores to the top couple percentiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923636)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: ''''"'"''"'''


Malcolm Gladwell would be proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923669)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: pedude

i was wondering the same thing. it had to be word of mouth. i'm just wondering if he started this scheme from the beginning or realized that there was a need for this type of scheme eventually as he was building it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924013)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


hallmark gatherings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924306)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:32 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,


Man... all these boomer parents going to jail because their kids were dumb dumbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922834)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 2:40 AM
Author: Squi

The indictment reads like ‘Burn After Reading’ dialogue. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922856)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:24 AM
Author: tony weather



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922925)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 3:29 AM
Author: ''''''"'" (🥃)

I Laura Smith of the FBI “hold a Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice-Economic Crimes Investigation and a Master’s degree in Accounting” —> does not mention which schools. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37922932)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 1:13 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Can you major in Criminal Justice-Economic Crimes Investigation at HYPSMC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37934475)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 8:54 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

The high school counselor wrote back to HUFFMAN the next day, stating, “Now you will register [your daughter] for the December 3rd SAT ... Collegeboard considers double time a school based exam, so [our high school] is the test center. I will proctor test on Dec 4th & 5th and that’s the process in nutshell.” HUFFMAN forwarded the e-mail to CW-1 with the note,“Ruh Ro! Looks like [my daughter’s high school] wants to provide own proctor.” CW-1 responded, “We will speak about it.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923189)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:38 AM
Author: fiasco (Hayden van Persie tp)

Ruh ro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923322)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924320)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: ;.,:;,.;:,;.,:;.,:;.,;,.:


Sounds like the counselor smelled something fishy. Is that how the scheme broke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923806)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


This happened multiple times at different schools. It seems the resolution would usually be that the corrupt coach/admin at the university would then talk to the counselor and get them back in line. Though I think it could be inferred that some of these counselors were secretly paid off, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923907)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Refunkulus (never count out a MUSCLE NUT)

fucking BOOMERS

This shit never ends with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37923662)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37924511)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: .,.,,..,,;.,,..,;.;,...,::,....,.:,...,....:..,.::


(((Boomers)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37952627)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 5:04 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


*guy posting in a historic thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37925975)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: ''''"'"''"'''


We poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37926060)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37927643)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 3:42 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37931274)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37933786)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37933800)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: '""'""'"


can thread be broken into two parts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37934482)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 3:41 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Just wait for the movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37934862)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 4:13 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Brands distance themselves from Lori Loughlin and daughter Olivia Jade

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/14/entertainment/olivia-jade-cheating-scandal/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37934881)



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Date: March 15th, 2019 3:59 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo

this news story less depressing than the other one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37937518)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

They are loaded bc of the Mossimo guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37939931)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )> (𓅮)

Presumably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37939944)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 5:22 AM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

I imagine they'll be fine then. Daughter lays low for a few years and then comes back. Mom just for the most part retires.

Had the Kardashian kids gone to school, I could totally imagine them being part of this scheme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37940364)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

Venkatesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37939936)



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Date: March 16th, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37939978)



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Date: March 17th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: '"''"'""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37944679)



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Date: March 17th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: PrimarkSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial)

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-college-cheating-parents-fallout20190316-story.html

Some of these civil suits seem bogus. Like what fucking remedy are they looking for?

Jennifer Kay Toy, who previously taught in the Oakland Unified School District, alleges in the lawsuit filed in San Francisco County Superior Court that the actions of those implicated in the scheme prevented her son, Joshua Toy, from being admitted to several colleges ensnared in the scandal.

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Two Stanford University students on Wednesday filed a federal class-action lawsuit against Stanford, USC, UCLA, the University of San Diego, the University of Texas at Austin, Wake Forest University, Yale University and Georgetown University.

The students allege the rigged system denied them a fair chance to matriculate at the elite institutions and could tarnish their degrees from Stanford.

Most egregious Wake Forest trolling I've seen so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37945374)



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Date: March 17th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: venkatesh pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4219005&forum_id=2#37945379)



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Date: March 17th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: '"''"