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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
disrespectful mad cow disease principal's office
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
marvelous university
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
tan gaming laptop alpha
  03/26/19
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razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  03/26/19
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domesticated boiling water office
  03/26/19
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Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
chartreuse school cafeteria sound barrier
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
disrespectful mad cow disease principal's office
  03/26/19
O F S F S
tan gaming laptop alpha
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
180
bisexual point
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Blue national rigpig
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Cerebral dopamine
  08/06/19
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marvelous university
  03/26/19
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Frozen feces theater
  03/26/19
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at-the-ready gunner partner
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Puce pea-brained crackhouse
  03/26/19
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tan gaming laptop alpha
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
indecent library kitty
  03/26/19
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Puce pea-brained crackhouse
  03/26/19
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spruce spectacular lay macaca
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Purple set depressive
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Blue national rigpig
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
bateful offensive center
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
indecent library kitty
  03/26/19
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bateful offensive center
  03/26/19
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indecent library kitty
  06/18/19
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Blue national rigpig
  03/26/19
cr
bateful offensive center
  03/26/19
Zoho
aromatic field mad-dog skullcap
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Exciting Senate
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
cowardly rehab
  03/26/19
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translucent roast beef
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
spruce spectacular lay macaca
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
fishy indian lodge
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
multi-colored trailer park
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
very tactful beady-eyed range queen of the night
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
fishy indian lodge
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Puce pea-brained crackhouse
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Cerebral dopamine
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Arousing crusty electric furnace
  08/07/19
Boom might now
wonderful crystalline circlehead
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
metal burgundy death wish
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
mustard sexy volcanic crater box office
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Arousing crusty electric furnace
  08/07/19
...
wonderful crystalline circlehead
  11/09/19


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease principal's office

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: marvelous university

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: tan gaming laptop alpha

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: domesticated boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: chartreuse school cafeteria sound barrier

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease principal's office

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: tan gaming laptop alpha

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: bisexual point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Blue national rigpig

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Cerebral dopamine

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: marvelous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Frozen feces theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: at-the-ready gunner partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Puce pea-brained crackhouse

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: tan gaming laptop alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Anal dun brunch haunted graveyard

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: indecent library kitty

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Puce pea-brained crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: spruce spectacular lay macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Purple set depressive

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Blue national rigpig

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: bateful offensive center

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: indecent library kitty

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: bateful offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: indecent library kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Blue national rigpig

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: bateful offensive center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: aromatic field mad-dog skullcap

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Exciting Senate

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: cowardly rehab

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: translucent roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: spruce spectacular lay macaca

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: fishy indian lodge

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: very tactful beady-eyed range queen of the night

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: fishy indian lodge

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Puce pea-brained crackhouse

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Cerebral dopamine

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Arousing crusty electric furnace

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: wonderful crystalline circlehead

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: metal burgundy death wish

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: mustard sexy volcanic crater box office

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Arousing crusty electric furnace

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: wonderful crystalline circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)