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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
fragrant greedy shitlib
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Drab kitchen mad cow disease
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
charismatic party of the first part
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
obsidian depressive affirmative action
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
trip mint chapel
  03/26/19
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fragrant greedy shitlib
  03/26/19
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soul-stirring turdskin
  03/26/19
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charismatic party of the first part
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Maroon stag film
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
charismatic party of the first part
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Drab kitchen mad cow disease
  03/26/19
O F S F S
trip mint chapel
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
charismatic party of the first part
  03/26/19
180
Fuchsia titillating goyim
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
charismatic party of the first part
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
stirring crawly haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Ivory fear-inspiring market fortuitous meteor
  08/06/19
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obsidian depressive affirmative action
  03/26/19
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Beta Field Genital Piercing
  03/26/19
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bat-shit-crazy provocative clown
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Brass spectacular location karate
  03/26/19
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trip mint chapel
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
charismatic party of the first part
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Marvelous gas station foreskin
  03/26/19
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Brass spectacular location karate
  03/26/19
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Pearl theatre
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Sapphire Bearded Gay Wizard
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
stirring crawly haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
flesh irate crackhouse striped hyena
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Marvelous gas station foreskin
  03/26/19
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flesh irate crackhouse striped hyena
  03/26/19
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Marvelous gas station foreskin
  06/18/19
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
stirring crawly haunted graveyard
  03/26/19
cr
flesh irate crackhouse striped hyena
  03/26/19
Zoho
startling brilliant church
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
unhinged therapy patrolman
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Self-absorbed Stage Rigor
  03/26/19
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sienna exciting twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Pearl theatre
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Arousing magical half-breed jewess
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
histrionic gay cuckold
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
aphrodisiac filthy national security agency circlehead
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Arousing magical half-breed jewess
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Brass spectacular location karate
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Ivory fear-inspiring market fortuitous meteor
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Frisky cordovan stead
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Iridescent hairless library telephone
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
pearly nursing home tank
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
rusted medicated hell
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Frisky cordovan stead
  08/07/19
...
Iridescent hairless library telephone
  11/09/19


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: fragrant greedy shitlib

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Drab kitchen mad cow disease

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: obsidian depressive affirmative action

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: trip mint chapel

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: fragrant greedy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Maroon stag film

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Drab kitchen mad cow disease

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: trip mint chapel

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia titillating goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: stirring crawly haunted graveyard

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Ivory fear-inspiring market fortuitous meteor

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: obsidian depressive affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Beta Field Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy provocative clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Brass spectacular location karate

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: trip mint chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous gas station foreskin

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Brass spectacular location karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Pearl theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Gay Wizard

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: stirring crawly haunted graveyard

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: flesh irate crackhouse striped hyena

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous gas station foreskin

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: flesh irate crackhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Marvelous gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: stirring crawly haunted graveyard

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: flesh irate crackhouse striped hyena

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: startling brilliant church

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: unhinged therapy patrolman

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Stage Rigor

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: sienna exciting twinkling uncleanness mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Pearl theatre

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Arousing magical half-breed jewess

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: histrionic gay cuckold

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac filthy national security agency circlehead

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Arousing magical half-breed jewess

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Brass spectacular location karate

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Ivory fear-inspiring market fortuitous meteor

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Frisky cordovan stead

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Iridescent hairless library telephone

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: pearly nursing home tank

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: rusted medicated hell

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Frisky cordovan stead

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Iridescent hairless library telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)