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Tips on successfully getting out of jury duty?

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.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
  03/13/19
Say you’re a lawyer
hank_scorpio
  03/13/19
Former prosbro I knew was an alternate on cap murder case. A...
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  03/14/19
I was seated on a jury when I was a law clerk, working for t...
A Confederacy of Pumos
  03/14/19
some might possibly throw out the notice. not legal advice
.;.;...;.;...;.;.;;;.;.;..;..;.
  03/13/19
Jury duty is awesome
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  03/13/19
schedule it for week between xmas and ny
JEW
  03/13/19
print out your portfolio of niggerthreads and present it to ...
man o' war
  03/13/19
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Two 115-IQ Redditors stealing in Golden Balls
  03/13/19
Wear trump hat?
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  03/13/19
"i'm not saying I can't follow the instructions regardi...
MoreDoughHi
  03/13/19
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Theodore John Kaczynski
  03/13/19
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
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dirte
  03/13/19
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GOY
  03/13/19
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logan thincock
  03/14/19
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Dux
  03/14/19
There was a movie about this
dirte
  03/13/19
put peanut butter in your ass
mutated mutandis
  03/13/19
just say what i say about insurance companies to get off PI ...
chandler (retired)
  03/13/19
Just say you believe in jury nullification Does this work...
...,::..,::,..:,,:...::,,.,,:;..::,::.,,.::;:.,,:.
  03/13/19
feign tourette's syndrome
Dr. O'Thunder
  03/13/19
Talk about your expertise in maritime law and how it'll make...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  03/13/19
this is the correctest answer ITT
Theodore John Kaczynski
  03/14/19
Bring your copy of Bonfire of the Vanities with you
'"''"'"'
  03/13/19
have sex with men for money
there's a wocket in my pocket
  03/13/19
cop a plea
my dog has more potential dates than I do
  03/13/19
“I have sex with men for money, your honor.”
The Muslim-Killing Pewdiepie Acolyte
  03/13/19
Was really hoping for some real advice ☹️
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
  03/14/19
I told the judge I used to work for the PD in a major city (...
ed buck
  03/14/19
Bring a notarized copy of a formal declaration that your per...
Absolutely Devastating
  03/14/19
get a note from a (((psychiatrist))) claiming youre unfit
Prateek Kumar Bhopale 254 Cedar Lane Vienna VA
  03/14/19


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Date: March 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926586)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

Say you’re a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926590)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro

Former prosbro I knew was an alternate on cap murder case. Absolutely insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37930598)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: A Confederacy of Pumos (AJiP)

I was seated on a jury when I was a law clerk, working for the appellate court that would have reviewed the verdict. I thought this would be a 100% golden ticket out but the judge did not GAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37931686)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: .;.;...;.;...;.;.;;;.;.;..;..;.


some might possibly throw out the notice. not legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926597)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle

Jury duty is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926608)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

schedule it for week between xmas and ny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926612)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: man o' war (suicide is painless)

print out your portfolio of niggerthreads and present it to the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926618)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:13 PM
Author: Two 115-IQ Redditors stealing in Golden Balls ("It's game theory")



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927440)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

Wear trump hat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926620)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

"i'm not saying I can't follow the instructions regarding the law but I have serious reservations the niggers around me can."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926621)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: Theodore John Kaczynski



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926649)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:08 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926676)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927350)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: GOY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927370)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: logan thincock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37930600)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Dux



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37931687)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:01 PM
Author: dirte

There was a movie about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926622)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: mutated mutandis

put peanut butter in your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926630)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

just say what i say about insurance companies to get off PI cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926640)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: ...,::..,::,..:,,:...::,,.,,:;..::,::.,,.::;:.,,:.


Just say you believe in jury nullification

Does this work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926665)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:18 PM
Author: Dr. O'Thunder (Dr. Thunder)

feign tourette's syndrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926719)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

Talk about your expertise in maritime law and how it'll make you a useful jury member given the gold-fringe of the flag in the court room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37926726)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: Theodore John Kaczynski

this is the correctest answer ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37931571)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: '"''"'"'

Bring your copy of Bonfire of the Vanities with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927363)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket

have sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927368)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (and he’s neutered!)

cop a plea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927407)



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:15 PM
Author: The Muslim-Killing Pewdiepie Acolyte (Spaceporn likes to SQUANCH SQUANCH)

“I have sex with men for money, your honor.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37927463)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Was really hoping for some real advice ☹️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37930507)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: ed buck

I told the judge I used to work for the PD in a major city (i actually interned there during ls) and I don't give a fuck about chain of custody issues. That got me dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37930594)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Absolutely Devastating (All poasts are performance art)

Bring a notarized copy of a formal declaration that your person does not attorn to the jurisdiction of the court. Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37931318)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: Prateek Kumar Bhopale 254 Cedar Lane Vienna VA

get a note from a (((psychiatrist))) claiming youre unfit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4220282&forum_id=2#37931675)